The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
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So I was informed by the brat today that we can spend some 'quality time' togevva tomorrow.
I have made my own plans thanks and inform her that I am going to lunch with Pastis.
S'ok when you get back we can go out eeek:
Suspiciously I ask for more details rubschin:
We can go to the pictures to see this film she says. Some crap youff crap. Shouldn't I be able to decide what we watch I suggest. Then the huffing starts , and the mutterings about you try to make the effort, not appreciated round here, nothing else on I wanna see yadda , yadda, yadda . Oh happy days lol:
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You were right to be suspicious - never trust the little blighters... noooo:
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In the absence of SWWLTBO (who is at her Mother's today) I have, acting on the boys' instructions, purchased flowers and cards for them to give her.
Tomorrow I will, no doubt, have to get them up and prepare for her a breakfast they can take to her in bed. I shall then spend the rest of the day ensuring she enjoys their company. They have also asked that I prepare a special dinner for her. The THW will, of course expect me to have got flowers and a card for her to give her mother, I am not so much of a b@st@rd as to have not done so as I know she will have done and will do nothing to help. I shall smile brightly and kindly throughout.
At some time during the day, like many others here, I shall take a few minutes alone to reflect upon my own late mother.
Frankly I fvcking hate Mothers Day.
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Come to the pub with me and Pastis then Snoops.
Although saying that there may well be lots of bloody families with their screaming lifesucking forces clamped to them rubschin:
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Thanks for the offer Miss D but I have to grit my teeth and see it through .... for my boys' sake.
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Mr Wench has gone to his Mother's and I am home alone. cloud9:
Mind you am in the dog house as didn't get Mother Wench's card into the post until yesterday. surrender:
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I am a norphan sad24:
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So am I sad24:
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I drove my daughter to town today so she could buy a gift and card for her mother. My son declined to come, leaving it all to his sister. Every other shop had some sort of "Mother's Day" display/signs and Clinton Cards was heaving. Definitely over commercialised like so many special "events" these days.
She ended up buying a DVD and chocs. I suggested a doormat as a gift. My daughter didn't get the joke though I assured her her mum would.
Like Valentines's day if you don't buy something you're seen as as a heartless bastard. We're all being blackmailed to spend, spend, spend.
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Although saying that there may well be lots of bloody families with their screaming lifesucking forces clamped to them rubschin:
The thought had occurred to me too evil: Best have a Plan B rubschin:
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So am I sad24:
Me three... sad24:
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So am I sad24:
Me three... sad24:
Me four sad24:
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So we have all saved money then happy088
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So we have all saved money then happy088
yay! cloud9:
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My mother's 89 and still going strong.
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My mother's 89 and still going strong.
Having such a perfect son has kept her going like... happy088
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Must be one of my brothers then. rubschin:
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drumroll:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Me five! Tomorrow is planned, I go on my bike, I will be served roast lamb on my return. Oh! Thats what I did last week too. redface: The eldest came home from work at 1300 hrs and washed his car, my car and his brother's car. cloud9:
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Me five! Tomorrow is planned, I go on my bike, I will be served roast lamb on my return. Oh! Thats what I did last week too. redface: The eldest came home from work at 1300 hrs and washed his car, my car and his brother's car. cloud9:
Me six .................. sad24:
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Me seven... sad24:
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Me eight
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Card has been sent, and I will speak to mum later today
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I had a conversation with her this morning - in my head like sad24:
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Card has been sent, and I will speak to mum later today
Say hello from us lot too cos it look like a few of us here will have to share your's. cloud9:
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I had a conversation with her this morning - in my head like sad24:
happy100
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Card has been sent, and I will speak to mum later today
Say hello from us lot too cos it look like a few of us here will have to share your's. cloud9:
She worries about me enough, how do you think she'll feel about me going to an imaginary pub every day where people have imaginary cats and lord alone knows what other gems I could worry her with ;) But she's welcome you all, then nip off to the shop to get another loaf and tinned salmon.... then go back again to get some ..... err, what do you like Miss D?
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Oh I'm a simple girl and wouldn't want to put her out. A jam sandwich would do me just fine lol:
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Oh I'm a simple girl
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Card has been sent, and I will speak to mum later today
Say hello from us lot too cos it look like a few of us here will have to share your's. cloud9:
You can share mine too. You will all get lots of virtual tacky homemade cards, not on Mothers
Day obviously but for burfdays and the like. razz:
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Card has been sent, and I will speak to mum later today
Say hello from us lot too cos it look like a few of us here will have to share your's. cloud9:
You can share mine too. You will all get lots of virtual tacky homemade cards, not on Mothers
Day obviously but for burfdays and the like. razz:
Christ I hate Hand Knitted cards even more that the ones that come from Hallmark/Clintons etc.
I mean ~ A drawing on a piece of paper from a 5 year old is cute but when grown up get into this "Crafted" hand-made crap it drive me mental.
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Drives me mental too though I have been known to put one of my photographs, not of me, on a card when I have despaired over the crap wording in cards. noooo:
Daughter number one sent me this...
http://www.geekosystem.com/flower-grenade/
She knows me too well. cloud9:
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Well left the house now to meet Pastis and the brat hasn't even got up yet noooo:
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Well left the house now to meet Pastis and the brat hasn't even got up yet noooo:
happy100
When you return tell her that you too are pregnant and that a darling little sister or brother is on it's way.
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Have had a lovely day so far (27 miles cos I didnt get lost this week cloud9:) and received 2 cards and chocolates from the boys. cloud9:
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MissD has another lovely Mother's Day treat when she gets home; she's being taken out to see a filum whistle:
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I may have to eat my words redface:
Come home to a hooooge bunch of flowers and a plate of creme eggs ( there's a girl who knows her mum redface: )
Also a hand made card eeek:
Which says :
I just want to let you know that even though I don't show it often , I love you, and I'm grateful for all the things you do for me.
You've always done everything you can to make me happy and I just want to take the time to let you know that I'm thankful.
I hope you have a wonderful day and I love you loads and I know I'm lucky to have you
I was gonna argue about what film to watch later but frankly don't care now sad24:
Or maybe that was the plan rubschin:
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Awwwwwwwww ;D ;D
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You've bin suckered ..... but accept it as meant kindly and watch her choice of fillum.
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Sweet happy088
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Oh I know...the truce will last less than a couple of hours I'd say.
She rang when I was lunch with Pastis and said I had a 4pm curfew cos she was bored noooo:
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The truce will certainly break when that Amazon delivery arrives lol:
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Ooooh I can't wait lol: lol: lol:
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A pity so many were at the pub, you could have answered the phone huffing and puffing and a girlie giggle
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Pastis took me to an adults only bar eyes:
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Wot a clever chap he is.
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I may have to eat my words redface:
Come home to a hooooge bunch of flowers and a plate of creme eggs ( there's a girl who knows her mum redface: )
Also a hand made card eeek:
Which says :
I just want to let you know that even though I don't show it often , I love you, and I'm grateful for all the things you do for me.
You've always done everything you can to make me happy and I just want to take the time to let you know that I'm thankful.
I hope you have a wonderful day and I love you loads and I know I'm lucky to have you
I was gonna argue about what film to watch later but frankly don't care now sad24:
Or maybe that was the plan rubschin:
This will cost you dearly noooo:
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Her dad's just taken her out for a drive so they can 'talk '.
scared2:
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Popcorn:
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Her dad's just taken her out for a drive so they can 'talk '.
scared2:
A lot of educashion in a very short space of time... she'll be traumatised and in shock when she gets home rubschin:
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He bottled talking to her about it and took her to see his mum for mothers day instead noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Did the Brat not raise the subject?
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Have had a lovely day so far (27 miles cos I didnt get lost this week cloud9:) and received 2 cards and chocolates from the boys. cloud9:
Forgot to fill the bike up first this time? lol:
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Great Mothers Day. Spent an hour refereeing an argument between the two results of my Greatest Ever Mistake. Mother locked in her room with a bottle of my single malt.
Latin lovely has protested fervently. No chance of horizontal pleasure in the near future.
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Um, um point: