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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Pirate on March 31, 2011, 08:34:46 PM
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Reported in the CY Mail…
A man from Pissouri was rushed by emergency services to the Archbishop Makarios III Hospital in Nicosia yesterday after being attacked by a mouflon.
Baldy and APC, friends of the injured man and fellow members of the Smug Club said that whilst they were visiting the mouflon enclosure, BM had climbed the enclosure fence and had been goading a herd of mouflon.
The Forestry Station Manager, Mr George Strongolous, who has an office just a hundred metres from the enclosure, told the Mail that he and three of the staff had gone into the enclosure whilst the attack was ongoing and chased away the mouflon with sticks, and carried the injured man to a waiting ambulance. Mr Strongolous went on to warn that this is the mating season and the male mouflon are very protective of the females and will attack anyone that gets too close.
A spokesperson for the hospital said that that the man from Pissouri had undergone emergency surgery for internal injuries suffered during the attack but was expected to make a full recovery.
The Cyprus Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals was not reachable today for comment.
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eeek:
Some people have too much time on their hands noooo:
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Shrugs: Tis a true story...check out the Cyprus Mail...
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She's checking...
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Oh noes noooo: ...I was moisturising .
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The poor mouflon noooo:
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Oh noes noooo: ...I was moisturising .
Is that some sort of euphemism? rubschin:
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Bollocks...It could be an early April fools... redface:
Dont trust Bill Cobbett!!!
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Oh noes noooo: ...I was moisturising .
Is that some sort of euphemism? rubschin:
No it was an exact description
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Okay...what exactly were you moisturising...
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All over ....need to keep soft . It is a daily regime.
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Ooooh...keep talking...
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Maybe we should have some kind of new category for these two noooo:
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lol:
Much Ado About Nuffink perhaps lol:
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Okay...what exactly were you moisturising...
If that is the KY stuff forget her. whistle:
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Best pop next door then whistle:
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Best pop next door then whistle:
It is a Bonk holiday weekend so all the locals 'go off for the night' and their wives turn a blind eye to that simple fact. whistle:
She has been busy since her first customer came arrived at about 7pm. noooo:
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Best pop next door then whistle:
It is a Bonk holiday weekend so all the locals 'go off for the night' and their wives turn a blind eye to that simple fact. whistle:
She has been busy since her first customer came arrived at about 7pm. noooo:
Business is that good that if he had another pair of legs she'd open another place in Limassol
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Best pop next door then whistle:
It is a Bonk holiday weekend so all the locals 'go off for the night' and their wives turn a blind eye to that simple fact. whistle:
She has been busy since her first customer came arrived at about 7pm. noooo:
Business is that good that if he had another pair of legs she'd open another place in Limassol
(C) Billy Connoly 1975
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I thought it was 1976, off "Cop yer Whack" or "Old banana boots" IIRC, and I thought you would pick me up on it ;D
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I thought it was 1976, off "Cop yer Whack" or "Old banana boots" IIRC, and I thought you would pick me up on it ;D
It prolly was Cop Yer Whack! lol: