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Title: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Pirate on March 31, 2011, 08:34:46 PM
Reported in the CY Mail…

A man from Pissouri was rushed by emergency services to the Archbishop Makarios III Hospital in Nicosia yesterday after being attacked by a mouflon.

Baldy and APC, friends of the injured man and fellow members of the Smug Club said that whilst they were visiting the mouflon enclosure, BM had climbed the enclosure fence and had been goading a herd of mouflon.

The Forestry Station Manager, Mr George Strongolous, who has an office just a hundred metres from the enclosure, told the Mail that he and three of the staff had gone into the enclosure whilst the attack was ongoing and chased away the mouflon with sticks, and carried the injured man to a waiting ambulance. Mr Strongolous went on to warn that this is the mating season and the male mouflon are very protective of the females and will attack anyone that gets too close.

A spokesperson for the hospital said that that the man from Pissouri had undergone emergency surgery for internal injuries suffered during the attack but was expected to make a full recovery.

The Cyprus Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals was not reachable today for comment.



Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 08:37:03 PM
 eeek:

Some people have too much time on their hands  noooo:
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Pirate on March 31, 2011, 08:45:42 PM
 Shrugs:  Tis a true story...check out the Cyprus Mail...
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Pirate on March 31, 2011, 08:49:38 PM
She's checking...
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 08:57:29 PM
Oh noes  noooo: ...I was moisturising .

Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2011, 08:58:28 PM
The poor mouflon  noooo:
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2011, 09:03:57 PM
Oh noes  noooo: ...I was moisturising .



Is that some sort of euphemism?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Pirate on March 31, 2011, 09:05:17 PM
Bollocks...It could be an early April fools... redface:

Dont trust Bill Cobbett!!!
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
Oh noes  noooo: ...I was moisturising .



Is that some sort of euphemism?  rubschin:

No it was an exact description
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Pirate on March 31, 2011, 09:21:54 PM
Okay...what exactly were you moisturising...
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
All over ....need to keep soft . It is a daily regime.
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Pirate on March 31, 2011, 09:27:29 PM
Ooooh...keep talking...
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2011, 10:02:50 PM
Maybe we should have some kind of new category for these two  noooo:
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 10:13:11 PM
 lol:

Much Ado About Nuffink perhaps  lol:
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2011, 10:32:23 PM
Okay...what exactly were you moisturising...

If that is the KY stuff forget her. whistle:
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2011, 10:51:22 PM
Best pop next door then  whistle:
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2011, 11:04:01 PM
Best pop next door then  whistle:

It is a Bonk holiday weekend so all the locals 'go off for the night' and their wives turn a blind eye to that simple fact.  whistle:

She has been busy since her first customer came arrived at about 7pm.  noooo:
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Just One More on April 01, 2011, 06:20:18 AM
Best pop next door then  whistle:

It is a Bonk holiday weekend so all the locals 'go off for the night' and their wives turn a blind eye to that simple fact.  whistle:

She has been busy since her first customer came arrived at about 7pm.  noooo:

Business is that good that if he had another pair of legs she'd open another place in Limassol
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2011, 10:37:54 AM
Best pop next door then  whistle:

It is a Bonk holiday weekend so all the locals 'go off for the night' and their wives turn a blind eye to that simple fact.  whistle:

She has been busy since her first customer came arrived at about 7pm.  noooo:

Business is that good that if he had another pair of legs she'd open another place in Limassol

(C) Billy Connoly 1975
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Just One More on April 01, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
I thought it was 1976, off "Cop yer Whack" or "Old banana boots" IIRC, and I thought you would pick me up on it  ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone heard from BM?
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2011, 06:19:08 PM
I thought it was 1976, off "Cop yer Whack" or "Old banana boots" IIRC, and I thought you would pick me up on it  ;D

It prolly was Cop Yer Whack!  lol: