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Title: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:04:02 PM
Are we meeting up this coming weekend?

Shall I have to buy a new sombrero like?  whistle:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:08:02 PM
Seems like a good idea ..................if BM has finished his gravel...........(if only he asked.. whistle:)

need a bar with shade ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:09:32 PM
Wait ...........are you bringing that jock bird ............. eeek:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:11:02 PM
Nope, I managed to piss her off enough that she did not turn up tonight.  smile:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:12:54 PM
Nope, I managed to piss her off enough that she did not turn up tonight.  smile:

maybe she read this forum ............... happy001
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:17:56 PM
Nope, I managed to piss her off enough that she did not turn up tonight.  smile:

maybe she read this forum ............... happy001

No probs.  smile: Prolly not clever enough being a Jock.  whistle:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:24:10 PM
Nope, I managed to piss her off enough that she did not turn up tonight.  smile:

maybe she read this forum ............... happy001

No probs.  smile: Prolly not clever enough being a Jock.  whistle:

Like that footy match where they claim the Scottish threw bananas at the black players .........

Wot a load of b*ll*cks .............jocks buying fruit...........
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:28:08 PM
Nope, I managed to piss her off enough that she did not turn up tonight.  smile:

maybe she read this forum ............... happy001

No probs.  smile: Prolly not clever enough being a Jock.  whistle:

Like that footy match where they claim the Scottish threw bananas at the black players .........

Wot a load of b*ll*cks .............jocks buying fruit...........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 05:10:57 AM
Nope, I managed to piss her off enough that she did not turn up tonight.  smile:

maybe she read this forum ............... happy001

No probs.  smile: Prolly not clever enough being a Jock.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Bur you'd rather meet up with two other men  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2011, 05:26:01 AM
Nope, I managed to piss her off enough that she did not turn up tonight.  smile:

maybe she read this forum ............... happy001

No probs.  smile: Prolly not clever enough being a Jock.  whistle:

Like that footy match where they claim the Scottish threw bananas at the black players .........

Wot a load of b*ll*cks .............jocks buying fruit...........

 lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 05:51:24 AM
Meeting up for a nice cold beer like...?  rubschin:

It is a bank holiday on Friday isn't it...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 06:00:36 AM
Wouldn't it be easier for the Cypriots to just qualify which days are actual working days .....not that that would have any significance for the Smug Club either  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 06:01:58 AM
Wouldn't it be easier for the Cypriots to just qualify which days are actual working days .....not that that would have any significance for the Smug Club either  noooo: noooo: noooo:

It isn't a very long list!  lol:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 10:23:39 AM
Meeting up for a nice cold beer like...?  rubschin:

It is a bank holiday on Friday isn't it...?  whistle:

Can do.. Friday or Sat PM ............
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 11:18:33 AM
How will you recognise each other ?
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 11:26:14 AM
How will you recognise each other ?

I'm the only one with hair .......... whistle:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 11:36:45 AM
We are having a little meet up this afternoon like, just as a practise.  8)
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 11:54:11 AM
I take it the dress code is shorts and sunnies  8)
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: barmisspah? on March 29, 2011, 11:54:54 AM
Green Carnations ?
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 11:58:16 AM
I take it the dress code is shorts and sunnies  8)

Nope, even though it is 21 degs it still feels cold. Jumper and jacket is the requirement at the moment.

I have got to fecking walk about half a mile as well.
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 12:01:37 PM
Still, there are a few refreshment stops on the way like  whistle:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 12:10:23 PM
Meeting up for a nice cold beer like...?  rubschin:

It is a bank holiday on Friday isn't it...?  whistle:

We could start Friday and see what happens, could be a long weekend  whistle:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 12:34:15 PM
Meeting up for a nice cold beer like...?  rubschin:

It is a bank holiday on Friday isn't it...?  whistle:

We could start Friday and see what happens, could be a long weekend  whistle:

I have to go to a meeting on Saturday morning tho....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 12:41:48 PM
A mothers one  lol:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 12:42:52 PM
A mothers one  lol:

happy001




NO!  evil:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 29, 2011, 04:34:53 PM
A mothers one  lol:

happy001




NO!  evil:

You will miss out on all the MILF then. noooo:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 05:32:33 PM
A mothers one  lol:

happy001




NO!  evil:

You will miss out on all the MILF then. noooo:

MILF you say...?  eyes:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Pirate on March 29, 2011, 07:57:11 PM
A mothers one  lol:

happy001




NO!  evil:

You will miss out on all the MILF then. noooo:

MILF you say...?  eyes:

Who dat then?
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 08:04:23 PM
How will you recognise each other ?

I'm the only one with hair .......... whistle:

He akchwoooly has got hair.
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 01:55:25 PM
Meeting up for a nice cold beer like...?  rubschin:

It is a bank holiday on Friday isn't it...?  whistle:

It's a bank holiday ...again tomorrow ...did you get your permission slip yet....... whistle:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 01:57:14 PM
He has gone quiet on that front hasn't he ???

LL probably said he could go as long as he had finished the garden and on the proviso that he wouldn't drink too much  happy001
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2011, 02:05:09 PM
So is he meeting up or not?

Shall we just run up a tab in his name like?  whistle:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 02:07:46 PM
Oh yes, he's quite generous when he doesn't know he's paying  lol:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 02:08:09 PM
So is he meeting up or not?

Shall we just run up a tab in his name like?  whistle:

Now that's an idea ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2011, 03:33:10 PM
Off we go then.... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 04:03:40 PM
Meeting up for a nice cold beer like...?  rubschin:

It is a bank holiday on Friday isn't it...?  whistle:

It's a bank holiday ...again tomorrow ...did you get your permission slip yet....... whistle:

No...  redface:

I am concentrating on finishing the garden like...  whistle:

You are more than welcome to stop by Pissouri and sample my beer fridge full of Wife Beater tho....  ;)
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 04:29:40 PM
And tomorrow, to celebrate the season, you are crucifying LL?

ANd feeding her some chocs
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 04:30:17 PM
And bringing her a rabbit
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 04:34:15 PM
I'll have you know it is a deeply religious and significant time of year here...

Traditionally, on Saturday I shall eat out, get bladdered and watch the fireworks at midnight...

On Sunday all the hospitals will be full of those that broke their fast by stuffing themselves to bursting point with roast meat...

And on Tuesday it is the married men vs single men football match....
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 04:35:51 PM
Buy LL an egg and a new mop. SHe will be thrilled, I guarantee it  angel1
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 06:10:09 PM
I'll have you know it is a deeply religious and significant time of year here...

Traditionally, on Saturday I shall eat out, get bladdered and watch the fireworks at midnight...

On Sunday all the hospitals will be full of those that broke their fast by stuffing themselves to bursting point with roast meat...

And on Tuesday it is the married men vs single men football match....

You playing ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 06:11:55 PM
He's on the bench  lol:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2011, 06:19:49 PM
He's on the bench  lol:

Under the bench more likely. noooo:
Title: Re: The Smug Club
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2011, 04:29:19 AM
I'm not generally asked to play....  redface: