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Title: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2011, 10:56:54 AM
http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/03/22/6320417-keep-the-royal-romance-fresh-refrigerated (http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/03/22/6320417-keep-the-royal-romance-fresh-refrigerated)
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 07:24:55 PM
So William will not wear a wedding ring ....shock, horror. But Kate of course will  rubschin:

What say you on this ???

Many more men choose not to wear a ring I wonder why this could be  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2011, 07:30:12 PM
I think people will know he is married  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 07:32:23 PM
Do ya reckon ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Pirate on April 01, 2011, 07:32:43 PM
So William will not wear a wedding ring ....shock, horror. But Kate of course will  rubschin:

What say you on this ???

Many more men choose not to wear a ring I wonder why this could be  rubschin:

I wore a wedding ring...still do sometimes (depending on the situation...) wouldn't want some people to know I'm a lonely old single bastard...
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 07:35:17 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I was thinking of selling my old one and my engagement rings  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2011, 07:37:45 PM
Royal memrobilly  memmorhbil  stuff  rubschin:

Many years ago I had to go get permission to use the POW's (Prinny or Big Ears to his friends) crest from the Coat of Arms place  scared2:
I had to have a meeting with someone entitled Bluemantle, I kid you not  eeek:, it was all a bit Harry Potter  whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 07:40:13 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

And what was your code name ????
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2011, 07:42:16 PM
Commoner #238579   surrender:         ;)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Pirate on April 01, 2011, 07:42:46 PM
Pastis? at a guess
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 07:44:01 PM
Oh noes he has several aliases ...I never know who's gonna turn up to a Sunday lunch sometimes  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Pirate on April 01, 2011, 07:44:54 PM
'Broadsword calling Danny Boy'

'Broadsword calling Danny Boy'
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2011, 07:55:05 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.allposters.com%2F6%2FLRG%2F30%2F3005%2FA6GBF00Z.jpg&hash=049f496f59e8f105a701f7080968edd555f704fb)

Wearing a uniform certainly helps getting a table down the pub  8)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Pirate on April 01, 2011, 08:00:14 PM
I shall say this only once...
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2011, 08:04:13 PM
Ooooh. Nicole Kidman is on the box. She has FANTASTC boobs.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 08:06:50 PM
That's what all her critics say when they normally review her films  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Pirate on April 01, 2011, 08:11:27 PM
Ooooh. Nicole Kidman is on the box. She has FANTASTC boobs.

She thinks the same about you...
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2011, 08:12:18 PM
 redface:

And for the laydees Daniel Craig is in it too. A fine actor IMHO  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Just One More on April 01, 2011, 08:22:31 PM
redface:

And for the laydees Daniel Craig is in it too. A fine actor IMHO  angel1

What are his tits like  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 08:23:49 PM
Dunno , I've always concentrated on his acting  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2011, 08:27:54 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Foxhyykf8%2Fwilly.jpg&hash=3436f22534a0d04981fba129cac99a7eeb242995) (http://postimage.org/image/oxhyykf8/)  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 08:35:06 PM
He's just so ordinary.....see blokes like that every day of the week  noooo:
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Just One More on April 01, 2011, 09:37:51 PM
We all do each time we look in the mirror  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2011, 09:40:21 PM
Ooooh. Nicole Kidman is on the box. She has FANTASTC boobs.

I see you have been getting into the spirit of National Cleavage Day  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2011, 07:33:51 AM
So William will not wear a wedding ring ....shock, horror. But Kate of course will  rubschin:

What say you on this ???

Many more men choose not to wear a ring I wonder why this could be  rubschin:


Seems he is following a male fashion setter then ~ namely me.
I don't wear a wedding ring .... why should I? SWWLTBO did not give me a wedding ring and I can see no reason to buy one for myself.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2011, 07:39:16 AM
 lol:

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   rubschin:

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2011, 07:58:00 AM
lol:

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   rubschin:

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.

I had to cut mine off... the ring that is, not the sausage fingers....  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2011, 07:59:57 AM
Feckin hell ...were you a skeleton when you got married then  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2011, 08:03:03 AM
Feckin hell ...were you a skeleton when you got married then  eeek:

No, just unconscious.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2011, 08:15:49 AM
Feckin hell ...were you a skeleton when you got married then  eeek:

No, just unconscious.


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2011, 08:51:28 AM
lol:

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   rubschin:

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.


I figure I don't need a badge to show I am married .... Surely the haggard features, the bent back, the white hair and the empty wallet are signs enough.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2011, 08:54:31 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2011, 08:56:53 AM
You may laugh but tis all true.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2011, 08:59:59 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fstzcdujo%2Fwot29.jpg&hash=8d59df56f40807d050b490321f378db1498f16e3) (http://postimage.org/image/stzcdujo/)
 noooo:

Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2011, 09:39:52 AM
lol:

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   rubschin:

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.


I figure I don't need a badge to show I am married .... Surely the haggard features, the bent back, the white hair and the empty wallet are signs enough.

She sounds lovely...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2011, 09:44:15 AM
lol:

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   rubschin:

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.


I figure I don't need a badge to show I am married .... Surely the haggard features, the bent back, the white hair and the empty wallet are signs enough.

She sounds lovely...  noooo:
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Bit like LL then  drumroll:
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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 08:32:19 PM
Who says folk from ooop north are weird  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12966403 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12966403)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 05, 2011, 05:24:29 AM
Me miss ~ I cannot lie, 'twas me wot said it OFTEN