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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on March 22, 2011, 07:37:45 PM
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We all get pissed of about stuff. But how about being just pissed off? Generally. About nothing in particular. I am
Post you pissed offness here. I may respond.
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Piss off! point:
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Piss off
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It's perfectly normal and you don't have to have any reason for being in a bad mood - sometimes you just is.
Have a tantrum - always helps me redface:
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Take your frustrations out on something ....you can throw ping pong balls at me if you want lol:
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Kick Jim round the house ........... whistle:
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Take your frustrations out on something ....you can throw ping pong balls at me if you want lol:
Only if you fire them back whistle:
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Jim is my only friend
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Take your frustrations out on something ....you can throw ping pong balls at me if you want lol:
Only if you fire them back whistle:
I'm not sure I'm that talented lol:
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It pisses me off when somebody starts a thread called "Pissed of (all new) but adds the missing "f" before I had chance to point it out
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I'm pissed off I never even noticed that redface:
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I may be pissed off but I remain accurate
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In which case you need to amend your first post as well scared:
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In which case you need to amend your first post as well scared:
He is a post .....???
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In which case you need to amend your first post as well scared:
I missed that one point:
We all get pissed of about stuff. But how about being just pissed off? Generally. About nothing in particular. I am
Post you pissed offness here. I may respond.
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Oh fuck it
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In which case you need to amend your first post as well scared:
He is a post .....???
No! That would be pissed on!
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I spend a great deal of time being generally pissed off. Sometimes I even get pissed off about being pissed off. evil:
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Things piss me off, that's why I come here
Where I feel safe and away from my fear
As you lot of similar mindset draw near
We can share a chuckle .... as BM waters the beer
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Snoopy has gone all pooetic on us eeek:
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Snoopy has gone all pooetic on us eeek:
Don't mock it Kiddo ... It earns me money.
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Most nights , everyone buggers off early .......tonight ,the one night I have to sleep early .....everyone's here ....
If I am late tomorrow ......I will blame you censored: s
Corrected for you
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Tis the Law of the Sod lol:
Did you not get your party invite for tonight ???
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Speaking of Sods ... where is our resident horny handed man of the soil tonight?
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Is no-one going to censored: bed ....???
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Yes me! Night night all. sleep017
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You've pulled APC - Snoops is on his way ;)
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Ah don't tink sooooo. noooo:
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You've pulled APC - Snoops is on his way ;)
That is my best chat-up line .................. eyes:
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Hope you normally get better results then lol:
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Hope you normally get better results then lol:
Naaaw....always pull a dog.......... lol:
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Speaking of Sods ... where is our resident horny handed man of the soil tonight?
You rang Mr Wordsworth?
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Speaking of Sods ... where is our resident horny handed man of the soil tonight?
You rang Mr Wordsworth?
I knew you would turnip.......
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lol: lol: lol:
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Speaking of Sods ... where is our resident horny handed man of the soil tonight?
You rang Mr Wordsworth?
I knew you would turnip.......
drumroll:
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I'm slightly pissed off that I missed the pissed off thread.... rubschin:
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Only slightly? Pull your socks up man and be really pissed off.
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I'm pissed off waking up 2 hours before my alarm goes off and being able to go back to sleep again.
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I'm slightly pissed off that I missed the pissed off thread.... rubschin:
happy100
You need a bit more venom ....'slightly pissed off' doesn't convey much conviction lol:
Are you gravelling again today? .....in which case be back breakingly fed up ;)
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I'm pissed off waking up 2 hours before my alarm goes off and being able to go back to sleep again.
I am sure being unable would have left you even more pissed orf. whistle:
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I'm slightly pissed off that I missed the pissed off thread.... rubschin:
happy100
You need a bit more venom ....'slightly pissed off' doesn't convey much conviction lol:
Are you gravelling again today? .....in which case be back breakingly fed up ;)
I have a half day today - going shooting this arvo...
I was offered painting instead of gravelling but I fear rain showers could spoil my werk like...
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No signs of the Smug Club turning up to help yet ? noooo:
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No signs of the Smug Club turning up to help yet ? noooo:
No, the bastards! cussing:
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No signs of the Smug Club turning up to help yet ? noooo:
I'm too busy, already had a call to ask if I am going down the pub.
It will take me half an hour to get ready, should have the first pint by 9:45!!!
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I am less than pissed orf about finding a tenner on the floor.
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I am less than pissed orf about finding a tenner in a suitcase.
whistle:
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I am less than pissed orf about finding a tenner on the floor.
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Now, now BM. Not all of us share your nefarious nature.
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I am pissed off now....
1st friggin email of the day is some wanking arsehole who is project manager of a site that is complaining that one of my team has responded to his queries to quickly. Therefore she cannot be professional and wants her taken off the case.
Oh FFS - he is gonna get both barrels Banghead
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He is complaining about efficiency? whacky115
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Yeah, I;m pissed off too, went to my meeting .....(she was surprised I turned up ) got fvcking lied to .......feck all I could say coz I need their contract .......... cussing:
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Exactly Banghead
He has royally fecked up . Project manager on a huge property that some off shore company has obviously bought at a steal and they have knocked severn bells out of it , spent a fortune and now various departments are involved has to do a lot of retrospective planning applications and he also has to apply for a licence from us. Keeps stressing how this is costing his client money in this delicate financial climate , but how he wants to work in partnership bollox.
Literally he has said
" Dear Miss D
Thank you for your considered reply to my concerns about your officer XXXX. I am afraid I disagree with most of the contents of your email. I recognise you, as her manager, will support her involvement in this case but fear you are also not being objective. If I need to take this matter higher then I will as I understand the way local government operates.
Ms xxxx replied to my email dated 10-03-2011 within 12 minutes! My email was about 2 pages! As an ex council employee who dealt with many cases/ residents’ queries, I find it difficult to comprehend that an email can be properly considered and replied to within 12 minutes!
This raises the question of fairness and equality and whether this application will be treated fairly?
With all respect to xxxx, I would request once again a replacement officer to deal with this case till the planning permission/ HMO license decided."
And so the day begins Banghead
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Reply:
Dear Client
Thank you for your quick response.
I shall need time to consider any further action.
As I am sure you will appreciate this will involve lengthy enquiries, interviews with staff members concerned, examination of all correspondence to date, meetings with superiors and possibly a full internal enquiry. I would not anticipate that this will take less than 8 weeks but will do all possible to expedite the matter.
Thank you for your patience.
Miss D
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Reply:
Dear Client
Thank you for your quick response.
I shall need time to consider any further action.
As I am sure you will appreciate this will involve lengthy enquiries, interviews with staff members concerned, examination of all correspondence to date, meetings with superiors and possibly a full internal enquiry. I would not anticipate that this will take less than 8 weeks but will do all possible to expedite the matter.
Thank you for your patience.
Miss D
Quite.
"We will try to rush it through for you by the Autumn"
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lol: lol: lol:
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War has been declared cussing:
I replied to biffo this morning and have just received this
Dear Miss D
Thank you for the prompt response.
Yet again though I disagree with you.
I am not asking to remove Ms xxx permanently from overseeing this property. But, I request a temporary replacement while I am applying for a planning permission and going through the conversion process. I do not wish her to be involved due to the reasons mentioned previously. Once this process is finished, she can oversee this property again.
Please note that I am trying to put things right for this property. Without your help, my work will be extremely difficult. I wish to concentrate on the actual work and not on correspondence only.
He can feck right off cussing:
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War has been declared cussing:
I replied to biffo this morning and have just received this
Dear Miss D
Thank you for the prompt response.
Yet again though I disagree with you.
I am not asking to remove Ms xxx permanently from overseeing this property. But, I request a temporary replacement while I am applying for a planning permission and going through the conversion process. I do not wish her to be involved due to the reasons mentioned previously. Once this process is finished, she can oversee this property again.
Please note that I am trying to put things right for this property. Without your help, my work will be extremely difficult. I wish to concentrate on the actual work and not on correspondence only.
He can feck right off cussing:
He wants you to replace Ms XXX with someone who will take a back-hander, obviously.
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War has been declared cussing:
I replied to biffo this morning and have just received this
Dear Miss D
Thank you for the prompt response.
Yet again though I disagree with you.
I am not asking to remove Ms xxx permanently from overseeing this property. But, I request a temporary replacement while I am applying for a planning permission and going through the conversion process. I do not wish her to be involved due to the reasons mentioned previously. Once this process is finished, she can oversee this property again.
Please note that I am trying to put things right for this property. Without your help, my work will be extremely difficult. I wish to concentrate on the actual work and not on correspondence only.
He can feck right off cussing:
He wants you to replace Ms XXX with someone who will take a back-hander, obviously.
I could do that.... whistle:
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War has been declared cussing:
I replied to biffo this morning and have just received this
Dear Miss D
Thank you for the prompt response.
Yet again though I disagree with you.
I am not asking to remove Ms xxx permanently from overseeing this property. But, I request a temporary replacement while I am applying for a planning permission and going through the conversion process. I do not wish her to be involved due to the reasons mentioned previously. Once this process is finished, she can oversee this property again.
Please note that I am trying to put things right for this property. Without your help, my work will be extremely difficult. I wish to concentrate on the actual work and not on correspondence only.
He can feck right off cussing:
He wants you to replace Ms XXX with someone who will take a back-hander, obviously.
I could do that.... whistle:
Oooo please sir can I be the first in the queue to give you a good slap then please, pretty please?
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Oi! Back of the queue lass
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But, but I did get in first like and I will only do it one one side so you can be first on the other.
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We coul get him in a pincer movement like, after 1....
3.....2....1 ...go
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We coul get him in a pincer movement like, after 1....
3.....2....1 ...go
You'll make him crabby.........
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We coul get him in a pincer movement like, after 1....
3.....2....1 ...go
You'll make him crabby.........
Shell shocked. noooo:
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Could we claw this back to pissed off please? ::)
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Barman's pissed off cos the Smug Club's closed point:
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Barman's pissed off cos the Smug Club's closed point:
evil:
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I'm pissed off because 'I'm worth it'.
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I am orbital Explode: Explode: Explode:
Just got the Brat's telephone bill. £200 fecking, sodding pounds. She has unlimited calls to other T mobile networks - she thought this 'person' was on T mobile. He is not .
If she does not go to her dads soon I may actually throttle her.
Her response was "it's not my fault I didn't know" evil:
I'm afraid I lost it
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I am orbital Explode: Explode: Explode:
Just got the Brat's telephone bill. £200 fecking, sodding pounds. She has unlimited calls to other T mobile networks - she thought this 'person' was on T mobile. He is not .
If she does not go to her dads soon I may actually throttle her.
Her response was "it's not my fault I didn't know" evil:
I'm afraid I lost it
Pay as you go .................... whistle:
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Did you not pick up that I was in a mood to slaughter ? evil:
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I have to say ALL my kids are on PAYG ..... they get a monthly allowance of £10 each. If the THW want more she pays. eveilgrin:
Wife and self also use PAYG. It is sooooooooooo much cheaper. Calls at 8p a min, texts cost 4p. ASDA PAYG mobiles for all. If you can't say what you need to say in a couple of minutes ~ write a letter or email.
The house phone calls (land line to land line) are free and I have two land lines. They are permitted to use one of them.
I also have Skype .... free Skype to Skype calls
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTC4blrCz3E
rubschin:
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Appropriate rubschin:
I can't stand the sight of the selfish , ignorant , whining little moneysponge right now evil:
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I am orbital Explode: Explode: Explode:
Just got the Brat's telephone bill. £200 fecking, sodding pounds. She has unlimited calls to other T mobile networks - she thought this 'person' was on T mobile. He is not .
If she does not go to her dads soon I may actually throttle her.
Her response was "it's not my fault I didn't know" evil:
I'm afraid I lost it
You should get her PAYG like angel1
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Time for a change of mind about no alcohol Miss D,
Barman, a drink for the lady......enjoy eastdrink048
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Appropriate rubschin:
I can't stand the sight of the selfish , ignorant , whining little moneysponge right now evil:
They are all the same ...... don't get much any better until they are married off when at least some other poor beggar gets the bills.
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Appropriate rubschin:
I can't stand the sight of the selfish , ignorant , whining little moneysponge right now evil:
They are all the same ...... don't get much any better until they are married off when at least some other poor beggar gets the bills.
Wot he said... ^^^^
Although we still appear to be paying.... rubschin:
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Can you adopt me, like? angel1
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Can you adopt me, like? angel1
Oh noes... noooo:
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The no alcohol promise of tonight has been well and truly broken evil:
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The no alcohol promise of tonight has been well and truly broken evil:
Cheeers! cloud9:
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Bottoms up lol:
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Bottoms up lol:
Indeed! Spank2:
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Morning of joys of deepest joys.... noooo:
I have just got up and walkend into the bathroom to discover the bathroom floor soaking wet. There is a leak from somewhere.
What makes you think it is just going to be one of 'those' weekends noooo:
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Oh the joys of home ownership eh? happy100
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I probably haven't had to pay out enough this weekend Banghead
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I remember when Maggie T (Our Blessed Lady of Finchley) enabled everyone to buy their council house .... despite my offering to help them with the mortgage, my Dad refused to buy his for £1500 on the grounds that
(i) "House owning wasn't for the likes of 'us'"
(ii) He would have to pay for external painting and all repairs 'forever'
After he died Mum moved into a "Warden assisted" bungalow, still paying rent until she died.
Our old house was built 1959 and we were the first to live in it. The people who moved in when Mum moved out waited until the council double glazed it and promptly bought it. It sold again about 4 years ago for £150,000.
I still can't work out Dad's logic but every fecking repair I pay for here the more convinced I become that he was probably right.
The elder daughter, following her divorce managed to get a Housing Association house for her and her daughter .... she remarried a few years later but refuses, despite their large joint income, to buy anything.
Every fecking repair I pay for here the more convinced I become that she is probably right.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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I came on here ready to whinge but having read the above have decided that right now all in my life is hunky dory.
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Whinge on sweet-stuff .... it's what we are here for ;D
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Yeah - spill your load Miss C lol:
BM can always shovel it all up later lol:
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evil:
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Yeah - spill your load Miss C lol:
BM can always shovel it all up later lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Yeah - spill your load Miss C lol:
BM can always shovel it all up later lol:
eeek: Good grief that sounds very rude. I think I need to lay down for a while.
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Pissed off my bloody agency hasn't sorted out a new pass so I can work tomorrow. Useless twats. They're losing money and so am I because of it. Cnuts.
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Bill them for lost earnings, like
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Will do, don't worry about that!