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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 11:35:40 AM

Title: Something died in my kitchen
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 11:35:40 AM

Went I got in last night I went into the kitchen and there was an awful , really repugnant smell .

Nothing obvious had been cooked. I have since spent most of the morning trying to trace the source.

The Brat has just got up and I asked her what the smell was as it wasn't there when I left.

"Dunno " she helpfully said

So back I go ...nothing in bins , pull out washing machine etc .

Half an hour goes by and then she comes in and says ..." Oh yeah - I melted a plastic plate in the microwave last night and put it right at the back of the cupboard cos I thought you'd be mad. It could be that"  Banghead

So I pull out the offending article - a freckin Tellytubbies plastic plate she has had since she was a nipper  noooo:

I then mystified asked her why on earth I would be mad over a plate like this. " I dunno she says again, can you get me another one though "


 cussing: cussing: cussing:

Title: Re: Something died in my kitchen
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2011, 11:50:01 AM

http://uk.ebid.net/for-sale/1998-teletubbies-plastic-plate-33715717.htm   whistle:

Title: Re: Something died in my kitchen
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 11:53:52 AM

I am not buying another plate ...it's not like she has to be encouraged to eat anymore  evil: