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Title: Styes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM

I have a stye on my eye, I think a pig farrowed in it during the night. sad24:

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2011, 08:39:48 AM

Ouch ...is it sorely Miss C  happy100

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2011, 08:59:33 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM

I have a stye on my eye, I think a pig farrowed in it during the night. sad24:

happy100

Very sore I'm sure.

You need to put some oinkment on it and borrow a patch from Pirate.  noooo:

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 09:42:14 AM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2011, 08:59:33 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM

I have a stye on my eye, I think a pig farrowed in it during the night. sad24:

happy100

Very sore I'm sure.

You need to put some oinkment on it and borrow a patch from Pirate.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2011, 10:20:04 AM

I shall get crackling on that advice and trotter along to the pharmacy.

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2011, 10:41:29 AM

Can I call you Babe from now on?

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Pastis on March 18, 2011, 11:29:28 AM

 drumroll:     lol: lol:

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2011, 12:23:46 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2011, 10:41:29 AM

Can I call you Babe from now on?

lol: lol: You may. smile:

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 03:33:00 PM

Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 12:23:46 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2011, 10:41:29 AM

Can I call you Babe from now on?

lol: lol: You may. smile:

May I...?  eyes:

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2011, 03:41:55 PM

eye eye...

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2011, 03:43:29 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2011, 08:59:33 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM

I have a stye on my eye, I think a pig farrowed in it during the night. sad24:

happy100

Very sore I'm sure.

You need to put some oinkment on it and borrow a patch from Pirate.  noooo:

 whistle:

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Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2011, 06:11:36 PM

That's just what I need and I need to borrow BMs bucket to collect the puss.

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 06:13:28 PM

Do you have a cat then?

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2011, 06:14:42 PM

She shares your imaginary one...

Title: Re: Styes
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 07:03:07 PM

Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 06:11:36 PM

That's just what I need and I need to borrow BMs bucket to collect the puss.

Eeewwww!  sick2: