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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 03:40:23 PM

Title: For Sale
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 03:40:23 PM: One Teenage Daughter
Some signs of wear
Comes complete with own mess
Can deliver (willingly)
Best offer secures

evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 03:44:37 PM: Now what?
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 03:55:11 PM: Not a chance .....already got one and they don't work noooo:
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 04:29:25 PM: Veggie ............???
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 04:40:11 PM: Only from the neck up noooo:
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 05:02:58 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 04:29:25 PM
Veggie ............???

Yes!

Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 03:44:37 PM
Now what?

I looked through her bedroom door whilst she was at skool sick2:
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 05:03:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 03:55:11 PM
Not a chance .....already got one and they don't work noooo:

And they get no better! evil:
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Pastis on March 17, 2011, 05:23:07 PM: Sorry Snoops noooo:

Past experience and lessons learnt angel1
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2011, 07:53:44 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
And they get no better! evil:

Yes they do.

Just give it another 40 years or so. whistle:
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:49:51 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 03:55:11 PM
Not a chance .....already got one and they don't work noooo:

And they get no better! evil:

Not long now till she's gone though, surely!
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 08:24:00 AM: The elder daughter (41 in August) was on the 'phone moaning about "Your fvcking Grand-daughter" .... as if her child is somehow my fault.

They get no better ... just older and if you are wise you move at least 250 miles away from them.
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Bar Wench on March 18, 2011, 02:04:57 PM: So that's why Mother Wench is refusing to move back to the UK! rubschin:
Title: Re: For Sale
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