The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2011, 05:42:17 PM
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Mine is leaking, I do NOT have the time to deal with this!!!!
And the fecking estate agents don't have an answer machine with an out of hours number on it!!!
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Turn the water supply off
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Mine is leaking, I do NOT have the time to deal with this!!!!
And the fecking estate agents don't have an answer machine with an out of hours number on it!!!
Shrugs:
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How bad is the leak ?
Where is it leaking ?
Can you collect in bucket until they can get a plumber out?
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Is it cistern water or, um, poo and stuff sick2:
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Cistern water. Have no idea where the main stopcock is. Banghead
Have now emptied the cistern and tied the floaty thing up so it won't fill up again, bastard thing. Useless Mr Wench Banghead
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Cistern water. Have no idea where the main stopcock is. Banghead
Have now emptied the cistern and tied the floaty thing up so it won't fill up again, bastard thing. Useless Mr Wench Banghead
He doesn't have boxes of cables either if I remember correctly...? whistle:
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Well done Wenchy
You just didn't want ot say ballcock did you ;)
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Well done Wenchy
You just didn't want ot say ballcock did you ;)
No, I know that it will all kick off now. surrender:
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Well done Wenchy
You just didn't want ot say ballcock did you ;)
No, I know that it will all kick off now. surrender:
shutup:
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Mr Wench has to get Wenchy to tied up his ballcock so it won't dribble noooo: This does not bode well
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Mr Wench has to get Wenchy to tied up his ballcock so it won't dribble noooo: This does not bode well
Oh Nick! noooo:
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... and there it is! noooo:
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
Was your mouth out with soap you dirty boy.... noooo:
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Mr Wench has to get Wenchy to tied up his ballcock so it won't dribble noooo: This does not bode well
The fact that Wenchy has to get another man in before the wedding should bother him more whistle:
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Mr Wench has to get Wenchy to tied up his ballcock so it won't dribble noooo: This does not bode well
The fact that Wenchy has to get another man in before the wedding should bother him more whistle:
Oh Miss D! You can have the soap after Nick... noooo:
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And just when the heck did you get canonised oh perfect one Liar:
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And just when the heck did you get canonised oh perfect one Liar:
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And just when the heck did you get canonised oh perfect one Liar:
He's been mean to me privately. sad24:
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And just when the heck did you get canonised oh perfect one Liar:
He's been mean to me privately. sad24:
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I'd imagine he would be mean to most women's privates whistle:
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And just when the heck did you get canonised oh perfect one Liar:
He's been mean to me privately. sad24:
Moi? eeek:
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So Miss D and I have to share the soap you say rubschin:
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So Miss D and I have to share the soap you say rubschin:
Wears the soap .............??
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So Miss D and I have to share the soap you say rubschin:
I not sharing anything with ginger pubes on them noooo:
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eeek:
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Do people still use soap, as in a bar of soap?
I use liquid hand wash and shower cream (with moisturiser of course)
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http://www.roger-gallet.com/accueil.php?lang=es (http://www.roger-gallet.com/accueil.php?lang=es)
Sandalwood cloud9:
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Do people still use soap, as in a bar of soap?
I use liquid hand wash and shower cream (with moisturiser of course)
Brother and Mr Wench do, personally I think it is rather unhygenic
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I wouldn't share my soap with them, especially with them being \Welsh and such noooo:
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Do people still use soap, as in a bar of soap?
I use liquid hand wash and shower cream (with moisturiser of course)
Brother and Mr Wench do, personally I think it is rather unhygenic
Oh dear...well, never mind, once you're married you can change him, I'm sure... razz:
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scared:
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So Miss D and I have to share the soap you say rubschin:
Wears the soap .............??
Yes it does.
drumroll:
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It is fixed. cloud9:
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So Miss D and I have to share the soap you say rubschin:
Wears the soap .............??
Yes it does.
drumroll:
Glad someone got it ............ lol:
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It is fixed. cloud9:
Yay!
Did you stick Mr. Wench's head in it...? whistle:
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No, she sat on it ::)
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No, she sat on it ::)
Snoopy would pay good money for that. whistle:
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No, she sat on it ::)
Snoopy would pay good money for that. whistle:
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