The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
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Having finished up some werk and sent it all off I turned on the TV and became transfixed by the Jeremy Kyle show. It beggars belief eeek:
Out of curiosity I looked up this "therapist"
Kyle was born in the Canning Town area of London.[10] He attended the independent Reading Blue Coat School in Sonning, Berkshire[1] and studied history and sociology at University of Surrey.[11]
He met his first wife, Kirsty Rowley, in the autumn of 1988, when he was a recruitment consultant in an agency in Bristol.[12] They became a couple within a fortnight, and were engaged two months after that, in December. They married in Almondsbury near Bristol seven months later, in July 1989. Their daughter, Harriet, was born eleven months after that, in June 1990. The marriage ended just five months after that, in November 1990. His wife claims that Kyle had carefully concealed a destructive and expensive gambling habit from her over the course of their marriage.[12] This included stealing money from her bank account, and accumulating thousands of pounds of debt to fund his habit. He is reported to have had several affairs during his short lived marriage.
He met former model Carla Germaine in 1999, when he was presenting on a BRMB radio show, and Germaine entered the controversial Two Strangers and a Wedding contest hosted by the station.[13] As the winner of the bride part of the contest, her prize was to marry the selected groom, Greg Cordell. Their marriage lasted only three months, after claims that Greg had an affair just days after their honeymoon, and she subsequently married Kyle in 2002.[13][14][15] They since have two daughters together named Alice (born January 2004) and Ava (born October 2005) and a son named Henry (born March 2009).
Kyle is also a supporter of West Ham United.[16] Kyle also suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and has stated that he "licks his mobile phone to make sure it's clean", as stated in his book "I'm Only Being Honest".[17]
WOt are we coming to? noooo:
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If you think that's bad take a look at this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3rskbp3zao&feature=related
It is compulsively disgusting in very short doses. noooo:
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I went to see a friend in Pafos this morning - she had The Morning Programme on for the 'news' such that it was... noooo:
That was followed by JC... noooo:
There was this bird on claiming that her fiance was being unfaithful because he was joining dating sites, getting his ex round when she was out - all that sort of thing which is apparently normal in their world... stuff that you'd choose to go on the tellybox to complain about your fiance rather than having nothing to do with him ever again... noooo:
My friend reckoned it was because they got to stay in a hotel the night before the show and most of them have never been in a hotel before! happy001
Anyhoo... ::)
..then as this woman was bringing out her 'evidence' (with of course her fiance in the back room grinning like a loon), she said...
...now she really said this...
"Then I discovered a condom was missing, so I went looking for it as you do..." eeek:
It's a condom, a rubber johnny, an inanimate object, not the fucking cat! What the FUCK where you expecting as the result of sending out a search party for it? eeek:
And if your worst fears were to be confirmed, would you want to find it anyway??? sick2:
I despair... I really do.... noooo:
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I went to see a friend in Pafos this morning - she had The Morning Programme on for the 'news' such that it was... noooo:
That was followed by JC... noooo:
There was this bird on claiming that her fiance was being unfaithful because he was joining dating sites, getting his ex round when she was out - all that sort of thing which is apparently normal in their world... stuff that you'd choose to go on the tellybox to complain about your fiance rather than having nothing to do with him ever again... noooo:
My friend reckoned it was because they got to stay in a hotel the night before the show and most of them have never been in a hotel before! happy001
Anyhoo... ::)
..then as this woman was bringing out her 'evidence' (with of course her fiance in the back room grinning like a loon), she said...
...now she really said this...
"Then I discovered a condom was missing, so I went looking for it as you do..." eeek:
It's a condom, a rubber johnny, an inanimate object, not the fucking cat! What the FUCK where you expecting as the result of sending out a search party for it? eeek:
And if your worst fears were to be confirmed, would you want to find it anyway??? sick2:
I despair... I really do.... noooo:
We are overdue a mass extinction event
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I went to see a friend in Pafos this morning - she had The Morning Programme on for the 'news' such that it was... noooo:
That was followed by JC... noooo:
There was this bird on claiming that her fiance was being unfaithful because he was joining dating sites, getting his ex round when she was out - all that sort of thing which is apparently normal in their world... stuff that you'd choose to go on the tellybox to complain about your fiance rather than having nothing to do with him ever again... noooo:
My friend reckoned it was because they got to stay in a hotel the night before the show and most of them have never been in a hotel before! happy001
Anyhoo... ::)
..then as this woman was bringing out her 'evidence' (with of course her fiance in the back room grinning like a loon), she said...
...now she really said this...
"Then I discovered a condom was missing, so I went looking for it as you do..." eeek:
It's a condom, a rubber johnny, an inanimate object, not the fucking cat! What the FUCK where you expecting as the result of sending out a search party for it? eeek:
And if your worst fears were to be confirmed, would you want to find it anyway??? sick2:
I despair... I really do.... noooo:
We are overdue a mass extinction event
Yellowstone is overdue to blow its top......... rubschin:
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I went to see a friend in Pafos this morning - she had The Morning Programme on for the 'news' such that it was... noooo:
That was followed by JC... noooo:
There was this bird on claiming that her fiance was being unfaithful because he was joining dating sites, getting his ex round when she was out - all that sort of thing which is apparently normal in their world... stuff that you'd choose to go on the tellybox to complain about your fiance rather than having nothing to do with him ever again... noooo:
My friend reckoned it was because they got to stay in a hotel the night before the show and most of them have never been in a hotel before! happy001
Anyhoo... ::)
..then as this woman was bringing out her 'evidence' (with of course her fiance in the back room grinning like a loon), she said...
...now she really said this...
"Then I discovered a condom was missing, so I went looking for it as you do..." eeek:
It's a condom, a rubber johnny, an inanimate object, not the fucking cat! What the FUCK where you expecting as the result of sending out a search party for it? eeek:
And if your worst fears were to be confirmed, would you want to find it anyway??? sick2:
I despair... I really do.... noooo:
We are overdue a mass extinction event
Yellowstone is overdue to blow its top......... rubschin:
It may be the only way
But on the bright side I was cheered to see the word 'condom' in there
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I cannot stand him
I cannot stand him nearly as much as I cannot stand Piers Morgan . I really cannot tolerate him noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I found it mildy amusing when it turned out ..HIS wife was porking someone else ... Thumbs:
Another guest ...... rubschin:
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Top tip: if the ArchBish of Canterbury is on Kyle next week then if you want the suspense of not knowing the result then don't click the link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36002621 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36002621)
(what a bastard, apparently)
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Top tip: if the ArchBish of Canterbury is on Kyle next week then if you want the suspense of not knowing the result then don't click the link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36002621 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36002621)
(what a bastard, apparently)
lol: lol: lol:
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Don't know whether to laugh or despair at this noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3537898/Two-pensioners-face-mobility-scooters-guest-proposes-viewers-called-best-Jeremy-Kyle-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3537898/Two-pensioners-face-mobility-scooters-guest-proposes-viewers-called-best-Jeremy-Kyle-ever.html)
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Don't know whether to laugh or despair at this noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3537898/Two-pensioners-face-mobility-scooters-guest-proposes-viewers-called-best-Jeremy-Kyle-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3537898/Two-pensioners-face-mobility-scooters-guest-proposes-viewers-called-best-Jeremy-Kyle-ever.html)
I vote 'despair'.... noooo:
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Don't know whether to laugh or despair at this noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3537898/Two-pensioners-face-mobility-scooters-guest-proposes-viewers-called-best-Jeremy-Kyle-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3537898/Two-pensioners-face-mobility-scooters-guest-proposes-viewers-called-best-Jeremy-Kyle-ever.html)
I vote 'despair'.... noooo:
Miss C........ rubschin:
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Daleks scared2:
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Daleks scared2:
With the right software and some artful dubbing.... rubschin: