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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 06, 2011, 04:29:38 PM
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We have all experienced this.
For example, my cousins yesterday (the married ones) told me that my second cousin Susan (two years younger than me) had, as a teenager "really had the hots for me" eyes: I never knew eeek:
Then I checked something. Yes, they said, the SUsan who was blind from birth evil:
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But I don't have any blind second cousins. noooo:
I did (in my early teens) have the serious hots for one cousin of mine luckily he was a bloke and not blind.
Only ever met him a couple of times the last time was at his mothers 70th birthday bash about 7 years ago. He was then in his late forties and still he managed to reduce me to a gibbering wreck. Drool: Drool: redface:
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We have all experienced this.
For example, my cousins yesterday (the married ones) told me that my second cousin Susan (two years younger than me) had, as a teenager "really had the hots for me" eyes: I never knew eeek:
Then I checked something. Yes, they said, the SUsan who was blind from birth evil:
point:
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The garage man calls. "I have found the fault!"
Excellent. WHen shall I come and pick up the car?
"Wednesday" cussing:
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Just went into the kitchen and saw that the Corsa has been returned, all neatly parked in the back garden .... Finally found keys had been put in the letter box.
And the bad news? ....... The bill will follow in a few days.
Oh ~ and obviously the back door bell batteries need changing.
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My sister has lent me her car cloud9:
On condition I go with her to see The King's Speech later evil:
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W w w w what c c c c c could p p p possibly g g g g go w w w w w wrong?
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My sister has lent me her car cloud9:
On condition I go with her to see The King's Speech later evil:
Don't hesitate...do it
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Fords haven't got the part in stock. cussing: Car undriveable till Wednesday cussing:
My sister wants her car back tonight now cussing: cussing: cussing:
Charges progressing towards £250 cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Fords haven't got the part in stock. cussing: Car undriveable till Wednesday cussing:
My sister wants her car back tonight now cussing: cussing: cussing:
Charges progressing towards £250 cussing: cussing: cussing:
I feel a "I told you so" coming on.... whistle:
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shutup:
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shutup:
That tape won't last Snoopy.... noooo:
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And next week it goes in for a service cussing:
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Doh...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused001.gif&hash=62dcd2d1553fd56e672e5bd0b65557969adf5647) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Get the service done now, while they are waiting for the parts, you idiot...
God...if one could only bottle and sell common sense...
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And next week it goes in for a service cussing:
Double its value! point:
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Doh...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused001.gif&hash=62dcd2d1553fd56e672e5bd0b65557969adf5647) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Get the service done now, while they are waiting for the parts, you idiot...
God...if one could only bottle and sell common sense...
Quite so... whistle:
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The car is with an electrical specialist. Had to get that fixed first or it won't pass its MOT. OK? Garage doing service is several miles away and car not driveable. OK?
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Ooooooooooohhh you sound just like Growler...OK?
You said Ford didn't have the part in stock...thought it was in a Ford Main Dealer...OK?
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The Ford main stealers in Winchester couldn't find the fault. This guy in a shack in a back street found it in 30 minutes (at £40 per hour or part thereof)
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shutup:
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shutup: shutup:
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£412
Snoopysick:
Still the garage man had a nice friendly dog cloud9:
It shagged my leg evil:
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£412
Snoopysick:
Still the garage man had a nice friendly dog cloud9:
It shagged my leg evil:
Hahahahahahahaha! point:
The car is now worth £413 and you haven't even had it serviced yet like! happy001
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And your point is? ::)
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And your point is? ::)
Admit it... Snoopy was right wasn't he.... whistle:
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Never cussing:
Anyhoo according to the odometer my car has now done just 8 miles cloud9:
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Never cussing:
Anyhoo according to the odd-o-meter my car has now done just 8 miles cloud9:
whistle:
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WOuld you like a fight? evil:
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Never cussing:
Anyhoo according to the odometer my car has now done just 8 miles cloud9:
£51.50 per mile! point:
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Mong noooo:
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£412
Snoopysick:
Still the garage man had a nice friendly dog cloud9:
It shagged my leg evil:
So you were shafted twice then?
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Do you want a fight too? evil:
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No...come back tomorrow...I might then
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AS it happens, and after "Jasper" had shagged me evil: the 70 year old lecky gave me back the old parts and talked me through the techy probs. I still have the old parts. More than most fooking garages do!
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and the parts were from your car?
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and the parts were from your car?
happy001
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Do you want a fight? evil:
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Do you want a fight? evil:
boxing
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Good news: a letter comes from Leicester University. I have been shortlisted and called for interview cloud9:
Bad news: It is in the middle of my fooking Spanish holiday Banghead
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Bad News for you...
Good news for me ........you are going to Spain ..... lol:
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Bad News for you...
Good news for me ........you are going to Spain ..... lol:
happy001 happy001
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Good news: a letter comes from Leicester University. I have been shortlisted and called for interview cloud9:
Bad news: It is in the middle of my fooking Spanish holiday Banghead
Tell them to reschedule; you're working overseas whistle:
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Bad News for you...
Good news for me ........you are going to Spain ..... lol:
cloud9: