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Title: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2011, 08:42:29 AM

Instead of producing the ipod V2 , the next in a long line of new phones with more functionality that you never use, a new TV with even yet clearer pictures that enables you to squeeze the blackheads of stars  etc what practical things would you like to see being created?

I for one detest ironing - detest , hate, abhore. I would like a proper ironing machine - that works a bit like a shredder - feed the clothes in and out they come perfectly ironed. No effort , no heat and no back breaking . Simples

I'd also like a computer that could actually fix itself and work out it's own compatibility issues  noooo:

Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2011, 08:52:07 AM
The elder of my two daughters has not ironed anything since she married her first husband in 1990. She pays someone to do it for her. Her reasoning ~ "Life is too short to iron as well as hold down a job, run a family, look after husbands (2 so far), bring up child and have a life. Meanwhile there is always someone who likes ironing and needs the money. I can afford it ..... so why not?"

Think back ~ your granny (or great granny for the younger ones among us) prolly had a woman who took away the washing and returned it a week later, washed and ironed when she took away the next load. Everyone did it. That was how the world worked up 'til the fifties when washing machines became the vogue. Even then my mother had the sheets and such large items collected by a laundry van once a week.

Bring back the local laundries I say!
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2011, 09:01:37 AM
We couldn't afford the laundry...  noooo:

I agree about the ironing tho - not necessarily a machine but non-iron clothes, sheets, etc. Surely the technology is available with advanced polymers and stuff to produce fabrics that just dry flat? Shrugs:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2011, 09:04:05 AM
But the point about technology and stuff is that it creates things to make life easier , to produce a better quality ( I know Growler would argue with his dying breath  lol: ) and to be more cost effective in the long run .

I recognise this does not keep people in employment though.

However ironing is my bug bear. If I could afford for someone else to do it I might consider it but I would see this as an extravagant waste of money . It all depends on the individual though and your own sense of priorities.

Anyway the older you get and the more wrinkly you become there is less of a need to have smooth clothes like   sad24:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 09:14:02 AM
I would go for the following...
1. A dishwasher/shopping unloaded and putter away thingy.
2. An ironing thingy.
3. A handbag with an interior light.

I am sure there are more.
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2011, 09:15:57 AM
Elder daughter is on £35k pa, her husband earns £30k and the grandchild's father pays £200 a month in maintenance ... trust me ~ she can afford it. Costs her £15 a week (which, as she points out, is roughly the same as her Family Allowance). Lady that does the ironing for her has several kids and prefers to be at home with them rather than pay someone to look after them whilst she go out to work ..... £15 cash from 20+ customers is a nice little earner that she, presumably, fails to declare to the Revenue.

As for fabric technology ~ have you never heard of Bri-nylon?  Shirts that never needed ironing ~ my ex bought me some when they were all the rage. Terrible things  noooo:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2011, 09:25:24 AM
I would go for the following...
1. A dishwasher/shopping unloaded and putter away thingy.
2. An ironing thingy.
3. A handbag with an interior light.

I am sure there are more.

happy001
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2011, 09:26:40 AM

As for fabric technology ~ have you never heard of Bri-nylon?  Shirts that never needed ironing ~ my ex bought me some when they were all the rage. Terrible things  noooo:

Of course... my point is that you would have thought by now that they could create non-iron clothes, sheets, etc. which looked and felt like normal fabrics...

Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2011, 09:27:59 AM
and that don't have warnings about going too close to naked flames  lol:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2011, 09:28:23 AM
and that don't have warnings about going to close to naked flames  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 09:30:50 AM
I would go for the following...
1. A dishwasher/shopping unloaded and putter away thingy.
2. An ironing thingy.
3. A handbag with an interior light.

I am sure there are more.

happy001

Toy may well laugh on Tuesday I tried to pay someone with sachets of vinegar. redface:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 09:33:20 AM
Why do you keep vinegar in your handbag?  whacky115
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2011, 09:36:47 AM
In case her bitterness levels become dangerously low of course  lol:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2011, 09:46:19 AM
In case her bitterness levels become dangerously low of course  lol:

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2011, 09:49:27 AM
As for fabric technology ~ have you never heard of Bri-nylon?  Shirts that never needed ironing ~ my ex bought me some when they were all the rage. Terrible things

Please have this earworm with my compliments.  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HUGeDrJB3U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HUGeDrJB3U)
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 10:07:55 AM
Umm irritating but not that irritating.
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 10:11:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFzcz86gRtQ&feature=related

Not sure they would get away with this any more. eeek:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 10:13:13 AM
Now this is irritating. eveilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VhONf1xfeM&feature=related
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2011, 10:20:30 AM
Once again, Apple have put in a lot of effort and come out with something even thinner and lighter than before.



Steve Jobs ..............
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2011, 10:29:54 AM
Meanwhile back on topic ... I would like a ray gun with which I could destroy all ugly people. They don't need to be physically ugly ... just those I personally find repellent.
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Pirate on March 04, 2011, 11:07:27 AM
 scared2: Physcho Alert... Physcho Alert
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2011, 11:08:18 AM
Mmm that could come in useful  rubschin:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Pirate on March 04, 2011, 11:12:25 AM
Christus...there's two of em...we're doomed...
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2011, 11:15:24 AM
No you doughnut ...I meant your suggestion - a psycho alert device  lol:

Best we don't look at producing a paranoia testing kit  ;)
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2011, 11:49:33 AM
Best we don't look at producing a paranoia testing kit  ;)

I think the CIA are already using one on me.  scared2:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 02:22:44 PM
I want a bionic prehensile tail
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2011, 02:28:30 PM
 
I want a bionic prehensile tale

eeek:

A bionic prehensile tail I could understand but .........?



Too slow  point:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 02:29:43 PM
Lapse of concentration  redface:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2011, 02:35:31 PM
I want a bionic prehensile tale

eeek:

A bionic prehensile tail I could understand but .........?



Too slow  point:

happy001
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: barmisspah? on March 04, 2011, 03:08:26 PM
Elder daughter is on £35k pa, her husband earns £30k and the grandchild's father pays £200 a month in maintenance ... trust me ~ she can afford it. Costs her £15 a week (which, as she points out, is roughly the same as her Family Allowance). Lady that does the ironing for her has several kids and prefers to be at home with them rather than pay someone to look after them whilst she go out to work ..... £15 cash from 20+ customers is a nice little earner that she, presumably, fails to declare to the Revenue.

As for fabric technology ~ have you never heard of Bri-nylon?  Shirts that never needed ironing ~ my ex bought me some when they were all the rage. Terrible things  noooo:

A cousin of Saddlers ex-wife was a stay at home mother of 2 young boys, to earn som pin money (husband had a very good job) she started ironing for other people. It went so well she now emplys 5 women to do the ironing, she just collects & delivers.
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2011, 03:28:27 PM
Lapse of concentration  redface:

Lapse of the Gods.  noooo:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 04:54:51 PM
Why do you keep vinegar in your handbag?  whacky115

Because one never knows when unadulterated chips might might come one's way, of course. ::)
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Pastis on March 04, 2011, 05:22:40 PM
Keep going everyone... I'm waiting to see a need that could be filled by some smart invention, then, this time next year I could be a millionnai.... well, you get the idea  8)
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 05:24:00 PM
GPS shoes?
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Pastis on March 04, 2011, 05:32:03 PM
GPS shoes?

Yes? And what exactly is the problem that requires solving?   Popcorn:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 05:34:06 PM
You punch in the postcode and they walk you there
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Pastis on March 04, 2011, 05:44:15 PM
Forego the walking and Dial - A - Cab?
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 05:45:17 PM
Stupid boy  noooo:
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2011, 08:34:43 PM
Tuit ............

 I am gonna make a round one ..
Title: Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
Not so much an invention as something I've wanted to see brought back for commercial travel for a long time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1357747/Airships-Pioneering-Brits-heralding-dawn-new-Zeppelin-age.html