The Virtual Pub
		Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 03, 2011, 09:46:14 PM
		
			
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Miss C and I can vouch for him. He is also a loony.
Say hello Ady
			 
			
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				He is checking out the stats ........... eeek:
			
 
			
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				Nick is vouching for a new member? 
We're doomed  eeek:
			 
			
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				Miss C thinks he is normal too  cloud9:
			
 
			
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				Also Fernando is here .....a mate of Miss D............... rubschin:
			
 
			
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				I think he may have mutated already  noooo:
			
 
			
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Miss C thinks he is normal too  cloud9:
Were her marbles misplaced during the move?  whistle:
			 
			
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				He has mutated back again  Banghead
			
 
			
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				Er, hi folks. Just trying to work out who I should be in this brave new world. ALso how to hide my email in case any of you lot are psychos.
Where's the bar?
			 
			
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Also Fernando is here .....a mate of Miss D............... rubschin:
Is he playing the drums
			 
			
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				You buying ???   Welcome ...
			
 
			
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				No he is a strummer
Ady
Barman, our host, offers a free bar to all when a new member joins (out of his own actual pocket) Pint of Tiger??
			 
			
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Er, hi folks. Just trying to work out who I should be in this brave new world. ALsohow to hide my email in case any of you lot are psychos.
Where's the bar?
 rubschin: Nick has that habit of keeping the caps lock key down on the second digit... rubschin:
			 
			
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				I know, but not me. And he has hidden his e mail now
			
 
			
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Er, hi folks. Just trying to work out who I should be in this brave new world. ALsohow to hide my email in case any of you lot are psychos.
Where's the bar?
 rubschin: Nick has that habit of keeping the caps lock key down on the second digit... rubschin:
IT'S JIM............. eeek:
			 
			
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				Makes sense...'Tiger' = cat
			
 
			
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				Ok getting ther eslowly. I think it must be a NOttingham habit  eyes: eyes:
			
 
			
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				http://www.everards.co.uk/ales/ (http://www.everards.co.uk/ales/)
Help yerselves lads. And a Snowball each for the laydees. WIth a cherry in. ON a stick
			 
			
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Also Fernando is here .....a mate of Miss D............... rubschin:
Is he playing the drums
A mate for Miss D  eyes: - hoorah  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
			 
			
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				Welcome Mr Tiger 
Whatcha drinking ?
			 
			
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				Say vodka  ::)
			
 
			
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				Miss D scared him off ................. eeek:
			
 
			
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				I tried to be subtle  redface:
			
 
			
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				Prob coundn't afford the voddy and spas ................ rubschin:
			
 
			
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I tried to be subtle  redface:
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				I am sure he will be back if we treat him gently. 
			
 
			
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Prob coundn't afford the voddy and spas ................ rubschin:
I bring my own mixers and towels  8)
			 
			
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				And colonic irrigation equipment  scared2:
			
 
			
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				Umbrellas?
			
 
			
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				No cherries though  noooo:
			
 
			
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				Too late in your case  whistle:
			
 
			
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No cherries though  noooo:
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				Welcome Ady you will fit right in here providing you leave that filthy Nottingham habit outside the pub door.  Drinks are free if a tad unusual. You can drink as many slops as you 
can fight your way tolike.
Seriously good to see you hope you take time to put your feet up and slurp a pint or two. eastdrink048
			 
			
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No cherries though  noooo:
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Mine rolled under the sofa and got covered in fluff. noooo:
			 
			
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No cherries though  noooo:
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Mine rolled under the sofa and got covered in fluff. noooo:
Don't shout, Jim wants to be covered in fluff.
			 
			
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				You will confuse Ady. And Jim's willy is bandaged  noooo:
			
 
			
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You will confuse Ady. And Jim's willy is bandaged  noooo:
Wrong size umbrella?
			 
			
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You will confuse Ady. And Jim's willy is bandaged  noooo:
Did he trap it in the door? Jim not Ady that is...
			 
			
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				I think FLuffy has been leading him astray. He looks a bit pale  noooo:
			
 
			
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				Prolly on his 10th life  whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Fprismteamhauntedtours%2FCat%2520Ghost.jpg&hash=8d0498d67a87600c7bfbf182fdf130001e2242ef)
			 
			
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				You only know he looks a bit pale because you shaved all his fur off. nonono:
			
 
			
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				He likes WATCHING my jacussi  whistle:
			
 
			
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				Yes but not from underneath the water. noooo:
You clearly have not looked after a cat before.
			 
			
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				 noooo:
A brand new member and you lot scared him/her/it off in one night.... 
Even free drinks couldn't tempt him/her/it to stay... Thank gawd for that!  eveilgrin:
			 
			
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				It was Nick wot did it  redface:
			
 
			
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It was Nick wot did it  redface:
Of course, of course... 
			 
			
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				Shame on you all  noooo:
			
 
			
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Shame on you all  noooo:
Not me Uncle - I was in bed like...  angel1
			 
			
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				He saw the bar tariff though and went awfully pale whistle:
			
 
			
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He saw the bar tariff though and went awfully pale whistle:
Oh noes... I have quite a tan at the moment as the weather is so lovely like....   whistle:
			 
			
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				Ah gawd here we go - Smug Club breakfast meeting being called  noooo:
I will bring my mooslurry back up at this rate  sick2:
			 
			
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Ah gawd here we go - Smug Club breakfast meeting being called  noooo:
I will bring my mooslurry back up at this rate  sick2:
 angel1
			 
			
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				Who was that masked man?
			
 
			
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				Oh great, a new member & before I get to say Hi you lot scare him off.
So I suppose & don't get my pint of Bulmers either  sad24:
			 
			
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				If we all stay very still in this hide here and don't make any noise he may come back.  BM has retrieved the video camera from the ladies lav and set it up here so we may well get some footage of this elusive creature.  By this time next year we will all be millionaires. 8)
			
 
			
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				He is one of those people who has to go to work in the daytime. A rare bird indeed in this place  noooo:
			
 
			
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He saw the bar tariff though and went awfully pail whistle:
How did you tell the difference?  lol:
			 
			
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He is one of those people who has to go to work in the daytime. A rare bird indeed in this place  noooo:
Work you say...?  rubschin:
			 
			
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He is one of those people who has to go to work in the daytime. A rare bird indeed in this place  noooo:
Work you say...?  rubschin:
An odd concept I agree. razz:
			 
			
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He is one of those people who has to go to work in the daytime. A rare bird indeed in this place  noooo:
I work during the daylight hours like  angel1
			 
			
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				I'm an  angel1 too.... most of the time
			
 
			
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				Hello Ady.  Leave this welcome here for you in case you come back.... like. Its alright here but stay out of the caravan .... like. 
Vodka, Sweet Martinny and tonic  .... for info only. 
 angel1
			 
			
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				DO they do Martini in cans?
			
 
			
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DO they do Martini in cans?
You been banned from having glassware again Nick?  whistle:
			 
			
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DO they do Martini in cans?
It is available anywhere in France, I understand.
			 
			
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				This thread is like a Séance....  noooo:
Shall I get the Ouija Board out...?  eveilgrin:
			 
			
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This thread is like a Séance....  noooo:
Shall I get the Ouija Board out...?  eveilgrin:
OK. I see a new thread possibilty here.
I will start.
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				I am waiting for Nick's double-six ............. whistle:
			
 
			
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				I'm knocking  rubschin:
			
 
			
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				Pin money? whistle:
			
 
			
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I'm knocking  rubschin:
knock knock knocking on heavens door ?
			 
			
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I'm knocking  rubschin:
knock knock knocking on heavens door ?
Oh it is just you... I thought he was akchoowly here like....  ::)
			 
			
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				He had to go and have a very long lay down in a darkened room. noooo:
			
 
			
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He had to go and have a very long lay down in a darkened room. noooo:
I can understand that....  redface:
			 
			
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				Indeed so can I but he hasn't managed to get up yet poor chap. noooo:
I fear he may need therapy....phisio prolly. I will offer to minister to his needs. angel1
			 
			
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				He likes the laying on of hands
			
 
			
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				I thought he might, he has that look about him.
			
 
			
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				Did I miss him again?
			
 
			
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				I think Adytiger is Mr C...
			
 
			
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				Nope
			
 
			
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				Where did he go like...? Shrugs:
			
 
			
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Where did he go like...? Shrugs:
Nick has got to take the elixir before he comes back...