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Title: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM: I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad... cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...? whistle:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2011, 03:56:22 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad... cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...? whistle:

Nick swears by garlic drops.
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:58:57 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad... cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...? whistle:

Nick swears by garlic drops.

happy001

As in "OH FUCK - MY EYES, MY EYES!" rubschin:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 04:00:01 PM: Stop winking at wimmin then. LL could give you a clout, like.

Oh, I spect she already has noooo:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Snoopy on February 28, 2011, 04:57:43 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad... cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...? whistle:

Overdoing the Robert Newton impersonations again?

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Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2011, 05:26:01 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on February 28, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad... cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...? whistle:

Overdoing the Robert Newton impersonations again?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whirligig-tv.co.uk%2Ftv%2Fchildren%2Fother%2Fnewton.jpg&hash=75081e32cb77d5739a5747217884fd2899448839)

With a wooden shin?
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 05:26:54 PM: drumroll:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2011, 05:35:45 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad... cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...? whistle:

I get that some times. Feels like huge twitches but if you look in the mirror it's hardly noticeable. You have my sympathy, not much of it just a little.
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 05:48:04 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2011, 05:35:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad... cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...? whistle:

I get that some times. Feels like huge twitches but if you look in the mirror it's hardly noticeable. You have my sympathy, not much of it just a little.

It is still going! cussing:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 05:51:31 PM: Don't do it near LL or more clouting will occur point:

She may think you are over-frisky like

ANd she is in no condition to respond, because of the babby cloud9:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 05:52:03 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 05:51:31 PM
Don't do it near LL or more clouting will occur point:

She may think you are over-frisky like

ANd she is in no condition to respond, because of the babby cloud9:

Feck off! cussing:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Pirate on February 28, 2011, 09:37:32 PM: [serious]could be lack of vitamin B12. Might need some B12 shots over a few weeks and a blood test [serious]
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 09:47:59 PM: Quote from: Pirate on February 28, 2011, 09:37:32 PM
[serious]could be lack of vitamin B12. Might need some B12 shots over a few weeks and a blood test [serious]

rubschin:

Not just collapso then...?
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 09:49:46 PM: OOh no, collapso is full of vits, you just have to have lots and lots of it to feel the benefit, like

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Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 09:51:16 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 10:04:30 PM: Well how would you like being castrated?

Oh, too late redface:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2011, 06:21:48 AM: I am cured! cloud9:

Thread closed like... whistle:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2011, 10:31:30 AM: Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2011, 06:21:48 AM
I am cured! cloud9:

Thread closed like... whistle:

Castration fixed it then?
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2011, 10:45:22 AM: noooo:
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2011, 11:29:44 AM: whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSB4jF5hqFY
Title: Re: Twitchy Eye
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2011, 11:31:14 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2011, 11:29:44 AM
whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSB4jF5hqFY

She's got something hatching under there! scared2: