The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Spalpeen on July 23, 2007, 03:50:33 PM
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This is really a gripe about poor quality toilet paper. A hard session working the crease results in little snowflakes of white paper that drift down onto the seat of my trousers. As a result, if I forget to brush these off, anyone can tell when I have just wiped my arse and you can be sure that they will waste no time in pointing this out to as many people as possible.
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Buy better quality toilet paper and change your diet.
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Yo Mort, not much I can do when I'm at work as they choose the toilet paper. Cheap and nasty stuff that really chafes!
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Is spalpeen an anagram of galoot or spigot?
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Ey what?
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
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::) ::) ::)
whistle:
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
How does one dry oneself afterwards though???
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
How does one dry oneself afterwards though???
you are Squidward whistle:
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
Idiot, Why would you want a cathartic effect when you have just been? ::)
I think your description is more apt of your character rather than it's functions
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
Idiot, Why would you want a cathartic effect when you have just been? ::)
I think your description is more apt of your character rather than it's functions
Listen, do you mind not spoling my post with stupid personal attacks? I can't see anything in D P Dance's reply that justified that kind of response.
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
How does one dry oneself afterwards though???
you are Squidward whistle:
Showing all those classic signs I must agree....sadly.
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
Idiot, Why would you want a cathartic effect when you have just been? ::)
I think your description is more apt of your character rather than it's functions
Listen, do you mind not spoling my post with stupid personal attacks? I can't see anything in D P Dance's reply that justified that kind of response.
I am so sorry. My apologies. I did not realise that D P Dance and you were one and the same poster.
redface: I feel silly now........
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
Idiot, Why would you want a cathartic effect when you have just been? ::)
I think your description is more apt of your character rather than it's functions
Listen, do you mind not spoling my post with stupid personal attacks? I can't see anything in D P Dance's reply that justified that kind of response.
I am so sorry. My apologies. I did not realise that D P Dance and you were one and the same poster.
redface: I feel silly now........
That's ok, apology accepted. But why would you think we are one and the same poster? Why does everyone have to be someone else round here?
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whistle:
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
Idiot, Why would you want a cathartic effect when you have just been? ::)
I think your description is more apt of your character rather than it's functions
Listen, do you mind not spoling my post with stupid personal attacks? I can't see anything in D P Dance's reply that justified that kind of response.
I am so sorry. My apologies. I did not realise that D P Dance and you were one and the same poster.
redface: I feel silly now........
That's ok, apology accepted. But why would you think we are one and the same poster? Why does everyone have to be someone else round here?
The paranoia is overwhelming isn't it?
Almost as if they feel guilty about something...
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
Idiot, Why would you want a cathartic effect when you have just been? ::)
I think your description is more apt of your character rather than it's functions
Listen, do you mind not spoling my post with stupid personal attacks? I can't see anything in D P Dance's reply that justified that kind of response.
I am so sorry. My apologies. I did not realise that D P Dance and you were one and the same poster.
redface: I feel silly now........
That's ok, apology accepted. But why would you think we are one and the same poster? Why does everyone have to be someone else round here?
The paranoia is overwhelming isn't it?
Almost as if they feel guilty about something...
whistle:
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I cannot extol more highly the virtue of the bidet, I have them in three of my properties.
Not only are they more hygienic than paper, by a blast of warm water up one's kyber pass can be quite cathartic.
Idiot, Why would you want a cathartic effect when you have just been? ::)
I think your description is more apt of your character rather than it's functions
Listen, do you mind not spoling my post with stupid personal attacks? I can't see anything in D P Dance's reply that justified that kind of response.
I am so sorry. My apologies. I did not realise that D P Dance and you were one and the same poster.
redface: I feel silly now........
That's ok, apology accepted. But why would you think we are one and the same poster? Why does everyone have to be someone else round here?
The paranoia is overwhelming isn't it?
Almost as if they feel guilty about something...
whistle:
You played your part in the treachery too Berk.
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no..I can spell it.. whistle:
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no..I can spell it.. whistle:
I assure you the spelling is delibrate, Berk.
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whistle:
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whistle:
708 posts now. Kudos ;D
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Isn't it time you were posting pissing pictures ? or maybe the one of the 2 underage girls sucking cock ??
sorry.. sorry//.....
don't get your solicitor onto me.. scared2: scared2:
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whistle:
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scared2: scared2:
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Enough. Thread being locked. Some people are on very shaky ground here. Next time I won't be locking threads I will be using my ban button with willful abandon.