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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on February 21, 2011, 10:03:42 AM

Title: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2011, 10:03:42 AM

So yesterday it was knock off the red meat and today it is increase the price of alcohol to deter us from drinking. Leave us alone you interfering mongs  cussing:

Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2011, 10:13:39 AM

Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2011, 10:03:42 AM

So yesterday it was knock off the red meat and today it is increase the price of alcohol to deter us from drinking. Leave us alone you interfering mongs  cussing:

First or second slot on every bastard BBC News report!  cussing:

Title: Re: We are all going to die (again)
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2011, 10:22:56 AM

I was in the local surgery a couple of years ago when an elderly lady was being pressed by the receptionist to book an appointment for a flu jab.
"It's very important .... flu can kill vulnerable people" said the receptionist.

"Look dear" replied the old lady "I am 85, I survived the blitz, I have had measles, whooping cough, chickenpox, mumps, I have had every possible vaccination over the years, I have stopped smoking, I don't eat beef, I don't drink and the nurse has just suggested I have a pneumonia vaccination because I am going into hospital and may contract that whilst there .... tell me ..... what am I supposed to die of?"

I was tempted to start a round of applause.