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Title: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:02:08 PM
As Jim is a figment of the imagination, it is down to our imagination as to whether he lives or dies...

Do you imagine him dead or alive...?  eveilgrin:

Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 08:05:38 PM
I am very fond of him. And he doesn't shit everywhere  point:

I can send you some imaginary kittens if you wish  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:08:58 PM
I am very fond of him. And he doesn't shit everywhere  point:

I can send you some imaginary kittens if you wish  angel1

Fuck that!  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 08:10:02 PM
They cover your bathroom in imaginary shite  point:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2011, 08:12:29 PM
Freaking dead...I can't stand cats...

There...I've said it...
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 08:13:36 PM
And Jim doesn't like pirates. So there. Ooh, he just snarled  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2011, 08:19:56 PM
If he snarls again, he'll get castrated with a blunt cutlass... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:21:35 PM
Freaking dead...I can't stand cats...

There...I've said it...

Vote then!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 08:23:40 PM
Jim will remain in bouncing form for as long as I wish  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2011, 08:24:55 PM
As I look after Jim when Nick is away he must be alive. angel1
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:25:22 PM
Jim will remain in bouncing form for as long as I wish  evil:

Not if we imagine him dead!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 08:26:30 PM
Miss C is my beshtest friend  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2011, 08:27:05 PM
Freaking dead...I can't stand cats...

There...I've said it...

Vote then!  eveilgrin:

I did twice...its gubbed...furball in the works prolly
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:27:22 PM
As I look after Jim when Nick is away he must be alive. angel1

doh:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2011, 07:48:45 AM
Oh gad....I don't think my head can cope with this today  noooo:

However as a none cat lover....provide him with some concrete boots , wrap him in a bin liner coat and throw it into the nearest m deepest pond or river  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Pirate on February 19, 2011, 09:17:18 AM
Hear, Hear...
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Just One More on February 19, 2011, 09:31:55 AM
I'm not a cat lover, but they seem to like me, I beilieve it's cos you narrow your eyes at them, and it appeals  confused:

Anyway, as to whether it's dead or alive, have you tried poking it like
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2011, 09:44:05 AM
I'll drink to that ... Bloody hate cats.
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2011, 09:47:25 AM
I am a budgie person.  lol:  Would have liked to bring mine with me to visit my friends little girls, he likes travelling and likes looking out of the windscreen and listening to Guns and Roses.  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2011, 09:57:06 AM
I am a budgie person.  lol:  Would have liked to bring mine with me to visit my friends little girls, he likes travelling and likes looking out of the windscreen and listening to Guns and Roses.  ;D
whacky115
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2011, 10:04:44 AM
I am a budgie person.  lol:  Would have liked to bring mine with me to visit my friends little girls, he likes travelling and likes looking out of the windscreen and listening to Guns and Roses.  ;D
whacky115


Good Morning Nick.  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Just One More on February 19, 2011, 10:06:49 AM
I am a budgie person.  lol:  Would have liked to bring mine with me to visit my friends little girls, he likes travelling and likes looking out of the windscreen and listening to Guns and Roses.  ;D

Parrot-dice City  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqTuN-35580
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2011, 10:10:32 AM
I am a budgie person.  lol:  Would have liked to bring mine with me to visit my friends little girls, he likes travelling and likes looking out of the windscreen and listening to Guns and Roses.  ;D
whacky115


You can bloody talk....  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2011, 10:10:54 AM
I am a budgie person.  lol:  Would have liked to bring mine with me to visit my friends little girls, he likes travelling and likes looking out of the windscreen and listening to Guns and Roses.  ;D

Parrot-dice City  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqTuN-35580


Crumbs! You're sharp this morning.  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2011, 12:16:32 PM
Jim is getting on very well with the svelte redhead  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 19, 2011, 02:19:39 PM
You are Schrödinger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat) and I claim my £5.00
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2011, 11:46:37 PM
ANd he licked Tipsy earlier. Twice  eeek:

He seems a bit unwell now  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Pirate on February 19, 2011, 11:58:40 PM
I am a budgie person.  lol:  Would have liked to bring mine with me to visit my friends little girls, he likes travelling and likes looking out of the windscreen and listening to Guns and Roses.  ;D

Guns'n'Roses...or 'Rosie' the fortune teller?
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 20, 2011, 09:06:31 AM
ANd he licked Tipsy earlier. Twice  eeek:

He seems a bit unwell now  rubschin:


That'll be the cyanide I helped him to while you were out of the room.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2011, 09:26:07 AM
ANd he licked Tipsy earlier. Twice  eeek:

He seems a bit unwell now  rubschin:


That'll be the cyanide I helped him to while you were out of the room.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Is jim Dead Or Alive Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2011, 10:38:35 PM
You are Schrödinger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat) and I claim my £5.00

Your pearl did not go totally un-noticed.  ;)