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Come Inside... => Pets Corner (Imaginary or Otherwise) => Topic started by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 07:49:42 PM
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Not a euphemism thread
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I got chased by a horse this morning... while walking the dog like... redface:
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Ever seen "Equus"? whistle:
Equus is a play by Peter Shaffer written in 1973, telling the story of a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who has a pathological religious/sexual fascination with horses.
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Ever seen "Equus"? whistle:
Equus is a play by Peter Shaffer written in 1973, telling the story of a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who has a pathological religious/sexual fascination with horses.
noooo:
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Ever seen "Equus"? whistle:
Equus is a play by Peter Shaffer written in 1973, telling the story of a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who has a pathological religious/sexual fascination with horses.
noooo:
You didn't read it but it was written about you. whistle:
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Ever seen "Equus"? whistle:
Equus is a play by Peter Shaffer written in 1973, telling the story of a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who has a pathological religious/sexual fascination with horses.
noooo:
You didn't read it but it was written about you. whistle:
I was running away from it - not shagging it! cussing:
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Ever seen "Equus"? whistle:
Equus is a play by Peter Shaffer written in 1973, telling the story of a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who has a pathological religious/sexual fascination with horses.
noooo:
You didn't read it but it was written about you. whistle:
I was running away from it - not shagging it! cussing:
Very wise .... tricky things horses.
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I don't like horses evil: And they don't like me scared2:
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The only way to like horse is served rare with frites... cloud9:
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I am certainly frit scared2:
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I am certainly frit scared2:
happy001
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I don't like horses evil: And they don't like me scared2:
I like them winning at 33:1 whistle:
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I don't like horses evil: And they don't like me scared2:
I like them winning at 33:1 whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ITMRHJnaJY
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I don't like horses evil: And they don't like me scared2:
I like them winning at 33:1 whistle:
I backed a horse once at 10 to 2...it came in at 10 past three...
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I don't like horses evil: And they don't like me scared2:
I like them winning at 33:1 whistle:
I backed a horse once at 10 to 2...it came in at 10 past three...
(C) Les Dawson 1979 lol:
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Oh...I thought it was a Tommy Cooper joke...
"Man went into a bar. He went 'Ouch'. It was an iron bar."
"Went to the paper shop today - it had blown away"
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lol: lol: lol:
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Oh...I thought it was a Tommy Cooper joke...
"Man went into a bar. He went 'Ouch'. It was an iron bar."
"Went to the paper shop today - it had blown away"
It was Tommy Cooper .........
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Growler has acquired an imaginary dog. cloud9:
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He's barking too then noooo:
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Growler has acquired an imaginary dog. cloud9:
::) Another one eyed mongrel like the last one he was always going on about?
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http://www.phoenixdogrescue.co.uk/rehoming/dog6.php (http://www.phoenixdogrescue.co.uk/rehoming/dog6.php)
He plans to ditch the girly name and call her WUlfy ::)
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Excellent. We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:
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Excellent. We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:
You're going to call Mr. C Wulfy? rubschin:
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Excellent. We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I have had a vaccination against all things imaginary
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whacky115
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Excellent. We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:
You're going to call Mr. C Wulfy? rubschin:
Oh I already do that but only when placing ads in the telegraph on February 14th. whistle:
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Excellent. We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:
You're going to call Mr. C Wulfy? rubschin:
Oh I already do that but only when placing ads in the telegraph on February 14th. whistle:
happy001
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http://www.phoenixdogrescue.co.uk/rehoming/dog6.php (http://www.phoenixdogrescue.co.uk/rehoming/dog6.php)
He plans to ditch the girly name and call her WUlfy ::)
He won't be able to use its name when shouting 'stop' while it tears his face off anyway.
I assume he will be getting a collar with big spikes on it, possibly a matching one for the dog?
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Ask him yerself scared2: scared2:
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http://www.phoenixdogrescue.co.uk/rehoming/dog6.php (http://www.phoenixdogrescue.co.uk/rehoming/dog6.php)
He plans to ditch the girly name and call her WUlfy ::)
He won't be able to use its name when shouting 'stop' while it tears his face off anyway.
My immediate thought DS .... some people will never learn. noooo:
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I have a chum whose dog Boz excels at catching the frisbee. I don't know how this skill was first learnt but it's quite a spectacle razz:
Boz (look-a-like), not the Frisbee obviously
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vetbook.org%2Fwiki%2Fdog%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb0%2FIrish_Wolfhound.jpg&hash=a33916f2c059038186534cd64133c2d71625fbc1)
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I have a chum whose dog Boz excels at catching the frisbee. I don't know how this skill was first learnt but it's quite a spectacle razz:
Boz (look-a-like), not the Frisbee obviously
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vetbook.org%2Fwiki%2Fdog%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb0%2FIrish_Wolfhound.jpg&hash=a33916f2c059038186534cd64133c2d71625fbc1)
Boz looks like a sight hound Pastis. Sight hounds include greyhound whippets and lurchers amongst others. Info from Wikipedia below.
These dogs specialize in pursuing prey, keeping it in sight, and overpowering it by their great speed and agility. They must be able to quickly detect motion, so they have keen vision. Sighthounds must be able to capture fast, agile prey such as deer and hare, so they have a very flexible back and long legs for a long stride, a deep chest to support an unusually (compared to other dogs) large heart, very efficient lungs for both anaerobic and aerobic sprints, and a lean, wiry body to keep their weight at a minimum.
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I used to have one of these. Very large, very fast and could run for miles. Apparently, so the breeder told me, they were first bred to hunt lions ..... they simply ran the lions into the ground. Top Tip: If ever you own one they are virtually untrainable until they are about 7 years of age. They can be taught the basics of sit, etc but if you let the buggers off the leash be prepared for at least a ten mile walk to get it back. I eventually managed to train mine to "SIT" on command but he never would come back if called. He would just sit and wait for me to catch up. After a few years of this I also got a border collie/lab first cross and she would "round him up" ... she would also round up the kids on command.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mypetnames.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F06%2Fafghan-hound.jpg&hash=185ab03cf32560a4b87fe9027c8101abe6e3fb7c)
His name was "Sinbad" although his kennel name was "Prince Sinbad of........" etc. Far better pedigree than his owner. redface:
I discovered a dog track (licenced) near where we lived that once a month ran an "Afghan" race night.
B@st@rd dogs were a law unto themselves. Unlike Greyhounds the Afghans would stop for a pee halfway through a race, if they sighted the lure on the far side of the track they were bright enough to turn and catch it when it caught up with them. I have even seen the sods mating halfway through a race but we all said the owner of the bitch should have not bought her racing when in heat as we reckoned he was hoping to get puppies for free and normal mating fees could run into £thousands!