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Title: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2011, 09:07:52 PM
I really really want a cat  sad24:

WHen I was three we had a cat but I had imaginary dogs.  Three I am told.

But I want a cat.

My sister has one. My other sister fosters cats. SHe has a new kitten  sad24:

I want one of these:




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F23rpjps10%2Fc00000on.jpg&hash=3452a0aac30a6fbf284a570e1f5f1d1d6d071c91) (http://www.postimage.org/)

But I go away too much sad24:

So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.

Or perhaps I am bonkers.

I am sure many of us have imaginary things, folks or dogs (Growler for example) that we have around.  Miss D has a choccy Daniel Craig   noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2011, 09:34:12 PM
I've never had an imaginary anything  rubschin:

I've had different aliases though ( in the real world not the virtual ) redface:

As for pets .....too much hassle for me
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2011, 09:36:08 PM
I can let you have an imaginary cat. I can bring her tomorrow  angel1
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2011, 09:39:59 PM
It'll get run over on the way home  evil:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2011, 09:41:54 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Pirate on February 16, 2011, 10:55:14 PM
I really really want a cat  sad24:

WHen I was three we had a cat but I had imaginary dogs.  Three I am told.

But I want a cat.

My sister has one. My other sister fosters cats. SHe has a new kitten  sad24:

I want one of these:




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F23rpjps10%2Fc00000on.jpg&hash=3452a0aac30a6fbf284a570e1f5f1d1d6d071c91) (http://www.postimage.org/)

But I go away too much sad24:

So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.

Or perhaps I am bonkers.

I am sure many of us have imaginary things, folks or dogs (Growler for example) that we have around.  Miss D has a choccy Daniel Craig   noooo:


 noooo:  whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2011, 10:58:31 PM
Wot  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2011, 11:28:31 PM
And I thought ..I was the piss-head on here .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2011, 05:34:27 AM
I can let you have some imaginary cat shit I cleared up from the utility room this morning....  evil:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 17, 2011, 09:11:36 AM
I will look after Jim for you when you go away. whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2011, 10:39:15 AM
 cloud9:

Mind you, I have not dared to tell Jim about Bertie  noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 17, 2011, 12:00:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsD1zoI7NYo

You might want on of these for Jim!

Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2011, 12:02:11 PM
He is alone all day today, but he has his imaginary cat flap and extra helpings of imaginary food.
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2011, 12:10:51 PM
Totally barking  noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 17, 2011, 12:11:56 PM
He is alone all day today, but he has his imaginary cat flap and extra helpings of imaginary food.

http://www.catslikefelix.co.uk/
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2011, 12:18:19 PM
Totally barking  noooo:


you got an imaginary dog............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 17, 2011, 12:19:57 PM
I am virtually allergic to imaginary cats. razz:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Snoopy on February 17, 2011, 12:38:32 PM
And you wonder why Growler p*ssed off in exasperation   ::)
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2011, 01:08:05 PM
Cats are bastard things - imaginary or otherwise...  cussing:

I've just discovered that one of ours has shat all over the bathroom - it is like an IRA dirty protest up there, disgusterous thing!  cussing:

I predict a road accident... or a large smelly Jiffy Bag arriving Chez Nick...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2011, 01:25:41 PM
If only you had an imaginary 'woman that does '  whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2011, 01:27:52 PM
If only...  sad24:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2011, 01:41:18 PM
Errrrrrrr surely you just need to instruct your imagination to picture a wumman that fits your bill then ????
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Snoopy on February 17, 2011, 01:42:58 PM
"Cleaner required at keyboard ~ Bring Kleenex"
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2011, 02:21:46 PM
"Cleaner required at keyboard ~ Bring Kleenex"

That's the problem - more mess...  redface:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2011, 04:39:59 PM
Bastard cat has now spilt my wine all over the kitchen!  cussing:

Anybody need a new tennis racket...?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2011, 04:43:12 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2011, 04:57:02 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

He's dead prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2011, 06:50:18 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now 
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2011, 06:52:28 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now 

happy001
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 17, 2011, 06:59:28 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now 


 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2011, 07:26:29 PM
I am sure he is fine.  evil:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 17, 2011, 08:40:21 PM
Female hyenas have a penis which can and does become fully erect and through which they give birth. eeek:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2011, 08:52:44 PM
That is just bad and wrong  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 17, 2011, 08:56:41 PM
Very bad and wrong but I suppose if you are wont to shove your head up an elephant's arse giving birth through a penis isn't so bad.

They are on to rivers of maggots now. sick2: Tonight I will mostly be having nightmares. scared2:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
Ooooo this must be the programme Tipsy warned us about. Just turn it off!
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2011, 09:39:27 PM
Just a thought Nick but surely there is a cats protection league shelter or something similar in the area, why not volunteer there.
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2011, 09:46:57 PM
So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.

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Nick's imagination at work...  whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 17, 2011, 09:47:56 PM
Ooooo this must be the programme Tipsy warned us about. Just turn it off!

I haven't turned the TV on yet thank goodness.  I was watching a DVD instead.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2011, 10:26:22 PM
Jim was very pleased to see me return  cloud9:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 11:03:47 AM
 noooo:

I imagined him dead like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 11:05:07 AM
No  ::)  But he is keeping a close eye on me today
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 11:05:52 AM
No  ::)  But he is keeping a close eye on me today

They do that... just before they die like....  noooo:

You should take him to an imaginary vet...
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 11:06:36 AM
Too expensive
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: barmisspah? on February 18, 2011, 12:12:53 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now 

Mr Keyboard meet Mr Coffee  lol:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: barmisspah? on February 18, 2011, 12:14:41 PM
Too expensive

Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 02:26:18 PM
Too expensive

Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.

If he had any sense he would use an imaginary credit card...  ::)
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 02:30:39 PM
I haven't got an imaginary credit card, you mong  ::)
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 02:35:25 PM
I haven't got an imaginary credit card, you mong  ::)

Imagine one then you mong2  point:

A Black American Express card with no spending limit like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2011, 02:36:27 PM
Would you like to apply for one?

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Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 04:11:07 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 04:23:46 PM
whacky115

Self diagnosis!  point:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 04:24:44 PM
Jim says hello
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 04:25:52 PM
Jim says hello

You have an imaginary cat that can speak...?  point:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 04:26:31 PM
He has the normal catty ways of communicating his wishes
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 04:30:05 PM
He has the normal catty ways of communicating his wishes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 04:38:41 PM
I don't think I will let him watch that
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 04:43:12 PM
I don't think I will let him watch that

Try this one... as you are most likely snowed in like....  ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuf61OjvoPQ
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Just One More on February 18, 2011, 06:36:07 PM
Too expensive

Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.

If he had any sense he would use an imaginary credit card...  ::)

 You've suggested using credit cards previously Barman (scroll upwards)  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8730.msg246278#msg246278)  whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2011, 07:04:31 PM
Too expensive

Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.

If he had any sense he would use an imaginary credit card...  ::)

 You've suggested using credit cards previously Barman (scroll upwards)  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8730.msg246278#msg246278)  whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 19, 2011, 01:06:29 AM
I have been counting imaginary sheep to no fecking avail. sad24: cussing:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Just One More on February 19, 2011, 09:33:04 AM
Nick hasn't noticed yet, but I put four toilet roll inners on Jim's legs and he's walking round like a robot  lol:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2011, 09:33:44 AM
Nick hasn't noticed yet, but I put four toilet roll inners on Jim's legs and he's walking round like a robot  lol:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2011, 10:06:31 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2011, 10:11:13 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 sparkle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Just One More on February 19, 2011, 10:14:08 AM
You could try it with your cat BM, show us the scars after you've tried to get the first one on  lol:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2011, 10:15:14 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2011, 10:19:50 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2011, 06:17:08 AM
You could try it with your cat BM, show us the scars after you've tried to get the first one on  lol:

Not if he was secured in one of these: -

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Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2011, 10:47:27 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F300yqkizo%2FFree_Cat.jpg&hash=3501fc282a46b1ef46730d0b386a3a2255b4374f) (http://postimage.org/image/300yqkizo/)
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 20, 2011, 04:35:50 PM
 happy001 happy001

Those two are brilliant.  They have been shared somewhere else.
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2011, 05:22:47 PM
I noticed!  evil:

I'd complain about the lack of accreditation but since I stole it from elsewhere  shrugs:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 21, 2011, 01:48:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r2mPdsPqrw

Not sure if this should be under earworms or Mr Toad. whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2011, 04:25:23 PM
Jim does NOT like aubergines  evil:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2011, 04:48:14 PM
Who, other than Miss C, does?  sick2:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2011, 04:48:48 PM
He is looking a bit pale
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2011, 05:31:30 PM
Who, other than Miss C, does?  sick2:

Wot Snoopy said! ^^^
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2011, 06:02:18 PM
Who, other than Miss C, does?  sick2:

Wot Snoopy said! ^^^


I like em ... redface:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2011, 06:04:23 PM
You can have Jim's. They are already partly digested, like
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 21, 2011, 06:59:29 PM
Not once have I said that I like them only that I was doing something 'interesting' with them.  I do happen to like them but as I was doing what the recipe called for they got less and less palatable.  I will see what happens in a month when they are ready.
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Pirate on February 21, 2011, 09:00:51 PM
stuffed?
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 05:06:42 AM
stuffed?

[snigger]  redface:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 03:57:15 PM
Jim has an lady friend. Her name is Fluffy  eyes:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 04:03:33 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 04:17:59 PM
She is blonde  cloud9:  All over
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Snoopy on February 22, 2011, 05:15:20 PM
He'll be shuffling around Nottingham, pushing a supermarket shopping trolley full of torn carrier bags, talking to himself next.  whacky115
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 05:17:20 PM
I sometimes fear that such a fate is not far off  noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 05:28:36 PM
I sometimes fear that such a fate is not far off  noooo:

You are bonkers like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Snoopy on February 22, 2011, 05:35:50 PM
I sometimes fear that such a fate is not far off  noooo:


I may have to join you if these b@st@rd accounts aren't accepted soon  cussing:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 05:39:26 PM
I have carrier bags angel1
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
I have carrier bags angel1

You just need £1 for a trolley then...  noooo:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 05:47:48 PM
Lend us a quid
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 05:52:30 PM
I could lend you a squid...?
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 05:53:21 PM
Does it go with bacon and tomatoes? Like?
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 05:58:15 PM
Does it go with bacon and tomatoes? Like?

They look like onion rings so yes prolly....  whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Pirate on February 22, 2011, 06:08:12 PM
He'll be shuffling around Nottingham, pushing a supermarket shopping trolley full of torn carrier bags, talking to himself next.  whacky115

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Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 06:13:44 PM
He'll be shuffling around Nottingham, pushing a supermarket shopping trolley full of torn carrier bags, talking to himself next.  whacky115

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happy001
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2011, 06:21:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TUXAb_7A1c

for ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 06:23:58 PM
Jim is not amused  evil:  Send squid now
Title: Re: Imaginary cats and things
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 06:27:17 PM
Jim is not amused  evil:  Send squid now

 point: