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Come Inside... => Pets Corner (Imaginary or Otherwise) => Topic started by: Nick on February 16, 2011, 09:07:52 PM
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I really really want a cat sad24:
WHen I was three we had a cat but I had imaginary dogs. Three I am told.
But I want a cat.
My sister has one. My other sister fosters cats. SHe has a new kitten sad24:
I want one of these:
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But I go away too much sad24:
So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.
Or perhaps I am bonkers.
I am sure many of us have imaginary things, folks or dogs (Growler for example) that we have around. Miss D has a choccy Daniel Craig noooo:
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I've never had an imaginary anything rubschin:
I've had different aliases though ( in the real world not the virtual ) redface:
As for pets .....too much hassle for me
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I can let you have an imaginary cat. I can bring her tomorrow angel1
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It'll get run over on the way home evil:
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sad24:
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I really really want a cat sad24:
WHen I was three we had a cat but I had imaginary dogs. Three I am told.
But I want a cat.
My sister has one. My other sister fosters cats. SHe has a new kitten sad24:
I want one of these:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F23rpjps10%2Fc00000on.jpg&hash=3452a0aac30a6fbf284a570e1f5f1d1d6d071c91) (http://www.postimage.org/)
But I go away too much sad24:
So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.
Or perhaps I am bonkers.
I am sure many of us have imaginary things, folks or dogs (Growler for example) that we have around. Miss D has a choccy Daniel Craig noooo:
noooo: whacky115 whacky115
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Wot Shrugs:
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And I thought ..I was the piss-head on here .... rubschin:
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I can let you have some imaginary cat shit I cleared up from the utility room this morning.... evil:
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I will look after Jim for you when you go away. whistle:
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cloud9:
Mind you, I have not dared to tell Jim about Bertie noooo:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsD1zoI7NYo
You might want on of these for Jim!
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He is alone all day today, but he has his imaginary cat flap and extra helpings of imaginary food.
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Totally barking noooo:
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He is alone all day today, but he has his imaginary cat flap and extra helpings of imaginary food.
http://www.catslikefelix.co.uk/
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Totally barking noooo:
you got an imaginary dog............... rubschin:
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I am virtually allergic to imaginary cats. razz:
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And you wonder why Growler p*ssed off in exasperation ::)
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Cats are bastard things - imaginary or otherwise... cussing:
I've just discovered that one of ours has shat all over the bathroom - it is like an IRA dirty protest up there, disgusterous thing! cussing:
I predict a road accident... or a large smelly Jiffy Bag arriving Chez Nick... eveilgrin:
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If only you had an imaginary 'woman that does ' whistle:
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If only... sad24:
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Errrrrrrr surely you just need to instruct your imagination to picture a wumman that fits your bill then ????
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"Cleaner required at keyboard ~ Bring Kleenex"
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"Cleaner required at keyboard ~ Bring Kleenex"
That's the problem - more mess... redface:
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Bastard cat has now spilt my wine all over the kitchen! cussing:
Anybody need a new tennis racket...? eveilgrin:
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I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before noooo:
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I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before noooo:
He's dead prolly... whistle:
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I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before noooo:
I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now
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I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before noooo:
I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now
happy001
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I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before noooo:
I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now
lol: lol:
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I am sure he is fine. evil:
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Female hyenas have a penis which can and does become fully erect and through which they give birth. eeek:
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That is just bad and wrong noooo: noooo:
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Very bad and wrong but I suppose if you are wont to shove your head up an elephant's arse giving birth through a penis isn't so bad.
They are on to rivers of maggots now. sick2: Tonight I will mostly be having nightmares. scared2:
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Ooooo this must be the programme Tipsy warned us about. Just turn it off!
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Just a thought Nick but surely there is a cats protection league shelter or something similar in the area, why not volunteer there.
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So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.
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Nick's imagination at work... whistle:
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Ooooo this must be the programme Tipsy warned us about. Just turn it off!
I haven't turned the TV on yet thank goodness. I was watching a DVD instead. cloud9:
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Jim was very pleased to see me return cloud9:
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noooo:
I imagined him dead like.... whistle:
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No ::) But he is keeping a close eye on me today
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No ::) But he is keeping a close eye on me today
They do that... just before they die like.... noooo:
You should take him to an imaginary vet...
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Too expensive
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I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before noooo:
I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now
Mr Keyboard meet Mr Coffee lol:
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Too expensive
Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.
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Too expensive
Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.
If he had any sense he would use an imaginary credit card... ::)
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I haven't got an imaginary credit card, you mong ::)
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I haven't got an imaginary credit card, you mong ::)
Imagine one then you mong2 point:
A Black American Express card with no spending limit like.... cloud9:
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Would you like to apply for one?
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whacky115
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whacky115
Self diagnosis! point:
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Jim says hello
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Jim says hello
You have an imaginary cat that can speak...? point:
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He has the normal catty ways of communicating his wishes
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He has the normal catty ways of communicating his wishes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
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I don't think I will let him watch that
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I don't think I will let him watch that
Try this one... as you are most likely snowed in like.... ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuf61OjvoPQ
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Too expensive
Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.
If he had any sense he would use an imaginary credit card... ::)
You've suggested using credit cards previously Barman (scroll upwards) (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8730.msg246278#msg246278) whistle:
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Too expensive
Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.
If he had any sense he would use an imaginary credit card... ::)
You've suggested using credit cards previously Barman (scroll upwards) (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8730.msg246278#msg246278) whistle:
;D
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I have been counting imaginary sheep to no fecking avail. sad24: cussing:
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Nick hasn't noticed yet, but I put four toilet roll inners on Jim's legs and he's walking round like a robot lol:
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Nick hasn't noticed yet, but I put four toilet roll inners on Jim's legs and he's walking round like a robot lol:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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evil:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 sparkle:
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You could try it with your cat BM, show us the scars after you've tried to get the first one on lol:
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You could try it with your cat BM, show us the scars after you've tried to get the first one on lol:
Not if he was secured in one of these: -
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happy001 happy001
Those two are brilliant. They have been shared somewhere else.
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I noticed! evil:
I'd complain about the lack of accreditation but since I stole it from elsewhere shrugs:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r2mPdsPqrw
Not sure if this should be under earworms or Mr Toad. whistle:
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Jim does NOT like aubergines evil:
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Who, other than Miss C, does? sick2:
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He is looking a bit pale
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Who, other than Miss C, does? sick2:
Wot Snoopy said! ^^^
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Who, other than Miss C, does? sick2:
Wot Snoopy said! ^^^
I like em ... redface:
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You can have Jim's. They are already partly digested, like
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Not once have I said that I like them only that I was doing something 'interesting' with them. I do happen to like them but as I was doing what the recipe called for they got less and less palatable. I will see what happens in a month when they are ready.
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stuffed?
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stuffed?
[snigger] redface:
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Jim has an lady friend. Her name is Fluffy eyes:
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noooo:
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She is blonde cloud9: All over
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He'll be shuffling around Nottingham, pushing a supermarket shopping trolley full of torn carrier bags, talking to himself next. whacky115
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I sometimes fear that such a fate is not far off noooo:
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I sometimes fear that such a fate is not far off noooo:
You are bonkers like... noooo:
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I sometimes fear that such a fate is not far off noooo:
I may have to join you if these b@st@rd accounts aren't accepted soon cussing:
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I have carrier bags angel1
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I have carrier bags angel1
You just need £1 for a trolley then... noooo:
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Lend us a quid
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I could lend you a squid...?
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Does it go with bacon and tomatoes? Like?
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Does it go with bacon and tomatoes? Like?
They look like onion rings so yes prolly.... whistle:
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He'll be shuffling around Nottingham, pushing a supermarket shopping trolley full of torn carrier bags, talking to himself next. whacky115
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cussing:
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He'll be shuffling around Nottingham, pushing a supermarket shopping trolley full of torn carrier bags, talking to himself next. whacky115
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happy001
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TUXAb_7A1c
for ....... whistle:
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Jim is not amused evil: Send squid now
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Jim is not amused evil: Send squid now
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