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Title: Sore neck
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2011, 09:07:15 PM

Stiff neck?
Tight collar?
Discomfort?
Unpleasant chafing?
Soreness?

Top tip: take the plastic insert out of the collar of your new shirt before wearing it all day  cussing:

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2011, 09:10:15 PM

Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2011, 09:07:15 PM

Stiff neck?
Tight collar?
Discomfort?
Unpleasant chafing?
Soreness?

Top tip: take the plastic insert out of the collar of your new shirt before wearing it all day  cussing:

 point:

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2011, 09:16:04 PM

Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2011, 09:07:15 PM

Stiff neck?
Tight collar?
Discomfort?
Unpleasant chafing?
Soreness?

Top tip: take the plastic insert out of the collar of your new shirt before wearing it all day  cussing:

I could get you £5000 for that...Just have to say you've been in a collision, but don't worry...I can arrange that...and we can get rid of your car at the same time, but don't worry, I can arrange that...and we can run over that fucking keyboard cat at the same time...leave it all to me, don't worry...

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2011, 09:17:20 PM

Whipcash?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2011, 09:20:22 PM

Why not? I have all the contacts...They are all being nicked for fraud of course, but heigh ho...

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2011, 09:22:41 PM

An unholy alliance is being formed  scared2:

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2011, 09:27:32 PM

Crash for cash...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3JsW6GrBjw

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2011, 09:32:47 PM

.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nV9_WeLA6w

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2011, 10:22:39 AM

Oooo! I want one of those!

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Just One More on March 20, 2011, 06:43:34 AM

I need a new head, not only a sore neck, a sore throat, toothache, headache and stiff shoulder to go with it. And no new clothes bought, so nothing to do with packaging

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2011, 06:45:43 AM

oink?  scared2:

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 07:19:19 AM

Quote from: Just One More on March 20, 2011, 06:43:34 AM

I need a new head, not only a sore neck, a sore throat, toothache, headache and stiff shoulder to go with it. And no new clothes bought, so nothing to do with packaging

Do you need nursing today ?  eyes:

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2011, 07:24:26 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2011, 07:19:19 AM

Quote from: Just One More on March 20, 2011, 06:43:34 AM

I need a new head, not only a sore neck, a sore throat, toothache, headache and stiff shoulder to go with it. And no new clothes bought, so nothing to do with packaging

Do you need nursing today ?  eyes:

Miss D wonders where she put the latex gloves  scared2:

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 07:28:02 AM

He's not allergic to latex is he ???

Asking for head early in the morning though ...not a sign that he's too ill if you ask me  lol:

Alternatively - he could be a descendant of The Wurzel


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Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Just One More on March 20, 2011, 09:26:03 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2011, 07:28:02 AM

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Asking for head early in the morning though ...not a sign that he's too ill if you ask me  lol: .... 

You know sometimes that you post something and know it may come back to bite you on the arse...

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2011, 07:17:08 AM

Back to blue...so much more suitable for you lot  whistle:

 whistle:

Title: Re: Sore neck
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 09:27:34 AM

I have become tainted by your thinking  lol: