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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 02:41:54 PM
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Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go scared2:
Why??
BM is terrified at all times point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores noooo:
But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me scared2:
They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
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rubschin:
Perhaps they find you frightening and feel that attack is the best means of defence.
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rubschin:
Perhaps they find you frightening and feel that attack is the best means of defence.
Quite so - I'm sure they find the ginger pimple popper quite scary.... noooo:
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We really should be seen and not heard ::)
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I think a monastery is quite appealing on occasions. Until Tit Monday
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We really should be seen and not heard ::)
Oh Noes ~ You're not children ... I hang upon your every utterance.
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I think a monastery is quite appealing on occasions. Until Tit Monday
Have you ever tried one of those "Retreat" holidays that various monasteries run?
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scared2:
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We really should be obscene and not heard ::)
whistle:
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We really should be obscene and not heard ::)
whistle:
Surely you'd prefer to hear what I'm saying though if i was going to be totally obscene whistle:
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Roger and In?
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We really should be obscene and not heard ::)
whistle:
Surely you'd prefer to hear what I'm saying though if i was going to be totally obscene whistle:
scared2:
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We really should be obscene and not heard ::)
whistle:
Surely you'd prefer to hear what I'm saying though if i was going to be totally obscene whistle:
scared2:
See? You too! point:
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Where have all the real men gone ....long time passing noooo: noooo: noooo:
Where have all the real men gone ....long time ago .... noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Where have all the real men gone ....long time passing noooo: noooo: noooo:
Where have all the real men gone ....long time ago .... noooo: noooo: noooo:
**cough** whistle:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Where have all the real men gone ....long time passing noooo: noooo: noooo:
Where have all the real men gone ....long time ago .... noooo: noooo: noooo:
**cough** whistle:
man-flu...................??
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evil:
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Whilst I admit to having thighs, on occasion they help keep me upright, apart from my rapier like wit, I have no weapons. angel1#
My horseradish needs planting.
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Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go scared2:
Why??
BM is terrified at all times point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores noooo:
But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me scared2:
They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
I'm sure they are all pussycats really.
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Whilst I admit to having thighs, on occasion they help keep me upright, apart from my rapier like wit, I have no weapons. angel1#
My horseradish needs planting.
How about SlugPoonTM eh EH? point:
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Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go scared2:
Why??
BM is terrified at all times point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores noooo:
But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me scared2:
They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
I'm sure they are all pussycats really.
shutup:
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Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go scared2:
Why??
BM is terrified at all times point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores noooo:
But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me scared2:
They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
I'm sure they are all pussycats really.
shutup:
Spank2:
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It must be Valentine's day. Everyone is frisky noooo:
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Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go scared2:
Why??
BM is terrified at all times point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores noooo:
But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me scared2:
They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
I'm sure they are all pussycats really.
shutup:
Spank2:
redface: ;D
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I'm going to take my frustration out on the treadmill tonight. Plan to start back at they gym version 5 redface:
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I'm going to take my frustration out on the treadmill tonight. Plan to start back at they gym version 5 redface:
again ................ shutup:
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I'm going to take my frustration out on the treadmill tonight. Plan to start back at they gym version 5 redface:
Who do we send the get well cards to? You or Gym?? ;)
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lol: lol: lol:
Indeed pounding something hard and pacey ... getting a good sweat on and pressing the right buttons whistle:
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I shall ply her voddy, It cures consciousness angel1
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lol: lol: lol:
Indeed pounding something hard and pacey ... getting a good sweat on and pressing the right buttons whistle:
oi , I pressed the right button ......... cussing:
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at the wrong time tho whistle:
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at the wrong time tho whistle:
redface:
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Soooooooooooooooo fussy. They ought to be grateful for us noooo:
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TBH I am hard put to think of any reason they should be. redface:
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Speak for yerself, like angel1
I am a god angel1
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I am a god angel1
As in "Oh God, it's that Nick, run!"
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sad32:
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My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.
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My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.
Drool:
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scared2:
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My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated. . .
. . . or screwed.
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eyes:
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My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated. . .
. . . or screwed.
Or fixed either way a win win situation. ;)
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Presumably all your entrances require attention
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All who's entrances?
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All who's entrances?
Ignore him... whacky115
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Prolly best I do.
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Prolly best I do.
Indeed... ;)
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My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.
Look no further (http://www.screwfix.com/prods/22070/Sealants-Adhesives/Adhesives/Grab-Adhesives/High-Performance/Sticks-Like-Sh-t-290ml)
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My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.
Look no further (http://www.screwfix.com/prods/22070/Sealants-Adhesives/Adhesives/Grab-Adhesives/High-Performance/Sticks-Like-Sh-t-290ml)
;D
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You want scary?
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That's SCARY! eeek:
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whatimage:
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whatimage:
Have patience ::) It'll load eveilgrin:
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whatimage:
Have patience ::) It'll load eveilgrin:
Some hours later. . . . . sleep017
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He uses a Mac ::)
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My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.
is that a dating agency ???
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How much free brandy did you get?
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How much free brandy did you get?
redface: a couple that I remember ..... cloud9:
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He uses a Mac ::)
Isn't that a hair removal cream...
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Used to be .....it's Veet now lol:
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Oh....I wondered why it stung a bit...must be an old tube... redface:
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I haven't been able to scrawl through all of this thread, but I would say that they are "scary"...
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Oh...scarey...I read it as hairy
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That too noooo: That why they all shave and use Veet and stuff
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Oh....I wondered why it stung a bit...must be an old tube... redface:
An ex gf of mine once covered my chest with that crap when I was asleep and left it on for hours, sting is putting it fooking mildly evil:
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happy001 happy001
Be thankful she didn't do a Brazilian on you...
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Why do you think she is an ex, no bloody way was I going to give her the chance. lol:
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Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go scared2:
Why??
BM is terrified at all times point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores noooo:
But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me scared2:
They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
I'm sure this thread has moved on, however, WHERE IS MY NAME!?!?!?
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Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go scared2:
Why??
BM is terrified at all times point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores noooo:
But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me scared2:
They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
I'm sure this thread has moved on, however, WHERE IS MY NAME!?!?!?
We fear not those that we seldom see razz:
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Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go scared2:
Why??
BM is terrified at all times point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores noooo:
But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me scared2:
They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
I'm sure this thread has moved on, however, WHERE IS MY NAME!?!?!?
We fear not those that we seldom see razz:
happy001
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In two and a bit weeks I'll be back and you'll regret that statement!! Angry9:
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scared:
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The difference a piece of paper makes.
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She'll be a married wummun .... not soooo scary ~ 'cept to Mr Wench of course.