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Title: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 02:41:54 PM
Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go  scared2:

Why??

BM is terrified at all times  point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores  noooo:

But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me  scared2:

They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 02:47:37 PM
 rubschin:
Perhaps they find you frightening and feel that attack is the best means of defence.
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 02:48:49 PM
rubschin:
Perhaps they find you frightening and feel that attack is the best means of defence.

Quite so - I'm sure they find the ginger pimple popper quite scary....  noooo:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 02:50:10 PM
We really should be seen and not heard  ::)
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 02:51:31 PM
I think a monastery is quite appealing on occasions. Until Tit Monday
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 02:51:51 PM
We really should be seen and not heard  ::)

Oh Noes ~ You're not children ... I hang upon your every utterance.
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 02:53:01 PM
I think a monastery is quite appealing on occasions. Until Tit Monday


Have you ever tried one of those "Retreat" holidays that various monasteries run?
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 02:54:47 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 03:00:54 PM
We really should be obscene and not heard  ::)



 whistle:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 03:21:26 PM
We really should be obscene and not heard  ::)



 whistle:

Surely you'd prefer to hear what I'm saying though if i was going to be totally obscene  whistle:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 03:22:13 PM
Roger and In?
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
We really should be obscene and not heard  ::)



 whistle:

Surely you'd prefer to hear what I'm saying though if i was going to be totally obscene  whistle:


 scared2:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 03:24:14 PM
We really should be obscene and not heard  ::)



 whistle:

Surely you'd prefer to hear what I'm saying though if i was going to be totally obscene  whistle:


 scared2:

See? You too! point:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 03:27:47 PM
Where have all the real men gone ....long time passing  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Where have all the real men gone ....long time ago .... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 03:28:31 PM
Where have all the real men gone ....long time passing  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Where have all the real men gone ....long time ago .... noooo: noooo: noooo:

**cough**  whistle:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 03:29:15 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 03:29:29 PM
Where have all the real men gone ....long time passing  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Where have all the real men gone ....long time ago .... noooo: noooo: noooo:

**cough**  whistle:


man-flu...................??
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 03:29:38 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 03:29:52 PM
Whilst I admit to having thighs, on occasion they help keep me upright, apart from my rapier like wit, I have no weapons. angel1#

My horseradish needs planting.
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: tel on February 14, 2011, 03:40:30 PM
Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go  scared2:

Why??

BM is terrified at all times  point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores  noooo:

But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me  scared2:

They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:

I'm sure they are all pussycats really.
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 03:41:32 PM
Whilst I admit to having thighs, on occasion they help keep me upright, apart from my rapier like wit, I have no weapons. angel1#

My horseradish needs planting.

How about SlugPoonTM eh EH?   point:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 03:43:06 PM
Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go  scared2:

Why??

BM is terrified at all times  point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores  noooo:

But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me  scared2:

They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:

I'm sure they are all pussycats really.


 shutup:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 03:43:55 PM
Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go  scared2:

Why??

BM is terrified at all times  point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores  noooo:

But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me  scared2:

They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:

I'm sure they are all pussycats really.


 shutup:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
It must be Valentine's day. Everyone is frisky  noooo:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 03:50:56 PM
Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go  scared2:

Why??

BM is terrified at all times  point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores  noooo:

But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me  scared2:

They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:

I'm sure they are all pussycats really.


 shutup:

 Spank2:


 redface: ;D
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 03:51:47 PM
I'm going to take my frustration out on the treadmill tonight. Plan to start back at they gym version 5  redface:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 03:53:06 PM
I'm going to take my frustration out on the treadmill tonight. Plan to start back at they gym version 5  redface:


again   ................ shutup:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 03:53:32 PM
I'm going to take my frustration out on the treadmill tonight. Plan to start back at they gym version 5  redface:

Who do we send the get well cards to? You or Gym??  ;)
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 03:55:13 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Indeed pounding something hard and pacey ... getting a good sweat on and pressing the right buttons  whistle:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 03:56:01 PM
I shall ply her voddy, It cures consciousness  angel1
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 03:56:51 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Indeed pounding something hard and pacey ... getting a good sweat on and pressing the right buttons  whistle:


oi , I pressed the right button ......... cussing:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 04:00:01 PM
at the wrong time tho  whistle:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 04:01:48 PM
at the wrong time tho  whistle:


 redface:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 04:02:25 PM
Soooooooooooooooo fussy. They ought to be grateful for us  noooo:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
TBH I am hard put to think of any reason they should be.  redface:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 04:05:26 PM
Speak for yerself, like  angel1

I am a god  angel1
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 04:11:45 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_RoVKle4RyYs%2FTTThxiSfqeI%2FAAAAAAAABFc%2Ffrj3Jlw_lBM%2Fs1600%2FHindu%252BGods%252B%252526%252BGoddesses%252B-%252BVinayagar%252B03.jpg&hash=58624e2cdb508dbe7b4024b4f1cf8613dab2f0a3)
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2011, 04:17:06 PM
I am a god  angel1

As in "Oh God, it's that Nick, run!"
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 04:24:15 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 04:42:32 PM
My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 04:43:47 PM
My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.

Drool:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 04:51:24 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2011, 04:52:51 PM
My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated. . .
. . . or screwed.
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 04:57:28 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2n26pv9no%2Favatar_45.png&hash=3cb7c90fbafc77c77ce5239b2ab2684362ac357f) (http://www.postimage.org/)
 eyes:

Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 05:18:02 PM
My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated. . .
. . . or screwed.

Or fixed either way a win win situation. ;)
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 05:21:04 PM
Presumably all your entrances require attention
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 05:51:14 PM
All who's entrances?
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 05:54:43 PM
All who's entrances?

Ignore him...  whacky115
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 05:58:05 PM
Prolly best I do.
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 06:01:51 PM
Prolly best I do.

Indeed...  ;)
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.

 Look no further  (http://www.screwfix.com/prods/22070/Sealants-Adhesives/Adhesives/Grab-Adhesives/High-Performance/Sticks-Like-Sh-t-290ml)
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 06:51:29 PM
My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.

 Look no further  (http://www.screwfix.com/prods/22070/Sealants-Adhesives/Adhesives/Grab-Adhesives/High-Performance/Sticks-Like-Sh-t-290ml)

 ;D
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Pastis on February 14, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
You want scary?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.filesonic.com%2Ffile%2F83048558%2FScreen_shot_2011-02-14_at_16.01.34.png&hash=ba98f77ee23cb2c5930ab777cdcddf2e64305f05)

That's SCARY!  eeek:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
 whatimage:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Pastis on February 14, 2011, 07:16:58 PM
whatimage:

Have patience  ::)   It'll load  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2011, 09:48:06 PM
whatimage:

Have patience  ::)   It'll load  eveilgrin:

Some hours later. . . . .  sleep017
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 09:52:35 PM
He uses a Mac  ::)
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 09:56:26 PM
My Screwfix catalogue has arrived. By this time tomorrow I will be edumicated.

is that a dating agency  ???
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 09:57:51 PM
How much free brandy did you get?
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2011, 10:00:33 PM
How much free brandy did you get?



 redface:  a couple that  I remember ..... cloud9:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Pirate on February 14, 2011, 10:11:59 PM
He uses a Mac  ::)

Isn't that a hair removal cream...
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 10:12:49 PM
Used to be .....it's Veet now   lol:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Pirate on February 14, 2011, 10:18:36 PM
Oh....I wondered why it stung a bit...must be an old tube... redface:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 14, 2011, 10:20:22 PM
I haven't been able to scrawl through all of this thread, but I would say that they are "scary"...
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Pirate on February 14, 2011, 10:21:17 PM
Oh...scarey...I read it as hairy
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 10:23:08 PM
That too  noooo:  That why they all shave and use Veet and stuff
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2011, 11:19:32 PM
Oh....I wondered why it stung a bit...must be an old tube... redface:

An ex gf of mine once covered my chest with that crap when I was asleep and left it on for hours, sting is putting it fooking mildly  evil:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Pirate on February 14, 2011, 11:41:42 PM
 happy001 happy001

Be thankful she didn't do a Brazilian on you...
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2011, 11:54:59 PM
Why  do you think she is an ex, no bloody way was I going to give her the chance.  lol:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Bar Wench on March 02, 2011, 08:20:00 PM
Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go  scared2:

Why??

BM is terrified at all times  point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores  noooo:

But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me  scared2:

They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:

I'm sure this thread has moved on, however, WHERE IS MY NAME!?!?!?
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2011, 09:39:27 PM
Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go  scared2:

Why??

BM is terrified at all times  point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores  noooo:

But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me  scared2:

They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:

I'm sure this thread has moved on, however, WHERE IS MY NAME!?!?!?

We fear not those that we seldom see  razz:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 06:00:21 AM
Whenever they kick off on here (you all know who) I go  scared2:

Why??

BM is terrified at all times  point:
Mrs NIck is bonkers
Snoopy seems to cope
DS ignores  noooo:

But Tipsy, Miss C and MIss D terrify me  scared2:

They all have weapons and thighs and stuff. Mrs Growler has NEEDLES!! scared2:

I'm sure this thread has moved on, however, WHERE IS MY NAME!?!?!?

We fear not those that we seldom see  razz:

happy001
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Bar Wench on March 03, 2011, 02:08:04 PM
In two and a bit weeks I'll be back and you'll regret that statement!! Angry9:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2011, 02:17:11 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: tel on March 03, 2011, 02:18:53 PM
The difference a piece of paper makes.
Title: Re: Why are wimmin so scarey?
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2011, 02:38:44 PM
She'll be a married wummun .... not soooo scary ~ 'cept to Mr Wench of course.