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Title: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 10:09:31 AM

I have a dongle and a spanner  angel1

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2011, 10:10:30 AM

Miss C will also have a spanner soon so it seems  lol:

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM

 cussing:

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 10:23:16 AM

Quote from: Nick on February 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM

cussing:

 point:

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2011, 11:09:18 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2011, 10:10:30 AM

Miss C will also have a spanner soon so it seems  lol:

The complete toolbox actually.

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Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 11:35:23 AM

Thank The Lord Wenchy isn't around .... Ape shit wouldn't describe the reaction.

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2011, 11:38:36 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 11:35:23 AM

Thank The Lord Wenchy isn't around .... Ape shit wouldn't describe the reaction.

Does she have a phobia about men in carrot costumes as well?

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 12:07:23 PM

Oooo an 'all new' VP where the fook have I left it memory game game....

Today I went to the shops and lost...

A dongle.
A scarf.
A pair of specs.
A spanner
Tipsy's camera/keys/son/ nail varnish

And a

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 12:10:44 PM

Was that my scarf? My cashmere scarf  cussing:

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 05:20:09 PM

Oh yes but it is only in my memory.  Will you be bringing some herring?

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 05:24:51 PM

Yes. I shall age it first

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 05:56:59 PM

How on earth do you age a herring?  Is it a bit like dendrochronology only herringroechonology?

Pay attention to the pun at the back!

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 06:03:18 PM

Easy

1. Buy one herring
2. Leave it a warm place for 2-3 weeks
3. Conceal it
4. Hide it a house you are going to
 whistle:

Title: Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2011, 10:58:49 PM

Quote from: Miss Creant on February 14, 2011, 05:56:59 PM

How on earth do you age a herring? 

Well News of an imminent visit by Nick tends to give people grey hairs..  whistle: