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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:05:27 PM

Title: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:05:27 PM
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Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2007, 03:07:35 PM
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Wenchy...  whistle:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:24:42 PM
Vengeance shall be mine:

Upon the breasts of a Barwench from Crail
Was tattooed the price of the ale
Whilst across her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same thing but in Braille.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2007, 03:38:01 PM
Where is Wenchy?

She finished her stupid book a day ago and the Saloon bar needs sweeping.  cussing:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:39:16 PM
Where is Wenchy?

She finished her stupid book a day ago and the Saloon bar needs sweeping.  cussing:

Probably on cloud9: 'cos it was a happy ending.
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Landlady on July 22, 2007, 03:40:52 PM
Vengeance shall be mine:

Upon the breasts of a Barwench from Crail
Was tattooed the price of the ale
Whilst across her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same thing but in Braille.

 drumroll:

The Barwench can be furtive and mean (to you hapless naughty men  ::) ::) ::)  )
So you must keep her in close quarantine  eeek:
Or she sneaks to the slums  redface:
And promptly becomes  ;)
Disorderly, drunk and obscene (and will then punch your lights out!  evil: evil: evil:)


You have been warned !  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:45:50 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:

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Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2007, 03:49:14 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:

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She?ll have at least one of those in her tat collection?  ::)
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Landlady on July 22, 2007, 03:50:17 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:

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I REALLY don't understand ??????   sad24:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:52:16 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:

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I REALLY don't understand ??????   sad24:

Half of the UK is under water dear ~ do try and keep up
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Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2007, 03:52:39 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:

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I REALLY don't understand ??????   sad24:
doh:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Landlady on July 22, 2007, 03:53:51 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:

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I REALLY don't understand ??????   sad24:

Half of the UK is under water dear ~ do try and keep up
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Ohhhhhhhhh okay  redface: very sorry  razz: forgot it rains on your side of the world  ::)
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:55:06 PM
 censored: censored: Banghead Banghead cussing:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Misunderstood on July 22, 2007, 03:58:44 PM
Odd really, but while we huff and puff the ducks and swans seem to be taking it all in their stride....    whistle:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 04:02:19 PM
I'm more than a little pleased at living half way up a mountain, albeit a little mountain. I'm still well above the flood plain.
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Misunderstood on July 22, 2007, 04:21:02 PM
Surely being English you went up a hill... whistle:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 04:25:32 PM
Surely being English you went up a hill... whistle:

Indeed a good tale ~ but unfortunately some b@st@rd has quarried out the top of this one so when you get to what looks like the top there's a bloody great crater. Oh and the b@st@rd in question was Welsh, so eager for the cash he quarried away a hill fort and most of the local history in the process. Wouldn't be allowed today of course but .......
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2007, 04:30:22 PM
Our house is 245m above sea level yet when they dug out the foundations what did they discover?

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Bloody sea shells!  doh:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 04:34:04 PM
Our house is 245m above sea level yet when they dug out the foundations what did they discover?

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Bloody sea shells!  doh:

Well they would ~ if your patch of island is not volcanic rock what else would you expect. My hill is limestone which means that one time it was the sea bed!
I'll get Mrs Snoopy BA Hons to explain it all if you want ~ but not until I have gone to bed. sleep017

Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Misunderstood on July 22, 2007, 06:09:06 PM
We live at 20 metres above sea level.    scared2:

And on the biggest ant nest in the whole country   evil:

Ant killer is all some shops sell around here.     Bliss  cloud9:   noooo:

They reckon they eat the rats.......
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 06:11:41 PM
We live at 20 metres above sea level.    scared2:

And on the biggest ant nest in the whole country   evil:

Ant killer is all some shops sell around here.     Bliss  cloud9:   noooo:

They reckon they eat the rats.......

When you see the rats leaving it'll be time to pack and go yourselves.
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Bar Wench on July 23, 2007, 07:51:49 AM
I was indulging in a spot of arguing and cleaning and boiling of water. And possibly a second reading of said book.  redface:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Misunderstood on July 23, 2007, 05:41:31 PM
Blimey, don't tell me you've forgotten how it ended already!  eeek:

"... and they all lived happily ever after".

THE END
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Misunderstood on July 23, 2007, 05:44:21 PM



No,  Really...


THE END
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2007, 06:39:35 AM
 cussing:

I was told "All is well"
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2007, 08:44:16 AM
cussing:

I was told "All is well"

"All was well." is the last sentence in the book ~ I have it in front of me. The words "The End" do not appear.
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Misunderstood on July 24, 2007, 09:14:09 AM
cussing:

I was told "All is well"

"All was well." is the last sentence in the book ~ I have it in front of me. The words "The End" do not appear.

SPOILSPORT
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2007, 09:32:52 AM
cussing:

I was told "All is well"

"All was well." is the last sentence in the book ~ I have it in front of me. The words "The End" do not appear.

SPOILSPORT

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Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2007, 12:14:59 PM
cussing:

I was told "All is well"

"All was well." is the last sentence in the book ~ I have it in front of me. The words "The End" do not appear.

SPOILSPORT
point:
Title: Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
Post by: Misunderstood on July 24, 2007, 12:45:45 PM
 cry: