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		Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 12, 2011, 11:17:41 AM
		
			
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				Never ever stand on gripper rod in bare feet.  My foot is leaking in several different places now. sad24:
			
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				I recall that Miss D gave several warnings to the Brat about gripper rods when she had the child's bedroom carpet replaced. Did no good there either  whistle:
			
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				Never ever stand on gripper rod in bare feet.  My foot is leaking in several different places now. sad24:
 
 
 Get a grip woman!  eveilgrin:
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				I did indeed Snoops  cool14:
 
 NO matter how many times you remind yourself about it you will step on them time and time again. Time to wear your wellies indoors Miss C  lol:
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				I did indeed Snoops  cool14:
 
 NO m,atter how many times you remind yourself about it you will step on them time and time again. Time to wear your wellies indoors Miss C  lol:
 
 
 But then they'll leak when she goes out in the rain...  ::)
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				She can use her heeled wellies for inside the house and her flaties for outside. Simples  whistle:
			
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				When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:
			
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				When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:
 
 
 Oh dear.  noooo:
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				Don't try to do that with a hammer and mahoosive nails  noooo:
			
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				When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:
 
 
 Oh dear.  noooo:
 
 
 It's magic I tell you magic I hung them on the line and now the purple has gone. angel1
 
 However I have discovered that mayonnaise and computers should not be mixed. noooo:
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				Oooooh Miss C  lol:
			
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				Don't let me loose with a hammer and mahoosive nails  noooo:
 
 
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				When having to take Fibergel for the first time do not mix a packet of porridge oats with water by mistake. sick2: redface:
			
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				Scotland the Brave (Bagpipes) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA#)
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				When having to take Fibergel for the first time do not mix a packet of porridge oats with water by mistake. sick2: redface:
 
 
 Is that fibergel the plaster cast stuff of fibergel the digestive transit decelerant?
 
 Porridge is a poor substitute in either case.  noooo:
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				Top DIY tip:
 
 don't ~ get a man in.
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				When having to take Fibergel for the first time do not mix a packet of porridge oats with water by mistake. sick2: redface:
 
 
 Fibergel...  sick2: