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Title: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 12, 2011, 11:17:41 AM
Never ever stand on gripper rod in bare feet.  My foot is leaking in several different places now. sad24:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2011, 11:25:38 AM
I recall that Miss D gave several warnings to the Brat about gripper rods when she had the child's bedroom carpet replaced. Did no good there either  whistle:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2011, 02:44:47 PM
Never ever stand on gripper rod in bare feet.  My foot is leaking in several different places now. sad24:

Get a grip woman!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2011, 04:26:02 PM
I did indeed Snoops  cool14:

NO matter how many times you remind yourself about it you will step on them time and time again. Time to wear your wellies indoors Miss C  lol:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2011, 05:21:47 PM
I did indeed Snoops  cool14:

NO m,atter how many times you remind yourself about it you will step on them time and time again. Time to wear your wellies indoors Miss C  lol:

But then they'll leak when she goes out in the rain...  ::)
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2011, 05:22:53 PM
She can use her heeled wellies for inside the house and her flaties for outside. Simples  whistle:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2011, 09:58:33 AM
When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2011, 11:47:32 AM
When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:

Oh dear.  noooo:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2011, 11:48:36 AM
Don't try to do that with a hammer and mahoosive nails  noooo:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2011, 12:16:37 PM
When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:

Oh dear.  noooo:

It's magic I tell you magic I hung them on the line and now the purple has gone. angel1

However I have discovered that mayonnaise and computers should not be mixed. noooo:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 20, 2011, 12:17:50 PM
Oooooh Miss C  lol:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2011, 12:29:09 PM
Don't let me loose with a hammer and mahoosive nails  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 24, 2011, 04:17:53 PM
When having to take Fibergel for the first time do not mix a packet of porridge oats with water by mistake. sick2: redface:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2011, 04:22:35 PM
Scotland the Brave (Bagpipes) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA#)
 :lalalala
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2011, 04:25:30 PM
When having to take Fibergel for the first time do not mix a packet of porridge oats with water by mistake. sick2: redface:

Is that fibergel the plaster cast stuff of fibergel the digestive transit decelerant?

Porridge is a poor substitute in either case.  noooo:
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2011, 11:01:13 PM
Top DIY tip:

don't ~ get a man in.
Title: Re: Top DIY tips.
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 05:54:46 AM
When having to take Fibergel for the first time do not mix a packet of porridge oats with water by mistake. sick2: redface:

Fibergel...  sick2: