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Title: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 09:50:09 AM: A mate calls. DO I want some werk? 3 year contract. 2 days a week. £35000 p.a eeek: eeek: eeek:

Naturally I said yes. OK, I have to go to Dorset once a month, but hey!!
cloud9:

The drinks are on me!!
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 09:51:31 AM: Lend us a quid razz:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 09:57:25 AM: Excellent news. Party001: Party001:

Dorset isn't a bad place to have to be.
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2011, 10:16:30 AM: Lend us a fiver mate... or part thereof... ;)
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 10:26:32 AM: My e mail traffic is going berserk eeek:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2011, 10:35:35 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2011, 09:50:09 AM
A mate calls. DO I want some werk? 3 year contract. 2 days a week. £35000 p.a eeek: eeek: eeek:

Naturally I said yes. OK, I have to go to Dorset once a month, but hey!!
cloud9:

The drinks are on me!!

rubschin:

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Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 10:39:15 AM: I could drive via Berkshire eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2011, 10:56:32 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2011, 10:39:15 AM
I could drive via Berkshire eveilgrin:

Have you had this death wish for long?

You will be treated to a warm welcome round here.

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Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 11:11:29 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 09, 2011, 09:57:25 AM
Excellent news. Party001: Party001:

Dorset isn't a bad place to have to be.

Dorset would be my county of choice for residential purposes ~ if I could afford it. sad24:

Either Bridport or Lyme Regis for preference
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM: I shall be in Poole cloud9:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 11:16:17 AM: Pleasant enough apart from the fact my Lil Bruvver's ex lives there.

V expensive place tho' ..... I have some happy memories of a girl from Poole

And that could be the start of a limerick thread!
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 11:31:42 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM
I shall be in Poole cloud9:

I knew someone in Poole who used to make bespoke yacht interiors. Some serious money was washing around the harbour there. eeek:

Anyhoo

There was a young laydee from Poole
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 11:35:36 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 09, 2011, 11:31:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM
I shall be in Poole cloud9:

I knew someone in Poole who used to make bespoke yacht interiors. Some serious money was washing around the harbour there. eeek:

Anyhoo

There was a young laydee from Poole
Whose young man had a red ring round his tool
He went to the clinic
Where the doctor, a cynic
Said "Wash it, it's lipstick you fool"

Finished it for you razz:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 12:17:00 PM: lol: lol: Well done that man.
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2011, 06:18:19 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 11:11:29 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 09, 2011, 09:57:25 AM
Excellent news. Party001: Party001:

Dorset isn't a bad place to have to be.

Dorset would be my county of choice for residential purposes ~ if I could afford it. sad24:

Either Bridport or Lyme Regis for preference

Lyme Regis cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

If those numbers ever come up, I'd move there in an instant, Beer just a bit further West comes a close second
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2011, 06:19:43 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM
I shall be in Poole cloud9:

Lovely place, a pity so many know about it now
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: beerhead on February 09, 2011, 06:50:57 PM: God's Country. I was born in Beaminster, and I think the Marshwood Vale is about as good as it gets.
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2011, 07:23:50 AM: Quote from: beerhead on February 09, 2011, 06:50:57 PM
God's Country. I was born in Beaminster, and I think the Marshwood Vale is about as good as it gets.

I could raise a glass to that
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Baldy on February 10, 2011, 07:46:56 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 11:35:36 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 09, 2011, 11:31:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM
I shall be in Poole cloud9:

I knew someone in Poole who used to make bespoke yacht interiors. Some serious money was washing around the harbour there. eeek:

Anyhoo

There was a young laydee from Poole
Whose young man had a red ring round his tool
He went to the clinic
Where the doctor, a cynic
Said "Wash it, it's lipstick you fool"

Finished it for you razz:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2011, 01:02:29 PM: Fook me eeek: Just won another contract! eeek:

£8000 by the end of March. eeek:

The drinks are on me!
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 10, 2011, 01:17:57 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2011, 01:02:29 PM
The drinks are on me!

Another tray spilled. noooo:

Congratulations anyway
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2011, 01:22:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2011, 01:02:29 PM
Fook me eeek: Just won another contract! eeek:

£8000 by the end of March. eeek:

The drinks are on me!

You are the new Robin Hood and I claim my Fiver!

Well done mate!
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2011, 01:29:14 PM: Well done Nick! happ096

I presume Mrs. Nick will be reading this and wanting her fair share...? whistle:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2011, 01:31:03 PM: All in due course angel1
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2011, 01:39:44 PM: I suspect that "Fair Share" is a two way street ;)
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2011, 01:41:05 PM: Quite so!
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 10, 2011, 02:25:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2011, 01:02:29 PM
Fook me eeek: Just won another contract! eeek:

£8000 by the end of March. eeek:

The drinks are on me!

Well done that bloke. razz:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2011, 06:20:00 PM: Congrats Nick, you'll be living on Sandbanks at this rate
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2011, 06:37:46 PM: Quote from: Just One More on February 10, 2011, 06:20:00 PM
Congrats Nick, you'll be owning Sandbanks at this rate

Fixed! happy088
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2011, 06:39:47 PM: lol:
Title: Re: Whoop de doo!!
Post by: barmisspah? on February 11, 2011, 03:00:22 PM: Congrats Nick, nice to hear things are on the up.