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Title: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 02:34:30 PM
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Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Misunderstood on July 22, 2007, 02:47:21 PM
History could have been sooooo different.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 02:56:27 PM
History could have been sooooo different.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2007, 03:11:53 PM
No rain here...  whistle:
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Berek on July 22, 2007, 03:28:46 PM
its been sunny all day here, very annoying
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:33:50 PM
its been sunny all day here, very annoying

Very annoying ~ Mrs S had left a line full of washing out. She was taking the nippers to a birthday party. Meanwhile female teenage hormone wreck is out with her BF. Thus who got soaked to rescue the washing???  evil:
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Misunderstood on July 22, 2007, 03:39:43 PM
Personally, I'd rather get the washing in than have to deal with the hormone wreck...
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2007, 11:48:43 AM
Saw 2 peices of news over the weekend that set me off. The first one is about how there is a water shortage in one of the flooded areas, the second was about how the government isnt ruling out building more houses on FLOOD PLAINS  Banghead
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2007, 11:58:27 AM
Saw 2 peices of news over the weekend that set me off. The first one is about how there is a water shortage in one of the flooded areas, the second was about how the government isnt ruling out building more houses on FLOOD PLAINS  Banghead

Incredible isn't it?
You really couldn't make this stuff up ey, eeek: could you? (edit..with regard to the 2nd bit that is)

I've believe their is more creditable and believable stuff in the latest offering from Miss JKR tbh. ::)
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2007, 12:00:14 PM
Saw 2 peices of news over the weekend that set me off. The first one is about how there is a water shortage in one of the flooded areas, the second was about how the government isnt ruling out building more houses on FLOOD PLAINS  Banghead

The first piece of news is understandable given that they are talking drinking water and the pumping station has itself been overwhelmed by the floods and cannot operate. The second piece is unforgivable.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2007, 12:20:26 PM
To extend this subject further ... It is not just about rain. We have had rain before, this is Britain after all. The problems seem to stem from the fact that we are still expecting Victorian drainage, pumping stations and general infrastructure to cope, despite having built tens of thousands of new houses feeding into and from those services.
Year after year Governments, of all persuasions, have always found something else to spend the money on. They will have to bite the bullet and, if necessary cut back elsewhere, to make sure our services can cope with the worst case scenario. Big money will need to be spent now to prevent further expense later.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2007, 12:35:26 PM
Saw 2 peices of news over the weekend that set me off. The first one is about how there is a water shortage in one of the flooded areas, the second was about how the government isnt ruling out building more houses on FLOOD PLAINS  Banghead

The first piece of news is understandable given that they are talking drinking water and the pumping station has itself been overwhelmed by the floods and cannot operate. The second piece is unforgivable.

To a degree the first part is understandable but the water companies could easily set up short term contracts with UK companies that make large scale industrial water purification systems to help sort out this mess.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2007, 12:39:58 PM
Saw 2 peices of news over the weekend that set me off. The first one is about how there is a water shortage in one of the flooded areas, the second was about how the government isnt ruling out building more houses on FLOOD PLAINS  Banghead

The first piece of news is understandable given that they are talking drinking water and the pumping station has itself been overwhelmed by the floods and cannot operate. The second piece is unforgivable.

To a degree the first part is understandable but the water companies could easily set up short term contracts with UK companies that make large scale industrial water purification systems to help sort out this mess.

Or just re-build them on a BIG 'ill? ;)
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: D P Dance on July 23, 2007, 01:55:10 PM
It is raining quite heavily here.  The Thames is about to burst its banks at Pangbourne, three miles away, and the Beeb says that Reading is next.  I own a property on the river in the town centre, it is on the third floor, so the carpets are safe, but I see no way that we can prevent the basement, several feet below the water line from flooding.  I hope that no-one parks their car there tonight.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2007, 02:34:03 PM
It is raining quite heavily here.  The Thames is about to burst its banks at Pangbourne, three miles away, and the Beeb says that Reading is next.  I own a property on the river in the town centre, it is on the third floor, so the carpets are safe, but I see no way that we can prevent the basement, several feet below the water line from flooding.  I hope that no-one parks their car there tonight.
Oh dear oh dear? you simply couldn?t make it up could you?  noooo:

Quote from: D P Dance
...."I simply get my kicks mocking the afflicted"  

Me too, I am just orf to Oxford to have a good gloat at all the poor smelly people whose houses have been flooded.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 23, 2007, 02:35:17 PM
It's like raaaaaaiiiiiiinnnn on your wedding day.  point:
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2007, 02:38:09 PM
It's like raaaaaaiiiiiiinnnn on your wedding day.  point:


 ::)

BARMAN... she's been at the sherberts again
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2007, 02:46:45 PM
It's like raaaaaaiiiiiiinnnn on your wedding day.  point:


 ::)

BARMAN... she's been at the sherberts again
Yes I know?

I believe she is referring to a gramophone record called ?Ironic? by the delightful Ms. Morisette?  noooo:
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 23, 2007, 02:55:53 PM
It's like raaaaaaiiiiiiinnnn on your wedding day.  point:


 ::)

BARMAN... she's been at the sherberts again
Yes I know?

I believe she is referring to a gramophone record called ?Ironic? by the delightful Ms. Morisette?  noooo:

It's the good advice that you just didn't take.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2007, 03:08:58 PM
"Ironic"

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

Alanis...  cloud9:
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 23, 2007, 03:10:01 PM
As Mr Wench would say, it isn't sodding ironic it's bad bloody luck!
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2007, 03:12:48 PM
As Mr Wench would say, it isn't sodding ironic it's bad bloody luck!
Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: D P Dance on July 23, 2007, 04:52:49 PM
I have just returned from Pangbourne where things are looking pretty grim.  At Purley all the houses by the river have been sand-bagged, and, although they are a good three feet above the water level the river is expected to rise by that amount by 3 a.m.  I spoke to a house-holder who was very stoical and said that the insurance would take care of it.  She had moved all the good stuff upstairs and was off to her holiday home in Cornwall.

My own place is about 15 inches above the water level, so I expect I shall have to offer my tenant a bedroom tomorrow.

Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2007, 05:06:49 PM
I have just returned from Pangbourne where things are looking pretty grim.  At Purley all the houses by the river have been sand-bagged, and, although they are a good three feet above the water level the river is expected to rise by that amount by 3 a.m.  I spoke to a house-holder who was very stoical and said that the insurance would take care of it.  She had moved all the good stuff upstairs and was off to her holiday home in Cornwall.

My own place is about 15 inches above the water level, so I expect I shall have to offer my tenant a bedroom tomorrow.

But you said:
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It is raining quite heavily here.  The Thames is about to burst its banks at Pangbourne, three miles away, and the Beeb says that Reading is next.  I own a property on the river in the town centre, it is on the third floor, so the carpets are safe, but I see no way that we can prevent the basement, several feet below the water line from flooding.  I hope that no-one parks their car there tonight.

So your place in Pangbourne, which is let out, is on the 3rd floor but only 15 inches above the water levels so you expect to have to offer your tenant a bedroom. Does this mean that the flood waters in Pangbourne are now covering the ground, first and second floors ie 3 storeys deep?

I'm sorry ~ perhaps it's me but those two posts, taken together, do not make sense.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Misunderstood on July 23, 2007, 05:16:19 PM
Could we possibly organise a coach and hamper to go and watch Reading slide below the waves...   point:

... And commiserate with all the OTHER residents, of course.

... in between stifled giggles and hiccups.   
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2007, 05:22:03 PM
I have a mental image of DP going down with his flat ~ as in:

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Even better that the only image I could find is from a giveaway DVD from the Daily Mail.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: D P Dance on July 23, 2007, 05:36:37 PM
I am sorry Snoopy, I was unaware of your reading disability.  On other boards I usually encounter a more erudite readership.

Let me explain in simple terms.

My apartment is on the third floor, so the carpets are safe.  However, the ground floor is, as you would expect, at ground floor level, some 15 inches above The Kennet.  Normally it is 4-5 feet, nand the basement is underneath it.  Should the river come over, as is expected, the basement will flood, and possibly the ground floor foyer, the lift will also be put out of service. 

In accordance with the Assured Shorthold Tenancy, I am required in these circumstances to rehouse the tenant.  He is a merchant banker and a very decent chap.  The Memsahib and I would be happy for him to stay with us.

Claro?
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2007, 05:42:29 PM
Ahhhh!
The mists are clearing now.
Thank you.

You do seem to have some strange clauses in your shorthold tenancies but that's your business.
Title: Re: It's Bloody Raining AGAIN!
Post by: Berek on July 23, 2007, 05:55:46 PM
I am sorry Snoopy, I was unaware of your reading disability.  On other boards I usually encounter a more erudite readership.

Let me explain in simple terms.

My apartment is on the third floor, so the carpets are safe.  However, the ground floor is, as you would expect, at ground floor level, some 15 inches above The Kennet.  Normally it is 4-5 feet, nand the basement is underneath it.  Should the river come over, as is expected, the basement will flood, and possibly the ground floor foyer, the lift will also be put out of service. 

In accordance with the Assured Shorthold Tenancy, I am required in these circumstances to rehouse the tenant.  He is a merchant banker and a very decent chap.  The Memsahib and I would be happy for him to stay with us.

Claro?

 ::) ::)

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