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Title: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2011, 10:23:10 PM

All nice and ready, like

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 27, 2011, 11:11:51 PM

So it is just a little more chocolate cake sprinkled in the corner over there and I think we might be in business.

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2011, 11:15:11 PM

Fruit cake and marzipan, I think  whistle:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 27, 2011, 11:29:07 PM

I bow to your superior knowledge.

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2011, 11:30:13 PM

He goes mad for marzipan  noooo:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2011, 09:15:28 AM

What am I missing here?

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2011, 09:40:40 AM

Don't look to me for an answer ...... I have been lost since it started.  tunble:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 09:54:07 AM

Miss C and I were conversing with him last night  whistle:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 28, 2011, 10:22:36 AM

It seems that a hunter from a different place has managed to sedate and tag him and is now following the signals to each of his lairs. Distressing him but not managing to hold him at bay. 8)


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We all know how sad this is for a free roaming bear such as Growler and so I have decided to take action.  He needs to be saved.  With this in mind please have a heart you too can help save Growler just £3.00 a month can save this majestic creature from persecution and degradation. £5.00 a month will not only save him but also keep him in fruit cake and comfort for the rest of my his life.

Please help save this bear now and send your donations to.

Miss Creant
The PG store
S Yorkshire
S24 5MC

And remember your money will make a difference.

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2011, 11:35:29 AM

Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2011, 09:54:07 AM

Miss C and I were conversing with him last night  whistle:

And has he forgiven you for leaving him?

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2011, 11:53:48 AM

Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2011, 09:54:07 AM

Miss C and I were conversing with him last night  whistle:

Séance?  eeek:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 28, 2011, 05:06:59 PM

Oi pay attention to the huge pleading eyes thecondescendingserious but persuasive voice and the grave situation put your hands in your pockets and send me some dosh otherwise I will have to set the big boys on you.

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2011, 05:20:09 PM

Quote from: Miss Creant on January 28, 2011, 05:06:59 PM

Oi pay attention to the huge pleading eyes thecondescendingserious but persuasive voice and the grave situation put your hands in your pockets and send me some dosh otherwise I will have to set the big boys on you.

Quite so... you can send dosh by simply pressing the donate button at the bottom of every page....  whistle:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2011, 05:43:35 PM

Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2011, 09:54:07 AM

Miss C and I were conversing with him last night  whistle:

Pass on my best wishes.

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 06:11:52 PM

You can check out the whole exchange on Faceache, like

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Pastis on January 28, 2011, 06:47:48 PM

Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2011, 06:11:52 PM

You can check out the whole exchange on Faceache, like

Really?  Nowt on mine  cry:   But then there rarely is  rubschin:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 06:55:50 PM

Pastis No Mates  point:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Pastis on January 28, 2011, 07:06:08 PM

Very true  sad32:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2011, 07:11:04 PM

Quote from: Pastis on January 28, 2011, 07:06:08 PM

Very true  sad32:

And me...  sad32:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 07:12:42 PM

Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2011, 07:11:04 PM

Quote from: Pastis on January 28, 2011, 07:06:08 PM

Very true  sad32:

And me...  sad32:

point:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Pastis on January 28, 2011, 07:13:43 PM

Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2011, 07:11:04 PM

Quote from: Pastis on January 28, 2011, 07:06:08 PM

Very true  sad32:

And me...  sad32:

The upside BM, is that the Papp.s take no notice  razz:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2011, 07:13:58 PM

Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2011, 07:12:42 PM

Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2011, 07:11:04 PM

Quote from: Pastis on January 28, 2011, 07:06:08 PM

Very true  sad32:

And me...  sad32:

point:

 sad24:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 07:33:22 PM

I could fly over and give you a man hug, like  angel1

For a week or so.

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2011, 07:36:07 PM

Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2011, 07:33:22 PM

I could fly over and give you a man hug, like  angel1

For a week or so.

 eeek:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 07:43:31 PM

I can see he is tempted  angel1

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2011, 07:44:13 PM

Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2011, 07:43:31 PM

I can see he is tempted  angel1

Oh go on then... Ideally Pafos...  whistle:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 07:45:31 PM

Is Pafos a nice boy then?

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2011, 07:46:14 PM

Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2011, 07:45:31 PM

Is Pafos a nice boy then?

doh:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 08:34:35 PM

Sorry, I didn't mean to get between you  angel1

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 28, 2011, 08:35:43 PM

I could fly over too and give you the low down on Growler, Miss D could accompany me just to keep me in check like.  Mr P could accompany Miss D just to keep her in check like. whistle:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2011, 08:37:30 PM

Ooh, a big party. Tipsy could bring her bike, like

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 28, 2011, 08:49:20 PM

That's no way to talk about  Tipsys neighbour. noooo:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 07:14:46 AM

I'll change the beds like...

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 29, 2011, 08:09:14 AM

May need to hire skis as well.  cloud9:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 29, 2011, 08:10:00 AM

Oh, everyone check your passports and health insurance are current ....like.  cloud9:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 08:10:18 AM

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 29, 2011, 08:09:14 AM

May need to hire skis as well.  cloud9:

We may!  cloud9:


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Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 29, 2011, 08:11:23 AM

 cloud9:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 08:15:33 AM

Ski in the morning and swim in the sea in the arvo....  cloud9:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 08:23:55 AM

 rubschin: How long will it take me to get there on me 'lectric scooter?

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 08:45:44 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 08:23:55 AM

rubschin: How long will it take me to get there on me 'lectric scooter?

Does it float...?

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 09:20:20 AM

Never tried it TBH.  shrugs:


But as an idea it is no more stoopid than making the journey on a moped.

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2011, 09:46:58 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 07:14:46 AM

I'll change the beds like...

For what?

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:02:53 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 09:46:58 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 07:14:46 AM

I'll change the beds like...

For what?

Hammocks if you are all coming...  lol:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:13:27 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:02:53 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 09:46:58 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 07:14:46 AM

I'll change the beds like...

For what?

Hammocks if you are all coming...  lol:

 rubschin: Ever tried it in a hammock?

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:42:52 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:13:27 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:02:53 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 09:46:58 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 07:14:46 AM

I'll change the beds like...

For what?

Hammocks if you are all coming...  lol:

 rubschin: Ever tried it in a hammock?

 noooo:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2011, 10:44:35 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:13:27 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:02:53 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 09:46:58 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 07:14:46 AM

I'll change the beds like...

For what?

Hammocks if you are all coming...  lol:

 rubschin: Ever tried it in a hammock?

Taking dramamine beforehand is a good precaution if either of you tend to suffer from sea/motion sickness...

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:45:49 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:42:52 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:13:27 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:02:53 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 09:46:58 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 07:14:46 AM

I'll change the beds like...

For what?

Hammocks if you are all coming...  lol:

 rubschin: Ever tried it in a hammock?

 noooo:

Hmmm..... Me neither ~ must add it to the list of "Things to do before I die".

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2011, 07:58:53 PM

Once and never again, I fell out and hurt myself.  redface:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2011, 08:00:01 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on February 04, 2011, 07:58:53 PM

Once and never again, I fell out and hurt myself.  redface:

 point:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 04, 2011, 08:02:50 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:13:27 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:02:53 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 09:46:58 AM

Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2011, 07:14:46 AM

I'll change the beds like...

For what?

Hammocks if you are all coming...  lol:

 rubschin: Ever tried it in a hammock?

Hammock humping the new VP Olympic game?

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 08:04:52 PM

I once had a shag in an Hillman Imp. My back has never recovered  Snoopysick:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 04, 2011, 08:32:12 PM

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Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 11:08:34 AM

Miss C and I spent more time trying to coax Growler back last night.

His verdict on this thread?

Quote

AND it went off topic within about half a dozen posts of its nonsensical wittering 4 pages, so you can stick it up yer arse, thank you!

sad32:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2011, 11:13:41 AM

Quote from: Nick on February 13, 2011, 11:08:34 AM

Miss C and I spent more time trying to coax Growler back last night.

His verdict on this thread?

Quote

AND it went off topic within about half a dozen posts of its nonsensical wittering 4 pages, so you can stick it up yer arse, thank you!

sad32:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 11:16:00 AM

He seems to be functioning normally  noooo:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 11:21:10 AM

Quote from: Nick on February 13, 2011, 11:08:34 AM

Miss C and I spent more time trying to coax Growler back last night.

His verdict on this thread?

Quote

AND it went off topic within about half a dozen posts of its nonsensical wittering 4 pages, so you can stick it up yer arse, thank you!

sad32:

Which is why it is called the "Off Topic" .... Life is too short to be serious and pedantic about content all the time. Still, if that's how he feels, then I hope he can find a board that suits him.
 rubschin: Funny it took him several years to work it out tho'.

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 11:22:13 AM

Can we talk about manhole covers now, or would that be on topic?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 11:27:21 AM

How do we tie manhole covers into a sexuality rights rant thread?

Oh ........  redface:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 11:28:17 AM

 doh:

Title: Re: Growler's all new sexuality rights rant thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 11:29:20 AM

 ;)