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Title: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 05:12:35 PM: Many many years ago (1982?) I found myself teaching an adult ed evening class. One of my students was a young weakling called Donald. Nice guy, but not too bright.

About week 3 he started to turn up at class sweating like a pig. It seems he had enrolled primarily to get access to the college gym where he spent 2 hours a day pumping iron.

Still he was willing noooo: but dim noooo:

During the 9 months of the course he swelled from being a six stone weakling to some kind of Goliath eeek:

Next I heard he was Christopher Reeves' stand in on Superman eeek:

I now see him on telly all the time in ads for Sky and now for Churchill Insurance. Must be coining it. evil:

Just for the laydees, here he is:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1mt4xh7es%2Fm_55bb2cd8bec142848f9ae727f647eac7.jpg&hash=3d2bfa4ae59c82cd39b9b83142be49d58dfd489f) (http://postimage.org/image/1mt4xh7es/)

I have his phone number whistle:
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2011, 05:28:14 PM: You know too many lifters of shirts. noooo:
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: beerhead on January 21, 2011, 05:49:48 PM: What were you teaching at Adult Ed? Uphill gardening for beginners ?
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 06:00:59 PM: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 07:32:46 PM: Quote from: beerhead on January 21, 2011, 05:49:48 PM
What were you teaching at Adult Ed? Uphill gardening for beginners ?
evil:
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2011, 07:50:19 PM: Extreme ~~Destroy~~ Do It Yourself? whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2011, 08:33:43 AM: You think we are that superficial Nick angel1
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2011, 08:35:43 AM: Nick, like many of us, is an disillusioned man.

But we keep coming back for more ::)

It's what I refer to as the triumph of hope over experience.
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 02, 2011, 05:22:18 PM: One for Miss D and the laydees

Ommm I'm telling on you Nick. Miss D is having a bad day and you are implying that she is not a laydee
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2011, 05:24:09 PM: whacky115
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2011, 05:28:05 PM: Yep ...can only get better sad24:
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Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2011, 08:09:52 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 22, 2011, 08:33:43 AM
You think we are that superficial Nick angel1

I could be. redface:
Title: Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 08:12:00 PM: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2011, 08:13:24 PM: I'm still waiting for you to PM me David Tennant's contact details! cussing:
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Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 08:15:18 PM: whistle:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 04, 2011, 08:25:23 PM: Did you meet a Doctor today then?