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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on January 18, 2011, 08:54:41 PM

Title: The all new "And that is when the fight started" thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 18, 2011, 08:54:41 PM

All ready and waiting like  Popcorn:

Title: Re: The all new "And that is when the fight started" thread
Post by: Pirate on January 18, 2011, 09:22:07 PM

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."


And that's when the fight started....