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Title: How to raise a smile
Post by: Just One More on January 09, 2011, 06:13:06 PM

Never fails for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRDTh9t51KA&feature=related

Title: Re: How to raise a smile
Post by: Pastis on January 09, 2011, 06:21:32 PM

Apparently Aggers did the Sprinkler dance on Friday after the win  eeek:    ;D

I have yet to see it.

Title: Re: How to raise a smile
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2011, 10:12:38 PM

Stolen from The Telegraph:

1) What do you call an Australian with 100 by his name? A bowler.


2) Why can't Aussies open bottles? Because they don't have any openers.


3) What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne in his hand? A waiter.


4) What do you call a world class Australian? Retired.


5) What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an Oxo cube? Laughing stock.

Title: Re: How to raise a smile
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 05:22:54 AM

Quote from: Baldy on January 09, 2011, 10:12:38 PM

Stolen from The Telegraph:

1) What do you call an Australian with 100 by his name? A bowler.


2) Why can't Aussies open bottles? Because they don't have any openers.


3) What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne in his hand? A waiter.


4) What do you call a world class Australian? Retired.


5) What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an Oxo cube? Laughing stock.

 lol: