The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 06:19:19 AM
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03:30 and very darkio... Barman is sound asleep...
Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman: eeek:
Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman: eeek: [gets out of bed]
Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman: Hello?
Telephone: Pizza Hut?
Barman: No. ::)
Telephone: Pizza Hut?
Barman: No, sorry redface:
Telephone: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Why the fuck did I apologise? cussing:
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Why the fuck did I apologise? cussing:
Because you have better manners than the idiot who dialled the wrong number. I do the same and take some small satisfaction in being more polite than the callers ... but it is still bloody annoying!
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You should have taken their order eveilgrin:
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You should have taken their order eveilgrin:
happy001
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Like this I suppose:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81249844/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81249844/)
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You should have taken their order eveilgrin:
As TMR will no doubt point out he has the right sort of motorbike to deliver Pizzas ~ Not that I would dream of saying such a thing angel1
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You should have taken their order eveilgrin:
As TMR will no doubt point out he has the right sort of motorbike to deliver Pizzas ~ Not that I would dream of saying such a thing angel1
evil:
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Just checked - they all close at 10:30 anyway - who on earth orders a pizza at 03:30? Shrugs:
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Drunks!
Or desperate husbands who have a pregnant wife with a "craving".
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Drunks!
rubschin:
Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details... eveilgrin:
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Drunks!
rubschin:
Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details... eveilgrin:
Unfortunately, when one is woken like that, one's brain doesn't work fast enough.
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Drunks!
rubschin:
Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details... eveilgrin:
Unfortunately, when one is woken like that, one's brain doesn't work fast enough.
I'll have a pad and pen ready tonight... evil:
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Did LL have the midnight munchies whistle:
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Did LL have the midnight munchies whistle:
No! evil:
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Just checked - they all close at 10:30 anyway - who on earth orders a pizza at 03:30? Shrugs:
Many, many moons ago Pastis (The Younger) worked his way across the States. Had a job delivering pizzas for Frankie's Pizza Parlour in Chicago; we worked through the night and 2 of us were on delivery. Bloody scary at times eeek: That's why Frankie insisted 2 of us did the run, just in case, like.
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So if one of you is shot the other can bring the money back? whistle:
Anyway, at the risk of giving Miss D an earworm as she is likely to know that godawful fast food song
Wrong number, wrong number
This is BM's gaff not a pizza hut
whistle:
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noooo:
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I know all the moves too lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOr5wd219Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOr5wd219Q)
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Not clicking... noooo:
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Not clicking... noooo:
5.....
4......
3......
2.....
1.....
BM's been earwormed lol:
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Nope. cloud9:
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ok ....
Can I take your order please?
Let's eat to the beat
(Chorus)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around
I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)
Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home
Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Would you like that to go?
Any sauces?
You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)
Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(Repeat Chorus)x 2
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:lalalala
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I suppose you could always ask LL to set up BM's computer to play it on startup Miss D.... eveilgrin:
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I suppose you could always ask LL to set up BM's computer to play it on startup Miss D.... eveilgrin:
happy001... set up my.. lol: lol: lol: computer... lol: lol: lol: LandLady lol: lol: lol: lol: happy001
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I'm sure Tel can talk her through it, IT guys have that kind of sense of humour whistle:
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I'm sure Tel can talk her through it, IT guys have that kind of sense of humour whistle:
he could try... happy001
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Are you saying that Yoda Tel couldnt manage it? noooo:
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Are you saying that Yoda Tel couldnt manage it? noooo:
he could try... ;D