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Title: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 06:19:19 AM
03:30 and very darkio... Barman is sound asleep...

Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman:  eeek:
Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman:  eeek: [gets out of bed]
Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman: Hello?
Telephone: Pizza Hut?
Barman: No.  ::)
Telephone: Pizza Hut?
Barman: No, sorry  redface:
Telephone: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....


Why the fuck did I apologise?  cussing:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 08:04:42 AM
Why the fuck did I apologise?  cussing:

Because you have better manners than the idiot who dialled the wrong number. I do the same and take some small satisfaction in being more polite than the callers ... but it is still bloody annoying!
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Pastis on January 05, 2011, 09:38:33 AM
You should have taken their order  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:40:09 AM
You should have taken their order  eveilgrin:

happy001
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Baldy on January 05, 2011, 09:42:23 AM
Like this I suppose:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81249844/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81249844/)
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 09:43:19 AM
You should have taken their order  eveilgrin:

As TMR will no doubt point out he has the right sort of motorbike to deliver Pizzas ~ Not that I would dream of saying such a thing  angel1
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:44:03 AM
You should have taken their order  eveilgrin:

As TMR will no doubt point out he has the right sort of motorbike to deliver Pizzas ~ Not that I would dream of saying such a thing  angel1

 evil:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:46:13 AM
Just checked - they all close at 10:30 anyway - who on earth orders a pizza at 03:30? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 09:49:56 AM
Drunks!



Or desperate husbands who have a pregnant wife with a "craving".
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:51:46 AM
Drunks!

 rubschin:

Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 09:52:55 AM
Drunks!

 rubschin:

Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details...  eveilgrin:

Unfortunately, when one is woken like that, one's brain doesn't work fast enough.
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:53:43 AM
Drunks!

 rubschin:

Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details...  eveilgrin:

Unfortunately, when one is woken like that, one's brain doesn't work fast enough.

I'll have a pad and pen ready tonight...  evil:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2011, 09:56:42 AM
Did LL have the midnight munchies  whistle:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:57:07 AM
Did LL have the midnight munchies  whistle:

No!  evil:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Pastis on January 05, 2011, 10:02:46 AM
Just checked - they all close at 10:30 anyway - who on earth orders a pizza at 03:30? Shrugs:

Many, many moons ago Pastis (The Younger) worked his way across the States.  Had a job delivering pizzas for Frankie's Pizza Parlour in Chicago; we worked through the night and 2 of us were on delivery. Bloody scary at times  eeek:  That's why Frankie insisted 2 of us did the run, just in case, like.
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2011, 07:11:32 PM
So if one of you is shot the other can bring the money back?  whistle:

Anyway, at the risk of giving Miss D an earworm as she is likely to know that godawful fast food song

Wrong number, wrong number
This is BM's gaff not a pizza hut

 whistle:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 07:15:59 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2011, 07:31:22 PM
I know all the moves too  lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOr5wd219Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOr5wd219Q)
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 07:32:20 PM
Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2011, 07:35:10 PM
Not clicking...  noooo:

5.....





4......






3......






2.....






1.....






BM's been earwormed  lol:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 07:38:15 PM
Nope.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2011, 07:42:43 PM
ok ....

Can I take your order please?

Let's eat to the beat

(Chorus)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)x 2
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 07:43:13 PM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2011, 07:47:14 PM
I suppose you could always ask LL to set up BM's computer to play it on startup Miss D....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 07:48:49 PM
I suppose you could always ask LL to set up BM's computer to play it on startup Miss D....  eveilgrin:

happy001... set up my..  lol: lol: lol: computer...  lol: lol: lol: LandLady  lol: lol: lol: lol: happy001
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2011, 07:49:50 PM
I'm sure Tel can talk her through it, IT guys have that kind of sense of humour  whistle:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 07:52:31 PM
I'm sure Tel can talk her through it, IT guys have that kind of sense of humour  whistle:

he could try... happy001
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2011, 07:58:31 PM
Are you saying that Yoda Tel couldnt manage it?  noooo:
Title: Re: Wrong Number...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2011, 07:59:00 PM
Are you saying that Yoda Tel couldnt manage it?  noooo:

he could try...  ;D