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Title: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 04:20:09 PM: I am sitting at my puter desk and have just looked up ....there in all it's pride and glory was a large cobbywebby.

I'm sure it wasn't there yesterday rubschin:

Don't these things take some time to build - can this be in place in a day ?

It was at least the size of my palm lol:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 04:20:50 PM: Filthy... noooo:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
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Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 04:24:11 PM: I do clean the floor ......I haven't paid attention to ceilings in some time ;)
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Snoopy on January 02, 2011, 04:25:07 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2011, 04:24:11 PM
I do clean the floor ......I haven't paid attention to ceilings in some time ;)

Should have got a man in whistle:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2011, 04:40:57 PM: Must be a mahoosive spider there, waiting till she goes to bed so it can run across her face and stuff
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 05:44:58 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 02, 2011, 04:40:57 PM
Must be a mahoosive spider there, waiting till she goes to bed so it can run across her face and stuff

Make a web across her face like... sick2:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 05:51:56 PM: So how long does it take to make a web ???
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 05:52:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2011, 05:51:56 PM
So how long does it take to make a web ???

Half an hour...
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 05:54:13 PM: Not one of your websites you spongehead ....a proper web like !!!!
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 05:54:31 PM: Quote from: The Intermong
How long does it take the average spider to weave a complete web?

It takes about one hour for a spider to construct an elaborate web of silk thread, called an orb web. An orb web consists of a series of roughly circular, concentric outlines, with spokes extending from a hub. Orb webs, which are most noticeable in the morning dew, are constructed by many species of spiders.

Orb webs, like all spider webs, are used by spiders to capture insects for food. The orb web is the most efficient type of spider web, since it covers the greatest area with the least amount of silk. A spider usually spins a new orb web every day to maintain the stickiness (and insect-trapping capability) of the threads. Throughout the day, the spider makes frequent repairs to damaged threads. often spiders will spin webs across the faces of people while they sleep.

eeek:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 05:55:54 PM: So I am not filthy then cloud9:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Snoopy on January 02, 2011, 05:57:01 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2011, 05:55:54 PM
So I am not filthy then cloud9:

That was never in question whistle:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 05:58:28 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2011, 05:55:54 PM
So I am not filthy then cloud9:

Sadly not... noooo:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 06:00:54 PM: Excellent news...I am a cleansing port of sanitisation cloud9:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 06:01:57 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2011, 06:00:54 PM
Excellent news...I am a cleansing port of sanitisation cloud9:

it will still build a web over yer face tonight like.... whistle:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 06:03:18 PM: I so want to say rude things to that comment along the lines of stickiness over the face......but I won't angel1
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 06:03:56 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2011, 06:03:18 PM
I so want to say rude things to that comment along the lines of stickiness over the face......but I won't angel1

Oh well done! worthy:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: tel on January 02, 2011, 06:21:06 PM: If you'd spotted the cobweb before Xmas, you could have sprayed it with glitter paint and saved on decorations. razz:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Pirate on January 02, 2011, 07:04:20 PM: Leave it for Halloween... spider:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 07:05:41 PM: Quote from: Pirate on January 02, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
Leave it for Halloween... spider:

It will be mahoosive by then! char062

scared2:
Title: Re: Where do cobwebs suddenly come from ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 02, 2011, 09:56:40 PM: eeek: Good grief Miss D that just sounds bad and wrong.