The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 01, 2011, 07:00:39 PM
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He was due back from Islamic climes the other day and there have been no sightings. scared2:
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rubschin:
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Maybe he's met someone worth staying for Popcorn:
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rubschin:
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Still no news scared2: scared2: scared2:
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he has the trots for sure... noooo:
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I'd phone him but I'd get Growler and pleasant though that might be it won't answer the question.
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I'd phone him but I'd get Growler and pleasant though that might be it won't answer the question.
lol: lol: lol:
How we larfed when we called growler asking for Pasty! happy001
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lol: lol: lol:
Very sensible though scared2:
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Surely Miss D has his LATEST mobile number. rubschin:
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I have just sent him a text scared2:
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Now we wait tunble:
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He is under a patio for sure. sad24:
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Cludeopoly lives eeek:
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Double Six eeek:
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Double Six eeek:
cussing:
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Pastis is alive and well ( well not well !!!)
He is under a duvet with man flu or another tropical disease of some sort rubschin: -
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Pastis is alive and well ( well not well !!!)
He is under a duvet with man flu or another tropical disease of some sort rubschin: -
I win! cloud9:
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Well you need to win something don't you whistle:
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Well you need to win something don't you whistle:
Ouch lol:
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Well you need to win something don't you whistle:
evil:
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Pastis is alive and well ( well not well !!!)
He is under a duvet with man flu or another tropical disease of some sort rubschin: -
I win! cloud9:
Hang on, I didn't see you throw a double six
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Pastis is alive and well ( well not well !!!)
He is under a duvet with man flu or another tropical disease of some sort rubschin: -
I win! cloud9:
Hang on, I didn't see you throw a double six
Don't you have pot holes to fill...? evil:
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You feeling beleaguered BM ? lol:
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No silly... that's Snoopy... Beagleeared
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Bugger, Pirate beat me to it
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evil:
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Still no word ....must be poorly happy100
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You had better go and check under his duvet Miss D just to make sure he is still with us. scared2:
Take chicken soup and a body bag just to cover all eventualities like... whistle:
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He moves amongst us.
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Aha ... a thread celebrating my untimely demise! lol: eveilgrin:
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So ...how was the holiday then ???
A girl could die waiting for info round here noooo:
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Fab cloud9: Not that warm but the pool was happy088
Waking to the call of the muezzin and clear blue skies, did some extreme haggling in the Medina razz: and some wet wrestling in the hammam eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Scroll past the first minute, it's just scene setting whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij8YuHIpOjw&feature=related
What he shows is only the first 15 minutes worth; there then followed the exfoliating friction rub, the stretch and wrestle, the sluice down with the bucket of hot water, the marine mud mask, more sluicing down, the 'special' crystal soak for the feet, more wrestling to work the joints, another sluice down, dry off and then an hour of massage with 'secret' oils eeek:
After two hours it was time for the wimmin. No, I mean it was time for the wimmin to have their turn - Mine had over run by half an hour and they were waiting in the reception room. Strictly no gender mixing.
I left on cloud9: and went for a beer ;D
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Scroll past the first minute, it's just scene setting whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij8YuHIpOjw&feature=related
What he shows is only the first 15 minutes worth; there then followed the exfoliating friction rub, the stretch and wrestle, the sluice down with the bucket of hot water, the marine mud mask, more sluicing down, the 'special' crystal soak for the feet, more wrestling to work the joints, another sluice down, dry off and then an hour of massage with 'secret' oils eeek:
After two hours it was time for the wimmin. No, I mean it was time for the wimmin to have their turn - Mine had over run by half an hour and they were waiting in the reception room. Strictly no gender mixing.
I left on cloud9: and went for a beer ;D
Do the wimmin have to wear a burka throughout...? rubschin: