Post by: barmisspah? on December 31, 2010, 02:06:12 PM
Wishing every one of you all you hope for in the New Year xxxxxx
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2010, 02:07:30 PM
Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2010, 02:17:32 PM
Post by: Pirate on December 31, 2010, 02:18:02 PM
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2010, 02:30:27 PM
Eat, Drink and be Merry for tomorrow is another year. Have a good one folks.
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2010, 02:33:51 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 31, 2010, 03:25:01 PM
To another year of survival in the face of adversity
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2010, 03:26:49 PM
On the lash ...I love you all cloud9:
To another year of survival in the face of adversity
I'll drink to that! [hic]
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2010, 04:14:05 PM
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2010, 04:16:18 PM
Mind you, I have to go to the horse pickle on Monday and the dentist on Wednesday... rubschin:
Post by: Pirate on December 31, 2010, 10:09:13 PM
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Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2010, 11:29:44 PM
You are my beshtest mates.
eastdrink048
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2011, 05:46:38 AM
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 07:33:16 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 01, 2011, 08:06:27 AM
I have a slight hangover this morning. noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 08:25:31 AM
Everything is fuzzy round the edges. surrender:
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2011, 08:39:26 AM
Happy New Year everyone.
I have a slight hangover this morning. noooo:
oh well done Uncle!
HNY to you too!
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 09:38:42 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 01, 2011, 09:39:29 AM
Miss D is here! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
With hangover?
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2011, 09:39:57 AM
Miss D is here! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
With hangover?
Almost certainly... ::)
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 09:40:21 AM
Miss D is here! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
With hangover?
She hasn't spoken yet but she has had the strength to log on.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2011, 09:42:09 AM
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2011, 10:29:16 AM
Post by: tel on January 01, 2011, 10:52:46 AM
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2011, 10:57:47 AM
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2011, 11:04:08 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2011, 12:16:24 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 01, 2011, 12:28:11 PM
Happy new year to one and all.I of course have been up for hours have no hangover and have started the new year as I mean to go on. That wil be pissed and homeless then!
I started the New Year sober... then I made up for it. Oooooooooooh my 'ed.
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2011, 02:54:58 PM
Happy new year to one and all.I of course have been up for hours have no hangover and have started the new year as I mean to go on. That wil be pissed and homeless then!
And Lurkio...? Popcorn:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2011, 03:18:46 PM
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 03:20:56 PM
I have finally dragged my sorry arse home redface:
I'd have carried it for you if you'd only asked. whistle:
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2011, 03:28:23 PM
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 03:44:35 PM
Nope! ~ Just two dirty old men looking for a grope around your rear end. redface:
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2011, 03:53:40 PM
BUT. She is a lot older them me and so are her friends. They all had hearing aids or walking sticks or both noooo:
I feel old sad24:
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2011, 03:56:47 PM
Well, my sister did a nice spread with smoked salmon and scrambled eggs, or bacon and sausage and stuff. And champagne.
BUT. She is a lot older them me and so are her friends. They all had hearing aids or walking sticks or both noooo:
I feel old sad24:
oh poor you....
I SAID OH POOR YOU!
point:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2011, 04:51:27 PM
You could come here and meet Lurkio he is a spring chicken.
Don't know if I have mentioned this but I have a cold at the moment.
Today's gem from the harridan was don't let Lurkio see your wine he is a bit depressed at the moment.
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 05:21:41 PM
My first FiL's second wife (still with me here?) suffered from what she swore was "Crumbling Bones" ..... No she did not but when she fell on ice and broke her ankle the doctors warned her of the dangers of Osteoporosis in older people, particularly females and advised her on appropriate diet etc .... but she took to her bed claiming that she had "Crumbling Bones" and died several years later without getting up again. She was, of course Sheffield born and bred.
My Mancunian relatives have a cousin who was "born with her foot back to front" ~ no she fecking wasn't ~ the poor child had a club foot! BUT will they accept that? No fecking way. "T'foot were back to front" Banghead
Manchester, I need not point out, is the Sheffield of the West ~ they are only an hour's drive apart at most.
My first wife had more relatives than Rabbit (see 'The Hundred Acre Wood') and not one did not have some, to my Southern family's ears, unheard of illnesses that they carried to their graves. Not one single female in the extended family was "intact" having all followed one another to the hospital to "have it all out" once they had produced what they felt were enough children. All of the males smoked "Park Drive", drank like fish and complained of "Miner's Lungs" .... none had ever been down a mine in their lives. Without exception they all suffered (males and females) from "Depression". More utter bollix, it only showed when they were too broke to go t'pub and then it wasn't depression but sheer bloody misery. When they had the money they drank themselves into yet more maudlin misery. Self pity was their only redeeming feature ~ that, at least, I could recognise
I could go on but I guess you have the picture. If your man is an exception (and I gather he is) you are lucky. Just keep away from his family 'cos you only get one exception per family.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2011, 05:37:11 PM
I feel as though I am leaving reality behind.
Post by: Pirate on January 01, 2011, 05:43:35 PM
eeek: Snoopy you are so spot on it's scary.
I feel as though I am leaving reality behind.
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2011, 06:55:16 PM
Let me give you the benefit of my experience my dear ~ with very few exceptions all people from Sheffield are odd, many are downright barking. Without exception they are prone to mysterious (self-diagnosed) ailments and "conditions" that the rest of the country (ie anyone born South of Watford Gap) has never heard of but their relatives will all support the tales and pander to them.
My first FiL's second wife (still with me here?) suffered from what she swore was "Crumbling Bones" ..... No she did not but when she fell on ice and broke her ankle the doctors warned her of the dangers of Osteoporosis in older people, particularly females and advised her on appropriate diet etc .... but she took to her bed claiming that she had "Crumbling Bones" and died several years later without getting up again. She was, of course Sheffield born and bred.
My Mancunian relatives have a cousin who was "born with her foot back to front" ~ no she fecking wasn't ~ the poor child had a club foot! BUT will they accept that? No fecking way. "T'foot were back to front" Banghead
Manchester, I need not point out, is the Sheffield of the West ~ they are only an hour's drive apart at most.
My first wife had more relatives than Rabbit (see 'The Hundred Acre Wood') and not one did not have some, to my Southern family's ears, unheard of illnesses that they carried to their graves. Not one single female in the extended family was "intact" having all followed one another to the hospital to "have it all out" once they had produced what they felt were enough children. All of the males smoked "Park Drive", drank like fish and complained of "Miner's Lungs" .... none had ever been down a mine in their lives. Without exception they all suffered (males and females) from "Depression". More utter bollix, it only showed when they were too broke to go t'pub and then it wasn't depression but sheer bloody misery. When they had the money they drank themselves into yet more maudlin misery. Self pity was their only redeeming feature ~ that, at least, I could recognise
I could go on but I guess you have the picture. If your man is an exception (and I gather he is) you are lucky. Just keep away from his family 'cos you only get one exception per family.
I recognise every element of that from growing up in Nottingham noooo:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 01, 2011, 06:56:55 PM
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 07:16:07 PM
Let me give you the benefit of my experience my dear ~ with very few exceptions all people from Sheffield are odd, many are downright barking. Without exception they are prone to mysterious (self-diagnosed) ailments and "conditions" that the rest of the country (ie anyone born South of Watford Gap) has never heard of but their relatives will all support the tales and pander to them.
My first FiL's second wife (still with me here?) suffered from what she swore was "Crumbling Bones" ..... No she did not but when she fell on ice and broke her ankle the doctors warned her of the dangers of Osteoporosis in older people, particularly females and advised her on appropriate diet etc .... but she took to her bed claiming that she had "Crumbling Bones" and died several years later without getting up again. She was, of course Sheffield born and bred.
My Mancunian relatives have a cousin who was "born with her foot back to front" ~ no she fecking wasn't ~ the poor child had a club foot! BUT will they accept that? No fecking way. "T'foot were back to front" Banghead
Manchester, I need not point out, is the Sheffield of the West ~ they are only an hour's drive apart at most.
My first wife had more relatives than Rabbit (see 'The Hundred Acre Wood') and not one did not have some, to my Southern family's ears, unheard of illnesses that they carried to their graves. Not one single female in the extended family was "intact" having all followed one another to the hospital to "have it all out" once they had produced what they felt were enough children. All of the males smoked "Park Drive", drank like fish and complained of "Miner's Lungs" .... none had ever been down a mine in their lives. Without exception they all suffered (males and females) from "Depression". More utter bollix, it only showed when they were too broke to go t'pub and then it wasn't depression but sheer bloody misery. When they had the money they drank themselves into yet more maudlin misery. Self pity was their only redeeming feature ~ that, at least, I could recognise
I could go on but I guess you have the picture. If your man is an exception (and I gather he is) you are lucky. Just keep away from his family 'cos you only get one exception per family.
I recognise every element of that from growing up in Nottingham noooo:
And Watford Gap is where? whistle:
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2011, 09:02:36 PM
Let me give you the benefit of my experience my dear ~ with very few exceptions all people from Sheffield are odd, many are downright barking. Without exception they are prone to mysterious (self-diagnosed) ailments and "conditions" that the rest of the country (ie anyone born South of Watford Gap) has never heard of but their relatives will all support the tales and pander to them.
My first FiL's second wife (still with me here?) suffered from what she swore was "Crumbling Bones" ..... No she did not but when she fell on ice and broke her ankle the doctors warned her of the dangers of Osteoporosis in older people, particularly females and advised her on appropriate diet etc .... but she took to her bed claiming that she had "Crumbling Bones" and died several years later without getting up again. She was, of course Sheffield born and bred.
My Mancunian relatives have a cousin who was "born with her foot back to front" ~ no she fecking wasn't ~ the poor child had a club foot! BUT will they accept that? No fecking way. "T'foot were back to front" Banghead
Manchester, I need not point out, is the Sheffield of the West ~ they are only an hour's drive apart at most.
My first wife had more relatives than Rabbit (see 'The Hundred Acre Wood') and not one did not have some, to my Southern family's ears, unheard of illnesses that they carried to their graves. Not one single female in the extended family was "intact" having all followed one another to the hospital to "have it all out" once they had produced what they felt were enough children. All of the males smoked "Park Drive", drank like fish and complained of "Miner's Lungs" .... none had ever been down a mine in their lives. Without exception they all suffered (males and females) from "Depression". More utter bollix, it only showed when they were too broke to go t'pub and then it wasn't depression but sheer bloody misery. When they had the money they drank themselves into yet more maudlin misery. Self pity was their only redeeming feature ~ that, at least, I could recognise
I could go on but I guess you have the picture. If your man is an exception (and I gather he is) you are lucky. Just keep away from his family 'cos you only get one exception per family.
That's one hell of a sweeping generalisation
Post by: Snoopy on January 02, 2011, 07:11:58 AM
Having moved South you are excused ;)
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2015, 01:40:42 PM
Happy New Year to all VP members.......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2015, 01:42:44 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2015, 01:43:33 PM
Happy New year everybody.... I shall be bladderated by the time 2016 gets here! :thumbsup:
Another reason I posted early......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2015, 01:43:48 PM
Happy New year everybody.... I shall be bladderated by the time 2016 gets here! :thumbsup:
Another reason I posted early......... noooo:
evil:
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2015, 01:46:01 PM
Apart from Miss I, of course cloud9:, and The Boy going to university perhaps scared2:
Anyway, let us reserve judgement. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2015, 01:46:36 PM
Happy New year everybody.... I shall be bladderated throughout 2016! :thumbsup:
whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2015, 01:48:03 PM
Happy New year everybody.... I shall be bladderated throughout 2016! :thumbsup:
whistle:
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2015, 01:59:07 PM
Happy New year everybody.... I shall be bladderated throughout 2016! :thumbsup:
whistle:
:thumbsup:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 31, 2015, 03:53:38 PM
1) I am perfect, and
2) I am an unchangeable cunt...
...and that's the way I like it
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2015, 03:55:25 PM
Happy New Year all. I am making no resolutions as :
1) I am perfect, and
2) I am an unchangeable cunt...
...and that's the way I like it
:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2015, 03:55:56 PM
Happy New Year all. I am making no resolutions as :
1) I am perfect, and
2) I am an unchangeable cunt...
...and that's the way I like it
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2015, 04:33:53 PM
Happy New year everybody.... I shall be bladderated by the time 2016 gets here! :thumbsup:
Just a normal night in the Baldymort household then... rubschin:
I'm going to be working as well so Happy new year you daft buggers lol:
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2015, 05:17:01 PM
Happy New year everybody.... I shall be bladderated by the time 2016 gets here! :thumbsup:
Just a normal night in the Baldymort household then... rubschin:
I'm going to be working as well so Happy new year you daft buggers lol:
Yes.... redface:
I was saying today how good Xmas had been... great weather, lots of food, plenty of booze and some good company... :thumbsup:
Just like the rest of the year really.... ;D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 31, 2015, 11:49:47 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 01, 2016, 12:24:33 AM
Happy new year you special people...I may have had a glass or two/three/four by now redface:
Good effort Miss D :thumbsup: And I agree about the odd numbers...
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2016, 12:32:30 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 01, 2016, 12:47:20 AM
I am doing my besht to support Scottish exports. :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2016, 01:59:01 AM
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2016, 02:25:55 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2016, 09:55:18 AM
Happy New Creme Egg Season all
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Post by: Misty on January 01, 2016, 10:07:12 AM
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 11:45:08 AM
I think she is pissed ::) noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2016, 11:52:25 AM
Miss I texts: Happy New Year awesome human being noooo:
I think she is pissed ::) noooo:
It is really easy to send texts like that to the wrong contact.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 11:54:20 AM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 01, 2016, 12:06:09 PM
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 12:07:01 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 01, 2016, 03:38:29 PM
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 03:39:53 PM
Post by: Misty on January 01, 2016, 05:31:51 PM
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Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 05:35:31 PM
Post by: Misty on January 01, 2016, 05:43:48 PM
too easy.
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 05:44:29 PM
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2016, 06:37:21 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fvz2o7smfh%2Fcue.jpg&hash=464d7f67950af95433adf17d41ab041d4195a984) (http://postimg.org/image/vz2o7smfh/)
;D
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 06:38:08 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2016, 07:34:43 PM
Miss I texts: Happy New Year awesome human being noooo:
I think she is pissed ::) noooo:
It is really easy to send texts like that to the wrong contact.... noooo:
Could also have been an autocorrect error and she meant to send 'Happy New Year almost human being...' rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:17:03 PM
Miss I texts: Happy New Year awesome human being noooo:
I think she is pissed ::) noooo:
It is really easy to send texts like that to the wrong contact.... noooo:
Could also have been an autocorrect error and she meant to send 'Happy New Year almost human being...' rubschin:
;D