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Title: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2010, 10:29:31 PM

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.





Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Title: Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2010, 06:31:32 AM

We had the worst cracker jokes ever...  noooo:

Title: Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2010, 07:08:27 PM

Surely they can't be any worse than your usual ones  lol:

Title: Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2010, 07:29:05 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2010, 07:08:27 PM

Surely they can't be any worse than your usual ones  lol:

 cussing:

Title: Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2010, 08:02:09 PM

 whistle:

Title: Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2010, 08:28:02 PM

I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas.
Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...

Title: Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2010, 06:50:15 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on December 26, 2010, 08:28:02 PM

I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas.
Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...

 ;D

See also: Roll on ball type deodorant...  redface: