The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Just One More on December 24, 2010, 04:37:48 PM
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Just in case you're planning to do a little cooking...
Delia says...
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
JOM says...
Buy Smash mashed potato mix. Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year.
Delia says...
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
JOM says...
Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Delia says...
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
JOM says...
Celery? Never heard of it!
Delia says...
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
JOM says...
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, Chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Delia says...
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
JOM says...
Leftover wine??????? HELLO!!!!!!
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I sense JOm's medication has been adjusted of late noooo:
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lol: lol:
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**koff**
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whistle:
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The Affs Lives! worthy:
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worthy: indeed
But a tenner says that on Boxing day he can't remember half of what happened on Christmas day point:
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worthy: indeed
But a tenner says that on Boxing day he can't remember half of what happened on Christmas day point:
That happens with age sad24:
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worthy: indeed
But a tenner says that on Boxing day he can't remember half of what happened on Christmas day point:
I can't remember what happened today... noooo:
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You said drinks are on the house until 02.01.2011
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You said drinks are on the house until 02.01.2011
Yes I heard that too. whistle:
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Did I...? rubschin:
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Oh thanks... I would like a .......hmmmm..........
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shower?
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Yes... I'd suggest a shower too... whistle:
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Yes... I'd suggest a shower too... whistle:
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