The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Baldy on December 22, 2010, 01:54:39 PM
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Do not kiss or go anywhere near your mate's wife when they come over to see you.
Especially when she has a shitty cold and wants to give it to you before her return to freezing blighty as a Christmas pressy. evil:
It could possibly turn into man flu. cry: cry:
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Shouldn't this be in The Medical Centre? rubschin:
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Give her one back, like.
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Not if it doesn't go off of the original thread and I have to go on again about me burning the hole in the downstairs ceiling through the pipework and the acid problem.
Nick could prolly join in. whistle:
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Give her one back, like.
I wouldn't mind eyes: But he is bigger than me and a mate like.
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And if he was smaller than you............?
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And if he was smaller than you............?
whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... whistle:
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angel1
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Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... whistle:
Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.
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Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... whistle:
Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.
After Nick...? rubschin:
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Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... whistle:
Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.
After Nick...? rubschin:
As long as he does not want man flu.
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Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... whistle:
Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.
After Nick...? rubschin:
As long as he does not want man flu.
I'm not sure about sloppy seconds... noooo:
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Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter noooo:
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Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... whistle:
Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.
After Nick...? rubschin:
As long as he does not want man flu.
I'm not sure about sloppy seconds... noooo:
Possibly the next tip could be for Gingers to make sure they wear a condom before the others have a go? whistle:
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Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... whistle:
Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.
After Nick...? rubschin:
As long as he does not want man flu.
I'm not sure about sloppy seconds... noooo:
Possibly the next tip could be for Gingers to make sure they wear a condom before the others have a go? whistle:
happy001
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Naughty step the lot of you. noooo:
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Not me miss, it wuz the big boys angel1
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Naughty step the lot of you. noooo:
redface:
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Naughty step the lot of you. noooo:
I should retire to The Snug MissC; you don't get the smutty talk in there ... much
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Quite so Pastis I will away.
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When the bitch ex wife allows you to see the kids before Christmas and you take them to the playground....
do not muck about pretending that you are going to kick the youngest one up the bum, if you miss and kick the slide instead you brake your big toe. noooo:
Believe me it fooking hurts and also takes ages to hobble down to the nearest bar. redface:
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STP Heavy Duty Brake Parts Cleaner
Don't spray it on yer fridge... noooo:
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STP Heavy Duty Brake Parts Cleaner
Don't spray it on yer fridge... noooo:
Did it clean the fridge proper like?
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STP Heavy Duty Brake Parts Cleaner
Don't spray it on yer fridge... noooo:
Did it clean the fridge proper like?
Oh yes... good 'n proper like.... redface:
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Has it got that stainless steel look?
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Has it got that stainless steel look?
Yes... redface:
I've stuck a calendar over it... whistle:
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When the bitch ex wife allows you to see the kids before Christmas and you take them to the playground....
do not muck about pretending that you are going to kick the youngest one up the bum, if you miss and kick the slide instead you brake your big toe. noooo:
Believe me it fooking hurts and also takes ages to hobble down to the nearest bar. redface:
Ooo that hurts broke mine a year or so ago still hurts sometimes.
BM I'm sure LL will never notice but suggest you start formulating an escape plan now just in case like...
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When the bitch ex wife allows you to see the kids before Christmas and you take them to the playground....
do not muck about pretending that you are going to kick the youngest one up the bum, if you miss and kick the slide instead you brake your big toe. noooo:
Believe me it fooking hurts and also takes ages to hobble down to the nearest bar. redface:
Ooo that hurts broke mine a year or so ago still hurts sometimes.
BM I'm sure LL will never notice but suggest you start formulating an escape plan now just in case like...
I have a year... cloud9:
Just have to make sure I buy another calendar in time for next year... whistle:
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Don't help your mates with a flip-flop maid..... whistle:
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Don't help your mates with a flip-flop maid..... whistle:
:thumbsup: lol:
Never rely on your mates to smuggle you an hacksaw blade
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All sorted....after a bit of Baldy heart to heart chat. whistle:
Stavros is now my bestest friend and has offered to 'organise' anything I need for freebies.
I should introduce him to Apey at the current going rate. Thumbs: