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Title: Interview Question
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 14, 2010, 09:57:21 PM
>Subj: Fwd: Interview Question

   

>Now don't

>      cheat answer truthfully, but think before you answer

>           

>You are driving down the

>      road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you

>pass by a bus stop

>      and you see three people waiting for the bus:

>

>1. An old lady who

>      looks as if she is about to die.

>2. An old friend who once saved your

>      life.

>3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

>

>Which

>      one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
could

>only

>      be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue

>      reading.

>

>This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually

>      used a part of a job

>application. You could pick up the old lady,

>      because she is going to die,

>and thus you should save her

>      first.

>

>Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your

>      life, and this

>would be the perfect chance to pay him

>      back.

>

>However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate

>      again.

>

>The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no

>      trouble coming

>up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give

>      the car keys to my

>old friend and let him take the lady to the

>      hospital. I would stay behind

>and wait for the bus with the partner of

>      my dreams."

>

>Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our

>      stubborn thought

>limitations. Never forget to Think Outside of the

>      Box."

>

>HOWEVER....

>

>The

>      correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of
her misery,

>      have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then
drive off

>      with the old friend for a few beers.

>

>     

>God, I just love happy

>      endings!
Title: Re: Interview Question
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2010, 06:06:26 AM
0/10  noooo:

See me after school young lady....
Title: Re: Interview Question
Post by: Just One More on December 15, 2010, 06:18:23 AM
0/10  noooo:

See me after school young lady....

Which one's Tipsy then?

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(I image googled "headteacher cane", that spankingschooldays.co.uk sight site was a surprise)   redface:
Title: Re: Interview Question
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2010, 06:23:16 AM
Of course JOM ..... we believe you  noooo:
Title: Re: Interview Question
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2010, 06:27:18 AM
0/10  noooo:

See me after school young lady....

Which one's Tipsy then?

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(I image googled "headteacher cane", that spankingschooldays.co.uk sight site was a surprise)   redface:

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