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Title: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 06:53:49 AM
LL Returns and as life resumes on the sunlit isle of Cyprus BM discovers he has more faults than he'd ever imagined. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry050.gif&hash=eac4b786b5eddb5e7238c56491b6fb96a0dc4045)
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 06:54:47 AM
It is true...  sad24:
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 06:59:14 AM
You wait til she has done the rounds of her friends and they fill her in on all she has missed
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Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 07:00:45 AM
 angel1
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 07:01:45 AM
I can see it now (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry027.gif&hash=67da101fdebfd2aa291200847d4ccdafcc8229df)
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 07, 2010, 08:14:29 AM
Oh joy!  BM you could always come over here for a visit you know.  Nicks sofa bed is very comfortable.  He makes his own bread, some of which the local birds shun admittedly but it is still bread.  We could have a whip round to buy you a jumper. angel1
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 08:17:21 AM
Oh joy!  BM you could always come over here for a visit you know.  Nicks sofa bed is very comfortable.  He makes his own bread, some of which the local birds shun admittedly but it is still bread.  We could have a whip round to buy you a jumper. angel1

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Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 08:18:19 AM
Before I book my ticket, how is the NickPoonTM design coming on...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 08:19:20 AM
You mean the Dongle she planted in his flat?
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 08:24:31 AM
You mean the Dongle she planted in his flat?

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Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 07, 2010, 09:40:52 AM
BM will be buying a whole new kitchen for LL's Christmas present  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 09:48:22 AM
Oh Noes .... surely not! Household appliances (including a whole new kitchen) don't count as "Proper Pressys" ...not for a wummun

Experience has shown that whilst wimmin may SAY they want a new Food Mixer they don't actually want it as their present noooo: They would rather have some black and red undies ~ although they are also not actually wanted nor will they be well received as such things count as pressys for the male foolish enough to buy them ~ but at least the wummun will be pleased if the mere male actually knows the right size and she can always take them back to Victoria's Secrets for a refund.

I have found that all wimmin like things that sparkle and come in small boxes marked "Aspreys" or slightly larger boxes marked "Chanel". angel1
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 07, 2010, 09:51:22 AM
Mmmm those are not top of my pressy list  rubschin:

I may need to go away and revise it  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 10:00:43 AM
 rubschin: I may just know avaricious wimmin.
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2010, 10:40:31 AM
I bet he is being bossed about appallingly and keeps getting in more trouble as LL "discovers" things  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 10:42:05 AM
Most of the secrets are well hidden... the kitchen sink was a hard one tho...  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 07, 2010, 03:33:54 PM
Umm burying it in the garden was not necessarily the smartest thing to.  You should have consulted Yahoo answers.  Standby and I will go and see what you should have done. whistle:

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Where is the best place to hide a kitchen sink?
A friend of mine wanted to hide their kitchen sink from his wife. He hid it in the garden I don't think that this was a smart move as he just left a gaping hole, a few broken and cracked tiles and did not cap the pipes. His wife of course noticed. Where is the best place to hide a kitchen sink?
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Title: Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
Umm burying it in the garden was not necessarily the smartest thing to.  You should have consulted Yahoo answers.  Standby and I will go and see what you should have done. whistle:

Your Open QuestionShow me another »
Where is the best place to hide a kitchen sink?
A friend of mine wanted to hide their kitchen sink from his wife. He hid it in the garden I don't think that this was a smart move as he just left a gaping hole, a few broken and cracked tiles and did not cap the pipes. His wife of course noticed. Where is the best place to hide a kitchen sink?
1 second ago - 4 days left to answer.

I will copy and past the answers.

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