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Title: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2010, 04:10:49 PM
The whole family have spent the past week (in the case of the THW who started it all much longer) sneezing and sniffing round the house.

In the past three hours I have developed a sore throat, runny nose and temperature.
I shall KEEELL them ...... when I feel better.(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2010, 05:52:13 PM
 Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2010, 05:56:45 PM
Payback time for you Snoops ....expect nothing less than the 5 star standard of care you provided  happy100
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2010, 05:57:48 PM
Hah!  ::)


Blessed be he who expecteth nothing for he shall not be disappointed.
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Pirate on December 04, 2010, 06:13:00 PM
Blessed be he who expecteth nothing for he shall not be disappointed.

Yoda?...
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2010, 06:27:11 PM
The whole family have spent the past week (in the case of the THW who started it all much longer) sneezing and sniffing round the house.

In the past three hours I have developed a sore throat, runny nose and temperature.
I shall KEEELL them ...... when I feel better.(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)

Hot dry nose?

 happy100
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Pirate on December 04, 2010, 06:45:40 PM
The whole family have spent the past week (in the case of the THW who started it all much longer) sneezing and sniffing round the house.

In the past three hours I have developed a sore throat, runny nose and temperature.
I shall KEEELL them ...... when I feel better.(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick013.gif&hash=1c62f25f8bcc8ac2a4f6473a589fdff5660e754f) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2010, 07:14:00 AM
Blessed be he who expecteth nothing for he shall not be disappointed.

Yoda?...

Nope! The distillation of a life time's experience.
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Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 06, 2010, 02:29:36 PM
Oh dear  happy100 would you like some Night Nurse?
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2010, 04:28:34 PM
Very kind of you to offer. A Night Nurse would be luverly .... but if you are talking about that green gunk that is supposed to give me a night's rest free from cold symptoms I'm afraid the answer is "No Thanks" as I'm not allowed to use any form of decongestant ~ 'cos of the heart pills like.
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2010, 04:48:38 PM
Very kind of you to offer. A Night Nurse would be luverly .... but if you are talking about that green gunk that is supposed to give me a night's rest free from cold symptoms I'm afraid the answer is "No Thanks" as I'm not allowed to use any form of decongestant ~ 'cos of the heart pills like.

Tis all arranged Snoops!

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Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2010, 04:52:15 PM
 rubschin: How very thoughtful  evil:

What I had in mind was more sort of ........
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Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2010, 04:54:28 PM
rubschin: How very thoughtful  evil:

What I had in mind was more sort of ........
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffun-shotgun.com%2FPics%2FNurse%2FNurse001.jpg&hash=847197525dc57a728b626ad365a3a0c783d97fda)

 whatimage:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
 eyes:
Look it up for yourself
http://tinyurl.com/27g9jmx
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2010, 05:01:06 PM
I thought you said you had a weak heart  rubschin:

Still, it's one way to go  happy088
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Pastis on December 06, 2010, 05:02:24 PM
eyes:
Look it up for yourself
http://tinyurl.com/27g9jmx

 rubschin:   
Quote
Sexy nurse costumes are an amazing way to bring out the best in any woman.

Are you sure you're up to it?  ;)
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2010, 05:02:49 PM
We have all got to go some time .... and that would be as good a way as any. eyes:
eyes:
Look it up for yourself
http://tinyurl.com/27g9jmx

 rubschin:   
Quote
Sexy nurse costumes are an amazing way to bring out the best in any woman.

Are you sure you're up to it?  ;)


Only a certain type of person would explore the rest of the site on that link  nonono:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Pastis on December 06, 2010, 05:06:00 PM
 eeek:  It was there on the front page, honest!   redface:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2010, 05:06:52 PM
We have all got to go some time .... and that would be as good a way as any. eyes:
eyes:
Look it up for yourself
http://tinyurl.com/27g9jmx

 rubschin:   
Quote
Sexy nurse costumes are an amazing way to bring out the best in any woman.

Are you sure you're up to it?  ;)


Only a certain type of person would explore the rest of the site on that link  nonono:

You?  point:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2010, 05:19:55 PM
 eeek: Moi?






 redface:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2010, 05:50:52 PM
eyes:
Look it up for yourself
http://tinyurl.com/27g9jmx

You'd need a nurse after she'd had her finger up yer bum...  noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2010, 05:52:22 PM
You can be such a spoil-sport!  razz:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2010, 09:56:17 AM
Bloody cold has returned with avengeance. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 11:41:26 AM
**cough**
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2010, 12:11:31 PM
You too?  eeek:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
LL must have brought back baby vomit germs and such  noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 12:58:40 PM
You too?  eeek:

Poor me... **cough**
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 05:29:12 PM
 noooo:  attention seeking cough syndrome alert  whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 06:08:20 PM
I'm ignoring it  cool14:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 06:10:20 PM
**cough**, **cough**
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2010, 11:44:10 PM
noooo:  attention seeking cough syndrome alert  whistle:

BarMan flu  lol:
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 07:03:25 AM
noooo:  attention seeking cough syndrome alert  whistle:

BarMan flu  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0)
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2010, 10:38:05 AM
"Have you not heard of LemSip?"

happy001
Title: Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2010, 10:51:53 AM
Same as they have never heard of Aspirin when they get a "Headache"  whistle: