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Title: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Pirate on November 30, 2010, 10:07:12 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...

http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2010, 06:57:37 AM
At what point will my PC self destruct?  rubschin:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 07:15:15 AM
You have used 7 min 27 seconds of your total 15 minutes.

The number of your correct answers to 18 questions: 16

Great!

Your approximate IQ score (if you are above 16 years):
120 - above average
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2010, 07:20:28 AM
My ego does not need stroking  whistle:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 07:29:34 AM
My ego does not need stroking  whistle:

Get less than ten then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2010, 12:31:18 PM
It seems that I am as thick as a brick shit house. surrender:

My ego could do with a bit of a  stroke BTW. ;)
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2010, 12:32:44 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...

http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)


Why is this in the restaurant?
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 12:33:03 PM
It seems that I am as thick as a brick shit house. surrender:

My ego could do with a bit of a  stroke BTW. ;)

How about a cuddle instead...? happy100
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 12:33:58 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...

http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)


Why is this in the restaurant?

Perhaps that was in fact the intelligence test question and you aren't as thick as a brick shit house after all...  ;)
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2010, 01:53:50 PM
It seems that I am as thick as a brick shit house. surrender:

My ego could do with a bit of a  stroke BTW. ;)

How about a cuddle instead...? happy100

Awww thanks. cloud9:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Pirate on December 01, 2010, 03:40:53 PM
My ego does not need stroking  whistle:

 rubschin: What do you need stroking?

Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Pirate on December 01, 2010, 03:43:40 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...

http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)


Why is this in the restaurant?

It wasn't...I put it in the computer section...didn't I?...mind you, I was pissed...
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Pastis on December 01, 2010, 04:07:37 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...

http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)


Why is this in the restaurant?

It wasn't...I put it in the computer section...didn't I?...mind you, I was pissed...

You are Rowley Birkin QC and I claim my free glass of port!  razz:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 04:16:18 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...

http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)


Why is this in the restaurant?

It wasn't...I put it in the computer section...didn't I?...mind you, I was pissed...

It was!  point:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 05:08:13 PM
My ego does not need stroking  whistle:

 rubschin: What do you need stroking?


nonono:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2010, 05:12:13 PM
My fire ...or is that stoking  rubschin:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 05:16:23 PM
My ego does not need stroking  whistle:

 rubschin: What do you need stroking?


nonono:


He is an smutty Pirate...  noooo:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 05:17:53 PM
I am so glad that I am pure (as the driven snow that Mr and Ms Softee are scared of like)  angel1
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 05:22:44 PM
I am so glad that I am pure (as the driven snow that Mr and Ms Softee are scared of like)  angel1

Like me like.. .  angel1
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 05:26:23 PM
Miss D  noooo:  aka Her Ladyship or Princess Picky  noooo:

I have just opened her choccy biccies  noooo: She wouldn't have liked them anyway, I checked the ingredients. No vodka  noooo:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2010, 05:32:03 PM
I am not Princess Picky  angry041:

I have bought you pressy and everyfink  evil:

It's not my fault you made it snow  evil:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 05:33:49 PM
He is an sulking Nick!  point:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 05:34:08 PM
Pasties is posting my pressy. Unfortunately it's a fish  noooo:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2010, 05:34:20 PM
Nick is an internet bully  sad24:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 05:35:25 PM
Nick is an internet bully  sad24:

A sulking Internet bully!  cussing:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 05:36:33 PM
I had even hoovered my car out, specially like, so she could travel in the back without discomfort (or popcorn)  noooo:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 05:37:31 PM
I had even hoovered my car out, specially like, so she could travel in the back without discomfort (or popcorn)  noooo:

The car wot is snowed in/out...?  ::)
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 05:38:43 PM
Car is abandoned in the road  noooo:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Pastis on December 01, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
Fish!  eveilgrin:  Now there's a thought!  It's not posted yet; I could add some ...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 05:58:41 PM
And I have a "Return to Sender" stamp  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Pastis on December 01, 2010, 06:07:44 PM
Bit of a gamble then, eh?  spider:

Does it contain fish? ... Or not?  All sealed up nicely you won't be able to tell until you open it ...  eveilgrin:  Then it'll be too late to return, like ...  whistle:

Or , of course you could send it back without enjoying the luvverly pressy  eveilgrin:

Throw a double six ... do ya feel lucky?
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 06:10:26 PM
You could send the same pressy back and fourth each year like... um those other blokes did like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Pastis on December 01, 2010, 06:13:13 PM
Good point!  Just an empty box travelling North and South for eternity ...   rubschin:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 06:15:55 PM
Good point!  Just an empty box travelling North and South for eternity ...   rubschin:

No, you need something in the box...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 06:50:43 PM
These choccy bics are quite nice  angel1
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Pirate on December 01, 2010, 07:30:14 PM
My fire ...or is that stoking  rubschin:

I could light your fire...

Oh Pirate... Xmas1:    noooo:    nonono:    Spank2:    whip:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2010, 07:34:07 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myemoticons.com%2Fimages%2Fpeople%2Fmale%2Fpirate-2.gif&hash=af28f5887cb89f06eb7da65de751b30610113e56)
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 07:44:26 PM
Ooh, he is left handed  cloud9:
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2010, 07:54:38 PM
I had even hoovered my car out, specially like, so she could travel in the back without discomfort (or popcorn)  noooo:

Putting her in the boot of your car was going to put Miss D off just a bit don't you think?
Title: Re: VP Intelligence Test
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2010, 09:30:11 PM
Nice and ready for you though  eveilgrin: