The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Pirate on November 30, 2010, 10:07:12 PM
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...
http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)
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At what point will my PC self destruct? rubschin:
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You have used 7 min 27 seconds of your total 15 minutes.
The number of your correct answers to 18 questions: 16
Great!
Your approximate IQ score (if you are above 16 years):
120 - above average
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My ego does not need stroking whistle:
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My ego does not need stroking whistle:
Get less than ten then...? whistle:
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It seems that I am as thick as a brick shit house. surrender:
My ego could do with a bit of a stroke BTW. ;)
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...
http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)
Why is this in the restaurant?
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It seems that I am as thick as a brick shit house. surrender:
My ego could do with a bit of a stroke BTW. ;)
How about a cuddle instead...? happy100
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...
http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)
Why is this in the restaurant?
Perhaps that was in fact the intelligence test question and you aren't as thick as a brick shit house after all... ;)
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It seems that I am as thick as a brick shit house. surrender:
My ego could do with a bit of a stroke BTW. ;)
How about a cuddle instead...? happy100
Awww thanks. cloud9:
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My ego does not need stroking whistle:
rubschin: What do you need stroking?
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...
http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)
Why is this in the restaurant?
It wasn't...I put it in the computer section...didn't I?...mind you, I was pissed...
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...
http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)
Why is this in the restaurant?
It wasn't...I put it in the computer section...didn't I?...mind you, I was pissed...
You are Rowley Birkin QC and I claim my free glass of port! razz:
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it. Good luck...That is all...
http://www.egopont.com/iqtest (http://www.egopont.com/iqtest)
Why is this in the restaurant?
It wasn't...I put it in the computer section...didn't I?...mind you, I was pissed...
It was! point:
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My ego does not need stroking whistle:
rubschin: What do you need stroking?
nonono:
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My fire ...or is that stoking rubschin:
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My ego does not need stroking whistle:
rubschin: What do you need stroking?
nonono:
He is an smutty Pirate... noooo:
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I am so glad that I am pure (as the driven snow that Mr and Ms Softee are scared of like) angel1
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I am so glad that I am pure (as the driven snow that Mr and Ms Softee are scared of like) angel1
Like me like.. . angel1
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Miss D noooo: aka Her Ladyship or Princess Picky noooo:
I have just opened her choccy biccies noooo: She wouldn't have liked them anyway, I checked the ingredients. No vodka noooo:
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I am not Princess Picky angry041:
I have bought you pressy and everyfink evil:
It's not my fault you made it snow evil:
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He is an sulking Nick! point:
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Pasties is posting my pressy. Unfortunately it's a fish noooo:
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Nick is an internet bully sad24:
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Nick is an internet bully sad24:
A sulking Internet bully! cussing:
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I had even hoovered my car out, specially like, so she could travel in the back without discomfort (or popcorn) noooo:
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I had even hoovered my car out, specially like, so she could travel in the back without discomfort (or popcorn) noooo:
The car wot is snowed in/out...? ::)
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Car is abandoned in the road noooo:
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Fish! eveilgrin: Now there's a thought! It's not posted yet; I could add some ... eveilgrin:
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And I have a "Return to Sender" stamp eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Bit of a gamble then, eh? spider:
Does it contain fish? ... Or not? All sealed up nicely you won't be able to tell until you open it ... eveilgrin: Then it'll be too late to return, like ... whistle:
Or , of course you could send it back without enjoying the luvverly pressy eveilgrin:
Throw a double six ... do ya feel lucky?
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You could send the same pressy back and fourth each year like... um those other blokes did like... rubschin:
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Good point! Just an empty box travelling North and South for eternity ... rubschin:
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Good point! Just an empty box travelling North and South for eternity ... rubschin:
No, you need something in the box... eveilgrin:
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These choccy bics are quite nice angel1
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My fire ...or is that stoking rubschin:
I could light your fire...
Oh Pirate... Xmas1: noooo: nonono: Spank2: whip:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Ooh, he is left handed cloud9:
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I had even hoovered my car out, specially like, so she could travel in the back without discomfort (or popcorn) noooo:
Putting her in the boot of your car was going to put Miss D off just a bit don't you think?
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Nice and ready for you though eveilgrin: