The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on November 27, 2010, 03:27:14 PM

Title: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2010, 03:27:14 PM
Wasn't it his court case this week..??? haven't seen him ..?? rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 03:57:59 PM
Wednesday...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 07:07:20 PM
Double six!!!
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 07:47:19 PM
Double six!!!

Piss off!  cussing:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 08:23:26 AM
Baldy is here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 08:35:21 AM
Prolly sneaked his i-phone into the prison
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2010, 08:47:14 AM
It was a funny old day.
I ended up representing myself, much to the annoyance of the judge. They had to get me an interpreter to start with.
After listening to the judge pointing out that I was there to be punished I had a go at putting my case across.

The judge wanted to know "where I came up with my rubbish?"

"The EU your honour" was my reply

"What has the EU got to do with local law in Cyprus?" she barked

"Everything, if you are an EU citizen and living in an EU country" apparently was not a good reply....if looks could kill etc..

Case adjourned until next year, I presume so that they can look up EU law and not carry on with their Kangaroo style.
I had to sign a bail form for 1500 Euros.
My mate was sitting in the gallery next to another solicitor who gave him a wink and the 'thumbs up sign' ... as long as he was not trying to pull my mate for the Gayers Solicitors Convention then I take it that I might have ruffled a few feathers!  ;)
The case continues.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 08:47:29 AM
Prolly sneaked his i-phone into the prison

Hidden in a body cavity like?  eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 08:48:37 AM
It was a funny old day.
I ended up representing myself, much to the annoyance of the judge. They had to get me an interpreter to start with.
After listening to the judge pointing out that I was there to be punished I had a go at putting my case across.

The judge wanted to know "where I came up with my rubbish?"

"The EU your honour" was my reply

"What has the EU got to do with local law in Cyprus?" she barked

"Everything, if you are an EU citizen and living in an EU country" apparently was not a good reply....if looks could kill etc..

Case adjourned until next year, I presume so that they can look up EU law and not carry on with their Kangaroo style.
I had to sign a bail form for 1500 Euros.
My mate was sitting in the gallery next to another solicitor who gave him a wink and the 'thumbs up sign' ... as long as he was not trying to pull my mate for the Gayers Solicitors Convention then I take it that I might have ruffled a few feathers!  ;)
The case continues.

 lol: lol: lol:

Welcome back!

And well done!  happ096
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2010, 08:55:58 AM
Their solicitor tried to hijack the case before we went into court by asking a load of questions.

Unfortunately for her, the smug bitch, she gave out some information that was very very helpful to me in my defense.  noooo:

She got so pissed off with me that she refused to speak during the hearing, hopefully her career might be in jeopardy for being a gobby cow.  smile:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 08:56:34 AM
Their solicitor tried to hijack the case before we went into court by asking a load of questions.

Unfortunately for her, the smug bitch, she gave out some information that was very very helpful to me in my defense.  noooo:

She got so pissed off with me that she refused to speak during the hearing, hopefully her career might be in jeopardy for being a gobby cow.  smile:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on April 07, 2011, 12:49:06 PM
Nearly got banged up today.  lol:

You are not allowed to do your cryptic crossword in court as other cases are being carried out, that is "not being respectfull to the judge" apparently.  whistle:

Then when my mobile went off, all the court looked around with disdain.

Adjourned once again.  Wankah:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2011, 12:56:27 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2011, 12:58:17 PM
Nearly got banged up today.  lol:

You are not allowed to do your cryptic crossword in court as other cases are being carried out, that is "not being respectfull to the judge" apparently.  whistle:

Then when my mobile went off, all the court looked around with disdain.

Adjourned once again.  Wankah:


Good reason to have a beer ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on April 07, 2011, 01:01:30 PM
Yep, where shall us go?
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2011, 10:20:16 PM
I ask the question again ........friday 10.30am ............fingers crossed ...........
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 10:25:46 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2011, 10:26:35 PM
Friday the 13th ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 12:09:19 AM
Got a call at 6:50 Thurs eve, finally got a lawyer to represent me.

Meeting him 15 minutes before the hearing  eeek:

This could be a trap.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 05:17:17 AM
Got a call at 6:50 Thurs eve, finally got a lawyer to represent me.

Meeting him 15 minutes before the hearing  eeek:

This could be a trap.

Do they have free Wi-Fi in Nicosia Jail...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 05:22:16 AM
Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to court we go......after a quick trip to Thomas' Jungle bar.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 05:22:50 AM
Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to court we go......after a quick trip to Thomas' Jungle bar.

Is that wise...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Just One More on May 13, 2011, 05:34:37 AM
Got a call at 6:50 Thurs eve, finally got a lawyer to represent me.

Meeting him 15 minutes before the hearing  eeek:

This could be a trap.

Do they have free Wi-Fi in Nicosia Jail...?  rubschin:

They will have later, come here Baldy, you're gonna be wifey  point:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 05:42:21 AM
Got a call at 6:50 Thurs eve, finally got a lawyer to represent me.

Meeting him 15 minutes before the hearing  eeek:

This could be a trap.

Do they have free Wi-Fi in Nicosia Jail...?  rubschin:

They will have later, come here Baldy, you're gonna be wifey  point:

happy001
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:59:15 AM
Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to court we go......after a quick trip to Thomas' Jungle bar.

I see Baldy is taking the appropriate 'measures' for such an event  whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 06:43:23 AM
Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to court we go......after a quick trip to Thomas' Jungle bar.

I see Baldy is taking the appropriate 'measures' for such an event  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2011, 11:49:49 AM
He is free............but additional charge of contempt of court......... eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 11:50:33 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2011, 11:55:35 AM
The lawyer turned up .......then did a runner .......so got a translator in.........top tip No1 DO NOT DO SUDOKU during your hearing ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 12:04:54 PM
The lawyer turned up .......then did a runner .......so got a translator in.........top tip No1 DO NOT DO SUDOKU during your hearing ......... whistle:

He should have let us represent him like...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2011, 12:07:54 PM
The lawyer turned up .......then did a runner .......so got a translator in.........top tip No1 DO NOT DO SUDOKU during your hearing ......... whistle:

He should have let us represent him like...  eveilgrin:

We did offer like ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 04:11:23 PM
The solicitor turns up this morning (for our first ever meeting) 15 minutes before the hearing and requests to see the court papers. He takes a quick look at them and tells me he cannot represent me because his sister is the lawyer from the other side....."I'm sorry but you need to get somebody else"  eeek:

I very nicely asked him to come into court and explain the situation. The judge was having a break, so after 15 or 20 minutes he tells me to sit inside the court and wait for my case to be called. Thirty minutes later there is another court break and everyone else clears off, I walk outside only to find the solicitor/w@nker has feckked off and will not answer my calls.  cussing: cussing:.......back into court after the judge has finished polishing hers nails or summat.  cussing: Then we have to wait for my court file to be delivered and also for a translator to turn up. I finally got seen at 11:50 and took the time to spell out a few home truths about the Cyprus Bar Association, the president of the same association, the w@nker who did 'a runner' and left me in the lerch plus most of the local legal practises and their approach in being "possibly corrupt IMHO".

I managed to get it adjourned for a few weeks. Oh and yes........ APC is correct I am now also on a contempt of court charge.  Wankah: I think that might have something to do with me mentioning the solicitors practise in Nicosia who were the first lot to sue and win in a case against another legal practise on the island. " I better get them in to stir you lot up" probably was not the best part of my defence.  redface:

A zyder fest looms I feel. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 04:24:00 PM
Um, what are you up for exactly? This sounds like Fawlty Courts
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 04:27:32 PM
Um, what are you up for exactly? This sounds like Fawlty Courts

I am up for most things......involving women  eyes:

The rest is just the way Cyprus werks, it is a banana republic after all.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 04:58:32 PM
I just can't understand why you keep getting into trouble  lol:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 05:00:00 PM
I just can't understand why you keep getting into trouble  lol:

That's what we say about you  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:00:52 PM
You lot don't know the half of it  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: tel on May 13, 2011, 05:01:26 PM
Just as well.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 05:19:33 PM
I just can't understand why you keep getting into trouble  lol:

It gets werserer....... do not worry.  redface:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:21:42 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 05:27:20 PM
The Smug Club had a 'part rendition' yesterday.......trouble just seems to follow me about.

I did not tell them everything, just in case I become banned from the Smuggers like.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 05:16:47 AM
The Smug Club had a 'part rendition' yesterday.......trouble just seems to follow me about.

I did not tell them everything, just in case I become banned from the Smuggers like.  eveilgrin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 03:31:34 PM
The Smug Club had a 'part rendition' yesterday.......trouble just seems to follow me about.

I did not tell them everything, just in case I become banned from the Smuggers like.  eveilgrin:

There's more to tell ........ eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
The Smug Club had a 'part rendition' yesterday.......trouble just seems to follow me about.

I did not tell them everything, just in case I become banned from the Smuggers like.  eveilgrin:

There's more to tell ........ eeek: eeek:

Don't let him know where you live...  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 09:22:14 PM
I did confess to not ever holding a sawn-off shotgun. But we are not too sure about you BM.  ;)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:24:11 PM
I did confess to not ever holding a sawn-off shotgun. But we are not too sure about you BM.  ;)
eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 09:26:48 PM
A bit of home DIY?  whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Pirate on June 14, 2011, 10:17:29 PM
Well...and where's APC... rubschin:...was he representing him... happy001 happy001..with BM as reliable eyewitness...
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2011, 10:25:29 PM
Adjourned again.  cussing:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Pirate on June 14, 2011, 10:29:38 PM
 Shrugs: C' είναι η ζωή
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2011, 10:36:55 PM
Shrugs: C' είναι η ζωή

In fairness they were trying to get it all over and done with today. It was complete bedlam in there, they are trying to get most things wrapped up before the summer break......the greedy bastards need some money for the rest of the summer.  cussing:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2011, 05:06:31 AM
Adjourned again.  cussing:

Perhaps the cupboard is full...  whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2011, 06:51:41 PM
He has been quiet ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2011, 01:01:32 AM
Any news .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Still free, just been a bit busy like.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Just One More on September 20, 2011, 05:43:40 AM
Priorities man, priorities  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2011, 05:54:28 AM
Priorities man, priorities  noooo:

Quite so...the main one being to earn some money in order to pay the bastard solicitor.  cussing:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Just One More on September 20, 2011, 05:59:32 AM
In which case you need to be away being busy for longer then  ;)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2011, 06:05:21 AM
I have done the werk....just need to get paid for it.  evil: Then I will pay the greedy git and then go on the piss as per normal. Unfortunately my drinking career will be slightly interupted on the morning of October 4th when my solicitor should actually earn his money in order for me to carry on in the manner I have become accustomed to.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2011, 08:38:25 PM
Was the case moved forward ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2011, 08:46:13 PM
Was the case moved forward ........ rubschin:

 noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnationallampoon.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Fconvict.gif&hash=583cca1f7ff7f470e16814749313522621214419)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
I've never actually known what he's alledgedly done tbh. confused:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2011, 08:52:00 PM
I've never actually known what he's alledgedly done tbh. confused:

We don't ask. . .
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2011, 08:53:07 PM
I've never actually known what he's alledgedly done tbh. confused:

We don't ask. . .
Well I do, so whar'is it then ey? rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2011, 08:55:12 PM
I've never actually known what he's alledgedly done tbh. confused:

We don't ask. . .
Well I do, so whar'is it then ey? rubschin:
Bear Baiting I expect  ;)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2011, 08:55:31 PM
I think he is a catholic priest
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 02, 2011, 08:57:18 PM
I've never actually known what he's alledgedly done tbh. confused:

Apparently he tried to work legally in Cyprus which is actually illegal  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2011, 08:59:11 PM
I think he is a catholic priest
Caught dressed as a nun
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2011, 06:48:48 AM
Was the case moved forward ........ rubschin:

Look at wot I rote....October 4th.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2011, 07:57:48 AM
Forget it Baldy ..... some people just never keep up.  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2011, 05:51:20 PM
Any news yet ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 05:52:38 PM
Lots of it ...they even have channels dedicated to it apparently  whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2011, 06:03:18 PM
Lots of it ...they even have channels dedicated to it apparently  whistle:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2011, 06:28:41 PM
Who's got the film rights  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 06:33:22 PM
Some Porn channel. Miss D has the franchise
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 06:33:48 PM
Who's got the film rights  rubschin:

Aardman Animations  lol:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:14:53 PM
Who's got the film rights  rubschin:

Aardman Animations  lol:

Not Axewoman Associates?
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2011, 08:04:35 PM
He has court again tomorrow..............he is taking Bangkok Dick with him....... noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 08:06:05 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2011, 08:30:24 PM
Folds up when deflated?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2011, 08:31:32 PM
Folds up when deflated?  rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Pirate on November 21, 2011, 08:33:16 PM
He has court again tomorrow..............he is taking Bangkok Dick with him....... noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2F45unr4o81%2F312734_10150457690265695_555015694_10606145_5608.jpg&hash=33c2caeaa7c7d9577bca1327afeac44936171714)

He's doooomed
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2011, 09:56:27 PM
Got a text...........just said "it did not go well"...............wants to met up... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2011, 09:57:57 PM
Take the bus  scared2:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
To the cells.........
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2012, 11:14:57 PM
He has more problems......... noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Pirate on January 07, 2012, 11:19:06 PM
Can he not do a runner back to the UK?

 noooo: or is that why he left the UK  whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2012, 11:22:51 PM
Can he not do a runner back to the UK?

 noooo: or is that why he left the UK  whistle:

I must change the Smug Club joining forms........ noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2012, 08:53:33 AM
He has more problems......... noooo:

Nothing to do wiv that bastard dog is it?  eeek:

The bloke I palmed it off onto kindly donated it to ended up in the cells!  scared2:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2012, 07:05:44 PM
I had to ask for his lawyers number ......... redface:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 07:07:31 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2012, 07:09:04 PM
Popcorn:

Car type stuff...............I am innocent ............ cussing:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 07:09:53 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2012, 07:11:04 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

2 summons in 1 week............all dating back more than a year ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 07:12:50 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

2 summons in 1 week............all dating back more than a year ......... noooo:

I've never seen you before in my life....  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 07:14:21 PM
Popcorn:

Car type stuff...............I am innocent ............ cussing:

Just the driver eh  whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2012, 07:15:03 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

2 summons in 1 week............all dating back more than a year ......... noooo:

I've never seen you before in my life....  noooo:

Remember that census ............ whistle:

like I need you n Baldy as character witness............ noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 07:16:12 PM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2012, 07:17:18 PM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001


I am fecked then............ noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 07:27:57 PM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001


I am fecked then............ noooo:

 point:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2012, 06:01:45 PM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001


I am fecked then............ noooo:

You know Baldy BM and Miss T, between those corrupting influences you are completely buggred.   noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 08:58:08 AM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001


I am fecked then............ noooo:

You know Baldy BM and Miss T, between those corrupting influences you are completely buggred.   noooo:

I know ............... noooo:..........
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 08:59:09 AM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001


I am fecked then............ noooo:

You know Baldy BM and Miss T, between those corrupting influences you are completely buggred.   noooo:

I know ............... noooo:..........

I'm off to Pafos Police station in a minute like....
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 09:01:30 AM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001


I am fecked then............ noooo:

You know Baldy BM and Miss T, between those corrupting influences you are completely buggred.   noooo:

I know ............... noooo:..........

I'm off to Pafos Police station in a minute like....

A beer ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2012, 09:07:48 AM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001


I am fecked then............ noooo:

You know Baldy BM and Miss T, between those corrupting influences you are completely buggred.   noooo:

I know ............... noooo:..........

I'm off to Pafos Police station in a minute like....

Character witness for APC ? eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 09:10:06 AM
Yeah - you have Miss T for that  happy001


I am fecked then............ noooo:

You know Baldy BM and Miss T, between those corrupting influences you are completely buggred.   noooo:

I know ............... noooo:..........

I'm off to Pafos Police station in a minute like....

Character witness for APC ? eeek:

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..............
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2012, 11:39:16 AM
Just wait for him to turn up to the station and they cry "IT WAS HIM< HE DID IT". Then it's just down to a case of who looks the dodgiest  whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 02:53:15 PM
Children....  ::)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 04:34:48 PM
Got told to pledge guilty ........... cussing:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 04:37:34 PM
Of..............?
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 04:38:54 PM
Of..............?


Knowing BM n Baldy............ 8)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 08:31:36 PM
Got told to pledge guilty ........... cussing:

Guilty of furniture polish...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 11:32:43 PM
Got told to pledge guilty ........... cussing:

Guilty of furniture polish...?  rubschin:

Only when LL gets home.............
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2012, 04:35:08 AM
Got told to pledge guilty ........... cussing:

Guilty of furniture polish...?  rubschin:

Only when LL gets home.............

Two days before that...  redface:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2012, 11:59:07 PM
Any news................ rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2012, 04:59:08 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2012, 07:32:09 PM
He lives ..........got a call tonight something about a bird with big knockers .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2012, 07:34:19 PM
A pheasant?
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2012, 07:34:55 PM
He lives ..........got a call tonight something about a bird with big knockers .......... rubschin:

He was calling for Misty....  ::)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2012, 07:38:48 PM
He lives ..........got a call tonight something about a bird with big knockers .......... rubschin:

He was calling for Misty....  ::)

No , another one ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cloud9:   american .........
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2012, 04:35:50 AM
She is one of Bangcock Dicks associates..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2012, 05:02:40 AM
She is one of Bangcock Dicks associates..... rubschin:

A classy bird then?  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2012, 05:06:02 AM
She is one of Bangcock Dicks associates..... rubschin:

A classy bird then?  lol: lol: lol:

Not a bad looker, just a tad on the large side.  eeek:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2012, 05:08:46 AM
She is one of Bangcock Dicks associates..... rubschin:

A classy bird then?  lol: lol: lol:

Not a bad looker, just a tad on the large side.  eeek:

(  o  Y  o  )     eyes:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2012, 05:11:08 AM
You have the same ideas as Bangcock Dick.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2013, 11:46:10 PM
Where is the Bald one............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 06:51:04 AM
Where is the Bald one............ rubschin:

Last I heard he was watching something on that telly you said he'd nicked....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2013, 07:55:31 AM
I'm back. It would appear the last 48 hours have been spent on the mega piss.  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 08:38:00 AM
I'm back. It would appear the last 48 hours have been spent on the mega piss.  noooo:

Top man!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2013, 11:23:28 AM
I'm back. It would appear the last 48 hours have been spent on the mega piss.  noooo:

Top man!  Thumbs:
Impressed, no OMPH hangover moans seen. 

Maybe Baldy was designated driver on Orange Juice, nah no one does that for 48 hours
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2013, 11:33:48 AM
I'm back. It would appear the last 48 hours have been spent on the mega piss.  noooo:

Top man!  Thumbs:
Impressed, no OMPH hangover moans seen. 

Maybe Baldy was designated driver on Orange Juice, nah no one does that for 48 hours

Nope I do not get hangovers......but OMP wallet.  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2013, 11:40:32 AM
. .Nope I do not get hangovers......

 worthy:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 11:41:53 AM
I'm back. It would appear the last 48 hours have been spent on the mega piss.  noooo:

Top man!  Thumbs:
Impressed, no OMPH hangover moans seen. 

Maybe Baldy was designated driver on Orange Juice, nah no one does that for 48 hours

Nope I do not get hangovers......but OMP wallet.  noooo:

Those Russian girls....  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2013, 08:05:14 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 08:10:18 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   

is that wise...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2013, 02:25:03 PM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   

is that wise...?  rubschin:

I didn't say this week........ ;D
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2013, 02:47:31 PM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2013, 02:55:09 PM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 02:59:38 PM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2013, 06:00:40 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 06:26:17 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

€6.49 from Papas!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2013, 06:40:48 AM
4 Litres of it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 11:07:48 AM
4 Litres of it.  noooo:

worthy:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 12:34:04 PM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

Is he leaving ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 01:04:36 PM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

Is he heaving ........ rubschin:

I wouldn't be surprised like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2013, 05:13:59 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

Is he leaving ........ rubschin:

Not sure, I have got some werk for him so possibly might stay.

He wants me to go to Bangcock with him.  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 05:57:32 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

Is he leaving ........ rubschin:

Not sure, I have got some werk for him so possibly might stay.

He wants me to Bangcock with him.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

2gayers:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2013, 06:00:39 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

Is he leaving ........ rubschin:

Not sure, I have got some werk for him so possibly might stay.

He wants me to Bangcock with him.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

2gayers:

Not in Bangcock matey boy.  eyes:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 06:06:20 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

Is he leaving ........ rubschin:

Not sure, I have got some werk for him so possibly might stay.

He wants me to Bangcock with him.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

2gayers:

Not in Bangcock matey boy.  eyes:

All those ladyboys eh...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2013, 06:07:56 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

Is he leaving ........ rubschin:

Not sure, I have got some werk for him so possibly might stay.

He wants me to Bangcock with him.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

2gayers:

Not in Bangcock matey boy.  eyes:

All those ladyboys eh...?  eyes:

That might be your persuasion but not mine. noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 06:49:24 AM
Might have to call him ............ rubschin:   
What were you going to call him anyway?  It's not like "Baldy" is a term of indearment is it

It's better than most call him........... whistle:

Dildo boy?  lol:

I am back......72 hours on the mega piss.  noooo:
It was all Bangcock Dicks fault....oh and copious amounts of that cheap vodka.  noooo:

Is he heaving ........ rubschin:

I wouldn't be surprised like....  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 08:42:41 PM
On the piss or............

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21693218 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21693218)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 02:56:19 PM
Where has he gone....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: boogs on June 24, 2013, 03:40:52 PM
Where has he gone....... rubschin:

I was just thinking that this morning... not seen him all weekend I think.. On the piss again you recon ::)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Misty on June 24, 2013, 04:01:17 PM
He is never on the piss again,he's always on the piss still.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2013, 05:33:26 PM
 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 05:34:42 PM
redface: redface: redface:

He lives...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2013, 05:35:52 PM
redface: redface: redface:

He lives...... Thumbs:

I think I could get used to beer like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 05:38:21 PM
redface: redface: redface:

He lives...... Thumbs:

I think I could get used to beer like.  Thumbs:

Nick is here soon ....a drinking buddy for you....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2013, 05:40:23 PM
redface: redface: redface:

He lives...... Thumbs:

I think I could get used to beer like.  Thumbs:

Nick is here soon ....a drinking buddy for you....... Thumbs:

Already found one. Makes Bangcock Dick look like a shandy bastard.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 05:40:49 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

My liver is an temple
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 05:41:39 PM
redface: redface: redface:

He lives...... Thumbs:

I think I could get used to beer like.  Thumbs:

Nick is here soon ....a drinking buddy for you....... Thumbs:

Already found one. Makes Bangcock Dick look like a shandy bastard.  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  ex-sas......
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2013, 05:42:05 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

My liver is an temple

Does it need a good spring clean like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2013, 05:43:08 PM
redface: redface: redface:

He lives...... Thumbs:

I think I could get used to beer like.  Thumbs:

Nick is here soon ....a drinking buddy for you....... Thumbs:

Already found one. Makes Bangcock Dick look like a shandy bastard.  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  ex-sas......

Nope, just a good drinker.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 05:43:24 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

My liver is an temple

Does it need a good spring clean like.  Thumbs:

A wash tho like....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 05:44:49 PM
Danger: do not wicrowave
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: boogs on June 24, 2013, 06:05:05 PM
Danger: do not wicrowave

Are you really sure about your decision to go.... ;)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2013, 10:56:18 PM
Danger: do not wicrowave

Are you really sure about your decision to go.... ;)

Do not fear......Ginge will be 'wicrowaved'  lol:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: boogs on June 24, 2013, 10:57:59 PM
Danger: do not wicrowave

Are you really sure about your decision to go.... ;)

Do not fear......Ginge will be 'wicrowaved'  lol:

He will not survive .... noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2013, 11:00:15 PM
Nope.  noooo:

The sun will fry him and then we Foggy will drink him to death.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2013, 11:07:12 PM
will drink his blood like a vampiress you say
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2013, 04:47:30 AM
will drink his blood like a vampiress you say

I still have the marks on my neck...  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 09:12:39 AM
will drink his blood like a vampiress you say

I still have the marks on my neck...  noooo:

That was the lynch mob from 'the other place'
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 10:01:20 AM
but "the other place*" was GC and that's long disbanded.


* c Just John IIRC   Update:  confirmed (http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1925)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Misty on June 25, 2013, 11:33:14 AM
Nope.  noooo:

The sun will fry him and then we Foggy will drink him to death.  eveilgrin:


 eeek:  I hate ginger.  noooo:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 11:53:27 AM


 eeek:  I hate ginger.  noooo:
Wot even Ginger Nuts?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.britishshopabroad.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fp%2F146%2F0__67907_zoom.jpg&hash=d7c5341cc78561378d99b98d898096cce0aec06c)
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Misty on June 25, 2013, 12:21:54 PM


 eeek:  I hate ginger.  noooo:
Wot even Ginger Nuts?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.britishshopabroad.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fp%2F146%2F0__67907_zoom.jpg&hash=d7c5341cc78561378d99b98d898096cce0aec06c)


espcially ginger nuts.
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 01:14:25 PM
consistent despite temptation I see

I have to avoid them now but sadly missed
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 25, 2013, 02:01:04 PM


 eeek:  I hate ginger.  noooo:
Wot even Ginger Nuts?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.britishshopabroad.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fp%2F146%2F0__67907_zoom.jpg&hash=d7c5341cc78561378d99b98d898096cce0aec06c)


espcially ginger cnuts.

<fixed>
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2013, 08:57:27 AM


 eeek:  I hate ginger.  noooo:
Wot even Ginger Nuts?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.britishshopabroad.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fp%2F146%2F0__67907_zoom.jpg&hash=d7c5341cc78561378d99b98d898096cce0aec06c)


espcially ginger cnuts.

<fixed>

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2015, 03:02:28 PM
All nice n ready like....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2015, 03:09:59 PM
All nice n ready like....... Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2015, 10:44:22 AM
 angel1
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 11:20:39 AM
angel1

No witnesses and a pre-arranged alibi you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2015, 09:17:49 PM
angel1

No witnesses and a pre-arranged alibi you say...  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

Not required this time.  angel1
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2015, 12:25:35 PM
or just dead?
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2015, 02:36:10 PM

or just dead?
and interesting that BM has put many miles between him and the Cyprus rozzers
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2015, 06:05:08 AM

or just dead?
and interesting that BM has put many miles between him and the Cyprus rozzers

 whistle:
Title: Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:14:03 AM
So let me make sure I have this right

Baldy has eloped with Darwin