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Title: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 07:11:12 AM
Oh dear oh dear...  noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 07:16:32 AM
Wot?
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Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 07:20:09 AM
Artillery fire on Korean border

Quote from: BBC Web Shite
North Korea has fired artillery shells across its western maritime border, prompting return fire from South Korea, officials say.

Dozens of the shells landed on a South Korean island, from which plumes of smoke are rising. At least four soldiers are said to have been hurt.

Developing... (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11818005)
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Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 07:22:54 AM
Ah!
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 09:32:21 AM
Well at least they don't have nuc...  Oh, hang on a minute.  scared2:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 09:38:19 AM
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N. Korea suggests discarding one of its nuclear arms programs
   
By John Pomfret
Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The North Korean government told a team of visiting American experts last week that it would effectively dismantle one of its nuclear weapons programs if the United States again pledged that it had "no hostile intent" toward the government of Kim Jong Il, a member of the delegation said.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/22/AR2010112206571.html
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:14:57 AM
Whose got a bunker I can bed down in ?

 scared2:
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 10:17:33 AM
I have a cellar  angel1
Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:18:09 AM
Does it house your shed ?  lol:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 23, 2010, 10:18:50 AM
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N. Korea suggests discarding one of its nuclear arms programs
   
By John Pomfret
Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The North Korean government told a team of visiting American experts last week that it would effectively dismantle one of its nuclear weapons programs if the United States again pledged that it had "no hostile intent" toward the government of Kim Jong Il, a member of the delegation said.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/22/AR2010112206571.html

Only one of them. What's the point of that? With nukes surely it's all or nothing.

Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 10:30:11 AM
Whose got a bunker I can bed down in ?

 scared2:

I have a bed you can bunker down in  whistle:
Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 23, 2010, 10:34:49 AM
North Korea hasn't the capability to hit the UK so you'd be safer in your own bed Miss D.
Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 10:36:46 AM


UNCLE! Surely you don't think I would take advantage of a laydee!  eeek:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 23, 2010, 10:38:34 AM
of course not   char048
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:40:32 AM
There are dangerous weapons everywhere  lol:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 10:42:48 AM
Not when they are pointing toward the ground!!  redface:
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Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:10:45 PM
Anyhoo...

Does anybody else think it strange that they supposedly fired 200 rounds yet only killed 2 and injured 20 or some such...?  rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 01:14:03 PM
Piss Poor Marksmanship?
Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:16:23 PM
Piss Poor Marksmanship?

Something strange eh...? Artillery is highly accurate these days and you'd have thought they would have targeted military installations and stuff...  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:18:08 PM
Maybe it was some kids mucking about  Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 01:21:58 PM
Anyhoo...

Does anybody else think it strange that they supposedly fired 200 rounds yet only killed 2 and injured 20 or some such...?  rubschin:

"Right brue touch paper and lun away"

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Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 01:22:56 PM
When they let them nukes go you do not have to be too accurate.  surrender:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 01:24:39 PM
With half the U.S Navy sat off shore they aren't likely to be that stupid.... are they?
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 01:26:19 PM
With half the U.S Navy sat off shore they aren't likely to be that stupid.... are they?

"A big boy made me do it"
Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 01:33:37 PM
Kim Jung Very Ill might see it as one last present to the rest of the world! eeek:
Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:34:44 PM
Kim Jung Very Ill might see it as one last present to the rest of the world! eeek:

A big firework party like...?  scared2:
Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 01:38:18 PM
Christmas Lights?  noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2010, 01:38:49 PM
It must be pretty Seoul destroying. ............ ::)
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:40:18 PM
 tunble:
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Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2010, 01:42:29 PM
come on ........I stayed away from the dog eat dog jokes ...... redface:
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Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:44:28 PM
My lovely thread...  sad24:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 01:45:17 PM
come on ........I stayed away from the dog eat dog jokes ...... redface:


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Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 01:45:55 PM
My lovely thread...  sad24:

Are you talking about your hair? whistle:
Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:50:06 PM
My lovely thread...  sad24:

Are you talking about your hair? whistle:

Two more than you!

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Title: Re: North Korea Kicks Off
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 01:51:29 PM
Quite correct.