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Title: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:38:27 AM
My sis is in hospital this morning for a minor eye op. Obviously she can't drive home, so I offered to pick her up and give her a lift. Apparently 5 other people have made the same offer so she has a list. She will call one of us later for a lift. It occurs to me that there are therefore six people hanging around by their phone waiting to see if they are needed.  rubschin:

WHY THE FOOK CAN'T SHE JUST MAKE UP HER MIND AND TELL US WHICH ONE HAS BEEN SELECTED IN ADVANCE?  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
My sis is in hospital this morning for a minor eye op. Obviously she can't drive home, so I offered to pick her up and give her a lift. Apparently 5 other people have made the same offer so she has a list. She will call one of us later for a lift. It occurs to me that there are therefore six people hanging around by their phone waiting to see if they are needed.  rubschin:

WHY THE FOOK CAN'T SHE JUST MAKE UP HER MIND AND TELL US WHICH ONE HAS BEEN SELECTED IN ADVANCE?  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 22, 2010, 10:49:33 AM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:52:20 AM
Perhaps she can't read the list like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:53:26 AM
Good point! But she can see to text. It seems she has had the op and "Phil" is picking her up.

Back to werk then  evil:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2010, 10:07:04 PM
Since when have women ever been reasobable?
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2010, 07:11:08 AM
Seeing as you are one of the 6 could she be playing Rush Hour Roulette?  whistle:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:17:06 AM
I like your sister  lol:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 10:33:21 AM
Do you want to adopt her? Feel free! She had her hair dyed in polka dots for Children in Need. Now she can't wash them out. SHe said she felt like a muppet at the hospital  noooo:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 10:35:38 AM


The more I hear the more I like her too!  razz:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: beerhead on November 23, 2010, 10:36:59 AM
Polka Dot hair-Sounds like the Nick effect runs through the family !
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:39:14 AM
Do you want to adopt her? Feel free! She had her hair dyed in polka dots for Children in Need. Now she can't wash them out. SHe said she felt like a muppet at the hospital  noooo:

Those poor patients that came in and saw her...they must have wondered if it was some awfully contagious disease  lol:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 10:43:55 AM
Upset by a two timing BF some years ago she actually flew to Brisbane, smashed all the windows in his house and then flew back  eeek:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:52:29 AM
 lol:

An expensive act of retribution but I'm sure very satisfying.
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 10:53:47 AM
I gather he never worked out who did it. SHe made the taxi driver wait while she threw bricks and then he took her back to the airport  eeek:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:56:45 AM
Did she pack stuff in her suitcase to throw or was she relying on suitable materials being to hand when she got there ????
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 10:59:16 AM
She improvised. Remind me to tell you about her portrayal of a TV dinner lady in a fillum. Mahoosive slapstick fight  noooo:  Custard and everyfink. As an actress she claimed she specialised in the "old fat bag" roles  razz:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Pastis on November 23, 2010, 11:51:14 AM
There are a lot of building materials laying around in Brisbane so I imagine it was easy  ;D

Time for a little anecdote... I flew into Brisbane a couple of weeks ago and was picked up at the airport by a taxi along with this guy >
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theedge-uk.com%2Fjpegs%2Fadrianwalsh.jpg&hash=842429522dc90ad3fc3e4724152bce77b6f83f4b)

Since out next form of transport hadn't arrived the taxi driver very kindly took Adrian and meself on a tour of the city and it's suburbs. The taxi driver was a laidback Aussie with a dry line in humour; between him and the professional comic it turned out to be the most bizarrely entertaining hour or so  ;D
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 12:07:54 PM


Pastis ~ You do mix with some funny people!
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 12:11:17 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 12:15:55 PM


    Whoops!  redface:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Pastis on November 23, 2010, 12:20:10 PM


    Whoops!  redface:

There goes Nick taking it personally again  ;).  I thought you were referring to the comic nature of the encounter  ;D
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 12:26:29 PM


I left it to you to work out if I meant Funny as in Strange or Funny as in Ha! Ha!  razz:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 01:30:14 PM


I left it to you to work out if I meant Funny as in Strange or Funny as in Ha! Ha!  razz:

Exactly. I distinctly heard you say 'funny' not 'weird'.  ;)
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:32:29 PM
A recent pic of my sister  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F112u0ejlw%2Fsisgoesout.jpg&hash=e009f30c8d951db014fa72f910a1d7dfbac5bef3) (http://postimage.org/image/112u0ejlw/)
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 01:34:59 PM


Point made I think Pastis!
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 01:35:42 PM
A recent pic of my sister  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F112u0ejlw%2Fsisgoesout.jpg&hash=e009f30c8d951db014fa72f910a1d7dfbac5bef3) (http://postimage.org/image/112u0ejlw/)

She is Anne Widdecombe on Strictly..., I claim my five Euros.
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 23, 2010, 02:56:22 PM
Certainly no spring chicken.
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 02:59:17 PM
Certainly no spring chicken.

Highly strung tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 03:05:37 PM
I see the colouring runs in the family  whistle:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 05:02:17 PM
Yes. Cousin  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 05:27:49 PM
Not me...our branch is from the dark side  whistle:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 05:29:01 PM
Not me...our branch is from the dark side  whistle:

Not darker than Nick's...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 05:35:38 PM


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Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:43:24 AM
Sis calls. Off the steroids she is now having trouble breathing. Talk of some sort of operation.

"Is there anything I can do?", I ask.

(Martyred tone) "No, don't you worry about me. I will be OK. I suppose."

Wimmin  cussing:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 11:46:04 AM
She needs a bit of comforting. Go round and visit

My work here is never done  noooo:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:48:16 AM
I am scared of her cat  scared2:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 11:49:02 AM
Man up and take an emergency first aid kit  ;D
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 11:49:48 AM
Most wimmin are like that mate. Ask if they want you to replace a blown light bulb whilst you are there and they'll sigh and say "No, that's OK, don't bother, I'm happy to sit in the dark". Then, years later, use it as evidence when they tell you what a heartless, selfish b@st@rd you have always been. Just because she is your sister doesn't change the basic fact that she will behave like a wummun. Send her flowers and she'll tell you, in five years, how thoughtless you were for putting the pollen in her house when she was having breathing difficulties.


PS Note well that she has enough breath to phone you and talk ......  tunble:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:51:04 AM
Most wimmin are like that mate. Ask if they want you to replace a blown light bulb whilst you are there and they'll sigh and say "No, that's OK, don't bother, I'll sit in the dark". Then, years later, use it as evidence when they tell you what a heartless, selfish b@st@rd you have always been. Just because she is your sister doesn't change the basic fact that she will behave like a wummun. Send her flowers and she'll tell you, in five years, how thoughtless you were for putting the pollen in her house when she was having breathing difficulties.


PS Note well that she has enough breath to phone you and talk ......  tunble:

I have had that one already  noooo:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 11:58:50 AM
Most wimmin are like that mate. Ask if they want you to replace a blown light bulb whilst you are there and they'll sigh and say "No, that's OK, don't bother, I'm happy to sit in the dark". Then, years later, use it as evidence when they tell you what a heartless, selfish b@st@rd you have always been. Just because she is your sister doesn't change the basic fact that she will behave like a wummun. Send her flowers and she'll tell you, in five years, how thoughtless you were for putting the pollen in her house when she was having breathing difficulties.


PS Note well that she has enough breath to phone you and talk ......  tunble:

Poor Snoops


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Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 12:06:52 PM
See also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cFz6Z-YvM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cFz6Z-YvM)
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 12:07:45 PM
You will like your Chrissy present from Miss D next week  ;)
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 12:10:51 PM
 eeek: B..b.b.but it's not Christmas. I haven't even bought any fish yet  eeek:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 12:26:25 PM
It's only a tincy wincy thing ....and no it's not a willy warmer  lol:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 12:27:43 PM
Just as well  eyes:
Title: Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 12:31:33 PM
See also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cFz6Z-YvM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cFz6Z-YvM)

Well that drove the dog mad!  cussing: