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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:38:27 AM
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My sis is in hospital this morning for a minor eye op. Obviously she can't drive home, so I offered to pick her up and give her a lift. Apparently 5 other people have made the same offer so she has a list. She will call one of us later for a lift. It occurs to me that there are therefore six people hanging around by their phone waiting to see if they are needed. rubschin:
WHY THE FOOK CAN'T SHE JUST MAKE UP HER MIND AND TELL US WHICH ONE HAS BEEN SELECTED IN ADVANCE? Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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My sis is in hospital this morning for a minor eye op. Obviously she can't drive home, so I offered to pick her up and give her a lift. Apparently 5 other people have made the same offer so she has a list. She will call one of us later for a lift. It occurs to me that there are therefore six people hanging around by their phone waiting to see if they are needed. rubschin:
WHY THE FOOK CAN'T SHE JUST MAKE UP HER MIND AND TELL US WHICH ONE HAS BEEN SELECTED IN ADVANCE? Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Shrugs:
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shrugs:
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Perhaps she can't read the list like...? rubschin:
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Good point! But she can see to text. It seems she has had the op and "Phil" is picking her up.
Back to werk then evil:
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Since when have women ever been reasobable?
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Seeing as you are one of the 6 could she be playing Rush Hour Roulette? whistle:
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I like your sister lol:
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Do you want to adopt her? Feel free! She had her hair dyed in polka dots for Children in Need. Now she can't wash them out. SHe said she felt like a muppet at the hospital noooo:
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The more I hear the more I like her too! razz:
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Polka Dot hair-Sounds like the Nick effect runs through the family !
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Do you want to adopt her? Feel free! She had her hair dyed in polka dots for Children in Need. Now she can't wash them out. SHe said she felt like a muppet at the hospital noooo:
Those poor patients that came in and saw her...they must have wondered if it was some awfully contagious disease lol:
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Upset by a two timing BF some years ago she actually flew to Brisbane, smashed all the windows in his house and then flew back eeek:
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lol:
An expensive act of retribution but I'm sure very satisfying.
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I gather he never worked out who did it. SHe made the taxi driver wait while she threw bricks and then he took her back to the airport eeek:
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Did she pack stuff in her suitcase to throw or was she relying on suitable materials being to hand when she got there ????
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She improvised. Remind me to tell you about her portrayal of a TV dinner lady in a fillum. Mahoosive slapstick fight noooo: Custard and everyfink. As an actress she claimed she specialised in the "old fat bag" roles razz:
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There are a lot of building materials laying around in Brisbane so I imagine it was easy ;D
Time for a little anecdote... I flew into Brisbane a couple of weeks ago and was picked up at the airport by a taxi along with this guy >
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Since out next form of transport hadn't arrived the taxi driver very kindly took Adrian and meself on a tour of the city and it's suburbs. The taxi driver was a laidback Aussie with a dry line in humour; between him and the professional comic it turned out to be the most bizarrely entertaining hour or so ;D
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Pastis ~ You do mix with some funny people!
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Whoops! redface:
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Whoops! redface:
There goes Nick taking it personally again ;). I thought you were referring to the comic nature of the encounter ;D
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I left it to you to work out if I meant Funny as in Strange or Funny as in Ha! Ha! razz:
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I left it to you to work out if I meant Funny as in Strange or Funny as in Ha! Ha! razz:
Exactly. I distinctly heard you say 'funny' not 'weird'. ;)
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A recent pic of my sister noooo:
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Point made I think Pastis!
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A recent pic of my sister noooo:
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She is Anne Widdecombe on Strictly..., I claim my five Euros.
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Certainly no spring chicken.
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Certainly no spring chicken.
Highly strung tho... noooo:
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I see the colouring runs in the family whistle:
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Yes. Cousin eveilgrin:
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Not me...our branch is from the dark side whistle:
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Not me...our branch is from the dark side whistle:
Not darker than Nick's... noooo:
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Sis calls. Off the steroids she is now having trouble breathing. Talk of some sort of operation.
"Is there anything I can do?", I ask.
(Martyred tone) "No, don't you worry about me. I will be OK. I suppose."
Wimmin cussing:
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She needs a bit of comforting. Go round and visit
My work here is never done noooo:
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I am scared of her cat scared2:
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Man up and take an emergency first aid kit ;D
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Most wimmin are like that mate. Ask if they want you to replace a blown light bulb whilst you are there and they'll sigh and say "No, that's OK, don't bother, I'm happy to sit in the dark". Then, years later, use it as evidence when they tell you what a heartless, selfish b@st@rd you have always been. Just because she is your sister doesn't change the basic fact that she will behave like a wummun. Send her flowers and she'll tell you, in five years, how thoughtless you were for putting the pollen in her house when she was having breathing difficulties.
PS Note well that she has enough breath to phone you and talk ...... tunble:
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Most wimmin are like that mate. Ask if they want you to replace a blown light bulb whilst you are there and they'll sigh and say "No, that's OK, don't bother, I'll sit in the dark". Then, years later, use it as evidence when they tell you what a heartless, selfish b@st@rd you have always been. Just because she is your sister doesn't change the basic fact that she will behave like a wummun. Send her flowers and she'll tell you, in five years, how thoughtless you were for putting the pollen in her house when she was having breathing difficulties.
PS Note well that she has enough breath to phone you and talk ...... tunble:
I have had that one already noooo:
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Most wimmin are like that mate. Ask if they want you to replace a blown light bulb whilst you are there and they'll sigh and say "No, that's OK, don't bother, I'm happy to sit in the dark". Then, years later, use it as evidence when they tell you what a heartless, selfish b@st@rd you have always been. Just because she is your sister doesn't change the basic fact that she will behave like a wummun. Send her flowers and she'll tell you, in five years, how thoughtless you were for putting the pollen in her house when she was having breathing difficulties.
PS Note well that she has enough breath to phone you and talk ...... tunble:
Poor Snoops
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See also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cFz6Z-YvM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cFz6Z-YvM)
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You will like your Chrissy present from Miss D next week ;)
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eeek: B..b.b.but it's not Christmas. I haven't even bought any fish yet eeek:
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It's only a tincy wincy thing ....and no it's not a willy warmer lol:
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Just as well eyes:
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See also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cFz6Z-YvM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cFz6Z-YvM)
Well that drove the dog mad! cussing: