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Title: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like!  cloud9:

I just need to finalise a rule or three....  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 21, 2010, 05:39:19 PM
What do you get for yourself now ? whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2010, 05:44:23 PM
Oh good.  I don't watch TV as such (have caught a couple of the last episodes of Mad Men though and thank you all for that)  so a new game sounds good to me.

I like playing games.  ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:52:34 PM
This should be a hoot  tunble:

PS  I need a Mad Men update  sad24:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 06:17:46 PM
Its gonna be great like!  cloud9:

No doubt Nick will claim he invented it at some point...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 06:52:37 PM
I did invent it  cussing: cussing: cussing:

ANd the first correct answer is Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel.

I hereby claim my empty bottle of Ardbeg  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 06:53:30 PM
I did invent it  cussing: cussing: cussing:

ANd the first correct answer is Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel.

I hereby claim my empty bottle of Ardbeg  ::)

So you want to play this game do you?  point:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 06:55:18 PM
No, I just won it.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2010, 06:59:26 PM
Its gonna be great like!  cloud9:

Do we assume it won't include any need for accuracy of spelling, grammar, or literary references?  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 07:00:25 PM
Its gonna be great like!  cloud9:

Do we assume it won't include any need for accuracy of spelling, grammar, or literary references?  whistle:
Yea it is safe 2 asume that!  ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 07:02:55 PM
ANother slow motion car crash beckons  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 07:06:18 PM
No, I just won it.

You haven't won because it hasn't even started yet...  ::)

And it wasn't Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel anyway....  redface:

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2010, 07:08:33 PM
No, I just won it.

You haven't won because it hasn't even started yet...  ::)

And it wasn't Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel anyway....  redface:

Was she with a spade instead?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 07:29:22 PM
No, I just won it.

You haven't won because it hasn't even started yet...  ::)

And it wasn't Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel anyway....  redface:

Was she with a spade instead?

No, a Nig-  shutup:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 07:47:16 PM
Its gonna be great like!  cloud9:

Do we assume it won't include any need for accuracy of spelling, grammar, or literary references?  whistle:

I thought the same my dear old pedant!


An empty Ardbeg bottle surely Dr Nick! cool14:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 07:52:32 PM
I believe Mrs Snoopy "owes me one"  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 07:56:13 PM


I was forced to accept it on your behalf this morning  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 07:57:23 PM
Are you suggesting some kind of relay arrangement?  sick2:  (relay, geddit?)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 07:59:17 PM


I got it all right. eyes:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 08:01:06 PM


Two and a half hours, 19 posts and still no rulz?  tunble:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 08:04:20 PM
He has drunk the prize and has forgotten about the whole thing  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 08:10:20 PM


Vanished now!

Prolly out cold under a table somewhere ..... or back in his secret place above the false ceiling in the Ladies.

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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 08:14:10 PM
You can't just throw these things together...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 08:18:28 PM
You can't just throw these things together...  ::)

I used to be a publican you know. I remember the brewery rep telling me to advertise that people should arrive by 7 "To be sure of a seat" on all posters about upcoming quiz nights and live music evenings .... and then not start them until 8.30. Just so they would have to buy several pints before they got the entertainment 'cos once that starts they slow down on the drinking!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 08:20:36 PM
You can't just throw these things together...  ::)

I used to be a publican you know. I remember the brewery rep telling me to advertise that people should arrive by 7 "To be sure of a seat" on all posters about upcoming quiz nights and live music evenings .... and then not start them until 8.30. Just so they would have to buy several pints before they got the entertainment 'cos once that starts they slow down on the drinking!

 whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2010, 10:34:54 PM

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Somebody e-mailed me that eye the other day, but it wasn't peering from there  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2010, 06:01:17 AM
The "All Seeing Eye" .........You never know who is watching you.


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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2010, 10:17:50 AM
So wot is the game ?  angry041:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:19:27 AM
So wot is the game ?  angry041:

Ummmm....  redface:

Well, it is loosely based on CluedoTM like.... prolly... Yes, Cluedo... redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2010, 10:21:14 AM
Well I know who is going to be the murder victim and who the killer is already  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:25:09 AM
Well I know who is going to be the murder victim and who the killer is already  eveilgrin:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:49:56 AM
We can't really call it CLuedo though. How about Clueless?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
We can't really call it CLuedo though. How about Clueless?

Actually, it is a combination of Cluedo and Monopoly wot I have invented like...

CludeopolyTM  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
Poly Clud's  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:58:09 AM
Poly Clud's  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:59:31 AM
Clodhopperly?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 11:02:07 AM
Clodhopperly?

No...  ::)

ClueDopolyTM  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2010, 11:02:44 AM
Monoclue  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 11:04:34 AM
Nottaclue?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 11:05:07 AM
Monoclue  rubschin:

No!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2010, 11:24:55 AM
 happy001
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 12:02:58 PM
Have the rulz been sorted yet?

I want to go and kill someone.  evil:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 12:44:03 PM
Have the rulz been sorted yet?

I want to go and kill someone.  evil:

The dog ate them... I'll have to start again like....  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2010, 12:48:41 PM


          That's right ~ blame me again!  sad24:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 01:31:56 PM
Get them done soon pls, I cannot wait too long before I use the lead pipe on a few wasters!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 01:34:20 PM
Get them done soon pls, I cannot wait too long before I use the lead pipe on a few wasters!

A lead pipe you say...  rubschin:

As a weapon like... now that is a good idea!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 22, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
Hasn't this bleddy game started yet?  razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 02:51:47 PM
Nah, he is swotting up on the Mr Men books  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2010, 02:54:09 PM
Or got diverted on the t'internet when he googled  'role play'  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined...  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 22, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined...  redface:

 shutup: shutup:



Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 03:20:06 PM
With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined...  redface:

 shutup: shutup:





Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2010, 05:03:12 PM
With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined...  redface:

 shutup: shutup:





Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo...  rubschin:


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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 05:05:22 PM
With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined...  redface:

 shutup: shutup:





Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo...  rubschin:


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Mr. T is dead?  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 05:06:06 PM
Well just restart my excellent Celebrity Death Bingo game then
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 05:08:29 PM
Well just restart my excellent Celebrity Death Bingo game then

Merge Celebrity Death Bingo with ClueopolyTM like...?  rubschin:

The All New Celebrity Death ClueOpoly Game!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2010, 05:08:53 PM
With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined...  redface:

 shutup: shutup:





Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo...  rubschin:


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Mr. T is dead?  eeek:

Nah ~ just a thought that flashed through my mind when I reached the bit about £200 donations!


Good hint though ..... your postal order is in the mail.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2010, 05:13:34 PM
Well just restart my excellent Celebrity Death Bingo game then

Merge Celebrity Death Bingo with ClueopolyTM like...?  rubschin:

The All New Celebrity Death ClueOpoly Game!  cloud9:

Commonly called Patience/ Patients  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 05:14:35 PM
Well just restart my excellent Celebrity Death Bingo game then

Merge Celebrity Death Bingo with ClueopolyTM like...?  rubschin:

The All New Celebrity Death ClueOpoly Game!  cloud9:

Commonly called Patience/ Patients  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 10:29:25 AM
Ooooo can I look after the Colonels plums in the library please?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 10:35:00 AM
Ooooo can I look after the Colonels plums in the library please?

I'm the colonel...  eyes:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 10:42:11 AM
What it the plum passing etiquette?  Should they be passed to the left, the right or through the eye of a needle? rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 10:43:16 AM
What it the plum passing etiquette?  Should they be passed to the left, the right or through the eye of a needle? rubschin:

You put the left plum in, the left plum out... etc.  lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 10:48:12 AM
I see that this might call for some manual dexterity. noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 10:54:23 AM
I see that this might call for some manual dexterity. noooo:

You'll get the hang of it...  ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 11:14:44 AM
I will need some practice.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
 whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iteDOyGFf0A
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 11:42:11 AM
I will need some practice.

 razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2010, 12:00:11 PM
Will this stoopid game never start?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 12:34:03 PM
He's being a trick tease  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 03:19:42 PM
Will this stoopid game never start?

In the fullness of time...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 03:31:54 PM
He's dangling his carrot again  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 03:39:42 PM
He's dangling his carrot again  noooo:

ooohhh you are awful....
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2010, 03:58:45 PM
He's dangling his carrot again  noooo:

I've seen him on that Esther Rantzen's show .... long time ago ~ spect it's he's even more shrivelled by now.
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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 04:41:51 PM
I've just thrown a six do I get another go?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 04:53:04 PM
Try throwing a fit and see what happens  spider:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 05:46:29 PM
Try throwing a fit and see what happens  spider:

 ::)

You have to throw a double-six before you can throw a fit...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 07:10:22 PM
A terrorist held in Guantánamo Bay was given the choice of throwing some dice. He was told that if he threw anything between one and five he would have his head cut off.

He asked what would happen if he threw a six.

He was told that he could throw again...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:12:38 PM
Me thread!  sad24:

Okay, the players (and therefore potential murderers) are: -

APC
Baldy
Barman
Beerhead
Darwin
Growler
Grumpmeister
JOM
Miss C
Miss D
Nick
Pasty
Pirate
SmallPint
Snoopy
Tel
TG
Tipsy
TMR
Uncle
Wenchy


Hands up if I have forgotten anybody? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 07:14:25 PM
Spider?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 07:14:58 PM
LL
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:15:13 PM
Have they already been murdered  if they are not on the list ?  rubschin:

Or attempted murdered  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:18:09 PM
Who the fuck is Spider...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:19:12 PM
And the potential Murder Locations are: -

Saloon Bar
The Comedy Room
The Commons
The Computer Room
The Library
The Medical Centre
The Petrol head Zone
The Restaurant
The Snug
The Sports Bar
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 07:23:43 PM
Could we have a massacre?  I like a good massacre! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:23:51 PM
And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit  and  in-your-end-oh   whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 07:25:27 PM
Not a hope Miss D! noooo:L
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit  and  in-your-end-oh   whistle:

I'm werking on the weapons like...  eveilgrin:

Needless to say your axe features...  ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
Could we have a massacre?  I like a good massacre! eveilgrin:

If you throw a double-seven...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 07:28:39 PM
Will they glow in the dark?  Can I ace the glow in the dark boot or do I have to have the glow in the dark top hat?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:29:41 PM
Will they glow in the dark?  Can I ace the glow in the dark boot or do I have to have the glow in the dark top hat?

They're virtual... they don't glow in the dark...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:30:35 PM
And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit  and  in-your-end-oh   whistle:

I'm werking on the weapons like...  eveilgrin:

Needless to say your axe features...  ;D

Excellent  eveilgrin:

What about JOM's concrete mixer, Darwin's combine harvester , Tipsy's nails , Miss C's Slugpoon and Baldy's bitterness  ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:32:03 PM
And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit  and  in-your-end-oh   whistle:

I'm werking on the weapons like...  eveilgrin:

Needless to say your axe features...  ;D

Excellent  eveilgrin:

What about JOM's concrete mixer, Darwin's combine harvester , Tipsy's nails , Miss C's Slugpoon and Baldy's bitterness  ;D

Yes, they're all in...  ::)

You've bloody spoilt it all now!  sad24:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:34:15 PM
Wot  Shrugs:

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:35:26 PM
Wot  Shrugs:



You've given it all away... before the grand unveiling like...  evil:

I shall have to re-write all the rulez now...  noooo:

Talk amongst yourselves for a while...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:36:57 PM
Like you ever really had a new game  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:38:40 PM
Like you ever really had a new game  ::)

I bloody did like!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2010, 07:39:30 PM
I have a long pointy thing.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:40:55 PM
I have a long pointy thing.

Not now Nick!  sick2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:42:05 PM
Like you ever really had a new game  ::)

I bloody did like!  cussing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2voeqck5UkA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2voeqck5UkA)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:43:07 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:48:39 PM
Okay... the murder weapons are: -

Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TG’s Floppy
Tipsy’s Unlucky Heather
Wenchy’s iPhone

OK?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2010, 07:50:23 PM
Okay... the murder weapons are: -

Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TG’s Floppy
Tipsy’s Unlucky Heather
Wenchy’s iPhone

OK?
Nooo!  My heather is extremely lucky but my tarmac rake can be leathal.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 24, 2010, 07:50:55 PM
Okay... the murder weapons are: -

Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TG’s Floppy
Tipsy’s Unlucky Heather
Wenchy’s iPhone

OK?

What about TMR's throbbing lump of British Iron  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:51:53 PM
Pastis's dough machine
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:54:08 PM
Oh bloody hell... I knew this would be the sticking point...  ::)

Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pasty’s Bread Machine
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TG’s Floppy
Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake
TMR’s Oil Leaky thing
Wenchy’s iPhone


OK? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2010, 07:56:48 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Now, you all need a dice each...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 08:05:25 PM
I have mine  whistle:

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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 08:06:21 PM
I have mine  whistle:

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doh:

How will you throw a six to start with those...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 08:07:25 PM
If I use them lots I can throw a sicky ..is that the same ?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 24, 2010, 08:08:53 PM
Now, you all need a dice each...

Di  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 08:09:51 PM
If I use them lots I can throw a sicky ..is that the same ?

No...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 08:10:28 PM
Now, you all need a dice each...

Di  whistle:

Whatever! Have you got one?  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 08:11:39 PM
Is this a simultaneous wrist action game  ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 08:12:06 PM
Is this a simultaneous wrist action game  ? rubschin:

No...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 08:44:24 PM
If Pastis and Pirate got together they could have a dough hook.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2010, 09:16:27 PM
Are you treating my turnip as a poison or a blunt instrument?

Oh, and it's TGs floppy, unless TG's floppy, in which case he won't be wanting to play.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 09:31:49 PM
Who the fuck is Spider...? Shrugs:

2 Spiders, 0 Guests, 6 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Pirate, Pastis, Just One More, Darwins Selection, The Moan Ranger, Miss Demeanor
Spiders active in past 15 minutes:
Googlebot, Yahoo! Slurp
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 09:35:31 PM
If Pastis and Pirate got together they could have a dough hook.

I'm thinking of trading in my bread maker for a telescopic sword wot I bought when away; his cutlass, my sword ... we'll see no ships either  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2010, 10:47:54 PM
With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined...  redface:

 shutup: shutup:





Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo...  rubschin:

Actually that's not a bad idea, given your track record of gubbage pressing the donate button would have likely ended up giving us £200  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 05:41:00 AM
Who the fuck is Spider...? Shrugs:

2 Spiders, 0 Guests, 6 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Pirate, Pastis, Just One More, Darwins Selection, The Moan Ranger, Miss Demeanor
Spiders active in past 15 minutes:
Googlebot, Yahoo! Slurp

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 05:42:47 AM
Are you treating my turnip as a poison or a blunt instrument?

Oh, and it's TGs floppy, unless TG's floppy, in which case he won't be wanting to play.

Oh gawd!  ::)

Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Poisonous Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pasty’s Bread Machine
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TGs Floppy
Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake
TMR’s Oil Leaky thing
Wenchy’s iPhone

Any more pedantry...?

Or can we get started?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 07:53:44 AM
Are we playing table clockwise or anti-table clockwise?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:58:30 AM
Are we playing table clockwise or anti-table clockwise?

We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 08:02:32 AM
Do I have to shake yet ???
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 08:03:46 AM
Tremble might be a better plan.  spider:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 08:04:59 AM
Do I have to shake yet ???

We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention...  whistle:

 ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 08:59:40 AM
Okay, you’ll all need some dice – except TMR who is just going to use one die and therefore won’t be able to throw a double-six to start.

Barman’s Automated Random Selection Equipment will choose the murderer, location and murder weapon from the agreed lists. I obviously won’t be able to play this round but Barman will be included in the list that ARSE chooses from.

So in turn, each of you throw your dice and post the score – you need double-six to start. The scorer (me for the first game) will plot your position on the three dimensional playing matrix. You’ll obviously need to try and avoid the ladder of doom and Microwave of Destruction. If you land on ‘Go To Jail’ you will need to throw a double-six to rejoin the game (not you TMR).

The Scorer will notify the player if he/she has landed on a ‘Chance?’ or ‘Community Chest’ square and what the card reads.

Obviously the best playing tactic is to head for the secret back passages which will whisk you to one of the ten murder locations where you can guess the murder and murder weapon. The scorer will let you know how many of the three are correct but not which ones they are.

Simples! 
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 09:02:25 AM
Double six!! Now what?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 09:03:07 AM
So essentially you want us to play with your arse  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 09:04:15 AM
Do we have a district nurse character ?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 09:05:01 AM
Double six!! Now what?


We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention...  whistle:

 ::)

Obviously, I am relying on your honesty and integrity in correctly posting your scores...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 09:08:12 AM
APC isn't here.

Double six again!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Nick, it's a waiting game, geddit?  a W A I  T I N G   G A M E ...  tunble:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 09:19:47 AM
I can see I should have provided Wiki links to honesty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honesty) and integrity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrity)....  ::)

I may have to re-think the dice throwing bit if you keep getting double-sixes...  rubschin:

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 09:21:45 AM
I can't help being lucky.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 09:22:37 AM
I can't help being lucky.

happy001
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 10:01:02 AM
I've sniffed this arse thing ..... some are better than others.  razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 10:38:14 AM
Double six again!!  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 10:45:30 AM
Double six again!!  eeek:

Remarkable...  ::)

I can see I'm going to have to take charge of rolling the dice...

I'm going to use the random dice roller thing that can be found here: - (http://www.random.org/dice/?num=2)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 10:47:07 AM
Good idea. I just tried it! Double six  angel1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 10:50:19 AM
Eyes down, first number: -

APC - 5+4
Baldy 1+1
Barman - excluded
Beerhead 5+4
Darwin 2+4
Growler 3+5
Grumpmeister 5+5 - so close!
JOM 3+1
Miss C 1+3
Miss D 5+1
Nick 1+4
Pasty 4+4
Pirate 5+2
SmallPint 2+2
Snoopy 6+4
Tel 5+5
TG 4+1
Tipsy 4+5
TMR 3+6
Uncle 1+1
Wenchy 2+3

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 10:50:47 AM

Good idea. I just tried it! Double six  angel1


Amazing ~ so did I! (Honest)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 11:00:26 AM
It's just taken me 38 attempts on the random dice to get a double six.

I'm gonna get a birthday card from the Queen before I get to move  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:02:18 AM
Eyes down, first number: -

APC - 5+4
Baldy 1+1
Barman - excluded
Beerhead 5+4
Darwin 2+4
Growler 3+5
Grumpmeister 5+5 - so close!
JOM 3+1
Miss C 1+3
Miss D 5+1
Nick 1+4
Pasty 4+4
Pirate 5+2
SmallPint 2+2
Snoopy 6+4
Tel 5+5
TG 4+1
Tipsy 4+5
TMR 3+6
Uncle 1+1
Wenchy 2+3

 rubschin:


WTF is that about?

If it means I have to roll a 1 and a 4 I have already done so, so now what?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 11:06:44 AM
I think it means that BM is using the dice link to give each of us our scores.

In other words we do nothing and he has appointed himself Chief Tosser.  razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:08:55 AM
No, he just made them up  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 11:09:54 AM
Like I said!  razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 11:11:20 AM
Game over ... I did it  redface:


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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:12:17 AM
 drumroll:

I have just thrown another double six  angel1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:14:01 AM
happy001

Okay, the dicey thing doesn't work does it...  noooo:

I thought it would take longer for the wheels to come off like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:15:14 AM
Lets forget double six to start...

Anybody that wants to play, roll their dice and I'm move your piece on the 3D playing matrix like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:16:31 AM
OK

Um.....

Double Six!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 11:17:25 AM
Double three
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:21:46 AM
OK

Um.....

Double Six!!

Noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:22:01 AM
Double three

Noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2010, 02:48:46 PM
2 & 1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 02:52:48 PM
You seem to have come third  spider:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 02:53:39 PM
2 & 1

Oooohhhh.... the secret back passage to The Snug!

You get to choose a murderer and weapon!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2010, 02:57:58 PM
I will choose the traffic cone please.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 03:08:34 PM
I will choose the traffic cone please.

And the murderer?  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2010, 03:16:56 PM
Darwin
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 03:22:17 PM
Darwin

So you said, "Darwin with JOM's Traffic Cone in The Snug"...?

...


...



...



...


[dramatic pause like on Who wants to be a Millionaire]

...


...


..


...


..


You got NONE RIGHT!  point:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2010, 03:32:39 PM
I did not get the chance to say where it all happened  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2010, 03:34:40 PM
Oh I see, I went up the passage without me knowing it.

I understand now. doh:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 04:04:33 PM
I think I will start my own game. This one is more stupid than a stupid thing  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2010, 04:14:40 PM
Please Sir, can I see a picture of this 3D playing matrix thingy, please, in colour preferably, like?  angel1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 04:33:02 PM
I did not get the chance to say where it all happened  Shrugs:

You were in The Snug like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 04:33:34 PM
Please Sir, can I see a picture of this 3D playing matrix thingy, please, in colour preferably, like?  angel1

Ummm....  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 25, 2010, 04:37:19 PM
Dice Roller

You rolled 2 dice:

3 + 4

Timestamp: 2010-11-25 16:35:40 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 04:39:29 PM
Dice Roller

You rolled 2 dice:

3 + 4

Timestamp: 2010-11-25 16:35:40 UTC

Seven. Noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 25, 2010, 06:21:12 PM


4 and 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 18:20:14 UTC

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 06:22:18 PM


4 and 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 18:20:14 UTC



Ten. Noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2010, 06:27:17 PM
Dice Roller

You rolled 2 dice:

2 and 5

Timestamp: 2010-11-25 18:26:13 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 06:28:38 PM
Dice Roller

You rolled 2 dice:

2 and 5

Timestamp: 2010-11-25 18:26:13 UTC

Seven. Noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 06:35:41 PM
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Noted  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 06:38:20 PM
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Noted  whistle:

Took you long enough to find that....  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2010, 06:39:07 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 06:40:22 PM
Double Six again!!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 06:41:15 PM
Noted  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 06:43:21 PM
Double Six again!!!

OMG!  eeek:

You landed on 'Chance?'   razz:






Hold on...







Just reading your card...








Oh, shame... "Pay Barman £5 by pressing the 'Donate' button" happy100
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 06:48:33 PM
He's fainted  lol:

Meanwhile back in the house the victims are mounting  whistle:

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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 06:51:16 PM
Double six!!!  razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 06:51:36 PM
He's fainted  lol:

Meanwhile back in the house the victims are mounting  whistle:

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No dawgs... no water pistols...  ::)

APC
Baldy
Barman
Beerhead
Darwin +1
Growler
Grumpmeister*
JOM
Miss C
Miss D 3+3,
Nick 6+6,
Pasty
Pirate
SmallPint
Snoopy
Tel
TG
Tipsy
TMR
Uncle
Wenchy

Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Poisonous Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone +1
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pasty’s Bread Machine
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TGs Floppy
Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake*
TMR’s Oil Leaky thing
Wenchy’s iPhone

Why do I bother...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 06:53:42 PM
Double six!!!  razz:

Again?  eeek:

That is remarkable!  cloud9:

Hold on...

Oh... "Go Directly to Jail, do not pass Go!, do not collect £200, do not get out of jail until you have pressed 'Donate' and sent barman £5"  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 06:55:49 PM
Barman's Christmas box is looking healthier from playing this game  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 06:56:35 PM
Barman's Christmas box is looking healthier from playing this game  rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:00:10 PM
The complex three-dimensional playing matrix is literally humming with excitement...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 07:02:45 PM
And BM's Y fronts are exploding in a less than pleasant way. Bingo beckons  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:03:45 PM
And BM's Y fronts are exploding in a less than pleasant way. Bingo beckons  noooo:

I hate bad losers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 07:05:14 PM
All peoples except you then  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:07:44 PM
All people's except you then  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 25, 2010, 07:12:58 PM
I've been playing with myself all day and I seem to have won like. angel1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
I've been playing with myself all day and I seem to have won like. angel1

Oh Miss C!   eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 07:14:16 PM
Miss C with the candlestick in the bedroom  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 25, 2010, 07:14:59 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:15:04 PM
Miss C with the candlestick in the bedroom  whistle:

happy001


 redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:15:37 PM
redface:

I should think so!  nonono:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 07:29:57 PM
Miss C! You'll go deaf  razz:

I SAID YOU'LL GO DEAF!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 25, 2010, 07:46:46 PM
Ehh?

Double six in the tap room.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
You rolled 2 dice: Double three 

Timestamp: 2010-11-25 20:04:18 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 08:26:55 PM
I've been busy at work like, a traffic cone isn't really a good killing implement, can I have a chipper instead?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1ktby4150%2Fwood_chipper.jpg&hash=fcdbf922407583aaac74792093824fd611a65444) (http://postimage.org/image/1ktby4150/)


Anyway...


You rolled 2 dice: Double three 

Timestamp: 2010-11-25 20:04:18 UTC


Six. Noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2010, 08:28:05 PM
I'm not sure a chipper would be that unremarkable in most domestic settings JOM  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 25, 2010, 09:10:33 PM
I've been busy at work like, a traffic cone isn't really a good killing implement, can I have a chipper instead?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1ktby4150%2Fwood_chipper.jpg&hash=fcdbf922407583aaac74792093824fd611a65444) (http://postimage.org/image/1ktby4150/)


Anyway...


You rolled 2 dice: Double three  

Timestamp: 2010-11-25 20:04:18 UTC


Ooooh. I jus read a book where the woodsman gets rid of the bodies in a woodchipper. Alex Cross novel I think...

And no...it wasn't freaking The Big Bad Wolf or Snow White...so there
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2010, 10:51:12 PM
Mrs JOM once worked for a company that dealt in larger versions of those, there were some "interesting" people in the business. She left after they were visited by some parties wanted to be involved in the business and had a different way of doing things  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2010, 10:58:16 PM
This game appears to be dragging Barman. Anybody for Name that Tune?


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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 25, 2010, 11:08:56 PM
Wot?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2010, 11:21:50 PM
This game appears to be dragging Barman. Anybody for Name that Tune?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1m5m3xs5g%2Fname_that_tune_1.jpg&hash=925c6b6e7ac414e3b2d77189cc21f90c6f17912e) (http://postimage.org/image/1m5m3xs5g/)


I was surpised when I came across her ...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 04:35:38 AM
This game appears to be dragging Barman. Anybody for Name that Tune?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1m5m3xs5g%2Fname_that_tune_1.jpg&hash=925c6b6e7ac414e3b2d77189cc21f90c6f17912e) (http://postimage.org/image/1m5m3xs5g/)


No!  evil:

Keep rolling the dice like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2010, 04:48:40 AM
I've been playing with myself all day and I seem to have won like. angel1

Wrong game Miss C. That was Frustration
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 08:18:08 AM
Can I play Hungry Hippo's.....lay out some breakfast and I'll get chomping  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:19:43 AM
Can I play Hungry Hippo's.....lay out some breakfast and I'll get chomping  cloud9:

Get off me thread!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 08:20:29 AM
But , but , but ...I'm dying of hunger here  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:23:14 AM
But , but , but ...I'm dying of hunger here  whistle:

Roll the dice or get in the Restaurant!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 08:25:13 AM
You rolled 2 dice:

 6 & 5

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 08:24:33 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:30:00 AM
You rolled 2 dice:

 6 & 5

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 08:24:33 UTC

11 - moves you on to 17 - You have slipped through the secret back passage to the Computer Room!

You have a choice here on the 3D Playing Matrix - try and throw six to take you through the secret trap door to the Medical Centre or have a guess at the killer and murder weapon? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:42:09 AM
It is getting exciting isn't it!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2010, 08:44:26 AM
It is getting exciting isn't it!  cloud9:


Oh yes! I'm fvcking orgasmic about it all. (Also utterly confused)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 09:09:37 AM
It is getting exciting isn't it!  cloud9:


Oh yes! I'm fvcking orgasmic about it all. (Also utterly confused)

My work here is complete!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 09:16:11 AM
Derbyshire Police, with the speed camera and Mr Nick's car  cussing:  £60 and three points  Banghead
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2010, 09:18:58 AM
Oh Dear  happy100
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 09:21:17 AM
57 in a 50mph zone  Angry9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 10:10:06 AM
 happy100  Oh dear.  We could come and take you out to lunch next Sunday to cheer you up like. angel1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 10:13:39 AM
Oh yes  cloud9:

http://www.victoriabeeston.co.uk/food/board.asp (http://www.victoriabeeston.co.uk/food/board.asp)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 10:18:04 AM
 Drool:  Umm I feel a cunning plan coming on!  Prepare to be boarded.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 10:19:42 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 10:57:13 AM
Well that is settled then. Weekend visit from Miss C and Co. and they will be the first to try out my new sofabed.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 11:56:08 AM
Get orf me thread with your weekend arrangements!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 12:08:51 PM
We are going to go to the cave pub too  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2010, 12:12:19 PM
I have at last found my dice in the back of the desk drawer with the Tipp-ex, so I can join in the 'fun'.

4+7
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 12:12:58 PM
Fun?  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 12:19:35 PM
I have at last found my dice in the back of the desk drawer with the Tipp-ex, so I can join in the 'fun'.

4+7

Seven?   rubschin:

Ah... you were checking to see if I was awake...  ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2010, 03:04:10 PM
I have at last found my dice in the back of the desk drawer with the Tipp-ex, so I can join in the 'fun'.

4+7

Seven?   rubschin:

Ah... you were checking to see if I was awake...  ;)


I suspect the clue was in the Tipp-ex  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 03:06:48 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

 6 & 5

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 08:24:33 UTC

11 - moves you on to 17 - You have slipped through the secret back passage to the Computer Room!

You have a choice here on the 3D Playing Matrix - try and throw six to take you through the secret trap door to the Medical Centre or have a guess at the killer and murder weapon? Shrugs:

Errr ...was it Snoopy with his killer Bonio ?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2010, 03:09:54 PM
Please Sir, when we can throw the dice again ... I'm getting terribly excited ...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 03:23:20 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

 6 & 5

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 08:24:33 UTC

11 - moves you on to 17 - You have slipped through the secret back passage to the Computer Room!

You have a choice here on the 3D Playing Matrix - try and throw six to take you through the secret trap door to the Medical Centre or have a guess at the killer and murder weapon? Shrugs:

Errr ...was it Snoopy with his killer Bonio ?

So you said, "Snoopy with Snoopy’s Bone in The Computer Room"...?

...


...



...



...


[dramatic pause like on Who wants to be a Millionaire]

...


...


..


...


..


You got ONE RIGHT!  happ096
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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 03:24:01 PM
I have at last found my dice in the back of the desk drawer with the Tipp-ex, so I can join in the 'fun'.

4+7

Seven?   rubschin:

Ah... you were checking to see if I was awake...  ;)


I suspect the clue was in the Tipp-ex  whistle:

That would make less dots surely... unless the dice were black of course...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 03:27:49 PM
Please Sir, when we can throw the dice again ... I'm getting terribly excited ...  ::)

Roll away!  lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2010, 03:35:12 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

 3 and 1

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 15:34:25 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 03:40:16 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

 3 and 1

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 15:34:25 UTC

Moves you onto 11 and the secret back passage to The Snug!

You get to guess the murderer and murder weapon!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2010, 03:42:52 PM
What the hell's going on?  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2010, 03:44:36 PM
What the hell's going on?  noooo:
shrugs:

I got lost at the 'like Cluedo' stage.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 03:44:43 PM
I won  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 03:45:08 PM
What the hell's going on?  noooo:

happy001

How many halves have you had Uncle...?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2010, 03:45:27 PM
What the hell's going on?  noooo:

Plough through 17 pages of shite or ignore it is my advice!  ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 03:46:02 PM
I won  whistle:

No you didn't! doh:

You only got one right... you have to work out which one it was and what the other two are like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2010, 03:46:58 PM
What the hell's going on?  noooo:

happy001

How many halves have you had Uncle...?

Lots!

 
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2010, 03:48:21 PM
What the hell's going on?  noooo:

happy001

How many halves have you had Uncle...?

Lots!

 
happy088
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 03:48:33 PM
oh !!!
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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 03:49:52 PM
oh !!!
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Oh gawd...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 04:01:01 PM
Double six!!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2010, 04:01:56 PM
I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........










Nick!


wiv my Breadmaker!

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........










Nick!


wiv my Breadmaker!



But where....
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2010, 04:21:30 PM
I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........










Nick!


wiv my Breadmaker!



But where....

Allegedly I've been transported to the Snug via a back passage  rubschin:  Isn't that the location?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 04:40:39 PM
I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........










Nick!


wiv my Breadmaker!



But where....

Allegedly I've been transported to the Snug via a back passage  rubschin:  Isn't that the location?

Correct...

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 04:43:28 PM
I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........










Nick!


wiv my Breadmaker!




So you said, "Nick with Pasty’s Bread Machine in The Snug"...?

...


...



...



...


[dramatic pause like on Who wants to be a Millionaire]

...


...


..


...


..


You got NONE RIGHT!   point:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 04:52:52 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24:

Never mind...

If you throw six you can take the secret passage to either The Commons or The Saloon and have another guess....  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 04:54:21 PM
A summary:

We have eliminated: -

Nick  eeek:
Darwin

The Snug

Pasty's Bread Machine
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 05:01:38 PM
Have Nick and Darwin been murdered then ?  shocked003
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2010, 05:02:43 PM
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"Cluedo doesn't get more exciting than this!"


 noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2010, 05:03:38 PM
Have Nick and Darwin been murdered then ?  shocked003
sad32:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 05:04:33 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mirror.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fm4%2Fmar2009%2F1%2F6%2Fcos-gregg-wallace-pic-sm-image-1-55108143.jpg&hash=4af2a5213bbb3fd4b115cb74d9534250f18a3e8f)

"Cluedo doesn't get more exciting than this!"


 noooo:


happy001
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 05:04:59 PM
Have Nick and Darwin been murdered then ?  shocked003

Silly gerl...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 06:26:09 PM
A summary:

We have eliminated: -

Nick  eeek:
Darwin

The Snug

Pasty's Bread Machine
JOM’s Traffic Cone

SO who has been killed ?...then I can cross them off my list of suspects  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 06:30:40 PM
A summary:

We have eliminated: -

Nick  eeek:
Darwin

The Snug

Pasty's Bread Machine
JOM’s Traffic Cone

SO who has been killed ?...then I can cross them off my list of suspects  rubschin:

doh:

We don't know the name of the murder victim...  noooo:

We just know two people who didn't kill them, one place where it didn't happen and two murder weapons that were not used...

We know it might have been Snoopy or it might have been with Snoopy’s Bone or it might have been in The Computer Room because of your clever guess like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
Well how do you know there's been a murder if there isn't a body?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2010, 07:10:23 PM
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"'Ere, BM, fancy doin' a game of Celebrity Master Cluedo?
That'd be farkin' larrrvely, that would.
So, we've got 2 people out of the finals, one gaff where it didn't 'appen,
and two weapons out.
No vegetables yet I note. Hmmm. Was that Turnip geezer's in or out?
Bit down market, turnips really.
How's about some nice Mange Tout or a bit of seasonal purple sprouting?
Game on, big fellah"


 noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 07:13:34 PM
Well how do you know there's been a murder if there isn't a body?

It is Cluedopoly - of course there is a body!  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2010, 07:18:23 PM
Weeeeeelll.... so you say. He/she could have buggered off in a canoe for all I know
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 07:20:02 PM
Weeeeeelll.... so you say. He/she could have buggered off in a canoe for all I know

I might bugger off in a canoe...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 07:20:59 PM
I see Tipsy is here - she'll breathe some common sense into it all for sure...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 07:29:20 PM
Well how do you know there's been a murder if there isn't a body?

It is Cluedopoly - of course there is a body!  ::)


Where is this body then?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 07:32:50 PM
Well how do you know there's been a murder if there isn't a body?

It is Cluedopoly - of course there is a body!  ::)


Where is this body then?

Well...  the person or persons (unkown) that murdered the previously alive person obviously hid the body...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 07:34:04 PM
Is Tipsy dead?  eeek:

Double six!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 07:37:28 PM
Is Tipsy dead?  eeek:

Double six!!

No, Tipsy is not dead...  noooo:

Throwing a double six is no good for you... you were moved to the Dungeon of darkness, remember? For continually throwing double-sixes in a witch like manner...   ::)

You have to throw 13 to move on - ask Darwin if you can borrow his dice like...   whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 07:39:11 PM
6+7!!  eeek:


SO who is dead then?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 07:40:28 PM
Someone we don't know but killed by one of us . using one of our arsenal, in one of the rooms in this ere house .

Simples  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 07:42:00 PM
Growler, in the computer room, with SNoopy's Bone!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 07:42:58 PM
Growler in the computer room  eeek:

Surely your supposition is fundamentally flawed at the start  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 07:43:43 PM
6+7!!  eeek:


SO who is dead then?


 eeek:

That was quick like!

That releases you from the Dungeon of darkness... you are in The Commons and can guess the Murderer and the Murder Weapon...

Quote from: Wiki
The object of the basic game is for players to strategically move around the three-dimensional gaming matrix, (the pub) in the guise of one of the game's twenty-one characters, collecting clues from which to deduce which suspect murdered the game's perpetual victim: Dr. Black (Mr. Boddy in North American versions), and with which weapon and in what room.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 07:44:30 PM
Growler in the computer room  eeek:

Surely your supposition is fundamentally flawed at the start  rubschin:

Unless it is an analogue computer....  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 07:45:05 PM
Growler in the computer room  eeek:

Surely your supposition is fundamentally flawed at the start  rubschin:

He was in there looking for some valves.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 26, 2010, 07:58:51 PM
4  + 3

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 19:58:04 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 26, 2010, 07:59:44 PM
5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 19:59:13 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 08:00:12 PM
It's not your turn  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:00:23 PM
4  + 3

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 19:58:04 UTC

Seven... is that your first go Gipsy?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
It's not her turn  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:00:56 PM
It's not your turn  ::)

Don't try and spoil it cos you didn't think of it....  point:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 08:01:25 PM
Can we use the valves as a murder weapon? if there is a body hidden somewhere in here. I think we should be told where it is, seems only fair and the smell will be dreadful. whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:01:40 PM
5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 19:59:13 UTC

Eighteen...

Noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 26, 2010, 08:02:16 PM
.
6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:00:43 UTC


I love that thing!  It is almost as good as popping the dice thingy in Frustration ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 08:03:05 PM
How does 5+6 = 18?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:03:26 PM
.
6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:00:43 UTC


I love that thing!  It is almost as good as popping the dice thingy in Frustration ;D

 lol:

Thirty - noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:04:02 PM
How does 5+6 = 18?  rubschin:

Added to her previous score...  ::)

Keep up FFS!  evil:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 08:05:18 PM
Double six!!!!  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 26, 2010, 08:06:35 PM
Double six!!!!  eeek:


Yes !   ;D

FFS keep up!  ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:07:21 PM
Double six!!!!  eeek:

FFS!  Banghead

You are in The Commons.... you have to guess the killer and murder weapon!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 26, 2010, 08:08:39 PM
Double six!!!!  eeek:

FFS!  Banghead

You are in The Commons.... you have to guess the killer and murder weapon!  cussing:

Oh dear.  Are you talking to him or me?  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 08:09:19 PM
Oi BM what about the valves and the smell?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
This is most confuzzling. OK, it's Tipsy, in the Commons with a rake. But who did she kill?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 26, 2010, 08:13:24 PM
Half a crown...2&6

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:14:25 PM
This is most confuzzling. OK, it's Tipsy, in the Commons with a rake. But who did she kill?

Doctor fucking Black!  cussing:

And miraculously you got one right! noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 26, 2010, 08:15:12 PM
Half a crown...2&6

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC


2/6-  ! point:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 08:15:48 PM
I've just thrown up does that count?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 08:16:10 PM
The doctor was fucking Black...well it's obviously an act of revenge . Now we have a motive  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:16:24 PM
Half a crown...2&6

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC

I've lost track... Shrugs:

What did you roll before like...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:16:51 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 08:18:50 PM
Half a crown...2&6

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC

I've lost track... Shrugs:

What did you roll before like...?  noooo:
[/quot

A fag I believe
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 08:19:52 PM
Double six!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:20:25 PM
Half a crown...2&6

Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC

I've lost track... Shrugs:

What did you roll before like...?  noooo:
[/quot

A fag I believe
point:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 08:22:53 PM
Can I pass go yet?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:24:21 PM
Can I pass go yet?

Did you roll your dice like...?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 08:24:26 PM
Can I pass go yet?

Isn't urine the norm ???
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:25:18 PM
My lovely thread...  sad24:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 08:27:45 PM
Is it Tipsy in the Computer Room with the turnip ?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:30:07 PM
Is it Tipsy in the Computer Room with the turnip ?


Well, possibly... but you can't make random guesses...  noooo:

You have to move around the three-dimensional playing atria like...  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 08:30:58 PM
3 & 4

( i so wanted 2 and eight as that would have been very appropriate  lol: )
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2010, 08:33:29 PM
3 & 4

( i so wanted 2 and eight as that would have been very appropriate  lol: )

Seven.... as you got the secret back passage that puts you on square 52... shame you didn't roll six - you could have had the trap door to The Medical centre or The Commons....  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2010, 09:01:58 PM
This is most confuzzling. OK, it's Tipsy, in the Commons with a rake. But who did she kill?

Doctor fucking Black!  cussing:

Ooh, are we playing Maim That Coon?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2010, 09:03:00 PM
3 & 4

( i so wanted 2 and eight as that would have been very appropriate  lol: )

Seven.... as you got the secret back passage that puts you on square 52... shame you didn't roll six - you could have had the trap door to The Medical centre or The Commons....  whistle:

Miss D has a secret back passage, she kept that quiet  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2010, 09:06:12 PM
It's on a need to know basis  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2010, 09:09:14 PM
Can I pass go yet?

Isn't urine the norm ???

is it Norm in the computer room with the valves?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2010, 10:07:51 PM
Double six!!!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 27, 2010, 04:01:37 AM
Double six!!!!


Nick do you think you should wipe your specs?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 04:44:45 AM
Double six!!!!


Nick do you think you should wipe your specs?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2010, 10:40:41 AM
Has anyone won yet?

Is JOM in the medical centre with a syringe?
Darwin in the Commons with a rancid goat?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 10:47:39 AM
Has anyone won yet?

Is JOM in the medical centre with a syringe?
Darwin in the Commons with a rancid goat?

No, no and no...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2010, 03:08:16 PM
Here we go again...

Dice Roller

You rolled 2 dice:

 3 and 4

Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:07:31 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 03:14:05 PM
Here we go again...

Dice Roller

You rolled 2 dice:

 3 and 4

Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:07:31 UTC

Seven from The Snug moves you on to square 18... You landed on Chance!

Hold on... just read your card like...

"You visit Nick but he has been detained at the Police Station - move forward five places!"
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2010, 03:16:45 PM
Yay!  I was thinking of cancelling the visit anyway on account of him being snowed in, like  ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 03:19:00 PM
Yay!  I was thinking of cancelling the visit anyway on account of him being snowed in, like  ;D

 lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
Trains prolly won't be working like  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2010, 03:24:46 PM
Can you get a refund?  happy100
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2010, 03:29:35 PM
 noooo:

Nick will have to pay us back ...and for a days lost werk  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2010, 03:32:11 PM
I'll raise an invoice  whistle:   It's turning out to be quite an expensive month for him, what with the speeding fine an' all  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 03:37:19 PM
My turn...

You rolled 2 dice:

6, and the other one's rolled under the sofa. What do the roolz say Barman?

Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:35:26 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 27, 2010, 03:54:35 PM
5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:53:41 UTC


Now what?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 03:57:55 PM
Barman's checking the roolz on the inside of the box
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 03:59:05 PM
My turn...

You rolled 2 dice:

6, and the other one's rolled under the sofa. What do the roolz say Barman?

Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:35:26 UTC


Roll the die a second time like... we'll remember the six...  ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 04:01:41 PM
5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:53:41 UTC


Now what?

Eleven.

You landed on Chance!

Hold on... just read your card like...

"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"

You are now in The Commons and can have a guess at the killer and murder weapon...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 04:03:37 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

3 + 3, does that make it a double six then?

Timestamp: 2010-11-27 16:02:15 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 04:04:51 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

3 + 3, does that make it a double six then?

Timestamp: 2010-11-27 16:02:15 UTC


No, 6+3 is nine like... hold on... I thought one of them was under the sofa?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 04:06:11 PM

Hold on... just read your card like...

"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"


Are we playing Trivial Pursuit?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 04:07:02 PM

Hold on... just read your card like...

"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"


Are we playing Trivial Pursuit?

No!  evil:

Cluedopoly  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 04:07:20 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

3 + 3, does that make it a double six then?

Timestamp: 2010-11-27 16:02:15 UTC


No, 6+3 is nine like... hold on... I thought one of them was under the sofa?  rubschin:

No, Tipsy got down on her hands and knees while you were reading the roolz like
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 27, 2010, 04:49:28 PM
5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:53:41 UTC


Now what?

Eleven.

You landed on Chance!

Hold on... just read your card like...

"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"

You are now in The Commons and can have a guess at the killer and murder weapon...  cloud9:

I reckon it would be JOM with the Tarmac Rake...  and I've been busy, passion with Barman and now bending over in front of JOM!  Good job I will be safely back at work tomorrow as I will need the rest.  ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 05:45:25 PM
Barman's gone, the suspense is killing me

Can we have an update BM please. Who guessed what, how many they got right, and who's playing, and the killing implements
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 27, 2010, 05:47:59 PM
Barman's gone, the suspense is killing me

Can we have an update BM please. Who guessed what, how many they got right, and who's playing, and the killing implements

You run out of full stops?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 06:01:18 PM
5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:53:41 UTC


Now what?

Eleven.

You landed on Chance!

Hold on... just read your card like...

"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"

You are now in The Commons and can have a guess at the killer and murder weapon...  cloud9:

I reckon it would be JOM with the Tarmac Rake...  and I've been busy, passion with Barman and now bending over in front of JOM!  Good job I will be safely back at work tomorrow as I will need the rest.  ;D

So you said, "JOM with Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake in The Commons"...?

...


...



...



...


[dramatic pause like on Who wants to be a Millionaire]

...


...


..


...


..


You got ONE RIGHT!    happ096
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 07:02:08 PM
Double six!!!



Can we buy some Vaseline for Tipsy too?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
Double six!!!



Can we buy some Vaseline for Tipsy too?

 evil:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2010, 08:29:49 PM
 Was it Tipsy in the pedantry with a full stop.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 06:03:06 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:32:23 AM
A summary:

We have eliminated: -

Nick   
Darwin

The Snug

Pasty's Bread Machine
JOM’s Traffic Cone

Possibilities are: -

JOM or Snoopy

Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake or Snoopy’s Bone

The Commons or the Computer Room

OK?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 08:05:17 AM
When you say we have eliminated do you mean you have eliminated.  This is turning into Masacropoly!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 08:07:31 AM
When you say we have eliminated do you mean you have eliminated.  This is turning into Masacropoly!

I'll eliminate you if you're not careful!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 08:17:49 AM
Double six!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 08:22:45 AM
Double six!!

 ::)

You're in the Medical Centre - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 08:31:31 AM
JOM with a didder?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 08:46:10 AM
JOM with a didder?

 ::)

You guessed JOM with a didder in the Medical Centre?

None right...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2010, 09:06:55 AM
I think I missed my turn what with being incarcerated and stuff.

Four & Three
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 09:16:33 AM
I think I missed my turn what with being incarcerated and stuff.

Four & Three

Moves you on to 10. Noted:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 12:41:26 PM
Mornington Crescent!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 01:04:57 PM
Mornington Crescent!

doh:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2010, 02:27:59 PM
Its obviously going to be LL with the nearest blunt object when she sees the credit card statements  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 02:32:15 PM
Its obviously going to be LL with the nearest blunt object when she sees the credit card statements  whistle:

She's seen them....  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2010, 02:34:04 PM
Do I have long enough to work out the room and the murder weapon?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 02:35:37 PM
Do I have long enough to work out the room and the murder weapon?  rubschin:

She's back in a week...  lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2010, 02:37:36 PM
Sp it could be something random from your place or LL may visit Miss D to arrange that something special gets sent out...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 04:24:27 PM
SNAP.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 04:30:11 PM
Hercule Poirot has slammed the increasing use of forensic policing techniques by Britain’s rural police forces investigating killings in English country houses. The celebrated Belgian detective claims continued advances in DNA evidence, fingerprinting, and CCTV capabilities are threatening the livelihood of a dying breed of eccentric amateurs working with no obvious qualifications or jurisdiction, while also ending upper class killing sprees before there’s a chance for anything really interesting to happen.

‘Eh bien, mes amis, there is no longer the time to use the little grey cells to sift through the red herrings and trap a murderer weeks later after they lurk around in the background with no obvious motive and a firm alibi,’ he lamented, ‘It is a tragedy that more and more Poirot, finding himself in need of mental stimulation, is having to resort to ze sudoku.’



http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/27/technology-taking-the-fun-out-of-country-house-murders-says-hercule-poirot/
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 04:35:07 PM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 04:38:31 PM
I lost the dice when I did an update on the laptop and it restarted. Can you pass them over please Barman
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 04:39:42 PM
I lost the dice when I did an update on the laptop and it restarted. Can you pass them over please Barman

here (http://www.random.org/dice/)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 28, 2010, 04:42:33 PM
4 + 5

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 16:41:11 UTC

Can I have my go cos I want a nice long bath.   ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 04:45:35 PM
4 + 5

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 16:41:11 UTC

Can I have my go cos I want a nice long bath.   ;D

You're on square 29.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 04:51:09 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

2 + 2

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 16:49:36 UTC

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 04:56:54 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

2 + 2

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 16:49:36 UTC



Well, after the debacle of the lost dice die I believe that moves you on to 10?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 04:59:41 PM
Double six  razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:01:43 PM
Double six  razz:

Again?  eeek:

You have landed on Chance.

Hold on... I'll read you card...

"Bad weather snows you in - miss five turns"

Oh... shame...  cry:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:03:49 PM
But that's not fair  sad32:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:05:24 PM
But that's not fair  sad32:

The luck of the dice I'm afraid... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:06:50 PM
Could I move on if, by chance like, I threw another double six?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:09:22 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 09:49:36 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:10:15 PM
Could I move on if, by chance like, I threw another double six?

You have landed on Chance.

Hold on... I'll read you card...

"Bad weather snows you in - miss five turns"

Oh... shame...  cry:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 05:12:05 PM
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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 05:13:20 PM
Oh bugger and it was a double six as well!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:13:57 PM
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Go on....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:14:27 PM
Oh bugger and it was a double six as well!

happy0001

Of course, of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:14:49 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:14:36 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:15:24 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:14:36 UTC


Two...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 28, 2010, 05:16:25 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:14:36 UTC


Two...


thought 6+6 was 12  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:17:13 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:14:36 UTC


Two...


thought 6+6 was 12  rubschin:

His second missed turn like...  cool14:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:18:42 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:19:00 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:19:59 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:19:00 UTC


Three...

I really hope you don't land on Chance again after this and get another five missed goes like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:21:06 PM
That would be highly improbable.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:22:29 PM
That would be highly improbable.

I agree... but then the strangest things happen in the filed of probability and chance...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 28, 2010, 05:23:06 PM
That would be highly improbable.

About the same chance as rolling ten double sixs whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:25:34 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:25:36 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:26:10 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:25:36 UTC


See!  eeek:

Four...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:29:17 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 4

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:29:36 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:31:23 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

6 + 4

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:29:36 UTC


Five...

Away you go... fingers crossed with the chance card thing tho!  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:33:15 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

2 + 3

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:33:36 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 06:03:48 PM
I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....

You rolled 2 dice:

3 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:05:37 PM
I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....

You rolled 2 dice:

3 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC

Is that your first roll...?

Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?

If so... Nine. Noted.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2010, 06:06:07 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

2 + 3

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:33:36 UTC


Have you run out of double sickies or summat?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 06:16:33 PM
I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....

You rolled 2 dice:

3 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC

Is that your first roll...?

Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?

If so... Nine. Noted.

Indeed my first go.

Since I seem to be either a suspect or a victim I thought I'd best try for an alibi at the very least.

I mean ~ do I look guilty (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F14remm6qs%2Fwidegrin.gif&hash=8d4b2173a5148f484ff87fb1309defc92015de5d) (http://www.postimage.org/) or deaded?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:18:35 PM
I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....

You rolled 2 dice:

3 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC

Is that your first roll...?

Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?

If so... Nine. Noted.

Indeed my first go.

Since I seem to be either a suspect or a victim I thought I'd best try for an alibi at the very least.

I mean ~ do I look guilty?

Of course not....  whistle:

Nine. Noted.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2010, 06:20:00 PM
I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....

You rolled 2 dice:

3 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC

Is that your first roll...?

Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?

If so... Nine. Noted.

Indeed my first go.

Since I seem to be either a suspect or a victim I thought I'd best try for an alibi at the very least.

I mean ~ do I look guilty (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F14remm6qs%2Fwidegrin.gif&hash=8d4b2173a5148f484ff87fb1309defc92015de5d) (http://www.postimage.org/) or deaded?


That gold tinsel doesn't help  ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 06:25:57 PM
I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....

You rolled 2 dice:

3 6

Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC

Is that your first roll...?

Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?

If so... Nine. Noted.

Indeed my first go.

Since I seem to be either a suspect or a victim I thought I'd best try for an alibi at the very least.

I mean ~ do I look guilty (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F14remm6qs%2Fwidegrin.gif&hash=8d4b2173a5148f484ff87fb1309defc92015de5d) (http://www.postimage.org/) or deaded?


That gold tinsel doesn't help  ;)

Monsieur Pastis, he 'as spotted the flaw in my plan ~ curse heem.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 07:07:12 PM
Where am I?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 07:16:46 PM
Where am I?

According to a certain Bear of our acquaintance you are in La-La Land. I couldn't possibly comment on the veracity or otherwise of that assertion  angel1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 07:18:42 PM
In the three dimensional matrix you stoopid dog  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 07:22:33 PM
Ah!  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2010, 07:33:24 PM
In the three dimensional matrix you stoopid dog  cussing:

I'd say flummoxed. Additionally, bearing in mind you're snowed in, I reckon "reet clemmed"  razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2010, 08:05:44 PM
Two & Two
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 28, 2010, 08:34:11 PM
.        .
 .        .
  .         .


Timestamp: 2010-11-28 20:31:34 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 09:05:22 PM
Double six!!!!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 09:12:33 PM
.        .
 .        .
  .         .


Timestamp: 2010-11-28 20:31:34 UTC

Terrancestamp: 2010-11-28 13 o clock UCT
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 09:15:37 PM
Double six!!!!!

Careful Nick, if you threw six sixes in the local fete you won a Mini
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 28, 2010, 09:19:02 PM
If he'd done it in the 17 century he'd have been burnt at the stake...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 09:21:07 PM
I am just trying to discover the killer and the weapon.  evil:


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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 28, 2010, 09:28:21 PM
No hair...must be BM
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2010, 11:34:00 PM
SNAP.

BM's neck?  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 28, 2010, 11:48:44 PM
SNAP.

BM's neck?  eeek:


Is LL back early ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 05:09:54 AM
Two & Two

Moves you on to square 14. Noted.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 05:13:44 AM
.        .
 .        .
  .         .


Timestamp: 2010-11-28 20:31:34 UTC

Moves you on to square 14. Noted.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 05:17:39 AM
Double six!!!!!

You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon....  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 05:18:07 AM
.        .
 .        .
  .         .


Timestamp: 2010-11-28 20:31:34 UTC

Terrancestamp: 2010-11-28 13 o clock UCT

 lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 05:19:26 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mirror.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fm4%2Fmar2009%2F1%2F6%2Fcos-gregg-wallace-pic-sm-image-1-55108143.jpg&hash=4af2a5213bbb3fd4b115cb74d9534250f18a3e8f)

"Cluedo doesn't get more exciting than this!"
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2010, 11:04:40 AM
Double six!!!!!

You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon....  eeek:

JOM with the didder
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 11:09:12 AM
Double six!!!!!

You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon....  eeek:

JOM with the didder

You got none right...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2010, 11:10:37 AM
JOM with a didder?

Well, consistent if a little wide of the mark  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2010, 11:11:23 AM
Consistency is a virtue, unless you are pudgy of course  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 11:12:53 AM
Consistency is a virtue, unless you are pudgy of course  noooo:

You're like a recurring bad dream...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2010, 11:22:59 AM
Double six!!!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 29, 2010, 11:27:45 AM
Pirate in the sports bar with a damp jock strap?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2010, 11:31:41 AM
Miss C wins!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 12:24:20 PM
Double six!!!!

Another Chance card!  eveilgrin:

Shall I read it...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2010, 12:30:43 PM
"Take Miss D out for lunch and give her a pudding funnel" ?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 12:41:10 PM
"Take Miss D out for lunch and give her a pudding funnel" ?

 ::) No....
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2010, 12:44:53 PM
But, but, but I have to  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 12:56:17 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 29, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
Where am I ?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2010, 06:08:46 PM
You are there. Just look down and there you are. Apart from your head obviously, which you can't see unless you check in a mirror.


Double Six!!!!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 29, 2010, 06:54:00 PM
Double six!!!!!

You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon....  eeek:

JOM with the didder

Hang on, if you keep throwing mud, some of it's bound to stick. Just ask the Birmingham six, the Guildford four, the Renault five
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2010, 06:58:33 PM
Double six!!!!!

You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon....  eeek:

JOM with the didder

Hang on, if you keep throwing mud, some of it's bound to stick. Just ask the Birmingham six, the Guildford four, the Renault five

And the Baldy One........
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on November 29, 2010, 07:45:13 PM
Pirate in the sports bar with a damp jock strap?

 rubschin:


Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 08:11:03 PM
Where am I ?

Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway...  ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2010, 08:47:33 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

 6 and ...   1

Timestamp: 2010-11-29 20:46:51 UTC
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 08:52:54 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

 6 and ...   1

Timestamp: 2010-11-29 20:46:51 UTC

Square thirty - another Chance card!  ;D

Hold on... just read it for you...

"Nick is sectioned and unable to accept visitors - move forward 8 places"

That lands you in The Medical Centre - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 29, 2010, 08:57:29 PM
Where am I ?

Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway...  ;)

OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

 6 and ...   1

Timestamp: 2010-11-29 20:46:51 UTC

Square thirty - another Chance card!  ;D

Hold on... just read it for you...

"Nick is sectioned and unable to accept visitors - move forward 8 places"

That lands you in The Medical Centre - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon....  cloud9:

I reckon it's ...

Snoopy

with Snoopy's Bone

in the Computer Room!  razz:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
Moi? ~ But I 'ave zee alibi
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 09:10:54 PM
You rolled 2 dice:

 6 and ...   1

Timestamp: 2010-11-29 20:46:51 UTC

Square thirty - another Chance card!  ;D

Hold on... just read it for you...

"Nick is sectioned and unable to accept visitors - move forward 8 places"

That lands you in The Medical Centre - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon....  cloud9:

I reckon it's ...

Snoopy

with Snoopy's Bone

in the Computer Room!  razz:

You can't say Computer Room - you are in The Medical Centre...  ::)

So you said, "Snoopy, with Snoopy's boner in The medical Centre"...?










You got none right!  point:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2010, 09:13:02 PM
Phew!


Free with a single bound!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 09:14:34 PM
Phew!


Free with a single bound!

For now...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 09:28:06 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mirror.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fm4%2Fmar2009%2F1%2F6%2Fcos-gregg-wallace-pic-sm-image-1-55108143.jpg&hash=4af2a5213bbb3fd4b115cb74d9534250f18a3e8f)

"Cluedo doesn't get more exciting than this!"

 eeek: Which berk let BM take his bucket off??
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2010, 09:31:28 PM
Where am I ?

Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway...  ;)

OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?


bend over ... redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 09:35:11 PM
Where am I ?

Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway...  ;)

OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?


bend over ... redface:

 eeek:  Spank2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2010, 09:36:42 PM
Where am I ?

Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway...  ;)

OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?


bend over ... redface:

 eeek:  Spank2:
...and look for the dice .....I had not finished  .... whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 09:51:42 PM
You should know better than to let BM's mind wander  lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 29, 2010, 10:15:23 PM
Oooeer you'll be wanting too look at my community chest next. ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2010, 10:18:56 PM
Oooeer you'll be wanting too look at my community chest next. ;)

do you have a monopoly on that...???
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 10:32:17 PM
Oooeer you'll be wanting too look at my community chest next. ;)

Far be it from me to say no to attractive women  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2010, 11:26:06 PM
3 & 3
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 05:37:21 AM
Oooeer you'll be wanting too look at my community chest next. ;)

 eyes:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 05:37:46 AM
Where am I ?

Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway...  ;)

OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?


bend over ... redface:

 eeek:  Spank2:
...and look for the dice .....I had not finished  .... whistle:

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 05:40:46 AM
3 & 3

Square 20... you are in The Commons and get to choose, etc.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on November 30, 2010, 06:07:32 AM
Hang on, when did Etc join the game?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 06:25:11 AM
Hang on, when did Etc join the game?

She was busy earlier like...  eyes:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2010, 07:00:18 AM
3 & 3

Square 20... you are in The Commons and get to choose, etc.

Was it anything to do with Gordon Brown committing commercial suicide?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2010, 09:36:15 AM
Double six!!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 09:47:58 AM
3 & 3

Square 20... you are in The Commons and get to choose, etc.

Was it anything to do with Gordon Brown committing commercial suicide?

 lol: lol: lol: but no...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 09:48:18 AM
Double six!!!

You don't say...?  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2010, 09:49:46 AM
Double six!!!

You don't say...?  ::)

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 rubschin:

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 09:50:43 AM
Double six!!!

You don't say...?  ::)

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 rubschin:



I think he has that set as his wallpaper Uncle...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on December 03, 2010, 12:56:03 PM
 eeek: eeek:

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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2010, 12:59:43 PM
eeek: eeek:

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 eeek:

Well, as you've thrown a six you can choose the secret short-cut to The Computer Room (and another guess) or move on to square 50?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pastis on December 03, 2010, 01:02:01 PM
Square 50 ... I'm feeling lucky  8)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 03, 2010, 01:08:19 PM
Double 2.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2010, 01:18:40 PM
 I seem to have landed on a ladder.  Is it ladders up and snakes down or the other way round? confused:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2010, 01:19:50 PM
Snakes are down .... In the grass.  angel1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2010, 01:21:32 PM
I will be in the attic in no time then....
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2010, 01:23:52 PM
  eeek:  You really are living in:

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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2010, 01:28:51 PM
Square 50 ... I'm feeling lucky  8)

Not that lucky  noooo:

Roll again...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2010, 01:49:20 PM
  eeek:  You really are living in:

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Yep except that I have escaped for a while.  I will be going back before night falls otherwise I will be turned into a turnip or somesuch.  I think I might start taking pictures and posting them on here along with a map reference just in case I am never seen again. scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2010, 01:55:45 PM
Double six  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2010, 02:26:06 PM
Double six  eeek:
Of course, of course... happy100
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2010, 03:02:05 PM
It was! So anyhoo, JOM with a didder in the Commons.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2010, 08:17:58 PM
This is going really well!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2010, 08:24:02 PM
 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2010, 08:29:31 PM
sadsmiley30:

Is that a die you are kicking?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Just One More on December 09, 2010, 08:45:06 PM
This is going really well!  cloud9:

I agree, I think we all needed that six day break to let the excitement die down  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2010, 08:45:58 PM
This is going really well!  cloud9:

I agree, I think we all needed that six day break to let the excitement die down  whistle:

 cloud9:


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: TG on December 10, 2010, 09:29:11 PM
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like!  cloud9:

I just need to finalise a rule or three....  redface:

Before I wade through this I would like to point out that I never received my prize for being joint winner of the said bingo competition.  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2010, 09:30:17 PM
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like!  cloud9:

I just need to finalise a rule or three....  redface:

Before I wade through this I would like to point out that I never received my prize for being joint winner of the said bingo competition.  whistle:

You just can't get ½ bottles of Ardbeg like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: TG on December 10, 2010, 09:38:06 PM
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like!  cloud9:

I just need to finalise a rule or three....  redface:

Before I wade through this I would like to point out that I never received my prize for being joint winner of the said bingo competition.  whistle:

You just can't get ½ bottles of Ardbeg like...  noooo:

Life's a bitch aint it.

I have read 5 pages of this and have no idea WTF is going on. What page is the rulz on like?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2010, 09:46:20 PM
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like!  cloud9:

I just need to finalise a rule or three....  redface:

Before I wade through this I would like to point out that I never received my prize for being joint winner of the said bingo competition.  whistle:

You just can't get ½ bottles of Ardbeg like...  noooo:

Life's a bitch aint it.

I have read 5 pages of this and have no idea WTF is going on. What page is the rulz on like?

keep reading....  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2010, 09:50:00 PM
Double six  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2010, 07:00:12 AM
Double six  eeek:

Keep dreaming...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2010, 08:36:16 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Misty on December 11, 2010, 04:03:56 PM
 rubschin:

????? don't mean to sound like a total moron, but I'm lost

confused2: confused2: confused2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2010, 04:10:21 PM
Just throw a double six and you can get playing  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Misty on December 11, 2010, 05:38:17 PM

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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2010, 05:39:31 PM
Excellent! You are in the Sports Bar and you have to guess the culprit and the weapon.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Misty on December 11, 2010, 05:59:26 PM
me thinks it was the hippo in the beer garden!


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Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2010, 06:00:41 PM
Wrong  ::)  I consign you to the Dungeon of Despair. YOu miss three goes  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Misty on December 11, 2010, 06:04:45 PM
want to use my get out of jail free card please.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
It doesn't work for the DoD, unfortunately.

Oooh. I threw a double six  eeek:

I say JOM with his didder in the Sports Bar
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2011, 03:19:42 PM
Miss Chievious................by the pool..............food poisoning..............
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:29:05 PM
Barman... in the kitchen.... with the electric carving knife....  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2011, 03:31:56 PM
Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife....  scared2:

that's more likely.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:33:44 PM
Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife....  scared2:

that's more likely.......... whistle:
sad32:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2011, 05:23:18 PM
Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife....  scared2:

that's more likely.......... whistle:

LL caught him washing mini parts in the dishwasher then.  lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2011, 06:22:10 PM
Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife....  scared2:

that's more likely.......... whistle:

LL caught him washing mini parts in the dishwasher then.  lol:

Wouldn't the dishwasher powder make his todger sore though?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 06:26:11 PM
Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife....  scared2:

that's more likely.......... whistle:

LL caught him washing mini parts in the dishwasher then.  lol:

Wouldn't the dishwasher powder make his todger sore though?

doh:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
Post by: Pirate on July 06, 2011, 08:35:08 PM
Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife....  scared2:

that's more likely.......... whistle:

LL caught him washing mini parts in the dishwasher then.  lol:

Wouldn't the dishwasher powder make his todger sore though?

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