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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
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I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! cloud9:
I just need to finalise a rule or three.... redface:
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What do you get for yourself now ? whistle:
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Oh good. I don't watch TV as such (have caught a couple of the last episodes of Mad Men though and thank you all for that) so a new game sounds good to me.
I like playing games. ;D
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This should be a hoot tunble:
PS I need a Mad Men update sad24:
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Its gonna be great like! cloud9:
No doubt Nick will claim he invented it at some point... ::)
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I did invent it cussing: cussing: cussing:
ANd the first correct answer is Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel.
I hereby claim my empty bottle of Ardbeg ::)
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I did invent it cussing: cussing: cussing:
ANd the first correct answer is Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel.
I hereby claim my empty bottle of Ardbeg ::)
So you want to play this game do you? point:
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No, I just won it.
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Its gonna be great like! cloud9:
Do we assume it won't include any need for accuracy of spelling, grammar, or literary references? whistle:
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Its gonna be great like! cloud9:
Do we assume it won't include any need for accuracy of spelling, grammar, or literary references? whistle:
Yea it is safe 2 asume that! ;)
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ANother slow motion car crash beckons noooo:
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No, I just won it.
You haven't won because it hasn't even started yet... ::)
And it wasn't Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel anyway.... redface:
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No, I just won it.
You haven't won because it hasn't even started yet... ::)
And it wasn't Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel anyway.... redface:
Was she with a spade instead?
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No, I just won it.
You haven't won because it hasn't even started yet... ::)
And it wasn't Tipsy, in the Saloon Bar, with a shovel anyway.... redface:
Was she with a spade instead?
No, a Nig- shutup:
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Its gonna be great like! cloud9:
Do we assume it won't include any need for accuracy of spelling, grammar, or literary references? whistle:
I thought the same my dear old pedant!
An empty Ardbeg bottle surely Dr Nick! cool14:
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I believe Mrs Snoopy "owes me one" whistle:
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I was forced to accept it on your behalf this morning redface:
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Are you suggesting some kind of relay arrangement? sick2: (relay, geddit?)
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I got it all right. eyes:
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Two and a half hours, 19 posts and still no rulz? tunble:
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He has drunk the prize and has forgotten about the whole thing noooo:
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Vanished now!
Prolly out cold under a table somewhere ..... or back in his secret place above the false ceiling in the Ladies.
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You can't just throw these things together... ::)
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You can't just throw these things together... ::)
I used to be a publican you know. I remember the brewery rep telling me to advertise that people should arrive by 7 "To be sure of a seat" on all posters about upcoming quiz nights and live music evenings .... and then not start them until 8.30. Just so they would have to buy several pints before they got the entertainment 'cos once that starts they slow down on the drinking!
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You can't just throw these things together... ::)
I used to be a publican you know. I remember the brewery rep telling me to advertise that people should arrive by 7 "To be sure of a seat" on all posters about upcoming quiz nights and live music evenings .... and then not start them until 8.30. Just so they would have to buy several pints before they got the entertainment 'cos once that starts they slow down on the drinking!
whistle:
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Somebody e-mailed me that eye the other day, but it wasn't peering from there whistle:
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The "All Seeing Eye" .........You never know who is watching you.
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So wot is the game ? angry041:
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So wot is the game ? angry041:
Ummmm.... redface:
Well, it is loosely based on CluedoTM like.... prolly... Yes, Cluedo... redface:
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Well I know who is going to be the murder victim and who the killer is already eveilgrin:
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Well I know who is going to be the murder victim and who the killer is already eveilgrin:
scared2:
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We can't really call it CLuedo though. How about Clueless?
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We can't really call it CLuedo though. How about Clueless?
Actually, it is a combination of Cluedo and Monopoly wot I have invented like...
CludeopolyTM cloud9:
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Poly Clud's rubschin:
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Poly Clud's rubschin:
noooo:
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Clodhopperly?
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Clodhopperly?
No... ::)
ClueDopolyTM cloud9:
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Monoclue rubschin:
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Nottaclue?
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Monoclue rubschin:
No! cussing:
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happy001
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Have the rulz been sorted yet?
I want to go and kill someone. evil:
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Have the rulz been sorted yet?
I want to go and kill someone. evil:
The dog ate them... I'll have to start again like.... redface:
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That's right ~ blame me again! sad24:
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Get them done soon pls, I cannot wait too long before I use the lead pipe on a few wasters!
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Get them done soon pls, I cannot wait too long before I use the lead pipe on a few wasters!
A lead pipe you say... rubschin:
As a weapon like... now that is a good idea! cloud9:
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Hasn't this bleddy game started yet? razz:
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Nah, he is swotting up on the Mr Men books noooo:
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Or got diverted on the t'internet when he googled 'role play' whistle:
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With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined... redface:
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With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined... redface:
shutup: shutup:
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With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined... redface:
shutup: shutup:
Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo... rubschin:
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With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined... redface:
shutup: shutup:
Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo... rubschin:
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With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined... redface:
shutup: shutup:
Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo... rubschin:
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Mr. T is dead? eeek:
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Well just restart my excellent Celebrity Death Bingo game then
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Well just restart my excellent Celebrity Death Bingo game then
Merge Celebrity Death Bingo with ClueopolyTM like...? rubschin:
The All New Celebrity Death ClueOpoly Game! cloud9:
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With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined... redface:
shutup: shutup:
Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo... rubschin:
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Mr. T is dead? eeek:
Nah ~ just a thought that flashed through my mind when I reached the bit about £200 donations!
Good hint though ..... your postal order is in the mail.
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Well just restart my excellent Celebrity Death Bingo game then
Merge Celebrity Death Bingo with ClueopolyTM like...? rubschin:
The All New Celebrity Death ClueOpoly Game! cloud9:
Commonly called Patience/ Patients noooo:
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Well just restart my excellent Celebrity Death Bingo game then
Merge Celebrity Death Bingo with ClueopolyTM like...? rubschin:
The All New Celebrity Death ClueOpoly Game! cloud9:
Commonly called Patience/ Patients noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Ooooo can I look after the Colonels plums in the library please?
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Ooooo can I look after the Colonels plums in the library please?
I'm the colonel... eyes:
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What it the plum passing etiquette? Should they be passed to the left, the right or through the eye of a needle? rubschin:
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What it the plum passing etiquette? Should they be passed to the left, the right or through the eye of a needle? rubschin:
You put the left plum in, the left plum out... etc. lol:
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I see that this might call for some manual dexterity. noooo:
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I see that this might call for some manual dexterity. noooo:
You'll get the hang of it... ;)
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I will need some practice.
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whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iteDOyGFf0A
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I will need some practice.
razz:
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Will this stoopid game never start?
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He's being a trick tease noooo:
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Will this stoopid game never start?
In the fullness of time... whistle:
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He's dangling his carrot again noooo:
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He's dangling his carrot again noooo:
ooohhh you are awful....
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He's dangling his carrot again noooo:
I've seen him on that Esther Rantzen's show .... long time ago ~ spect it's he's even more shrivelled by now.
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I've just thrown a six do I get another go?
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Try throwing a fit and see what happens spider:
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Try throwing a fit and see what happens spider:
::)
You have to throw a double-six before you can throw a fit... noooo:
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A terrorist held in Guantánamo Bay was given the choice of throwing some dice. He was told that if he threw anything between one and five he would have his head cut off.
He asked what would happen if he threw a six.
He was told that he could throw again...
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Me thread! sad24:
Okay, the players (and therefore potential murderers) are: -
APC
Baldy
Barman
Beerhead
Darwin
Growler
Grumpmeister
JOM
Miss C
Miss D
Nick
Pasty
Pirate
SmallPint
Snoopy
Tel
TG
Tipsy
TMR
Uncle
Wenchy
Hands up if I have forgotten anybody? Shrugs:
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Spider?
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LL
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Have they already been murdered if they are not on the list ? rubschin:
Or attempted murdered whistle:
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Who the fuck is Spider...? Shrugs:
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And the potential Murder Locations are: -
Saloon Bar
The Comedy Room
The Commons
The Computer Room
The Library
The Medical Centre
The Petrol head Zone
The Restaurant
The Snug
The Sports Bar
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Could we have a massacre? I like a good massacre! eveilgrin:
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And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit and in-your-end-oh whistle:
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Not a hope Miss D! noooo:L
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And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit and in-your-end-oh whistle:
I'm werking on the weapons like... eveilgrin:
Needless to say your axe features... ;D
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Could we have a massacre? I like a good massacre! eveilgrin:
If you throw a double-seven... ::)
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Will they glow in the dark? Can I ace the glow in the dark boot or do I have to have the glow in the dark top hat?
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Will they glow in the dark? Can I ace the glow in the dark boot or do I have to have the glow in the dark top hat?
They're virtual... they don't glow in the dark... ::)
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And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit and in-your-end-oh whistle:
I'm werking on the weapons like... eveilgrin:
Needless to say your axe features... ;D
Excellent eveilgrin:
What about JOM's concrete mixer, Darwin's combine harvester , Tipsy's nails , Miss C's Slugpoon and Baldy's bitterness ;D
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And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit and in-your-end-oh whistle:
I'm werking on the weapons like... eveilgrin:
Needless to say your axe features... ;D
Excellent eveilgrin:
What about JOM's concrete mixer, Darwin's combine harvester , Tipsy's nails , Miss C's Slugpoon and Baldy's bitterness ;D
Yes, they're all in... ::)
You've bloody spoilt it all now! sad24:
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Wot Shrugs:
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Wot Shrugs:
You've given it all away... before the grand unveiling like... evil:
I shall have to re-write all the rulez now... noooo:
Talk amongst yourselves for a while...
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Like you ever really had a new game ::)
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Like you ever really had a new game ::)
I bloody did like! cussing:
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I have a long pointy thing.
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I have a long pointy thing.
Not now Nick! sick2:
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Like you ever really had a new game ::)
I bloody did like! cussing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2voeqck5UkA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2voeqck5UkA)
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evil:
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Okay... the murder weapons are: -
Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TG’s Floppy
Tipsy’s Unlucky Heather
Wenchy’s iPhone
OK?
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Okay... the murder weapons are: -
Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TG’s Floppy
Tipsy’s Unlucky Heather
Wenchy’s iPhone
OK?
Nooo! My heather is extremely lucky but my tarmac rake can be leathal. eveilgrin:
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Okay... the murder weapons are: -
Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TG’s Floppy
Tipsy’s Unlucky Heather
Wenchy’s iPhone
OK?
What about TMR's throbbing lump of British Iron rubschin:
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Pastis's dough machine
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Oh bloody hell... I knew this would be the sticking point... ::)
Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pasty’s Bread Machine
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TG’s Floppy
Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake
TMR’s Oil Leaky thing
Wenchy’s iPhone
OK? Shrugs:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Now, you all need a dice each...
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I have mine whistle:
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I have mine whistle:
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doh:
How will you throw a six to start with those...? Shrugs:
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If I use them lots I can throw a sicky ..is that the same ?
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Now, you all need a dice each...
Di whistle:
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If I use them lots I can throw a sicky ..is that the same ?
No... noooo:
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Now, you all need a dice each...
Di whistle:
Whatever! Have you got one? ::)
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Is this a simultaneous wrist action game ? rubschin:
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Is this a simultaneous wrist action game ? rubschin:
No... noooo:
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If Pastis and Pirate got together they could have a dough hook.
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Are you treating my turnip as a poison or a blunt instrument?
Oh, and it's TGs floppy, unless TG's floppy, in which case he won't be wanting to play.
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Who the fuck is Spider...? Shrugs:
2 Spiders, 0 Guests, 6 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Pirate, Pastis, Just One More, Darwins Selection, The Moan Ranger, Miss Demeanor
Spiders active in past 15 minutes:
Googlebot, Yahoo! Slurp
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If Pastis and Pirate got together they could have a dough hook.
I'm thinking of trading in my bread maker for a telescopic sword wot I bought when away; his cutlass, my sword ... we'll see no ships either rubschin:
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With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined... redface:
shutup: shutup:
Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo... rubschin:
Actually that's not a bad idea, given your track record of gubbage pressing the donate button would have likely ended up giving us £200 whistle:
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Who the fuck is Spider...? Shrugs:
2 Spiders, 0 Guests, 6 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Pirate, Pastis, Just One More, Darwins Selection, The Moan Ranger, Miss Demeanor
Spiders active in past 15 minutes:
Googlebot, Yahoo! Slurp
Oh... redface:
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Are you treating my turnip as a poison or a blunt instrument?
Oh, and it's TGs floppy, unless TG's floppy, in which case he won't be wanting to play.
Oh gawd! ::)
Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Poisonous Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pasty’s Bread Machine
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TGs Floppy
Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake
TMR’s Oil Leaky thing
Wenchy’s iPhone
Any more pedantry...?
Or can we get started? eveilgrin:
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Are we playing table clockwise or anti-table clockwise?
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Are we playing table clockwise or anti-table clockwise?
We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention... whistle:
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Do I have to shake yet ???
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Tremble might be a better plan. spider:
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Do I have to shake yet ???
We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention... whistle:
::)
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Okay, you’ll all need some dice – except TMR who is just going to use one die and therefore won’t be able to throw a double-six to start.
Barman’s Automated Random Selection Equipment will choose the murderer, location and murder weapon from the agreed lists. I obviously won’t be able to play this round but Barman will be included in the list that ARSE chooses from.
So in turn, each of you throw your dice and post the score – you need double-six to start. The scorer (me for the first game) will plot your position on the three dimensional playing matrix. You’ll obviously need to try and avoid the ladder of doom and Microwave of Destruction. If you land on ‘Go To Jail’ you will need to throw a double-six to rejoin the game (not you TMR).
The Scorer will notify the player if he/she has landed on a ‘Chance?’ or ‘Community Chest’ square and what the card reads.
Obviously the best playing tactic is to head for the secret back passages which will whisk you to one of the ten murder locations where you can guess the murder and murder weapon. The scorer will let you know how many of the three are correct but not which ones they are.
Simples!
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Double six!! Now what?
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So essentially you want us to play with your arse rubschin:
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Do we have a district nurse character ?
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Double six!! Now what?
We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention... whistle:
::)
Obviously, I am relying on your honesty and integrity in correctly posting your scores... rubschin:
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APC isn't here.
Double six again!
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Nick, it's a waiting game, geddit? a W A I T I N G G A M E ... tunble:
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I can see I should have provided Wiki links to honesty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honesty) and integrity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrity).... ::)
I may have to re-think the dice throwing bit if you keep getting double-sixes... rubschin:
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I can't help being lucky.
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I can't help being lucky.
happy001
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I've sniffed this arse thing ..... some are better than others. razz:
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Double six again!! eeek:
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Double six again!! eeek:
Remarkable... ::)
I can see I'm going to have to take charge of rolling the dice...
I'm going to use the random dice roller thing that can be found here: - (http://www.random.org/dice/?num=2)
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Good idea. I just tried it! Double six angel1
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Eyes down, first number: -
APC - 5+4
Baldy 1+1
Barman - excluded
Beerhead 5+4
Darwin 2+4
Growler 3+5
Grumpmeister 5+5 - so close!
JOM 3+1
Miss C 1+3
Miss D 5+1
Nick 1+4
Pasty 4+4
Pirate 5+2
SmallPint 2+2
Snoopy 6+4
Tel 5+5
TG 4+1
Tipsy 4+5
TMR 3+6
Uncle 1+1
Wenchy 2+3
rubschin:
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Good idea. I just tried it! Double six angel1
Amazing ~ so did I! (Honest)
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It's just taken me 38 attempts on the random dice to get a double six.
I'm gonna get a birthday card from the Queen before I get to move noooo:
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Eyes down, first number: -
APC - 5+4
Baldy 1+1
Barman - excluded
Beerhead 5+4
Darwin 2+4
Growler 3+5
Grumpmeister 5+5 - so close!
JOM 3+1
Miss C 1+3
Miss D 5+1
Nick 1+4
Pasty 4+4
Pirate 5+2
SmallPint 2+2
Snoopy 6+4
Tel 5+5
TG 4+1
Tipsy 4+5
TMR 3+6
Uncle 1+1
Wenchy 2+3
rubschin:
WTF is that about?
If it means I have to roll a 1 and a 4 I have already done so, so now what?
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I think it means that BM is using the dice link to give each of us our scores.
In other words we do nothing and he has appointed himself Chief Tosser. razz:
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No, he just made them up cussing:
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Like I said! razz:
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Game over ... I did it redface:
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drumroll:
I have just thrown another double six angel1
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happy001
Okay, the dicey thing doesn't work does it... noooo:
I thought it would take longer for the wheels to come off like... rubschin:
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Lets forget double six to start...
Anybody that wants to play, roll their dice and I'm move your piece on the 3D playing matrix like... whistle:
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OK
Um.....
Double Six!!
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Double three
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OK
Um.....
Double Six!!
Noted:
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Double three
Noted:
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2 & 1
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You seem to have come third spider:
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2 & 1
Oooohhhh.... the secret back passage to The Snug!
You get to choose a murderer and weapon! eveilgrin:
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I will choose the traffic cone please.
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I will choose the traffic cone please.
And the murderer? ::)
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Darwin
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Darwin
So you said, "Darwin with JOM's Traffic Cone in The Snug"...?
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[dramatic pause like on Who wants to be a Millionaire]
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You got NONE RIGHT! point:
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I did not get the chance to say where it all happened Shrugs:
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Oh I see, I went up the passage without me knowing it.
I understand now. doh:
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I think I will start my own game. This one is more stupid than a stupid thing noooo:
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Please Sir, can I see a picture of this 3D playing matrix thingy, please, in colour preferably, like? angel1
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I did not get the chance to say where it all happened Shrugs:
You were in The Snug like... whistle:
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Please Sir, can I see a picture of this 3D playing matrix thingy, please, in colour preferably, like? angel1
Ummm.... redface:
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Dice Roller
You rolled 2 dice:
3 + 4
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 16:35:40 UTC
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Dice Roller
You rolled 2 dice:
3 + 4
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 16:35:40 UTC
Seven. Noted:
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4 and 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 18:20:14 UTC
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4 and 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 18:20:14 UTC
Ten. Noted:
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Dice Roller
You rolled 2 dice:
2 and 5
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 18:26:13 UTC
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Dice Roller
You rolled 2 dice:
2 and 5
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 18:26:13 UTC
Seven. Noted:
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Noted whistle:
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Noted whistle:
Took you long enough to find that.... ::)
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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Double Six again!!!
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Noted noooo:
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Double Six again!!!
OMG! eeek:
You landed on 'Chance?' razz:
Hold on...
Just reading your card...
Oh, shame... "Pay Barman £5 by pressing the 'Donate' button" happy100
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He's fainted lol:
Meanwhile back in the house the victims are mounting whistle:
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Double six!!! razz:
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He's fainted lol:
Meanwhile back in the house the victims are mounting whistle:
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No dawgs... no water pistols... ::)
APC
Baldy
Barman
Beerhead
Darwin +1
Growler
Grumpmeister*
JOM
Miss C
Miss D 3+3,
Nick 6+6,
Pasty
Pirate
SmallPint
Snoopy
Tel
TG
Tipsy
TMR
Uncle
Wenchy
Barman’s Pump
Darwin’s Poisonous Turnip
Growler’s 4x4
JOM’s Traffic Cone +1
Miss C’s SlugPoon™
Miss D’s Axe
Nick’s SuperGlue
Pasty’s Bread Machine
Pirate’s Cutlass
Snoopy’s Bone
TGs Floppy
Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake*
TMR’s Oil Leaky thing
Wenchy’s iPhone
Why do I bother...? noooo:
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Double six!!! razz:
Again? eeek:
That is remarkable! cloud9:
Hold on...
Oh... "Go Directly to Jail, do not pass Go!, do not collect £200, do not get out of jail until you have pressed 'Donate' and sent barman £5" eveilgrin:
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Barman's Christmas box is looking healthier from playing this game rubschin:
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Barman's Christmas box is looking healthier from playing this game rubschin:
whistle:
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The complex three-dimensional playing matrix is literally humming with excitement... cloud9:
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And BM's Y fronts are exploding in a less than pleasant way. Bingo beckons noooo:
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And BM's Y fronts are exploding in a less than pleasant way. Bingo beckons noooo:
I hate bad losers... noooo:
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All peoples except you then whistle:
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All people's except you then whistle:
redface:
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I've been playing with myself all day and I seem to have won like. angel1
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I've been playing with myself all day and I seem to have won like. angel1
Oh Miss C! eeek:
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Miss C with the candlestick in the bedroom whistle:
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redface:
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Miss C with the candlestick in the bedroom whistle:
happy001
redface:
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redface:
I should think so! nonono:
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Miss C! You'll go deaf razz:
I SAID YOU'LL GO DEAF!
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Ehh?
Double six in the tap room.
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You rolled 2 dice: Double three
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 20:04:18 UTC
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I've been busy at work like, a traffic cone isn't really a good killing implement, can I have a chipper instead?
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Anyway...
You rolled 2 dice: Double three
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 20:04:18 UTC
Six. Noted:
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I'm not sure a chipper would be that unremarkable in most domestic settings JOM rubschin:
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I've been busy at work like, a traffic cone isn't really a good killing implement, can I have a chipper instead?
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Anyway...
You rolled 2 dice: Double three
Timestamp: 2010-11-25 20:04:18 UTC
Ooooh. I jus read a book where the woodsman gets rid of the bodies in a woodchipper. Alex Cross novel I think...
And no...it wasn't freaking The Big Bad Wolf or Snow White...so there
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Mrs JOM once worked for a company that dealt in larger versions of those, there were some "interesting" people in the business. She left after they were visited by some parties wanted to be involved in the business and had a different way of doing things scared2:
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This game appears to be dragging Barman. Anybody for Name that Tune?
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Wot?
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This game appears to be dragging Barman. Anybody for Name that Tune?
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I was surpised when I came across her ...
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This game appears to be dragging Barman. Anybody for Name that Tune?
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No! evil:
Keep rolling the dice like.... whistle:
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I've been playing with myself all day and I seem to have won like. angel1
Wrong game Miss C. That was Frustration
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Can I play Hungry Hippo's.....lay out some breakfast and I'll get chomping cloud9:
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Can I play Hungry Hippo's.....lay out some breakfast and I'll get chomping cloud9:
Get off me thread! cussing:
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But , but , but ...I'm dying of hunger here whistle:
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But , but , but ...I'm dying of hunger here whistle:
Roll the dice or get in the Restaurant! cussing:
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 & 5
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 08:24:33 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 & 5
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 08:24:33 UTC
11 - moves you on to 17 - You have slipped through the secret back passage to the Computer Room!
You have a choice here on the 3D Playing Matrix - try and throw six to take you through the secret trap door to the Medical Centre or have a guess at the killer and murder weapon? Shrugs:
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It is getting exciting isn't it! cloud9:
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It is getting exciting isn't it! cloud9:
Oh yes! I'm fvcking orgasmic about it all. (Also utterly confused)
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It is getting exciting isn't it! cloud9:
Oh yes! I'm fvcking orgasmic about it all. (Also utterly confused)
My work here is complete! cloud9:
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Derbyshire Police, with the speed camera and Mr Nick's car cussing: £60 and three points Banghead
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Oh Dear happy100
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57 in a 50mph zone Angry9:
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happy100 Oh dear. We could come and take you out to lunch next Sunday to cheer you up like. angel1
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Oh yes cloud9:
http://www.victoriabeeston.co.uk/food/board.asp (http://www.victoriabeeston.co.uk/food/board.asp)
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Drool: Umm I feel a cunning plan coming on! Prepare to be boarded.
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eeek:
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Well that is settled then. Weekend visit from Miss C and Co. and they will be the first to try out my new sofabed. cloud9:
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Get orf me thread with your weekend arrangements! cussing:
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We are going to go to the cave pub too cloud9:
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I have at last found my dice in the back of the desk drawer with the Tipp-ex, so I can join in the 'fun'.
4+7
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Fun? eeek:
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I have at last found my dice in the back of the desk drawer with the Tipp-ex, so I can join in the 'fun'.
4+7
Seven? rubschin:
Ah... you were checking to see if I was awake... ;)
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I have at last found my dice in the back of the desk drawer with the Tipp-ex, so I can join in the 'fun'.
4+7
Seven? rubschin:
Ah... you were checking to see if I was awake... ;)
I suspect the clue was in the Tipp-ex whistle:
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 & 5
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 08:24:33 UTC
11 - moves you on to 17 - You have slipped through the secret back passage to the Computer Room!
You have a choice here on the 3D Playing Matrix - try and throw six to take you through the secret trap door to the Medical Centre or have a guess at the killer and murder weapon? Shrugs:
Errr ...was it Snoopy with his killer Bonio ?
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Please Sir, when we can throw the dice again ... I'm getting terribly excited ... ::)
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 & 5
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 08:24:33 UTC
11 - moves you on to 17 - You have slipped through the secret back passage to the Computer Room!
You have a choice here on the 3D Playing Matrix - try and throw six to take you through the secret trap door to the Medical Centre or have a guess at the killer and murder weapon? Shrugs:
Errr ...was it Snoopy with his killer Bonio ?
So you said, "Snoopy with Snoopy’s Bone in The Computer Room"...?
...
...
...
...
[dramatic pause like on Who wants to be a Millionaire]
...
...
..
...
..
You got ONE RIGHT! happ096
[/quote]
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I have at last found my dice in the back of the desk drawer with the Tipp-ex, so I can join in the 'fun'.
4+7
Seven? rubschin:
Ah... you were checking to see if I was awake... ;)
I suspect the clue was in the Tipp-ex whistle:
That would make less dots surely... unless the dice were black of course... rubschin:
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Please Sir, when we can throw the dice again ... I'm getting terribly excited ... ::)
Roll away! lol:
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You rolled 2 dice:
3 and 1
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 15:34:25 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
3 and 1
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 15:34:25 UTC
Moves you onto 11 and the secret back passage to The Snug!
You get to guess the murderer and murder weapon! cloud9:
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What the hell's going on? noooo:
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What the hell's going on? noooo:
shrugs:
I got lost at the 'like Cluedo' stage.
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I won whistle:
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What the hell's going on? noooo:
happy001
How many halves have you had Uncle...?
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What the hell's going on? noooo:
Plough through 17 pages of shite or ignore it is my advice! ;)
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I won whistle:
No you didn't! doh:
You only got one right... you have to work out which one it was and what the other two are like... whistle:
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What the hell's going on? noooo:
happy001
How many halves have you had Uncle...?
Lots!
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What the hell's going on? noooo:
happy001
How many halves have you had Uncle...?
Lots!
happy088
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oh !!!
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oh !!!
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Oh gawd... ::)
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Double six!!!
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I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........
Nick!
wiv my Breadmaker!
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I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........
Nick!
wiv my Breadmaker!
But where....
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I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........
Nick!
wiv my Breadmaker!
But where....
Allegedly I've been transported to the Snug via a back passage rubschin: Isn't that the location?
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I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........
Nick!
wiv my Breadmaker!
But where....
Allegedly I've been transported to the Snug via a back passage rubschin: Isn't that the location?
Correct...
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I accuse .... (dramatic pause) ........
Nick!
wiv my Breadmaker!
So you said, "Nick with Pasty’s Bread Machine in The Snug"...?
...
...
...
...
[dramatic pause like on Who wants to be a Millionaire]
...
...
..
...
..
You got NONE RIGHT! point:
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sad24: sad24: sad24:
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sad24: sad24: sad24:
Never mind...
If you throw six you can take the secret passage to either The Commons or The Saloon and have another guess.... whistle:
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A summary:
We have eliminated: -
Nick eeek:
Darwin
The Snug
Pasty's Bread Machine
JOM’s Traffic Cone
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Have Nick and Darwin been murdered then ? shocked003
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"Cluedo doesn't get more exciting than this!"
noooo:
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Have Nick and Darwin been murdered then ? shocked003
sad32:
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"Cluedo doesn't get more exciting than this!"
noooo:
happy001
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Have Nick and Darwin been murdered then ? shocked003
Silly gerl... ::)
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A summary:
We have eliminated: -
Nick eeek:
Darwin
The Snug
Pasty's Bread Machine
JOM’s Traffic Cone
SO who has been killed ?...then I can cross them off my list of suspects rubschin:
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A summary:
We have eliminated: -
Nick eeek:
Darwin
The Snug
Pasty's Bread Machine
JOM’s Traffic Cone
SO who has been killed ?...then I can cross them off my list of suspects rubschin:
doh:
We don't know the name of the murder victim... noooo:
We just know two people who didn't kill them, one place where it didn't happen and two murder weapons that were not used...
We know it might have been Snoopy or it might have been with Snoopy’s Bone or it might have been in The Computer Room because of your clever guess like... noooo:
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Well how do you know there's been a murder if there isn't a body?
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"'Ere, BM, fancy doin' a game of Celebrity Master Cluedo?
That'd be farkin' larrrvely, that would.
So, we've got 2 people out of the finals, one gaff where it didn't 'appen,
and two weapons out.
No vegetables yet I note. Hmmm. Was that Turnip geezer's in or out?
Bit down market, turnips really.
How's about some nice Mange Tout or a bit of seasonal purple sprouting?
Game on, big fellah"
noooo:
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Well how do you know there's been a murder if there isn't a body?
It is Cluedopoly - of course there is a body! ::)
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Weeeeeelll.... so you say. He/she could have buggered off in a canoe for all I know
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Weeeeeelll.... so you say. He/she could have buggered off in a canoe for all I know
I might bugger off in a canoe... noooo:
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I see Tipsy is here - she'll breathe some common sense into it all for sure... cloud9:
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Well how do you know there's been a murder if there isn't a body?
It is Cluedopoly - of course there is a body! ::)
Where is this body then?
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Well how do you know there's been a murder if there isn't a body?
It is Cluedopoly - of course there is a body! ::)
Where is this body then?
Well... the person or persons (unkown) that murdered the previously alive person obviously hid the body... ::)
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Is Tipsy dead? eeek:
Double six!!
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Is Tipsy dead? eeek:
Double six!!
No, Tipsy is not dead... noooo:
Throwing a double six is no good for you... you were moved to the Dungeon of darkness, remember? For continually throwing double-sixes in a witch like manner... ::)
You have to throw 13 to move on - ask Darwin if you can borrow his dice like... whistle:
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6+7!! eeek:
SO who is dead then?
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Someone we don't know but killed by one of us . using one of our arsenal, in one of the rooms in this ere house .
Simples rubschin:
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Growler, in the computer room, with SNoopy's Bone!
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Growler in the computer room eeek:
Surely your supposition is fundamentally flawed at the start rubschin:
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6+7!! eeek:
SO who is dead then?
eeek:
That was quick like!
That releases you from the Dungeon of darkness... you are in The Commons and can guess the Murderer and the Murder Weapon...
The object of the basic game is for players to strategically move around the three-dimensional gaming matrix, (the pub) in the guise of one of the game's twenty-one characters, collecting clues from which to deduce which suspect murdered the game's perpetual victim: Dr. Black (Mr. Boddy in North American versions), and with which weapon and in what room.
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Growler in the computer room eeek:
Surely your supposition is fundamentally flawed at the start rubschin:
Unless it is an analogue computer.... whistle:
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Growler in the computer room eeek:
Surely your supposition is fundamentally flawed at the start rubschin:
He was in there looking for some valves.
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4 + 3
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 19:58:04 UTC
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5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 19:59:13 UTC
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It's not your turn ::)
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4 + 3
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 19:58:04 UTC
Seven... is that your first go Gipsy? rubschin:
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It's not her turn ::)
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It's not your turn ::)
Don't try and spoil it cos you didn't think of it.... point:
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Can we use the valves as a murder weapon? if there is a body hidden somewhere in here. I think we should be told where it is, seems only fair and the smell will be dreadful. whistle:
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5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 19:59:13 UTC
Eighteen...
Noted:
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.
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:00:43 UTC
I love that thing! It is almost as good as popping the dice thingy in Frustration ;D
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How does 5+6 = 18? rubschin:
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.
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:00:43 UTC
I love that thing! It is almost as good as popping the dice thingy in Frustration ;D
lol:
Thirty - noted:
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How does 5+6 = 18? rubschin:
Added to her previous score... ::)
Keep up FFS! evil:
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Double six!!!! eeek:
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Double six!!!! eeek:
Yes ! ;D
FFS keep up! ;D
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Double six!!!! eeek:
FFS! Banghead
You are in The Commons.... you have to guess the killer and murder weapon! cussing:
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Double six!!!! eeek:
FFS! Banghead
You are in The Commons.... you have to guess the killer and murder weapon! cussing:
Oh dear. Are you talking to him or me? scared2:
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Oi BM what about the valves and the smell?
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This is most confuzzling. OK, it's Tipsy, in the Commons with a rake. But who did she kill?
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Half a crown...2&6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC
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This is most confuzzling. OK, it's Tipsy, in the Commons with a rake. But who did she kill?
Doctor fucking Black! cussing:
And miraculously you got one right! noooo:
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Half a crown...2&6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC
2/6- ! point:
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I've just thrown up does that count?
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The doctor was fucking Black...well it's obviously an act of revenge . Now we have a motive rubschin:
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Half a crown...2&6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC
I've lost track... Shrugs:
What did you roll before like...? noooo:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Half a crown...2&6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC
I've lost track... Shrugs:
What did you roll before like...? noooo:
[/quot
A fag I believe
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Double six!!
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Half a crown...2&6
Timestamp: 2010-11-26 20:11:15 UTC
I've lost track... Shrugs:
What did you roll before like...? noooo:
[/quot
A fag I believe
point:
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Can I pass go yet?
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Can I pass go yet?
Did you roll your dice like...?
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Can I pass go yet?
Isn't urine the norm ???
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My lovely thread... sad24:
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Is it Tipsy in the Computer Room with the turnip ?
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Is it Tipsy in the Computer Room with the turnip ?
Well, possibly... but you can't make random guesses... noooo:
You have to move around the three-dimensional playing atria like... ::)
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3 & 4
( i so wanted 2 and eight as that would have been very appropriate lol: )
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3 & 4
( i so wanted 2 and eight as that would have been very appropriate lol: )
Seven.... as you got the secret back passage that puts you on square 52... shame you didn't roll six - you could have had the trap door to The Medical centre or The Commons.... whistle:
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This is most confuzzling. OK, it's Tipsy, in the Commons with a rake. But who did she kill?
Doctor fucking Black! cussing:
Ooh, are we playing Maim That Coon?
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3 & 4
( i so wanted 2 and eight as that would have been very appropriate lol: )
Seven.... as you got the secret back passage that puts you on square 52... shame you didn't roll six - you could have had the trap door to The Medical centre or The Commons.... whistle:
Miss D has a secret back passage, she kept that quiet whistle:
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It's on a need to know basis whistle:
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Can I pass go yet?
Isn't urine the norm ???
is it Norm in the computer room with the valves?
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Double six!!!!
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Double six!!!!
Nick do you think you should wipe your specs? rubschin:
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Double six!!!!
Nick do you think you should wipe your specs? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Has anyone won yet?
Is JOM in the medical centre with a syringe?
Darwin in the Commons with a rancid goat?
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Has anyone won yet?
Is JOM in the medical centre with a syringe?
Darwin in the Commons with a rancid goat?
No, no and no... noooo:
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Here we go again...
Dice Roller
You rolled 2 dice:
3 and 4
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:07:31 UTC
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Here we go again...
Dice Roller
You rolled 2 dice:
3 and 4
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:07:31 UTC
Seven from The Snug moves you on to square 18... You landed on Chance!
Hold on... just read your card like...
"You visit Nick but he has been detained at the Police Station - move forward five places!"
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Yay! I was thinking of cancelling the visit anyway on account of him being snowed in, like ;D
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Yay! I was thinking of cancelling the visit anyway on account of him being snowed in, like ;D
lol:
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Trains prolly won't be working like whistle:
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Can you get a refund? happy100
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noooo:
Nick will have to pay us back ...and for a days lost werk whistle:
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I'll raise an invoice whistle: It's turning out to be quite an expensive month for him, what with the speeding fine an' all whistle:
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My turn...
You rolled 2 dice:
6, and the other one's rolled under the sofa. What do the roolz say Barman?
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:35:26 UTC
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5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:53:41 UTC
Now what?
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Barman's checking the roolz on the inside of the box
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My turn...
You rolled 2 dice:
6, and the other one's rolled under the sofa. What do the roolz say Barman?
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:35:26 UTC
Roll the die a second time like... we'll remember the six... ;)
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5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:53:41 UTC
Now what?
Eleven.
You landed on Chance!
Hold on... just read your card like...
"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"
You are now in The Commons and can have a guess at the killer and murder weapon... cloud9:
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You rolled 2 dice:
3 + 3, does that make it a double six then?
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 16:02:15 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
3 + 3, does that make it a double six then?
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 16:02:15 UTC
No, 6+3 is nine like... hold on... I thought one of them was under the sofa? rubschin:
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Hold on... just read your card like...
"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"
Are we playing Trivial Pursuit?
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Hold on... just read your card like...
"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"
Are we playing Trivial Pursuit?
No! evil:
Cluedopoly cloud9:
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You rolled 2 dice:
3 + 3, does that make it a double six then?
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 16:02:15 UTC
No, 6+3 is nine like... hold on... I thought one of them was under the sofa? rubschin:
No, Tipsy got down on her hands and knees while you were reading the roolz like
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5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:53:41 UTC
Now what?
Eleven.
You landed on Chance!
Hold on... just read your card like...
"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"
You are now in The Commons and can have a guess at the killer and murder weapon... cloud9:
I reckon it would be JOM with the Tarmac Rake... and I've been busy, passion with Barman and now bending over in front of JOM! Good job I will be safely back at work tomorrow as I will need the rest. ;D
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Barman's gone, the suspense is killing me
Can we have an update BM please. Who guessed what, how many they got right, and who's playing, and the killing implements
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Barman's gone, the suspense is killing me
Can we have an update BM please. Who guessed what, how many they got right, and who's playing, and the killing implements
You run out of full stops?
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5 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-27 15:53:41 UTC
Now what?
Eleven.
You landed on Chance!
Hold on... just read your card like...
"You have enjoyed a night of passion with Barman - move forward five places!"
You are now in The Commons and can have a guess at the killer and murder weapon... cloud9:
I reckon it would be JOM with the Tarmac Rake... and I've been busy, passion with Barman and now bending over in front of JOM! Good job I will be safely back at work tomorrow as I will need the rest. ;D
So you said, "JOM with Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake in The Commons"...?
...
...
...
...
[dramatic pause like on Who wants to be a Millionaire]
...
...
..
...
..
You got ONE RIGHT! happ096
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Double six!!!
Can we buy some Vaseline for Tipsy too?
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Double six!!!
Can we buy some Vaseline for Tipsy too?
evil:
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Was it Tipsy in the pedantry with a full stop.
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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A summary:
We have eliminated: -
Nick
Darwin
The Snug
Pasty's Bread Machine
JOM’s Traffic Cone
Possibilities are: -
JOM or Snoopy
Tipsy’s Tarmac Rake or Snoopy’s Bone
The Commons or the Computer Room
OK?
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When you say we have eliminated do you mean you have eliminated. This is turning into Masacropoly!
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When you say we have eliminated do you mean you have eliminated. This is turning into Masacropoly!
I'll eliminate you if you're not careful! cussing:
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Double six!!
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Double six!!
::)
You're in the Medical Centre - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon...
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JOM with a didder?
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JOM with a didder?
::)
You guessed JOM with a didder in the Medical Centre?
None right... noooo:
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I think I missed my turn what with being incarcerated and stuff.
Four & Three
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I think I missed my turn what with being incarcerated and stuff.
Four & Three
Moves you on to 10. Noted:
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Mornington Crescent!
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Mornington Crescent!
doh:
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Its obviously going to be LL with the nearest blunt object when she sees the credit card statements whistle:
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Its obviously going to be LL with the nearest blunt object when she sees the credit card statements whistle:
She's seen them.... scared2:
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Do I have long enough to work out the room and the murder weapon? rubschin:
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Do I have long enough to work out the room and the murder weapon? rubschin:
She's back in a week... lol:
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Sp it could be something random from your place or LL may visit Miss D to arrange that something special gets sent out... rubschin:
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SNAP.
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Hercule Poirot has slammed the increasing use of forensic policing techniques by Britain’s rural police forces investigating killings in English country houses. The celebrated Belgian detective claims continued advances in DNA evidence, fingerprinting, and CCTV capabilities are threatening the livelihood of a dying breed of eccentric amateurs working with no obvious qualifications or jurisdiction, while also ending upper class killing sprees before there’s a chance for anything really interesting to happen.
‘Eh bien, mes amis, there is no longer the time to use the little grey cells to sift through the red herrings and trap a murderer weeks later after they lurk around in the background with no obvious motive and a firm alibi,’ he lamented, ‘It is a tragedy that more and more Poirot, finding himself in need of mental stimulation, is having to resort to ze sudoku.’
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/27/technology-taking-the-fun-out-of-country-house-murders-says-hercule-poirot/
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Shrugs:
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I lost the dice when I did an update on the laptop and it restarted. Can you pass them over please Barman
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I lost the dice when I did an update on the laptop and it restarted. Can you pass them over please Barman
here (http://www.random.org/dice/)
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4 + 5
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 16:41:11 UTC
Can I have my go cos I want a nice long bath. ;D
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4 + 5
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 16:41:11 UTC
Can I have my go cos I want a nice long bath. ;D
You're on square 29.
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You rolled 2 dice:
2 + 2
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 16:49:36 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
2 + 2
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 16:49:36 UTC
Well, after the debacle of the lost dice die I believe that moves you on to 10?
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Double six razz:
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Double six razz:
Again? eeek:
You have landed on Chance.
Hold on... I'll read you card...
"Bad weather snows you in - miss five turns"
Oh... shame... cry:
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But that's not fair sad32:
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But that's not fair sad32:
The luck of the dice I'm afraid... Shrugs:
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Could I move on if, by chance like, I threw another double six?
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 09:49:36 UTC
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Could I move on if, by chance like, I threw another double six?
You have landed on Chance.
Hold on... I'll read you card...
"Bad weather snows you in - miss five turns"
Oh... shame... cry:
noooo:
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Oh bugger and it was a double six as well!
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Go on.... rubschin:
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Oh bugger and it was a double six as well!
happy0001
Of course, of course... noooo:
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:14:36 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:14:36 UTC
Two...
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:14:36 UTC
Two...
thought 6+6 was 12 rubschin:
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:14:36 UTC
Two...
thought 6+6 was 12 rubschin:
His second missed turn like... cool14:
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:19:00 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:19:00 UTC
Three...
I really hope you don't land on Chance again after this and get another five missed goes like... whistle:
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That would be highly improbable.
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That would be highly improbable.
I agree... but then the strangest things happen in the filed of probability and chance... whistle:
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That would be highly improbable.
About the same chance as rolling ten double sixs whistle:
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:25:36 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:25:36 UTC
See! eeek:
Four...
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 4
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:29:36 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 + 4
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:29:36 UTC
Five...
Away you go... fingers crossed with the chance card thing tho! scared2:
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You rolled 2 dice:
2 + 3
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:33:36 UTC
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I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....
You rolled 2 dice:
3 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC
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I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....
You rolled 2 dice:
3 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC
Is that your first roll...?
Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?
If so... Nine. Noted.
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You rolled 2 dice:
2 + 3
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 17:33:36 UTC
Have you run out of double sickies or summat? rubschin:
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I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....
You rolled 2 dice:
3 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC
Is that your first roll...?
Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?
If so... Nine. Noted.
Indeed my first go.
Since I seem to be either a suspect or a victim I thought I'd best try for an alibi at the very least.
I mean ~ do I look guilty (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F14remm6qs%2Fwidegrin.gif&hash=8d4b2173a5148f484ff87fb1309defc92015de5d) (http://www.postimage.org/) or deaded?
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I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....
You rolled 2 dice:
3 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC
Is that your first roll...?
Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?
If so... Nine. Noted.
Indeed my first go.
Since I seem to be either a suspect or a victim I thought I'd best try for an alibi at the very least.
I mean ~ do I look guilty?
Of course not.... whistle:
Nine. Noted.
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I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....
You rolled 2 dice:
3 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC
Is that your first roll...?
Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?
If so... Nine. Noted.
Indeed my first go.
Since I seem to be either a suspect or a victim I thought I'd best try for an alibi at the very least.
I mean ~ do I look guilty (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F14remm6qs%2Fwidegrin.gif&hash=8d4b2173a5148f484ff87fb1309defc92015de5d) (http://www.postimage.org/) or deaded?
That gold tinsel doesn't help ;)
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I'm only doing this to clear my name .... Give a Dog a bad name and all that ....
You rolled 2 dice:
3 6
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 18:01:02 UTC
Is that your first roll...?
Of the dice I mean, not in hedgehog shit or anything...?
If so... Nine. Noted.
Indeed my first go.
Since I seem to be either a suspect or a victim I thought I'd best try for an alibi at the very least.
I mean ~ do I look guilty (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F14remm6qs%2Fwidegrin.gif&hash=8d4b2173a5148f484ff87fb1309defc92015de5d) (http://www.postimage.org/) or deaded?
That gold tinsel doesn't help ;)
Monsieur Pastis, he 'as spotted the flaw in my plan ~ curse heem.
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Where am I?
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Where am I?
According to a certain Bear of our acquaintance you are in La-La Land. I couldn't possibly comment on the veracity or otherwise of that assertion angel1
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In the three dimensional matrix you stoopid dog cussing:
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Ah! redface:
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In the three dimensional matrix you stoopid dog cussing:
I'd say flummoxed. Additionally, bearing in mind you're snowed in, I reckon "reet clemmed" razz:
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Two & Two
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. .
. .
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 20:31:34 UTC
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Double six!!!!!
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. .
. .
. .
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 20:31:34 UTC
Terrancestamp: 2010-11-28 13 o clock UCT
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Double six!!!!!
Careful Nick, if you threw six sixes in the local fete you won a Mini
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If he'd done it in the 17 century he'd have been burnt at the stake...
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I am just trying to discover the killer and the weapon. evil:
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No hair...must be BM
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SNAP.
BM's neck? eeek:
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SNAP.
BM's neck? eeek:
Is LL back early ..... noooo:
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Two & Two
Moves you on to square 14. Noted.
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. .
. .
. .
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 20:31:34 UTC
Moves you on to square 14. Noted.
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Double six!!!!!
You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon.... eeek:
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. .
. .
. .
Timestamp: 2010-11-28 20:31:34 UTC
Terrancestamp: 2010-11-28 13 o clock UCT
lol:
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"Cluedo doesn't get more exciting than this!"
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Double six!!!!!
You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon.... eeek:
JOM with the didder
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Double six!!!!!
You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon.... eeek:
JOM with the didder
You got none right... noooo:
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JOM with a didder?
Well, consistent if a little wide of the mark whistle:
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Consistency is a virtue, unless you are pudgy of course noooo:
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Consistency is a virtue, unless you are pudgy of course noooo:
You're like a recurring bad dream... noooo:
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Double six!!!!
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Pirate in the sports bar with a damp jock strap?
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Miss C wins!!
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Double six!!!!
Another Chance card! eveilgrin:
Shall I read it...? whistle:
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"Take Miss D out for lunch and give her a pudding funnel" ?
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"Take Miss D out for lunch and give her a pudding funnel" ?
::) No....
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But, but, but I have to scared2:
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::)
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Where am I ?
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You are there. Just look down and there you are. Apart from your head obviously, which you can't see unless you check in a mirror.
Double Six!!!!!
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Double six!!!!!
You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon.... eeek:
JOM with the didder
Hang on, if you keep throwing mud, some of it's bound to stick. Just ask the Birmingham six, the Guildford four, the Renault five
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Double six!!!!!
You are in The Commons - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon.... eeek:
JOM with the didder
Hang on, if you keep throwing mud, some of it's bound to stick. Just ask the Birmingham six, the Guildford four, the Renault five
And the Baldy One........
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Pirate in the sports bar with a damp jock strap?
rubschin:
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Where am I ?
Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway... ;)
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 and ... 1
Timestamp: 2010-11-29 20:46:51 UTC
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 and ... 1
Timestamp: 2010-11-29 20:46:51 UTC
Square thirty - another Chance card! ;D
Hold on... just read it for you...
"Nick is sectioned and unable to accept visitors - move forward 8 places"
That lands you in The Medical Centre - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon.... cloud9:
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Where am I ?
Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway... ;)
OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 and ... 1
Timestamp: 2010-11-29 20:46:51 UTC
Square thirty - another Chance card! ;D
Hold on... just read it for you...
"Nick is sectioned and unable to accept visitors - move forward 8 places"
That lands you in The Medical Centre - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon.... cloud9:
I reckon it's ...
Snoopy
with Snoopy's Bone
in the Computer Room! razz:
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Moi? ~ But I 'ave zee alibi
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You rolled 2 dice:
6 and ... 1
Timestamp: 2010-11-29 20:46:51 UTC
Square thirty - another Chance card! ;D
Hold on... just read it for you...
"Nick is sectioned and unable to accept visitors - move forward 8 places"
That lands you in The Medical Centre - you get to guess the murderer and murder weapon.... cloud9:
I reckon it's ...
Snoopy
with Snoopy's Bone
in the Computer Room! razz:
You can't say Computer Room - you are in The Medical Centre... ::)
So you said, "Snoopy, with Snoopy's boner in The medical Centre"...?
You got none right! point:
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Phew!
Free with a single bound!
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Phew!
Free with a single bound!
For now... whistle:
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"Cluedo doesn't get more exciting than this!"
eeek: Which berk let BM take his bucket off??
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Where am I ?
Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway... ;)
OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?
bend over ... redface:
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Where am I ?
Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway... ;)
OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?
bend over ... redface:
eeek: Spank2:
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Where am I ?
Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway... ;)
OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?
bend over ... redface:
eeek: Spank2:
...and look for the dice .....I had not finished .... whistle:
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You should know better than to let BM's mind wander lol:
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Oooeer you'll be wanting too look at my community chest next. ;)
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Oooeer you'll be wanting too look at my community chest next. ;)
do you have a monopoly on that...???
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Oooeer you'll be wanting too look at my community chest next. ;)
Far be it from me to say no to attractive women whistle:
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3 & 3
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Oooeer you'll be wanting too look at my community chest next. ;)
eyes:
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Where am I ?
Lost in the three-dimensional playing matrix - throw the dice anyway... ;)
OK done that, they are now under the sofa, what now?
bend over ... redface:
eeek: Spank2:
...and look for the dice .....I had not finished .... whistle:
Oh... redface:
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3 & 3
Square 20... you are in The Commons and get to choose, etc.
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Hang on, when did Etc join the game?
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Hang on, when did Etc join the game?
She was busy earlier like... eyes:
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3 & 3
Square 20... you are in The Commons and get to choose, etc.
Was it anything to do with Gordon Brown committing commercial suicide?
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Double six!!!
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3 & 3
Square 20... you are in The Commons and get to choose, etc.
Was it anything to do with Gordon Brown committing commercial suicide?
lol: lol: lol: but no... noooo:
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Double six!!!
You don't say...? ::)
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Double six!!!
You don't say...? ::)
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rubschin:
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Double six!!!
You don't say...? ::)
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rubschin:
I think he has that set as his wallpaper Uncle... noooo:
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eeek: eeek:
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eeek: eeek:
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eeek:
Well, as you've thrown a six you can choose the secret short-cut to The Computer Room (and another guess) or move on to square 50?
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Square 50 ... I'm feeling lucky 8)
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Double 2.
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I seem to have landed on a ladder. Is it ladders up and snakes down or the other way round? confused:
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Snakes are down .... In the grass. angel1
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I will be in the attic in no time then....
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eeek: You really are living in:
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Square 50 ... I'm feeling lucky 8)
Not that lucky noooo:
Roll again...
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eeek: You really are living in:
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Yep except that I have escaped for a while. I will be going back before night falls otherwise I will be turned into a turnip or somesuch. I think I might start taking pictures and posting them on here along with a map reference just in case I am never seen again. scared2:
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Double six eeek:
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Double six eeek:
Of course, of course... happy100
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It was! So anyhoo, JOM with a didder in the Commons.
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This is going really well! cloud9:
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sadsmiley30:
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sadsmiley30:
Is that a die you are kicking? rubschin:
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This is going really well! cloud9:
I agree, I think we all needed that six day break to let the excitement die down whistle:
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This is going really well! cloud9:
I agree, I think we all needed that six day break to let the excitement die down whistle:
cloud9:
rubschin:
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I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! cloud9:
I just need to finalise a rule or three.... redface:
Before I wade through this I would like to point out that I never received my prize for being joint winner of the said bingo competition. whistle:
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I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! cloud9:
I just need to finalise a rule or three.... redface:
Before I wade through this I would like to point out that I never received my prize for being joint winner of the said bingo competition. whistle:
You just can't get ½ bottles of Ardbeg like... noooo:
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I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! cloud9:
I just need to finalise a rule or three.... redface:
Before I wade through this I would like to point out that I never received my prize for being joint winner of the said bingo competition. whistle:
You just can't get ½ bottles of Ardbeg like... noooo:
Life's a bitch aint it.
I have read 5 pages of this and have no idea WTF is going on. What page is the rulz on like?
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I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! cloud9:
I just need to finalise a rule or three.... redface:
Before I wade through this I would like to point out that I never received my prize for being joint winner of the said bingo competition. whistle:
You just can't get ½ bottles of Ardbeg like... noooo:
Life's a bitch aint it.
I have read 5 pages of this and have no idea WTF is going on. What page is the rulz on like?
keep reading.... whistle:
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Double six eeek:
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Double six eeek:
Keep dreaming... whistle:
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Shrugs:
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rubschin:
????? don't mean to sound like a total moron, but I'm lost
confused2: confused2: confused2:
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Just throw a double six and you can get playing ::)
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Excellent! You are in the Sports Bar and you have to guess the culprit and the weapon.
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me thinks it was the hippo in the beer garden!
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Wrong ::) I consign you to the Dungeon of Despair. YOu miss three goes noooo:
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want to use my get out of jail free card please.
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It doesn't work for the DoD, unfortunately.
Oooh. I threw a double six eeek:
I say JOM with his didder in the Sports Bar
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Miss Chievious................by the pool..............food poisoning..............
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Barman... in the kitchen.... with the electric carving knife.... scared2:
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Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife.... scared2:
that's more likely.......... whistle:
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Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife.... scared2:
that's more likely.......... whistle:
sad32:
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Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife.... scared2:
that's more likely.......... whistle:
LL caught him washing mini parts in the dishwasher then. lol:
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Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife.... scared2:
that's more likely.......... whistle:
LL caught him washing mini parts in the dishwasher then. lol:
Wouldn't the dishwasher powder make his todger sore though?
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Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife.... scared2:
that's more likely.......... whistle:
LL caught him washing mini parts in the dishwasher then. lol:
Wouldn't the dishwasher powder make his todger sore though?
doh:
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Barman... in the pool.... with the electric carving knife.... scared2:
that's more likely.......... whistle:
LL caught him washing mini parts in the dishwasher then. lol:
Wouldn't the dishwasher powder make his todger sore though?
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