The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 01:26:33 PM
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Q: Why do all the other reindeer have brown noses?
A: Because they can't stop as quickly as Rudolph!
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You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?
They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!
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Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"
Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."
Santa: "Doesn't Barbie always come with Ken?"
Girl: "No, she only fakes it with Ken."
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You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?
They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!
Oxymoron alert... whistle:
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You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?
They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!
Oxymoron alert... whistle:
Perhaps it should read "Three Gay Wise Men" rubschin:
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You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?
They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!
Oxymoron alert... whistle:
Perhaps it should read "Three Gay Wise Men" rubschin:
Much better... ;)
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Or gay vicars
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Gay wise men ? They would have: arrived late because they couldn't get a taxi, Called Mary whilst she was in labour demanding directions, gone to the nearest gay bar for cocktails as the birth was far too gory to watch, critisiced the decor and the mess in the stables, tried to chat up the shepherds and brought Andrew Lloyd Webber CD's as presents. (And then have a bitchfight over who was going to be Godfather and the colour of the christening gown !}
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Gay wise men ? They would have: arrived late because they couldn't get a taxi, Called Mary whilst she was in labour demanding directions, gone to the nearest gay bar for cocktails as the birth was far too gory to watch, critisiced the decor and the mess in the stables, tried to chat up the shepherds and brought Andrew Lloyd Webber CD's as presents. (And then have a bitchfight over who was going to be Godfather and the colour of the christening gown !}
lol: lol: lol:
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Christmas Day is like any other day for me.....
I sit down with a fat bird that doesn't gobble anymore!
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Christmas Day is like any other day for me.....
I sit down with a fat bird that doesn't gobble anymore!
Welcome to my world... surrender:
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When is a door not a door?... razz:
When its ajar... happy001
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;D
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