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Title: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2010, 12:10:01 PM
Prince William is to marry Kate Middleton next year, Clarence House has said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11765422

More virtual hats girls and virtual button holes for the chaps!
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 12:11:52 PM
Didnt I inform you of this some weeks ago  whistle:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2010, 12:13:15 PM
Probably .... got to get on with it ~ before she is too old like. The country needs another heir!


For those who don't want the Royals ~ would you really prefer President Blair?
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 16, 2010, 12:14:33 PM
Wenchy upstaged!
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 12:15:39 PM
Wenchy upstaged!

We can all wear the same outfits for both like!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 16, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
My court correspondent (a.k.a. the chef) tells me that Kate's a good 'un.
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2010, 12:21:56 PM



 rubschin: Well ..... I would  redface:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 01:41:14 PM
Just been out for a lunchtime run ....trotted past Buck Palace on my way into the parks. Loads of muppet jpournalists and their trucks stopping gaumless gonks asking them what they think of the impending nuptials. FFS  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2010, 01:48:17 PM


Media should leave 'em be. Just another young couple seeking happiness.

Good Luck to them I say.

They'll learn.  noooo:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2010, 01:50:44 PM
Yup, look at Daddy,Aunty Anne, Uncle Andrew, Great aunty Margaret.......
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2010, 02:20:17 PM



 word of advice Kate dont let him take you on honeymoon to Paris......... 
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 03:04:52 PM
I was in Duty Free at Terminal 1 yesterday and was asked if I'd like to appear in a promotional film they were making like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2010, 03:05:41 PM
About the dangers of excessive drinking?
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 03:07:30 PM
Fairy liquid  whistle:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
No, not excessive drinking or fairy bloody liquid!  cussing:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2010, 03:16:57 PM
Fray Bentos ........????
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 03:18:08 PM
No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either!  cussing:

Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2010, 03:20:35 PM
No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either!  cussing:

Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like...  whistle:


did you know someone ........???? point:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 03:23:36 PM
No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either!  cussing:

Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like...  whistle:


did you know someone ........???? point:

 evil:

I turned it down...
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 16, 2010, 03:23:54 PM
... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like...  whistle:

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Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 03:31:28 PM
No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either!  cussing:

Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like...  whistle:


did you know someone ........???? point:

 evil:

I turned it down...

There's always a first time for everything  ;)
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either!  cussing:

Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like...  whistle:


did you know someone ........???? point:

 evil:

I turned it down...

There's always a first time for everything  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
SOPHISTICATED!  eeek:

Oh I'm sorry but ....................

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 03:40:19 PM
SOPHISTICATED!  eeek:

Oh I'm sorry but ....................

happy001 happy001

Yes?  evil:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 16, 2010, 03:50:21 PM
No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either!  cussing:

Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like...  whistle:

You are Keith Barron and I claim my £5.00


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Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 03:52:02 PM
No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either!  cussing:

Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like...  whistle:

You are Keith Barron and I claim my £5.00


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I'm not and I claim my £50,000 in libel damages!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 16, 2010, 04:10:28 PM
His head is certainly Barren...
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 04:12:20 PM
His head is certainly Barren...

 cussing:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2010, 04:14:03 PM


That TMR ... doesn't say much but when he does ..... hits the nail every time!  lol:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 16, 2010, 04:20:09 PM
His head is certainly Barren...

Both inside and out I fear. noooo:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 04:53:59 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2010, 08:22:47 PM
I was in Duty Free at Terminal 1 yesterday and was asked if I'd like to appear in a promotional film they were making like...  cloud9:

Remember to drink responsibly, otherwise you could end up like this....  whistle:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2010, 08:28:20 PM
Wenchy upstaged!

We can all wear the same outfits for both like!  cloud9:

You already wore your glad rags for meeting Cameron..  whistle:

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Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 08:39:51 PM
Ok .....have officially had enough of WillyKat already  evil:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 09:38:17 AM
Ok .....have officially had enough of WillyKat already  evil:

In the austere spirit of 'make do and mend'  BM has kindly converted his bucket in to the VP official 'vomit bucket', providing that when all is done we return it to him in it's original state (tight git). 

He is however, currently seeking sponsors.  You have been warned.
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 09:44:06 AM
Oh god....has he been 'revealed' then  scared2:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2010, 09:49:09 AM
Exposed is more likely
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 09:58:23 AM
Is he the VP 'Stump'  as opposed to  the Top Gear 'Stig '  ?
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 10:04:16 AM
I am listening you know!  evil:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 10:08:17 AM
You can probably hear so much better now  whistle:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 10:18:03 AM
Is he the VP 'Stump'  as opposed to  the Top Gear 'Stig '  ?

I think you will find that he is the VP 'Sump' as opposed to 'Stump'...'A sump is a low space that collects any often-undesirable liquids'. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2010, 10:19:16 AM
That'll be where the beer's pumped up from.
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 10:20:52 AM
Quite so Uncle.  I think it is something that we have always known just never wanted to admit to ourselves.
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 10:22:08 AM
Oi!  cussing:

Wot have I done to deserve all this scorn like...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 10:23:27 AM
Just how long have you got the list seems to be endless....
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 10:24:51 AM
Just how long have you got the list seems to be endless....

Oh...  redface:

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Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 10:49:18 AM
Give us a few hours and we might be done. whistle:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2010, 07:14:41 PM
A few hours?  eeek:




Are you getting soft in your old age Miss C?  whistle:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 07:24:35 PM
A few hours?  eeek:




Are you getting soft in your old age Miss C?  whistle:

And wrinkly I'm afraid, now there's an image to give you nightmares. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2010, 07:25:19 PM
As if an image of you could give anyone nightmares Miss C.  ;)
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 07:45:41 PM
Flattery gets you anywhere Grumpmeister. surrender:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 07:55:39 PM
Flattery gets you anywhere Grumpmeister. surrender:

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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 08:09:36 PM
Ooooeerrr
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Ooooeerrr

Indeed....  Wankah:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 12:45:20 PM
 

Prince William and Kate Middleton will marry on Friday 29 April at Westminster Abbey, Clarence House has announced.

Ah!

Plenty of time to get those virtual hats laydees!
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 12:46:20 PM
When is Wenchy's shotgun wedding?
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 12:50:19 PM
I'm sure she said March .... But that may have been an instruction to Mr Wench  spider:

One thing for certain ~ Wenchy will not be getting married at Westminster Abbey.
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 01:25:21 PM
I'm sure she said March .... But that may have been an instruction to Mr Wench  spider:

One thing for certain ~ Wenchy will not be getting married at Westminster Abbey.

Not unless we have been taken in by her "secret identity".  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:27:23 PM
My mate the Jewish Lady Vicar werks at Westminster Abbey. She might squeeze Wenchy in  whistle:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 01:28:41 PM
 shutup:

 scared:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:30:58 PM
She is also chaplain to Westminster Skool. SHe spends her day handling small boys.
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 01:31:38 PM
SHe spends her day handling small boys.
Is that how you met her?
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:35:05 PM
SHe spends her day handling small boys.
Is that how you met her?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:41:35 PM
No, but she speaks lowly of BM  noooo:
Title: Re: Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 09:26:10 AM
So Kate's (now to be known as Katherine  ::) ) parents are going to be 'helping' with the cost of the wedding  happy001 happy001 happy001

Note that no one is saying to what extent  whistle:

Also 100 Willy Wonka style tickets to go to the general public  noooo:

Snoopy may yet go to the ball   lol: