The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on November 16, 2010, 12:10:01 PM
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Prince William is to marry Kate Middleton next year, Clarence House has said.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11765422
More virtual hats girls and virtual button holes for the chaps!
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Didnt I inform you of this some weeks ago whistle:
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Probably .... got to get on with it ~ before she is too old like. The country needs another heir!
For those who don't want the Royals ~ would you really prefer President Blair?
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Wenchy upstaged!
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Wenchy upstaged!
We can all wear the same outfits for both like! cloud9:
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My court correspondent (a.k.a. the chef) tells me that Kate's a good 'un.
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rubschin: Well ..... I would redface:
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Just been out for a lunchtime run ....trotted past Buck Palace on my way into the parks. Loads of muppet jpournalists and their trucks stopping gaumless gonks asking them what they think of the impending nuptials. FFS Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Media should leave 'em be. Just another young couple seeking happiness.
Good Luck to them I say.
They'll learn. noooo:
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Yup, look at Daddy,Aunty Anne, Uncle Andrew, Great aunty Margaret.......
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word of advice Kate dont let him take you on honeymoon to Paris.........
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I was in Duty Free at Terminal 1 yesterday and was asked if I'd like to appear in a promotional film they were making like... cloud9:
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About the dangers of excessive drinking?
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Fairy liquid whistle:
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No, not excessive drinking or fairy bloody liquid! cussing:
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Fray Bentos ........????
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No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either! cussing:
Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like... whistle:
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No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either! cussing:
Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like... whistle:
did you know someone ........???? point:
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No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either! cussing:
Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like... whistle:
did you know someone ........???? point:
evil:
I turned it down...
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... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like... whistle:
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No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either! cussing:
Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like... whistle:
did you know someone ........???? point:
evil:
I turned it down...
There's always a first time for everything ;)
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No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either! cussing:
Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like... whistle:
did you know someone ........???? point:
evil:
I turned it down...
There's always a first time for everything ;)
lol: lol: lol:
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SOPHISTICATED! eeek:
Oh I'm sorry but ....................
happy001 happy001
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SOPHISTICATED! eeek:
Oh I'm sorry but ....................
happy001 happy001
Yes? evil:
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No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either! cussing:
Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like... whistle:
You are Keith Barron and I claim my £5.00
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2ioabd8qs%2Fduty_free.jpg&hash=4066f67d135ccf5cc04b1587035f1c6dbb7866cd) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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No, not Fray Bloody Bentos either! cussing:
Some promotional film for the Duty Free... they wanted somebody sophisticated browsing the goods like... whistle:
You are Keith Barron and I claim my £5.00
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I'm not and I claim my £50,000 in libel damages! eveilgrin:
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His head is certainly Barren...
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His head is certainly Barren...
cussing:
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That TMR ... doesn't say much but when he does ..... hits the nail every time! lol:
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His head is certainly Barren...
Both inside and out I fear. noooo:
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sad32:
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I was in Duty Free at Terminal 1 yesterday and was asked if I'd like to appear in a promotional film they were making like... cloud9:
Remember to drink responsibly, otherwise you could end up like this.... whistle:
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Wenchy upstaged!
We can all wear the same outfits for both like! cloud9:
You already wore your glad rags for meeting Cameron.. whistle:
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Ok .....have officially had enough of WillyKat already evil:
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Ok .....have officially had enough of WillyKat already evil:
In the austere spirit of 'make do and mend' BM has kindly converted his bucket in to the VP official 'vomit bucket', providing that when all is done we return it to him in it's original state (tight git).
He is however, currently seeking sponsors. You have been warned.
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Oh god....has he been 'revealed' then scared2:
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Exposed is more likely
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Is he the VP 'Stump' as opposed to the Top Gear 'Stig ' ?
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I am listening you know! evil:
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You can probably hear so much better now whistle:
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Is he the VP 'Stump' as opposed to the Top Gear 'Stig ' ?
I think you will find that he is the VP 'Sump' as opposed to 'Stump'...'A sump is a low space that collects any often-undesirable liquids'. eveilgrin:
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That'll be where the beer's pumped up from.
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Quite so Uncle. I think it is something that we have always known just never wanted to admit to ourselves.
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Oi! cussing:
Wot have I done to deserve all this scorn like...? Shrugs:
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Just how long have you got the list seems to be endless....
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Just how long have you got the list seems to be endless....
Oh... redface:
Well, I'm going to pop out in a minute so I'll read it when I come back like... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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Give us a few hours and we might be done. whistle:
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A few hours? eeek:
Are you getting soft in your old age Miss C? whistle:
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A few hours? eeek:
Are you getting soft in your old age Miss C? whistle:
And wrinkly I'm afraid, now there's an image to give you nightmares. eveilgrin:
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As if an image of you could give anyone nightmares Miss C. ;)
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Flattery gets you anywhere Grumpmeister. surrender:
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Flattery gets you anywhere Grumpmeister. surrender:
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rubschin:
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Ooooeerrr
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Ooooeerrr
Indeed.... Wankah:
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Prince William and Kate Middleton will marry on Friday 29 April at Westminster Abbey, Clarence House has announced.
Ah!
Plenty of time to get those virtual hats laydees!
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When is Wenchy's
shotgun wedding?
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I'm sure she said March .... But that may have been an instruction to Mr Wench spider:
One thing for certain ~ Wenchy will not be getting married at Westminster Abbey.
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I'm sure she said March .... But that may have been an instruction to Mr Wench spider:
One thing for certain ~ Wenchy will not be getting married at Westminster Abbey.
Not unless we have been taken in by her "secret identity". rubschin:
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My mate the Jewish Lady Vicar werks at Westminster Abbey. She might squeeze Wenchy in whistle:
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shutup:
scared:
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She is also chaplain to Westminster Skool. SHe spends her day handling small boys.
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SHe spends her day handling small boys.
Is that how you met her?
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SHe spends her day handling small boys.
Is that how you met her?
drumroll:
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No, but she speaks lowly of BM noooo:
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So Kate's (now to be known as Katherine ::) ) parents are going to be 'helping' with the cost of the wedding happy001 happy001 happy001
Note that no one is saying to what extent whistle:
Also 100 Willy Wonka style tickets to go to the general public noooo:
Snoopy may yet go to the ball lol: