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Title: Boots card
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 09:55:30 AM
Why do the shop assistants in Boots always ask "have you got a Boots Card?"

If I had one I'd proffer it. It's not likely that the customer will reply with "thanks I'd forgotten I had one"

Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 09, 2010, 09:56:40 AM
Just friendly customer service like  whistle:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2010, 09:57:03 AM
Prolly have targets for getting people to sign up, store cards are a good data mining tool.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:57:16 AM
Why do the shop assistants in Boots always ask "have you got a Boots Card?"

If I had one I'd proffer it. It's not likely that the customer will reply with "thanks I'd forgotten I had one"



I've got one but I always forget it.
I've got a Shell points card too, and always have to be reminded by the assistant.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:57:28 AM
Roolz prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:57:43 AM
Same everywhere I go "Got a nectar Card?"

 cussing: "NO! And I don't want one either"
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 09, 2010, 09:58:27 AM
I had over £70 worth of points on mine ...until I spent them all at the weekend like ... sad24:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:58:59 AM
Same everywhere I go "Got a nectar Card?"

 cussing: "NO! And I don't want one either"

I've been handed the nectar card for when I buy petrol today...  ::)
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 10:00:21 AM
I take Groucho Marks' attitude "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me"
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 10:14:36 AM
I have a Nectar card, I always have it ready so I don't get asked. Seems obvious.

When I was convalescing I shopped with Sainsburys online. After I'd set up the account I found that I could see everything I'd bought in the previous few months  eeek: but useful though. 
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2010, 10:16:12 AM
I have a Nectar card but I refuse to use it on principle, like. Have you ever used the Nectar points for anything?
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 10:19:52 AM
Only as credit against a big shop. Currently got about 50,000 points.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Well I got petrol (thirty five freaking quid  eeek:) and didn't use the nectar card - that bloody showed them!  whistle:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 02:46:54 PM
Only £35 quid? Tank half full was it?

I filled the Land Rover at the weekend £65, then Her Ladyship's Corsa £47  Banghead

You could have knocked me down with a feather ...... 'cept I was already on me knees, weeping like.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 02:51:51 PM
Same here. £43 for my Ford Fusion yesterday.  eeek:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 03:01:17 PM
SWWLTBO gets about 350 miles out of a tankful. The Land Rover (diesel) will give around 450 miles to the tank. Both give something like 25 miles fewer to the fill up if we use Supermarket fuel (as previously discussed).
Fortunately I don't do many miles in a week but Her Ladyship eats 'em up.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 03:16:20 PM
Fiesta at Tesco... the bloody price thing was whizzing round significantly faster than the litres thing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 03:25:13 PM
Fiesta at Tesco... the bloody price thing was whizzing round significantly faster than the litres thing...  noooo:

4/9 a gallon when I started driving .... that's about 22.5 pence in this new fangled money so price per litre would have been 04.9 pence.

Think I'll buy a pony and trap.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 03:30:02 PM
Fiesta at Tesco... the bloody price thing was whizzing round significantly faster than the litres thing...  noooo:

4/9 a gallon when I started driving .... that's about 22.5 pence in this new fangled money so price per litre would have been 04.9 pence.

Think I'll buy a pony and trap.

I think it was 50p a gallon when I started driving...

Mind you, it was only CY£0.2 per litre when we moved to Cyprus... the EU changed all that of course....  noooo:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Every so often I get to point where I balk at the cost of petrol. The last couple of times has cost me over £40 whereas previously it seemed to be about £30-£35. But in the end I figure what choice do I have? and just get used to the cost again.

Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 03:43:02 PM
Every so often I get to point where I balk at the cost of petrol. The last couple of times has cost me over £40 whereas previously it seemed to be about £30-£35. But in the end I figure what choice do I have? and just get used to the cost again.



The government knows that of course - which is why 85% of it is tax...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 03:45:36 PM
That's what they rely on Uncle .... I do have a bus pass but they can't get my Mobility Scooter on the bus so when I get to the end of the journey I just have to sit in the bus depot and wait for a returning bus to get me home again. Pointless!

I could "borrow" a mobility scooter from the shopping centre but their office is half a mile from the bus depot.  Banghead
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2010, 03:47:07 PM
I think it was 50p a gallon when I started driving...

And those Model T's went for miles on just the one tank.  whistle:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 03:50:33 PM
Anyhoo...

Petrol is still remarkably cheap when you think about it (tax excluded of course)...

To think they can pump it out from the bottom of the ocean, ship it half way round the world, refine it and then deliver it to your local confiscation petrol station for 20p a litre and still make billions in profit is quite remarkable... worthy:

Peak oil my fat, hairy arse!  lol:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 03:56:49 PM
My village has a couple of buses a day. Harlow or Epping. So, foe example, how do I get my sprogs to school in Ware?

I don't do many miles p.a. but I need to do them.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 04:02:16 PM
Where?















Collar, leash, WALKIES!
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 04:04:07 PM
Walkies? surely it's wheelies in your case.  ;)
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 04:07:01 PM
Indeed!

We used to live in Bengeo, when the THW was a baby. Lovely family walk down through the common, along the river to Ware for a pint and then toddle back home again.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 04:21:00 PM
I like Ware, it has a nice unhurried feel about it. Pleasant river walks, proper high street (http://www.wareonline.co.uk/webcam/default.asp) with lots of old buildings. Even the Tescos is tucked away out of sight. I'd happily move there but the ex got in first.
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2010, 05:18:24 PM
Many years ago I had a contract in Ware. Mrs Nick would call me to ask where I was. It always ended in a row  noooo:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 05:28:23 PM
 lol:
Yes ~ I know what you mean. We used to guard a site in Ware and every time I went there on a site visit SWWLTBO would call me on the radio and ask "Where are you?" and I would reply "Ware". She would then key her mic several times in annoyance, making a clicking noise on my receiver, at having fallen for it again!
Happy days when things were Anna Log and I was not selling but managing guards.

For Uncle's benefit it was a Xerox site (he prolly knows it). We also guarded Northern Telecom (as was), Pitney Bowes and several other sites in Harlow.
Awful place Harlow...... nothing but trouble  noooo:
Title: Re: Boots card
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 06:00:16 PM
Many years ago I had a contract in Ware. Mrs Nick would call me to ask where I was. It always ended in a row  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

My dog is called Skilos which means 'dog' in Greek...

Great fun when a Cypriot asks what his name is....  lol: