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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: GROWLER on November 01, 2010, 08:14:15 PM
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Tomorrow, ok? ::)
I have a list of 'failures and faultisms' that I've been gathering for some time now, so I'll bombard him/her with the lot in one go to save further mithering.
Considerate aren't I? cloud9:
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You'll know when you've given told them enough as smoke will come out of the doctor's ears. Information overload signs will flash in his/her eyes.
They can't handle much input I have discovered.
Saturday afternoon, just gone, I was Snoopysick: off to A&E by ambulance AGAIN!
Heart malfunction .... bloody thing had righted itself by the time I got there. Ambulance broke down! I think the hysterical laughter I could not contain might have helped me.
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You'll know when you've given told them enough as smoke will come out of the doctor's ears. Information overload signs will flash in his/her eyes.
They can't handle much input I have discovered.
Saturday afternoon, just gone, I was Snoopysick: off to A&E by ambulance AGAIN!
Heart malfunction .... bloody thing had righted itself by the time I got there. Ambulance broke down! I think the hysterical laughter I could not contain might have helped me.
I'm 'avin' me 'ECU' and blood pressure checked while I'm there.
Summat's not tickin' right, so i thought I'd better have it checked out...very reluctantly.. preferably before I croak it on 'me everyone's 'ill.
Absolutely bloody dreading it tbqatth. scared2:
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I know the dreading it feeling.... I came home with both arms and the backs of both hands like bloody pin cushions. They couldn't find a vein! censored:
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When they ask you how much you smoke/drink tell them to fuck off! lol:
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Doctor at A&E asked if I drank ..... I said "Only socially, what have you got". He didn't even smile ...... not the first time he'd heard it I assumed!
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Doctor at A&E asked if I drank ..... I said "Only socially, what have you got". He didn't even smile ...... not the first time he'd heard it I assumed!
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I think Growler must have been shot noooo:
Rug anyone?
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lol: Would that be as in " A rancid, flea bitten rug" of which he has often spoken? ;)
scared:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Nah, no worries. got more things to worry about than that soft get and his rancid flea ridden rag that cost TWO THOUSAND UNBELIEVABLE BLOODY WASTED POUNDS!!! Angry9:
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Good to see you survived anyway.
All OK I hope.
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Good to see you survived anyway.
All OK I hope.
'avn't been yet.
15:00 hrs., or 16:00 GWT. scared2:
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Good to see you survived anyway.
All OK I hope.
'avn't been yet.
15:00 hrs., or 16:00 GWT. scared2:
I hope they warm the 'probe' nicely for you.
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Good to see you survived anyway.
All OK I hope.
'avn't been yet.
15:00 hrs., or 16:00 GWT. scared2:
I hope they warm the 'probe' nicely for you.
It will have been nicely warmed up with constant use all day.... sick2:
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15.09 ~ he'll be
reading looking at the totty in a three year old copy of "Hello" I 'spect, glancing at his watch every few seconds and harrumphing a lot.
I wonder if they have to sedate him with a tranquiliser dart before they can examine him. rubschin:
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15.09 ~ he'll be reading looking at the totty in a three year old copy of "Hello" I 'spect, glancing at his watch every few seconds and harrumphing a lot.
Nah... a National Geographic without a cover - 1953 coronation special problee...
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Last time I was at the GP's the only up to date reading was the village magazine which I edit and publish tunble:
I found two errors that my proof reader had missed! Banghead
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I once read a copy of Country Life or summat in a hospital waiting room. It was in pristine condition but seemed oddly dated. The ads were in predecimal money rubschin:
1963!!
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...and what year were you in rubschin:
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1964
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...and what year were you in rubschin:
1996!
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lol: lol: lol:
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Back. Fit an' 'ealthy..ish, but got to go back and have me 'ECU' plugged into diagnostics for half an hour (GWT scale) to check it's efficiency in a couple of weeks.
Crackin' quack btw. Mid 40's, training in surgery for 4 months and was just like one of the lads almost.
Took me arf an hour to get out of the place due to excessive amounts of banter and general interesting facts, figures and some good ole hearty ranting about society and all its ill's, and consequently getting some of us well stressed out with frustration.
He agreed with most of my grumbles and said I was a bit of an 'unusual character'. cloud9:
Shook me paw and thanked me for an 'interesting chat' lol:
Did you know, that it takes an approximate 10 mile walk to burn off a Mars bar...approximate like? eeek:
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Tragic innit noooo:
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Back. Fit an' 'ealthy..ish, but got to go back and have me 'ECU' plugged into diagnostics for half an hour (GWT scale) to check it's efficiency in a couple of weeks.
Crackin' quack btw. Mid 40's, training in surgery for 4 months and was just like one of the lads almost.
Took me arf an hour to get out of the place due to excessive amounts of banter and general interesting facts, figures and some good ole hearty ranting about society and all its ill's, and consequently getting some of us well stressed out with frustration.
He agreed with most of my grumbles and said I was a bit of an 'unusual character'. cloud9:
Shook me paw and thanked me for an 'interesting chat' lol:
Did you know, that it takes an approximate 10 mile walk to burn off a Mars bar...approximate like? eeek:
Glad you are okay...
I know I used to pound away on the running machine at the gym for hours and pressed the button to find - hey presto - used about 3½ calories... evil:
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I did a 10k run on treadmill last night ...just about an hours worth and 3 Mars Bars ...that's what the machine should give you read outs in ;D
Glad it all seems quite positive as well Mr G cloud9:
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Tragic innit noooo:
Whar'is? rubschin:
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Tragic innit noooo:
Whar'is? rubschin:
That is
Did you know, that it takes an approximate 10 mile walk to burn off a Mars bar...approximate like?
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I did a 10k run on treadmill last night ...just about an hours worth and 3 Mars Bars ...that's what the machine should give you read outs in ;D
Glad it all seems quite positive as well Mr G cloud9:
10K Shrugs:
You know we need double-decker buses here... ::)
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Tell you. I was actually quite shocked tbh. Told him I eat a bar or two every day, and he just shook his head at me. sad32:
He's given me the all clear to join a gym now anyway...now the dark nights are here like, to get me out of the 'ouse like, and to lose this gut a bit.
He didn't initially believe me dob too! cloud9:
He was immidiately promoted to best friend status 1.
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Tell you. I was actually quite shocked tbh. Told him I eat a bar or two every day, and he just shook his head at me. sad32:
He's given me the all clear to join a gym now anyway...now the dark nights are here like, to get me out of the 'ouse like, and to lose this gut a bit.
He didn't initially believe me dob too! cloud9:
He was immidiately promoted to best friend status 1.
I've lost loadsaweight like... just by walking... and cutting out the booze... redface:
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...and spending all your 'housekeeping' on the mini like whistle:
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He was immidiately promoted to best friend status 1.
lol: lol: lol:
You might have to be buying a bumper box of Christmas cards this year for all yer new bestest friends like lol:
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...and spending all your 'housekeeping' on the mini like whistle:
All my Quaver money... redface:
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He didn't NAG me about the snouts either, but suggested it might be a very good idea to bin 'em.
Booze consumption very low now, so no probleemo there.
Tell you, I wish he was me permanent quack, as I was well impressed with him. 10/10. happy088
We had a damned good chortle about me taking weeks to actually gain the mental strength to make an appointment.
Sort of told me off, but in a nice and diplomatic way.
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He was immidiately promoted to best friend status 1.
lol: lol: lol:
You might have to be buying a bumper box of Christmas cards this year for all yer new bestest friends like lol:
Nah. Best friends come and go, being the fickle bear that I apparently am, alledgedly, so 'some' say like. whistle:
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He was immidiately promoted to best friend status 1.
lol: lol: lol:
You might have to be buying a bumper box of Christmas cards this year for all yer new bestest friends like lol:
Nah. Best friends come and go, being the fickle bear that I apparently am, alledgedly, so 'some' say like. whistle:
Just one card then... send it at the last minute...? rubschin:
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I ranted and raged about Growler Jnr never putting any weight on, bloody stick insect that he is, even though he can scoff a family sized bag of Galaxy Counters in less than 15 minutes, and does so regulary. Banghead
I just sniff' the contents, and I put three stone on. Angry9:
Summat to do with matabalisms or summat, bloody shite. ::)
Bloody HATE me, with an undying and overwhelming rancid passion I do. cussing:
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He was immidiately promoted to best friend status 1.
lol: lol: lol:
You might have to be buying a bumper box of Christmas cards this year for all yer new bestest friends like lol:
Nah. Best friends come and go, being the fickle bear that I apparently am, alledgedly, so 'some' say like. whistle:
Just one card then... send it at the last minute...? rubschin:
IF you're good and friendly to me, yes.
I may draw up a final leauge table at the end of the year.
There are one or two contenders. cloud9:
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Can we have an awards ceremony ...a VP annual awards ceremony cloud9:
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I ranted and raged about Growler Jnr never putting any weight on, bloody stick insect that he is, even though he can scoff a family sized bag of Galaxy Counters in less than 15 minutes, and does so regulary. Banghead
I just sniff' the contents, and I put three stone on. Angry9:
Summat to do with matabalisms or summat, bloody shite. ::)
Bloody HATE me, with an undying and overwhelming rancid passion I do. cussing:
I weighed nine stone ten pounds from about 18 to forty-ish no matter what I ate or drank...
Look at me now... noooo:
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Can we have an awards ceremony ...a VP annual awards ceremony cloud9:
Poster of the year! cloud9:
I'll get a cup and engrave me name on it like... whistle:
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I weighed nine stone ten pounds from about 18 to forty-ish no matter what I ate or drank...
Look at me now... noooo:
There's nothing to you eeek:
No woman wants a man to weigh less than her redface:
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Can we have an awards ceremony ...a VP annual awards ceremony cloud9:
Poster of the year! cloud9:
I'll get a cup and engrave me name on it like... whistle:
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Can we have an awards ceremony ...a VP annual awards ceremony cloud9:
Poster of the year! cloud9:
I'll get a cup and engrave me name on it like... whistle:
Why don't you award yourself a prize bottle of something nice to drink ? ...oh sorry I forgot whistle:
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I weighed nine stone ten pounds from about 18 to forty-ish no matter what I ate or drank...
Look at me now... noooo:
There's nothing to you eeek:
No woman wants a man to weigh less than her redface:
rubschin:
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Anyway, apart from me 'plug in diagnostics' test next Monday, or is it the Monday after Shrugs:, that'll be it now for another few years.
I knew there was nowt wrong. angel1
THE Bear IS invincible! happy088
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Glad to hear all's OK Growler, your Dr sounds just like mine, it's like having a chat down the pub, totally at ease
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I suspect your 'emissions' reading will be high though. ;D
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I suspect your 'emissions' reading will be high though. ;D
....and WHAT, pray, is THAT supposed to mean ey, EY? evil:
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Growler is an farty bear noooo:
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Growler is an farty bear noooo:
I suspect she's referring to the other end of the emmisions exit. evil:
However, giving the benefit of the doubt like, she could be referring to the undoubted large amounts of pleasantness love and affection that radiates from and around me like a mid morning sunny day in the Med. cloud9:
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I weighed nine stone ten pounds from about 18 to forty-ish no matter what I ate or drank...
Look at me now... noooo:
There's nothing to you eeek:
No woman wants a man to weigh less than her redface:
rubschin:
Ponder not BM .... As every woman knows... It takes a big hammer to wack in a big nail or a large screwdriver to ...... well I'm sure you get the idea. whistle:!
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I am now told that the drug I take to control my diabetes has a side effect in that it prevents weight loss ... in fact tests have shown that it will pile weight on to users.
No wonder I am struggling to control my weight ~ currently 20 stone and I am not proud of it!
I eat less and less but still the weight won't shift. I even gained weight in hospital on a strict diet!
Exercise would be good but angina prevents this.
They are talking about trying me on some new wonder drug that controls diabetes and helps one to shed weight.... but it means daily self administered injections and has side effects of its own scared2:
Hence this morning's blood tests prior to the diabetic clinic meeting with the consultant who will decide if I can try the new drug.
The blood was still red ~ such a disappointment!
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Daily injections scared2:
Must be most frustrating though ..all this medication, side effects, trying new things, going back to the old stuff, hospitals , doctors and the like noooo:
It's a good job you have us take it out on lol: lol: lol:
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This reminds me that I have a quackery visit tomorrow for my fasting blood test for fooking diabetes cussing:
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Is that at Hogwarts?
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This reminds me that I have a quackery visit tomorrow for my fasting blood test for fooking diabetes cussing:
Sinister:
I can do the injections if you need showing how .... spent 9 months doing it to myself!
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and still no babby noooo:
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and still no babby noooo:
NO MORE Babbies thank you! evil:
Anywhoo I was using a needle not a turkey baster!
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Surgery have rang me back.
I nearly filled me kecks on the spot. scared2:
The doc I saw yesterday is a trainee, and consequently Mrs head quack has to review all his notes and stuff every day.
She's told him I need some blood tests now to see if I'm really human or a real bear or summat. Shrugs:
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Oooooooh! I had some of those on Saturday afternoon and another lot this morning OWCH!
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Surgery have rang me back.
I nearly filled me kecks on the spot. scared2:
The doc I saw yesterday is a trainee, and consequently Mrs head quack has to review all his notes and stuff every day.
She's told him I need some blood tests now to see if I'm really human or a real bear or summat. Shrugs:
So the nice human quack has not yet been trained in the shitty ways of "normal" doctors. noooo: Fooking typical
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SWWLTBO went to the surgery for her flu jab this morning. Nurse did the jabbing but Her Ladyship reports that our sole GP was observed to be wandering around with a beatific smile on his face, seemingly "Away with the fairies".
He is often like this.
I suspect, as holder to the keys to the drugs cupboard, he is using as well as distributing anti-depressants.
I like the guy as he is never judgemental and always seems "happy". whistle:
When consulting him over the time he has been here I have found it best to only give him the immediate facts as he is clearly unable to remember any conversation longer than two sentences. His usual prescription is an immediate referral to the hospital for "tests" and a subsequent follow up by a consultant.
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And he earns £100,00 p.a. Keeeeell him
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I was werking at a main stealer out in Wales today, and the owner popped in to check things are going smoothly.
He's a full time quack/skin consultant specialist apparently.
Bit of an od bod by all accounts apparently, and judging by his looks, I wouldn't like to cross him. scared2:
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Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...
He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...
He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...
NHS eh...? Banghead
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Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...
He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...
He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...
NHS eh...? Banghead
Wot year Bonnie, please?
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Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...
He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...
He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...
NHS eh...? Banghead
Wot year Bonnie, please?
How the feck should I know...? Shrugs:
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Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...
He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...
He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...
NHS eh...? Banghead
Wot year Bonnie, please?
Now THAT did actually make me chortle out loud! lol:
You get todays award for the smoothest departure for going completely 100% off topic.
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Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...
He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...
He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...
NHS eh...? Banghead
Wot year Bonnie, please?
How the feck should I know...? Shrugs:
Well go and bloody well ask him. ::)
Moaniomondonious wants to know, cus he's interested. Most admirable.
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Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...
He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...
He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...
NHS eh...? Banghead
Wot year Bonnie, please?
How the feck should I know...? Shrugs:
Well go and bloody well ask him. ::)
Moaniomondonious wants to know, cus he's interested. Most admirable.
I'll go and see him tomorrer and take a picture like... walk past is owse twice a day with the dog...
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...and tomorrow you'll be casing the joint , taking snappy snaps . Welcome to the neighbourhood scared2:
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Ural - haven't seen one of those for ages.
Bit of a plodder, but will go on for ever.
Toolkit - 2 spanners and a screwdriver. ;D
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Back from the quack and the fasting blood test. Nurse faffed around for ages then got the blood out and said right, we will get that tested for cholestorol. I said that I thought I was being tested for sugar.
I now have to go back for another fasting blood test tomorrow cussing:
Then saw Dr Quack himself. WHat a weirdo scared2:
Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office rubschin:
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso eeek:
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Ural - haven't seen one of those for ages.
Bit of a plodder, but will go on for ever.
Toolkit - 2 spanners and a screwdriver. ;D
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And a large hammer!
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Back from the quack and the fasting blood test. Nurse faffed around for ages then got the blood out and said right, we will get that tested for cholestorol. I said that I thought I was being tested for sugar.
I now have to go back for another fasting blood test tomorrow cussing:
Then saw Dr Quack himself. WHat a weirdo scared2:
Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office rubschin:
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso eeek:
Did he offer you a joint like...?
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Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office rubschin:
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso eeek:
Did he tell you to don't worry , bout a thing. Cos every little thing, is gonna be alright whistle:
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drumroll:
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Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office rubschin:
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso eeek:
Did he tell you to don't worry , bout a thing. Cos every little thing, is gonna be alright whistle:
drumroll:
happy001
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Ural - haven't seen one of those for ages.
Bit of a plodder, but will go on for ever.
Toolkit - 2 spanners and a screwdriver. ;D
lol:
And a large hammer!
Is that what a Uralogist does?
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Ural - haven't seen one of those for ages.
Bit of a plodder, but will go on for ever.
Toolkit - 2 spanners and a screwdriver. ;D
lol:
And a large hammer!
Is that what a Uralogist does?
Bloody feels like it when they remove a catheter after an operation! redface:
Or perhaps that was a Urologist. rubschin:
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Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office rubschin:
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso eeek:
Did he tell you to don't worry , bout a thing. Cos every little thing, is gonna be alright whistle:
Another tea-spluttering moment from the VP ;D
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Very old school with rimless glasses, floppy bow tie, waistcoat and the accent. All this sat oddly with the Bob Marley shrine in the corner of his office rubschin:
He seemed happy to chat and was eager to point out that LSD was officially safer than collapso eeek:
Did he tell you to don't worry , bout a thing. Cos every little thing, is gonna be alright whistle:
Another tea-spluttering moment from the VP ;D
Post of the week IMHO! happy088
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Off to see nursey again ::)
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Off to see nursey again ::)
Those prossers, all sorts of names they use eh? noooo:
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Do they charge extra with the use of uniforms ???
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Do they charge extra with the use of uniforms ???
I wouldn't know like... angel1
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Do they charge extra with the use of uniforms ???
Not if the client wears them, allegedly.
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I asked nursey what the name was for that foldy bit of your arm inside the elbow where blood gets taken from. SHe had no idea. Nor do I. rubschin:
Same applies to the area behind your knee. rubschin: And is there a name for the top of your foot (other than "top of your foot" obviously) ::)
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Is it not the "crook" of your elbow/knee?
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I know where the taint skin is
Top of the foot is the instep
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Mort: Shrugs:
Pirate: you are wrong noooo:
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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_instep_of_the_foot
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Father was a shoe shop manager for most of his life ~ I promise you "Instep" is the top bit of the foot between the toes and the ankle. It is the bot where the shoe laces do up and hurts if you have the laces too tight.
The bit underneath the foot is the "Arch".
Pirate is right!
As is Uncle.
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Nick is an mong! point:
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That can't be right rubschin:
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However, nursey should know these things.
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I said to her this morning that I always look away when someone is taking blood. SHe said that she does the same eeek: eeek:
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Why do they always say "Just a sharp scratch"?
It is no such thing. It is a sharp prick!
I'd even be happy if they just said "This may hurt a bit" ... at least that would be honest.
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Why do they always say "Just a sharp scratch"?
It is no such thing. It is a sharp prick!
I'd even be happy if they just said "This may hurt a bit" ... at least that would be honest.
What if she said 'it's only a little prick'...? whistle:
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That's just what your nursey says noooo:
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Always used to say "just a prick" but its been "just a scratch" for some time now. Probably some guidelines from on high. rubschin:
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You're right Uncle ~ I did ask the staff nurse in A&E on Saturday.
She laughingly confirmed that they are instructed not to use "Prick" in the warning.
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Years ago, one Christmas, when printed t-shirts, and tie dye were the fashion, so my dad told me, an ex gave me some boxer shorts with a print of a hypodermic and underneath it said "Don't worry, you'll only feel a little prick" Scarred me for life... noooo:
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Not wishing to hijack a post or anyfink…but I too had a fasting blood test today…The usual Phlebotomist is female and she is a petite blond, getting on a bit mind, but still quite shaggable… eyes: there is always a bit of banter between us, and you know that she's only barely dressed under her white coat...every time I go in and sit with my left arm on the pillow, she re-arranges it slightly, the result being that my left hand always brushes against her left breast…or is compressed near her nether regions…not deliberately, I might add on my part…honest m'lud… angel1
Today I go in…different nurse… scared2: not so shaggable, admittedly…she studies the screen monitor for a minute, and then re-arranges my arm, and my left hand brushes against her left breast…conspiracy theory…
The same with the dental hygienist…she always leans over and buries her tits in my right shoulder and neck…mind you they are quite large…Don't suppose that she could much else with em, like noooo:
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I had a massage in China like that once... noooo:
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We do it on purpose like ::)
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I had a massage in China like that once... noooo:
With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?
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I had a massage in China like that once... noooo:
With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?
No, a massagerist... ::)
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I had a massage in China like that once... noooo:
With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?
No, a massagerist... ::)
prolly a Masseur then... point:
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I had a massage in China like that once... noooo:
With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?
No, a massagerist... ::)
no....... ::)
prolly a Masseur then... point:
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I had a massage in China like that once... noooo:
With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?
No, a massagerist... ::)
no....... ::)
prolly a Masseur then... point:
point:
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I had a massage in China like that once... noooo:
With a Phlebotomist or a dental hygienist?
No, a massagerist... ::)
no....... ::)
prolly a Masseur then... point:
point:
Arse. redface:
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You love me really...
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Don't leave Snoopy out now will ya ;)
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You love me really...
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Receptionist calls. "Can you come in to discuss the results of your blood tests non-urgently?"
When?
"Now!"
scared2: scared2:
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Oh dear!
Well if it is diabetes try to avoid Metformin ...... Makes you feel sick and you fart a lot.
I use Pioglitazone and diet to control mine.
My consultant has looked at the new "wonder" self injection with a view to switching me to it but says it makes most people feel very sick and you have to inject twice a day.... 45 mins before meals. In his opinion not worth trying unless you eat at regular times.
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Nah. They'll have discovered that he is not actually of this planet. ::)
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Receptionist calls. "Can you come in to discuss the results of your blood tests non-urgently?"
When?
"Now!"
scared2: scared2:
Popcorn:
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Cholesterol a bit high and plans to "keep an eye" on slightly "elevated" blood sugar.
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Cheese and chocolate out then.
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Cheese and chocolate out then.
Pretty much everything out, especially booze.
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sad32:
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Bet you fibbed about how many ciggies you smoke razz:
I did yesterday redface:
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Nope, don't see the point anymore. And whatever you tell them they prolly double anyhoo.
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Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...
He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...
He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...
NHS eh...? Banghead
Wot year Bonnie, please?
How the feck should I know...? Shrugs:
Well go and bloody well ask him. ::)
Moaniomondonious wants to know, cus he's interested. Most admirable.
I'll go and see him tomorrer and take a picture like... walk past is owse twice a day with the dog...
Still no picture, I notice whistle:
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Bloke up the road here is just retiring 'from the NHS'...
He has a holiday home here, a 4 x 4 and a Ural (a Russian motorbike)...
He has just shipped out a 600cc Yamaha off road bike, an old Triumph Bonneville and a Porsche Carrera... he has another one at home apparently...
NHS eh...? Banghead
Wot year Bonnie, please?
How the feck should I know...? Shrugs:
Well go and bloody well ask him. ::)
Moaniomondonious wants to know, cus he's interested. Most admirable.
I'll go and see him tomorrer and take a picture like... walk past is owse twice a day with the dog...
Still no picture, I notice whistle:
Next day he had fitted a garage door and returned to the UK.... ::)
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I have just got back from my 10.40 quack appointment evil:
I can see why he runs so late, I was with him half an hour while he drew graphs and pictures and grumbled about the PCT and the coalition and we ended up swapping stories of gummint idiocies. I quite like the Bob Marley fan now. And his cat confused:
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Purely as an aside I see from my latest prescription (just collected) that the Doctor is a "MEDDYG" in Welsh.
Fvck knows how you pronounce it properly but my memory of Welsh for beginners classes suggest it should be "MITHEGG" (Short I and in the right accent with no stress on the first syllable).
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Purely as an aside I see from my latest prescription (just collected) that the Doctor is a "MEDDYG" in Welsh.
Fvck knows how you pronounce it properly but my memory of Welsh for beginners classes suggest it should be "MITHEGG" (Short I and in the right accent with no stress on the first syllable).
More Information Than Has Ever Given Gabfest rubschin: