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Title: New job titles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2010, 10:49:09 AM

Well not a job title as such but additional roles and tasks that I have been assigned.

As of today apparently I am an 'Information Custodian' for the department  eeek:

I take that to mean gossip queen  but I'm sure they don't mean that  rubschin:

Title: Re: New job titles
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2010, 10:59:04 AM

Well ................ perhaps your "discretion" and willingness to hear all but say nowt had a bearing on your selection for the post ...... or perhaps they are confident that you will be one of those spared the chop and thus save on retraining/retitling costs.

Title: Re: New job titles
Post by: Pastis on October 20, 2010, 11:35:31 AM

Do we call you MisInformation from now on then, like?  ;D

Title: Re: New job titles
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2010, 12:04:06 PM

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Title: Re: New job titles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2010, 12:47:47 PM

 lol: lol: lol:

God knows what it means tho  Shrugs:

Title: Re: New job titles
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2010, 12:54:40 PM

Better read up on the DPA. And don't lose any laptops  whistle:

Title: Re: New job titles
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2010, 01:00:57 PM

Is this a new position created by your employer or have 4 people held the post before? .... I hope the latter as we can then call you Miss Information #5 (MI5 for short)

Title: Re: New job titles
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2010, 08:09:45 PM

 scared2:

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